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well im single because its a new month, i change girls every month but this month is kinda dull but all hope is not lost, im still kickin,girls you are in big trouble ,

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hmnnn na talk abi, na me kno how stubborn i be, and i am also sure that no girl will ever die for her partner, don't deceive yourself and don't let anyone deceive you, maybe that was then when there was few pretty girls on street, now that we have millions of them, i go com waste my life for one person all in the name of s**t called love!, God forbid bad thing, my girl, where ever u are now, please hear me in spirit, if u act up, i no fit die for u oooo

lai lai, man i aint gonna lie, i cant and will NEVER do such thing, lemme break it down for you, i cant even share my blood self, let alone dying, NO WAY!!!, my life is very important, what if im destined to be a catholic father!, that how she's gonna ruin everything abi!, he no possible,

music is like a pill to me, it helps alot, when im in a bad mood, i just play my favouritez, rap and dirty southz, but for those using mp3'z, just dont let it be too much because it can affect ur ear drumz

Muzik is a very Good thing!!!

yup, cartoons are great!, i like em, check out the fox and the hound, lion king 1 & 2, samurai x,, *finding nemo (very interesting)*, and many more, it aint fo kids alone!!

thanks all, you are very wonderful!, i wish y'all a very wonderful week!

alotz!!!, but recently she said, im irreplaceable.

well dont be suprise 'bout that! bcuz end time is here, so expect whatever

if he can handle it, it's all good!, but its possible, if you have the time!

yep, the world is modern now, stop old skool thinkin'z; tell him, because if u wait for him to make move, me might be a suegbe type, who is very shy! and that wud be a very long thing,

@ shidi-0


well if she'z sick, i will be ordering for new ones each time they get derrty i dont have time for s**t i done told u

!what! wetin funty dey talk so, ? u think say nowadays guys fit wait a month before kissin a girl, lai lai, let alone 2years, well if she no gree, make u kiss am, maybe she never kiss before, so u need to teach am or maybe your lips are too big for her likings,

she be rookie be that, explain to her say the thin no dey hurt person, or maybe your lips too big for her liking , me no get time for old skool luv types s**t

what! hell no, no matter the amount of love, i can never do that!! f**k it, my mum is going to kill me

yep, its true, but at your own risk!

kboy2z:
Actually don't know how to start the topic because i guess it's a crap, But i think i need ideas and advice, I have been living in London for a year plus now, I can't believe i can't find a girlfriend, When i lived in Nigeria i always had girls anytime i like, What do i do to find a nice girl i the BIG city of LONDON, I am tired of being Single, I am a man and body no be wood,

www.date.co.uk is the best place for u

well i hate to hear this! tell her to check out redeem church on wednesday to see how preety chicks are in search of guys like you, well i would advise u to stop pullin her legs and get a lil closer to her, find one of her friend and ask her out, if it works,try to do what i would do to her, then u'll see, she'z gonna Cry her arse off, (hissed)

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=66592.msg1356113#msg1356113 date=1186192775]then you buy her an aeroplane, she is no more ex to her, they doing the good work of da bed, find another babe, u are now single[/quote]ooww what! (na lazy man's wife we fit take,we no fit take lazy man's pikin) he dey happen

not at all, who cares nowadays, if im dating a girl and finds out she'z a virgin, im gonna have to exit the parrol because i dont have time for din don dins., ***, dont f**k with my white bed sheetz and i dont want to have things like that on my records!!!

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i dont kno, why not askin 2face idibia

There is nothin like true love from my own view!, what this, even pigeons doesnt stock with their owners no more, once their owner's bleeps up, pigeon go leave oooo, no be old skool pigeons that are foolish , im talkin about wise ass ones

Then get ready to enter the Guiness book of records then!! $Rhino da automatic man, even if u kiss girl self, she fit get pregnant automatically, habi wetin u feel?, that na why some kids no dey resemble their papa wella,

@$Rhino

hmnnn, (Lmao), lol lol lollllllllll yes but another advise, if anyone vex u, make venture say u wan cry ooo, because na sperm go dey comot from your eyes (lol),

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=67648.msg1356078#msg1356078 date=1186190564]Syreneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, read no eveil, and see no evil, because na lie, i will not let u disvirgin my eyes, not let u disvirgin me, i will wait for my iyawo to do am, i am a virgin now, u fit come test am[/quote]na wa oo, omo u go don full ooo, i go advise make u dey use napkin everytime ooo incase a very preety girl offers u a handshake, make u no go f**k all your boxers up with &*** (we both understand) lol

to tell y'all that i like y'all and i cares you really makes the world go round!!!, no mind kc-presh, no be money makes the world go round, but women do!!

i dont believe this!!, well in some cases it works, but its a very long thing, money come slow but im not into things like this, it depend sha, na your taste matter, me, i get a very high taste , and i dont do half bread!, (full bread is better than whatever)

well GTB as it appears to me, it really sucks because i followed a friend to a GTB bank at ijebu where they have no ATM i guess, let me show u how u use ur ATM there,

Go to the cashier, give him/her your ATM card, and they he/she is gonna ask u a question, like, what is yo name, if u get that rite, u are on, shit they didnt even bothered to ask for the pin, what if i went there with someone elses ATM and i mastered the name? i guess that person don enta konga be that cos i him/her account balance will be unfavourable at the end of the day , this s**t is true, i am an eye witness of it!!! GTB ATM sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and if you dont believe, just holla at me with your atm, i dont need your code, then 2days after, go and count your blessings on your bank statement you go hear weih!!!

well GTB as it appears to me, it really sucks because i followed a friend to a GTB bank at ijebu where they have no ATM i guess, let me show u how u use ur ATM there,

Go to the cashier, give him/her your ATM card, and they he/she is gonna ask u a question, like, what is yo name, if u get that rite, u are on, shit they didnt even bothered to ask for the pin, what is i went there with someones ATM and i mastered the name? i guess that person don enta konga be that cos i him/her account balance will be unfavourable at the end of the day , this s**t is true, i am an eye witness of it!!! GTB ATM sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and if you dont believe, just holla at me with your atm, i dont need your code, then 2days after, go and count your blessings on your bank statement you go hear weih!!!

Menike what it do
i lik ur tyt ass rhymes, f**k dem clowns and do y'all thing,