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Celebrities / Re: Emmanuel Emenike Hosts Governor Uzodinma, Phyno In His Mansion In Imo (Video) by jaytii(f): 5:33pm On Feb 22, 2021
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Politics / Re: Biden Threatens Financial, Visa Sanctions Against Nigeria, Others Over Anti-gay by jaytii(f): 10:18am On Feb 09, 2021
Let us tag UN, EU, CNN, ICC We will not take this Lol
Politics / Re: #OccupyLekkiTollGate: Nigerians To Protest Over Reopening Of Lekki Tollgate by jaytii(f): 4:22pm On Feb 08, 2021
beautyhd:
To be sincere, that lekki toll gate is not supposed to be reopened.

Lets use it as a sacrifice for the blood of the innocent wasted across the nation during end SARS protests.

Motorists plying that route are happy with less traffic.

Sanwolu, shouldn't listen to those clamoring for it's reopening.


"Motorists plying that route are happy"

Do you know how the Lekki Toll gate came about? Do you understand how PPP works?

Individuals came together to put that route in place since our government are so unreliable. This guys must make their money back with interest before finally handing it over to the government.
Think odd the number of months this event has set them back in the target.
You think it would encourage future PPPs?

Only dumb people think they're punishing Tinubu or the Lagos state government with this action.

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Events / Re: Why Do People Say Good Things About The Deceased? by jaytii(f): 8:58pm On Feb 07, 2021
soundOsonic:
Like the saying says don't speak ill of the dead.
what if the deceased was actually a dead beat when he was alive?

Just last year, Odia Ifeimun didn't have good things to say about a fellow poet Late J. P Clark.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch Begs Peter Okoye For Giveaway: Says "I Am A Fugitive" by jaytii(f): 1:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
Built2last:
Na play she dey play na.

Nigeria and junk journalism.

She is on political asylum in Canada. She has a 2 bed flat all expense paid. She doesn't pay for light, water or internet access.

She is paid $1400 dollars monthly by Canadian government that's over 500k naira.

She can enjoy this asylum status for 10 years before her situation is reviewed by Canada. And she can still work if she chooses to work. After 10 years, she can apply for Canadian citizenship also. Her current economic situation is better than over 150 million Nigerians.

She is just catching cruise.


What if I told you she's in Nigeria here with us
Music/Radio / Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by jaytii(f): 7:34pm On Jan 15, 2021
Hey, one of them
You one of them, yeah (hey)
One of them
Ooh, she's one of them
None of them (ooh)
All of them, yeah
All of them (life is good)
Birthday cake, girl (al of them)
Everything
And she's everywhere
Yeah, and she's everywhere
But me I'm everywhere too (hey)
She's one of them
Yeah, she's one of them
I just want the birthday cake, girl



Oh my, my, my Nina
Me I no like no drama
I'ma bring it back like karma
'Cause you'll be my Sheba, I'll be Mufasa
Make your body shake, faster
Ah go make sure them go pay, faster
I'm a rich kid, but I be gangsta



Davido Birthday Cake

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Crime / Re: Two Traffic Robbers Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by jaytii(f): 11:26am On Jan 11, 2021
Arm yourselves with pepper spray, knuckle ring or a taser.

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Politics / Re: Ogun: Unauthorised Flyover Bridge In Omo Forest by jaytii(f): 5:55pm On Jan 09, 2021
doggedfighter:

You read too.
Convert it to the use of the people instead of destroying it.
It can serve other purpose.

Other purposes like? What business do regular citizens have with a protected forest reserve?
Politics / Re: Ogun: Unauthorised Flyover Bridge In Omo Forest by jaytii(f): 1:41pm On Jan 09, 2021
doggedfighter:
Don't destroy it rather monitor it when completed it will make life easier for people living around there.

Read first.
It was intended to make life easier for illegal deforestation and not for the people living around there.

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Politics / Re: Ogun: Unauthorised Flyover Bridge In Omo Forest by jaytii(f): 1:39pm On Jan 09, 2021
Fahdiga:
Construct they wouldn't and when anyone constructed they will pull it down

Always read first and save yourself from public embarrassment.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by jaytii(f): 10:05am On Jan 08, 2021
Agboriotejoye:

The bolded is not true. Get the facts. Same way some of you claimed Jonathan could not have done anything cause he lost.

Young man, read more.
Pence as president of the Senate could not have overturned the election result.
The House and Senate can only try their best to raise objections to the certificate (containing electoral college votes from a state) debate on it and proove beyond all reasonable doubts whether to uphold it or not.

"For a state's electoral votes to be tossed out, majorities in both the House and Senate must vote to do so. With the House in Democratic control and the Senate with Republicans, this would be all but impossible to pull off."
Politics / Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by jaytii(f): 8:21am On Jan 08, 2021
StPete:
As much as the comparison isn't necessary, let's face facts. The fact that stands is that while Mr Pence sees the loyalty to constitution as superceding and ultimate, Prof Osinbanjo will rather be faithful to his boss than be loyal to the constitution of Nigeria. When push comes to shove, you will clearly see the difference in their actions.

Give an example of where he has ever chosen loyalty to his boss rather the Supremacy of the constitution.

You just showed prejudice in your last statement. Sometimes I wonder how Nigerians think.
Pathetic!
Politics / Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by jaytii(f): 8:15am On Jan 08, 2021
Wiseandtrue:

When it comes to talking, they are quick to compare

When it comes to laying achievements bare, these same people defending him will say "he (Osibanjo) has no power to do such"

Can any of these people show any concrete achievements other than suggestions

Common, talk is cheap!!!


You're not smart
Clearly, you don't know the limit of the powers of certain political offices and how it varies from country to country thanks to their distinct constitution.

Mike Pence did nothing special yesterday other than carrying out mere formality with aid of the power ascribed to him in the US constitution.

No one could have overturned Biden's victory.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by jaytii(f): 5:03am On Jan 08, 2021
dignity33:
Like Osibanjo like Atiku. They called Atiku all type of Name but try to make Osibanjo a Saint Yoruba and hypocrisy is like 5 & 6. If Mike Pence is a good man nothing will make Trump to be so radical, a president never work alone if you have head an organisation or institutions you will know that most of the work designated to president are done by Vice, that president are just Ceremonial. During Obasanjo regime all the bad policy people especially Yoruba criticise Atiku but today they do everything humanly possible to exenorate Osibanjo in every bad policy this Administration took. Put Osibanjo as next president the same policy of Buhari will still go on nothing will change, No Vice president any where in the world who succeed his master has ever change the Policy, we also quick to forget that is a loyal member of Tinubu boys who uses pastor as a covering up.


Presidents ceremonial?
Do you think these are the days of Tafawa Balewa and ceremonial Zik?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Recall Osinbajo's Sack Of DSS DG, Say Comparison To Pence Ridiculous by jaytii(f): 4:47am On Jan 08, 2021
A lot of Nigerians on social media are ignorant, gullible, uninformed and unrepentant conformist sheeple.

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Celebrities / Re: Anyogu Elekwachi Mazi Ukonu Is Dead! by jaytii(f): 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2021
Nwan nem this year go rugged o
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Wonders Why People Name Their Kids 'Endurance' by jaytii(f): 11:22am On Jan 04, 2021
I met someone called Rogo for short. I got scared for him when I found out Rogo was short for Esurogo.
Phones / Re: Will NCC Block The Lines Of Non Nigerians Without NIN? by jaytii(f): 6:15pm On Jan 02, 2021
This might just be a perfect opportunity to get illegal immigrants out of our country before they ruin it.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mention One Thing Nobody Taught You How To Do But You Can Do Perfectly Well by jaytii(f): 7:23pm On Jan 01, 2021
Top on this list for any gender is "Masturbation"

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Programming / Re: 2021: Picking Up A New Skill Through Amazon ( AWS ) by jaytii(f): 4:51pm On Jan 01, 2021
TechCapon:
the training is free but the exam and certification is not.

It's also quite cheap $100-200
Programming / Re: 2021: Picking Up A New Skill Through Amazon ( AWS ) by jaytii(f): 4:50pm On Jan 01, 2021
cixak95211:
I am GCP certified. Nothing too difficult, though it was kinda easy for me, cos i've been using GCP for a very long time.
Much of it comes down to hands-on experience, cos one thing is for sure.
The questions are way different and tougher from what will see in practice/mock exams or youtube videos
So I'd advise you to create an account with your intended cloud provider and gain practical experience for at least 6mths;
before attempting the cert exam.
Cheers.

p.s. I have been using AWS for as long as I have known GCP, just have a professional bias for GCP.

Wow! 6 months.
Thanks
Programming / 2021: Picking Up A New Skill Through Amazon ( AWS ) by jaytii(f): 10:36am On Jan 01, 2021
Hey guys, Is there anyone here who has successfully gotten a certification from aws? How easy was it for you and how long did it take you? Is it something anyone can easily learn if they give up time for it?
Celebrities / Re: Chike Searches For Lady He Met During Performance (Video) by jaytii(f): 8:25pm On Dec 30, 2020
GeneralPula:
She’s presently here with me..
I’ll tell her when she’s done..

E choke grin
Properties / Re: Budget For A 3 Bedroom Bungalow by jaytii(f): 5:01pm On Dec 27, 2020
bayo2018:

normally I have like 30m extra apart from the funds I use for Business
I’m only thinking of Spending 12m in order to reduce cost.

And also is a Duplex far better than a bungalow undecided
ion have experience at all in this field that’s why I brought it here Abegg no vex for my questions lols

What the heck
Career / Re: School Or 6 Digits Income Per Month? by jaytii(f): 4:59pm On Dec 27, 2020
bayo2018:
Good day nairalanders

Please I’ve an issue bothering me rn. I’m thinking of terminating my School though I’m in year 2(1st semester)

I noticed I’m able to make more than 300k a month online these covid season but if I’m in school I don’t make up to this amount because I don’t have enough time to stay online and do things I wanna do.

But I don’t wanna make a decision that’s gonna affect me forever so I’m seeking for your honest opinion.

Should I just terminate this school and focus more on my online Business.

What my online business just require of me is Data(like 50gb per month )and to always be online to run the stuff.


From indecision to 12m for a building project within a year shocked
Culture / Re: Owa Of Igbajo, Olufemi Fashade Is Dead by jaytii(f): 9:57pm On Dec 25, 2020
Rest in peace old soldier

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Education / Re: Striking Lecturers Get Two Months Salary by jaytii(f): 1:07pm On Dec 23, 2020
Are they getting paid for the 9 months they spent at home?
Politics / Re: Buhari Says Only God Can "Effectively Police" Nigeria, Niger Border by jaytii(f): 8:10am On Dec 23, 2020
aljharem:
But the border with Benin republic can be policed by human abi ? Or USA Mexico border too can be policed...
Hmmmm

Divide the country already


The USA and Mexico border isn't policed effectively, that's why a lot of illegal immigrants still make it accros and also the reason for Trump's "Great Wall"

It would take a lot of capital and human resources (human resources that is much needed elsewhere) to effectively secure these kind of borders.
Crime / Re: How Senior Police Officers Aided Escape Of 100 Robbery Suspects In Lagos by jaytii(f): 8:05am On Dec 23, 2020
englishmart:
I prefer an armed robber to the nigerian police any day 7x on Wednesday

Be careful what you wish for.
December 31st is just around the corner.
Celebrities / Re: If You Were To Date A Celebrity, Who Would That Be? by jaytii(f): 6:08pm On Dec 18, 2020
Kim K and Cardi B
Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by jaytii(f): 3:03pm On Dec 17, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Benin Republic grin

please I am tired of uploading photos tongue tongue embarassed
Let me stop here by saying, if you can save money and travel; please do! it helps your mental health.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
disguy

Thanks cheesy

How much do you set aside for each trip?
Politics / Re: LG Poll: Gombe APC Holds Mega Rally by jaytii(f): 9:09pm On Dec 15, 2020
smile11s:
Just for LG election?
This is where we get it wrong in the south. Grassroot support is very important in politics. It's unfortunate that northerners play that game better than the other regions.

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