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CelebritiesRe: Falz Calls For Immediate Release Of Sowore by Jayslicky: 12:40pm On Aug 06, 2019
Falz you know all this things are not possible you even said it in your song.


This is Nigeria lyrics answers it all


Extremely Poor. The medical facilities are poor. We operate a predatory, neocolonial capitalist system, which is founded on fraud and exploitation and therefore you are bound to have corruption. Many criminal cases are settled in police station.

Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo
Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo
Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo

This is Nigeria
Look how I'm living now
Look how I'm living now
Everybody be criminal
This is Nigeria
Look how we living now
Look what we eating now
Everybody be criminal

This is Nigeria
Just because I'm on TV now
Person wey get no work
Is checking to see
If my watch is original
This is Nigeria
Wey da Madam Philomena
Money vanish from your office
36 million
You talk say na animal
This is Nigeria
Never end the recession o
When looter and killers and stealers are still contesting election o
Politicians wey thief some billions and billion no dey go prison o
Police station dey close by 6
Security reason o

(Babaa, oche o, Babaa, Oche o Babaa)
My brothers and sisters I want you to put your hands up right now because your miracle is coming this week. If you believe let me hear you say Amen.

This is Nigeria
Praise and worship we singing now
Pastor put his hands on the breast of his members
He's pulling the demons out
This is Nigeria
No electricity daily o
Your people are still working multiple jobs
And they talk say we lazy o
This Is Nigeria
There is plenty Wahala sha
Fulani Herdsmen still they slaughter
Carry people they massacre
This is Nigeria
Works in my area
This is democracy
Political hysteria
Yahoo yahoo don't tear everywhere
Now we act like it's so cool
Casting the P being castigated just by trying to noble
This is Nigeria
Look at my nation o
SARS stop me for road any explanation you go talk am for station o

(Sir am, Sir look am sorry, am just a student. Am a student of the University of Lagos. We are just coming from the club. Ok so my friend and I. No sir I had my ID to prove.)

Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo
Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo
Ehee, Ehee Ehee ee ewo

This is Nigeria
Look how I'm living now
Look how I'm living now
Everybody be criminal
This is Nigeria
Look how we living now
Look what we eating now
Everybody be criminal

(This is breaking, transmission of ah, transmission eh, transmission.)

But what happens everyday is that, the system has allowed it. For instance there is no law that allows you to take money from the church, invest in business, and privatize it. No. It is only in Nigeria were you can take money from the church, money contributed by poor congregation members. You go and set up a university that the members cannot attend. Cannot send their children to. It's against the rule and the law of God. It's against the constitution.
CelebritiesRe: Janelle Okpocha 8th Birthday: Basketmouth & Wife Elsie Celebrate Daughter by Jayslicky: 12:36pm On Aug 06, 2019
Basketmouth one of the funniest comedians Nigeria has ever produced. "I remember the there are two things involved joke". Gather here if you can relate.

Happy birthday to his wonderful daughter
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Birthday Message To Kemi Olunloyo On her 55th Birthday by Jayslicky: 11:58am On Aug 06, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin Hypocritical message.
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Hilariously Mocks Nigerian Women Who Copy Foreigners Sniffing Flower by Jayslicky: 11:52am On Aug 06, 2019
Most Nigerian girls are always trying to be wannabes, fake accent, fake style of eating, fake style of walking, infact almost everything about them is fake.
CelebritiesRe: Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Reacts To Lil Kesh Dating Rumours by Jayslicky: 11:12am On Aug 06, 2019
She is ripe to be harvested, boys gat no chill dey will make that her one room apartment turn into a flat in just few years.

CelebritiesRe: I Won't Apologize For Having A Great Body - Anita Joseph Slams Gossiping Friend by Jayslicky: 11:08am On Aug 06, 2019
She calls this great body, she looks like a bag of beans a.k.a shepoppotamus.
CrimeRe: Police Foil Hijack Of Lagos Bound Bus In Rivers, Kill 3 Suspected Kidnappers by Jayslicky: 8:39am On Aug 06, 2019
smiley Nigeria police becoming useful in a very long time, the government really needs to find a solution to all the crimes going on in Rivers State.
RomanceRe: More Videos As Man Storms His Ex-wife’s House To Retrieve The Car He Bought Her by Jayslicky: 8:26am On Aug 06, 2019
The position of a wife is just like a office, when the marriage ends all the gifts given by the husband should be returned and kept for the new or incoming wife, it is called ownership by position
CrimeRe: Man Storms His Ex-wife’s House To Retrieve The Car He Bought Her by Jayslicky:
SLAP44:
What about the kpanshin he enjoyed in exchange?
What about the kpanshing she also enjoyed from him, all the sperm he wasted in her, you know how long it takes to produce enough sperm.

The position of a wife is just like a office, when the marriage ends all the gifts given by the husband should be returned and kept for the new or incoming wife, it is called ownership by position.
CrimeRe: Lady Narrates Her Experience With A "Breast Presser" At Yaba by Jayslicky: 7:41am On Aug 06, 2019
Show us the picture of the boobs to see if it is actually worth pressing or you are just another attention seeker.
CrimeRe: Woman Gives Birth To Baby Girl With 12 Fingers And 12 Toes (photos) by Jayslicky: 4:18am On Aug 06, 2019
Babies are the greatest miracle to happen in life. Very cute baby, grow up and change the world.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill Jeremiah Omolara, Winners Pastor In Kaduna, Abduct Wife by Jayslicky: 4:17am On Aug 06, 2019
post=80982123:
May God punish them wherever they are.
Each and everyone of these criminals will never end well.

The Government should take strict measures on all these crimes going on around.
The House should enforce the death penalty for kidnappers and looters.
This will definitely bring a change to some extent.
Coming from the suya man who supported all the wickedness pepertrated by this government, the prayer should be God Will punish those who voted buhari in for the second time, those who voted buhari the first time and didn't the second time are free.
PoliticsRe: #revolutionnow: Buhari's Ex-supporter Arrested Over Facebook Post by Jayslicky: 4:09am On Aug 06, 2019
Buhari and his supporters are nothing but cows, that have no ability to think like sane humans. I spit on all zombies.

CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday Kemi Olunloyo! by Jayslicky: 4:04am On Aug 06, 2019
The undisputed goddess of madness, the only woman that can make even an angel get angry due to her too much wahala, the one and only typewriter mouth, the chief fabricator of celebrity scandals.

Happy birthday !!!!
CelebritiesRe: Baptism Of Shiloh Langa Siyo, Ubi Franklin's Son With Nicola Siyo by Jayslicky:
Funny enough ubi Franklin had the same baptism when he was born but did that stop him from planting his seeds into every hole to germinate different children, all these baptisms won't change a thing, what will be will be.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Overtakes The USA In Guinness Consumption Volume by Jayslicky: 1:11pm On Aug 05, 2019
In a country ruled by buhari and his cows, it's only guinness and some other beers that is giving us hope and reducing depression.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive CCTV Photos From Omoyele Sowore's Arrest By Armed DSS Operatives by Jayslicky: 12:37pm On Aug 05, 2019
Government of the cows, by the cows and for the cows. Fulanigeria I hail thee!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Goes Braless In New Beautiful Photos by Jayslicky:
Many people think dressing indecently is being fashionable, that is how some people sanity has degraded.
CrimeRe: Lady Found Uclad Dead Underneath A Hotel Bed In Owerri (Photos) by Jayslicky: 12:26pm On Aug 05, 2019
I think that lady was a runsgirl. The killer obviously killed her when she was in a relax state, it could have happened this way , the man woke her from sleep after a marathon sex asked for her underwear, been a girl who knows what's up, she quickly tried to run, the man quickly followed her after she came down from the bed and jumped on her, pushed her to the ground and started strangling her, she tried to resist but he had too much strength for her. That posture of her when dead is most likely from strangulation.
CrimeRe: Lady Found Uclad Dead Underneath A Hotel Bed In Owerri (Photos) by Jayslicky: 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2019
I think that lady was a runsgirl. The killer obviously killed her when she was in a relax state, it could have happened this way , the man woke her from sleep after a marathon sex asked for her underwear, been a girl who knows what's up, she quickly tried to run, the man quickly followed her after she came down from the bed and jumped on her, pushed her to the ground and started strangling her, she tried to resist but he had too much strength for her. That posture of her when dead is most likely from strangulation.
RomanceRe: See What My Friend's Husband Sent To Her On Her Birthday. by Jayslicky: 11:11am On Aug 05, 2019
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CelebritiesRe: Ufuoma Mcdermott Exposes Friend's Nanny Who Stole Her Money by Jayslicky:
Ufoma and her friend are mad, why not charge her to court, instead of posting picture of her holding money, who knows she could have been forced to take that incriminating picture, I know what most women are capable of doing to their employees, so it's either ufoma and her friend show us the evidence of the nanny stealing or fvck off. She even claims to have the video of the nanny stealing but can't post it rather she posted a planned picture.
CelebritiesRe: COZA Will Pay Them Back By Making Slaves Of Them - Modele Fatoyinbo Throws Shade by Jayslicky: 10:57am On Aug 05, 2019
Busola dakolo and timi dakolo have surprising gone dumb no more noise making on social media, no more reactions from celebrities, no more protests from jobless Nigerians. It was fun while it lasted.

PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Police Arresting #revolutionnow Protesters In Lagos by Jayslicky:
All igbos and south-south people should all boycott this protest. It is between buhari and his Yoruba brothers.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Porn Star, Annie Blonde Calls Out Man Who Had Sex With Her And Refused by Jayslicky: 10:34am On Aug 05, 2019
Men and women say this prayer "May we not have daughters that would come out shamelessly and start calling out someone for refusing to pay them after sex, may we have daughters that can value their bodies and contribute something meaningful to the society, AMEN".
EducationRe: 10 Most Expensive Things In The World by Jayslicky: 10:30am On Aug 05, 2019
Are all these things more expensive than human lives, like if u know your life is worth more than all this.
HealthRe: Never Sleep On The Same Bed As Babies, It Can Kill Them- Dr Olufunmilayo by Jayslicky: 11:13am On Aug 04, 2019
thesicilian:
I personally believe that sleeping on the same bed with your baby is the best way to nuture and nourish them. You can easily hear when the baby is crying, you can breastfeed on demand without having to leave the bed (thus interrupting your sleep too often) and is very protective.
Except of course, those adults who like rolling from Jericho to Jerusalem when sleeping.
The doctors are advising you, you are still adamant. You can always put babies on their on bed but on the same room with you.
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Cut Women's Ears Off In Cameroon (Disturbing Photo) by Jayslicky:
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Which ear will they now use to hear gossips?
huh
CrimeRe: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Carryover Courses by Jayslicky: 7:42am On Aug 04, 2019
delugajackson:
This generation of young people are weak. They'd rather find solace in drugs and alcohol to relieve their "pain and suffering" than face their problems head-on They'd rather take their own lives than take life by its steel balls.

They'd rather rant, wail and complain on social media than face the government head on to demand fairness, equity and justice. They'd rather spend valuable time on a transparently manipulative pseudo-reality which clearly promotes and glorifies indecency and sexual immorality in the society than engage in profitable ventures that would better their lives. They'd rather bask in docility, complacency and cowardice than stand up against their oppressors. I weep for the future of this generation.
delugajackson, this grammar is too much, it is this kind of grammar that some lecturers speak that makes many students not comprehend them and fail their courses, sometimes just simple explanation would sink into their heads.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Links Up With Ex-boyfriend Asa Asika (Photos) by Jayslicky: 11:05am On Aug 03, 2019
This is a classic example of a fvcked pussy can always be refvcked.
PoliticsRe: Sowore’s Car Bashed During His Arrest (Photos) by Jayslicky: 11:02am On Aug 03, 2019
alsudan:
They should have bashed his head too. Revolution ko, Revolution ni.

Sai Baba! We die here.
You will live and die a slave to buhari.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please I Need A Relationship Advice by Jayslicky:
Your girlfriend should be grateful her boyfriend is not an impotent man, who keeps a man starving of sex for 5years, if you refuse to give a child food for days that child will either go outside to eat elsewhere or steal to eat.

It is not entirely your fault, the kind of relationship you were in is one that can fully convert you into a nun, your girlfriend should understand that we men don't attach sex with love, you still love her and she should be willing to work things out with you, you can marry your girlfriend while you pay for child support for your baby mama.

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