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anny20:
1st reaction---shock!!(is the dude ok)
2nd reaction--- look for the nearest mirror to check me self out( just to be sure i;m still my sexy ol'self)
3rd reaction---scope around for the nearest bloke and hook up( there gast to be one somewhere)
4th reaction--- feel sorry for the jilter( he has no idea what he just lost and what trouble he just saved me from)


ok, ok, seriously did i hear u say jilt ke? altar kini? i'll find the bastard and castrate him with a blunt knife, prevent him from procreating more loosers like him! askor!

thats rite, okare lai, baba mi lo fi jo!

its natural, not a new thing, but the reason is the fact that fine girls are too much on the street. , we can't help it, unless God help us, we be oloju kokoro

Well girls hate NATO guys , which simply means (No Actions Talk Only) Guys

well most girls hate NATO guys which simply means (No Action Talks Only)

you kno it, i know it, we all knowz it, why guys lyk virgin girls, there is no way u can compare them now, if u fit do am, na automatic blessin be that from God, and wtf u mean, say if i wan marry virgin, make i be virgin myself, so u wan make i enter guiness book of records abi, make u go give birth to 19kids at a glance because body go don full when we get married!!

just send her glo "me to you" of 50bucks! she go appreciate

haba!! na small thing, just find one akue or mugun like that, and hand the belle for him neck, say na him get am, even if he never do before, dont worry, just tell him say nobody touch virgin mary, mother of jesus before he happen

thats the mistake most makes, you would be thinkin maybe he is experienced so you are safe!, well anyhow you like it, just be carefull, nothin is new under the sun!!follow your mind!!

you wont understand!!, only guys do, even if you got the full explaination, u wont get it!!, it aint easy, at alll at all!!

hook up with me , and i bet it you would thank anyone who introduced nairaland to you cos u will never be dissapointed

i deliver's like reggie

well without a doubt, i dont know how you have it but to me, i think lyin to my girl is a very good thing for my own reasons but friends told me its a very bad thing! how true could this be, pls!

nothin, i don't believe in cryin, it changes nothin, but it really sucks when i need to send somethins and the f**kin server is slow!!! i feel likethrowin my PC down from the stairs, or betterstill, when i want to holla @ my girl and the network is actin up, i always feel like crashin up my fone!!

Niceone menike, c ya when i see ya

ohhh what!, u no notice anythin from the guy?, ha you dull am, the thing we happen be say, the instrument we the guy the use gym before,the owner don collect am from him, and the guy the loose weight quick quick, so him just decide to use your phone to do some gym, because it is very heavy!

well life has taught me how to break many hearts without feelin a hitch of it and how to make monies illegally!!!, naw!!! not what u r thinkin, well i dont care ,,,money is money, forget about where is came from!

well it was the rice my girl prepared for me before she left!, i thought i was goin to enjoy the delicious meal to myself until this big headed!, big eyed guy like fish own! enter come share am with me, he pain me like hell!!!!

what!?

u dey sleep ni, dem don use back of knife cut your yam be that, betterstill, dem don use bread pack your stew go be that, u don dull am emi ke! mi o gba igba kugba

ohhh freeman,well i would advise u say make we dey move jobs together,naw mean! , shhhhhhh!!, don't tell anyone

IDK, be engaged with me at your own risk, i only have fans,

exact number is 101 thats what the elders says, then u take the 1 ontop as your partner,could be me who knows

hmnnn, tell yo stereoman to turn it up.y'all know its MR jay and i aint playin around i came 2 *****

The Ink is black and the sky is blue,
A friend Like u should be kept in the zoo
Dont be scared because i'll be there too
But not in the cage but be laughin @ u,
Just dont get it twisted cos this is how i do
I aint gotta be rude to show u that its true,
thatz why u aint got no friend around u!

well i aint gon lie, i keep gettin errors each time i tried to type it here, and moreso, i dont want folks with red logo and a parrot on it to be chasing my ass around, but a piece of advise, just dont try to introduce your girl to me ooooo

whatever! na she get her mouth if i was there when she said that!, that's a front page for me """"Jayvin01""" wozzed Oprah Winfrey a very big and dirty slap,

ajayi1:
GTB is good, because it is very easy for you to open any account with them and even now it is so cheap to do it. so go for it. Cheers.

true, thats rite,

well let me hook u up with this, i know what they want and i know how they like it, but the balls is in your court!

first thing first!

Get a warm welcomin attendants to attend to customers,i mean person who can handle s**ty questions from the customers because they do ask questions that doesnt make sence at times!

secondly, if u can handle it, get a US or UK or Canadian IP address because thats what guys like da most, if u kno what i mean,

make sure your systems are in good terms, any system that is acting up,make your u rectify them as soon as u can,

and maybe once in a while, give em some kinda price reduction maybe once in a month, u kno nigerian, they love freebies kinda things ha ha ha, and last, clean it up, i do hate dirty enviroment,

if u can handle it, but i aint gon lie, it aint a bit easy to maintain,

Ink is black and the sky is blue
A friend like u should be kept in the zoo
Dont be scared because i'll be there too
Not in the cage but be laughin at you,
Not talkin about anybody but this is how i do!! (((((Beat that))))

well i dont know what its like because i dont love, as a matter of fact, i really hate it because it cant be controlled, so now i have ANTI-LOVE until im ready for the s**t

well i dont miss, i only kiss

Love at first sight Ko!, invicible love ni,

well i like ending it quickly so that it wont get into their heads, i hate too much loves and im tryin to give other girls the opportunity to meet da numero uno!@