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Falz you know all this things are not possible you even said it in your song. This is Nigeria lyrics answers it all Extremely Poor. The medical facilities are poor. We operate a predatory, neocolonial capitalist system, which is founded on fraud and exploitation and therefore you are bound to have corruption. Many criminal cases are settled in police station. Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo This is Nigeria Look how I'm living now Look how I'm living now Everybody be criminal This is Nigeria Look how we living now Look what we eating now Everybody be criminal This is Nigeria Just because I'm on TV now Person wey get no work Is checking to see If my watch is original This is Nigeria Wey da Madam Philomena Money vanish from your office 36 million You talk say na animal This is Nigeria Never end the recession o When looter and killers and stealers are still contesting election o Politicians wey thief some billions and billion no dey go prison o Police station dey close by 6 Security reason o (Babaa, oche o, Babaa, Oche o Babaa) My brothers and sisters I want you to put your hands up right now because your miracle is coming this week. If you believe let me hear you say Amen. This is Nigeria Praise and worship we singing now Pastor put his hands on the breast of his members He's pulling the demons out This is Nigeria No electricity daily o Your people are still working multiple jobs And they talk say we lazy o This Is Nigeria There is plenty Wahala sha Fulani Herdsmen still they slaughter Carry people they massacre This is Nigeria Works in my area This is democracy Political hysteria Yahoo yahoo don't tear everywhere Now we act like it's so cool Casting the P being castigated just by trying to noble This is Nigeria Look at my nation o SARS stop me for road any explanation you go talk am for station o (Sir am, Sir look am sorry, am just a student. Am a student of the University of Lagos. We are just coming from the club. Ok so my friend and I. No sir I had my ID to prove.) Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo This is Nigeria Look how I'm living now Look how I'm living now Everybody be criminal This is Nigeria Look how we living now Look what we eating now Everybody be criminal (This is breaking, transmission of ah, transmission eh, transmission.) But what happens everyday is that, the system has allowed it. For instance there is no law that allows you to take money from the church, invest in business, and privatize it. No. It is only in Nigeria were you can take money from the church, money contributed by poor congregation members. You go and set up a university that the members cannot attend. Cannot send their children to. It's against the rule and the law of God. It's against the constitution. |
Basketmouth one of the funniest comedians Nigeria has ever produced. "I remember the there are two things involved joke". Gather here if you can relate. Happy birthday to his wonderful daughter |
Hypocritical message. |
Most Nigerian girls are always trying to be wannabes, fake accent, fake style of eating, fake style of walking, infact almost everything about them is fake. |
She is ripe to be harvested, boys gat no chill dey will make that her one room apartment turn into a flat in just few years.
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She calls this great body, she looks like a bag of beans a.k.a shepoppotamus. |
Nigeria police becoming useful in a very long time, the government really needs to find a solution to all the crimes going on in Rivers State. |
The position of a wife is just like a office, when the marriage ends all the gifts given by the husband should be returned and kept for the new or incoming wife, it is called ownership by position |
SLAP44:What about the kpanshing she also enjoyed from him, all the sperm he wasted in her, you know how long it takes to produce enough sperm. The position of a wife is just like a office, when the marriage ends all the gifts given by the husband should be returned and kept for the new or incoming wife, it is called ownership by position. |
Show us the picture of the boobs to see if it is actually worth pressing or you are just another attention seeker. |
Babies are the greatest miracle to happen in life. Very cute baby, grow up and change the world. |
post=80982123:Coming from the suya man who supported all the wickedness pepertrated by this government, the prayer should be God Will punish those who voted buhari in for the second time, those who voted buhari the first time and didn't the second time are free. |
Buhari and his supporters are nothing but cows, that have no ability to think like sane humans. I spit on all zombies.
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The undisputed goddess of madness, the only woman that can make even an angel get angry due to her too much wahala, the one and only typewriter mouth, the chief fabricator of celebrity scandals. Happy birthday !!!! |
Funny enough ubi Franklin had the same baptism when he was born but did that stop him from planting his seeds into every hole to germinate different children, all these baptisms won't change a thing, what will be will be. |
In a country ruled by buhari and his cows, it's only guinness and some other beers that is giving us hope and reducing depression. |
Government of the cows, by the cows and for the cows. Fulanigeria I hail thee!!!! |
Many people think dressing indecently is being fashionable, that is how some people sanity has degraded. |
I think that lady was a runsgirl. The killer obviously killed her when she was in a relax state, it could have happened this way , the man woke her from sleep after a marathon sex asked for her underwear, been a girl who knows what's up, she quickly tried to run, the man quickly followed her after she came down from the bed and jumped on her, pushed her to the ground and started strangling her, she tried to resist but he had too much strength for her. That posture of her when dead is most likely from strangulation. |
I think that lady was a runsgirl. The killer obviously killed her when she was in a relax state, it could have happened this way , the man woke her from sleep after a marathon sex asked for her underwear, been a girl who knows what's up, she quickly tried to run, the man quickly followed her after she came down from the bed and jumped on her, pushed her to the ground and started strangling her, she tried to resist but he had too much strength for her. That posture of her when dead is most likely from strangulation. |
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Ufoma and her friend are mad, why not charge her to court, instead of posting picture of her holding money, who knows she could have been forced to take that incriminating picture, I know what most women are capable of doing to their employees, so it's either ufoma and her friend show us the evidence of the nanny stealing or fvck off. She even claims to have the video of the nanny stealing but can't post it rather she posted a planned picture. |
Busola dakolo and timi dakolo have surprising gone dumb no more noise making on social media, no more reactions from celebrities, no more protests from jobless Nigerians. It was fun while it lasted.
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All igbos and south-south people should all boycott this protest. It is between buhari and his Yoruba brothers. |
Men and women say this prayer "May we not have daughters that would come out shamelessly and start calling out someone for refusing to pay them after sex, may we have daughters that can value their bodies and contribute something meaningful to the society, AMEN". |
Are all these things more expensive than human lives, like if u know your life is worth more than all this. |
thesicilian:The doctors are advising you, you are still adamant. You can always put babies on their on bed but on the same room with you. |
NwaAmaikpe: ![]() |
delugajackson:delugajackson, this grammar is too much, it is this kind of grammar that some lecturers speak that makes many students not comprehend them and fail their courses, sometimes just simple explanation would sink into their heads. |
This is a classic example of a fvcked pussy can always be refvcked. |
alsudan:You will live and die a slave to buhari. |
Your girlfriend should be grateful her boyfriend is not an impotent man, who keeps a man starving of sex for 5years, if you refuse to give a child food for days that child will either go outside to eat elsewhere or steal to eat. It is not entirely your fault, the kind of relationship you were in is one that can fully convert you into a nun, your girlfriend should understand that we men don't attach sex with love, you still love her and she should be willing to work things out with you, you can marry your girlfriend while you pay for child support for your baby mama. |
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Nigeria police becoming useful in a very long time, the government really needs to find a solution to all the crimes going on in Rivers State.