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AutosRe: Tokunbo 2021 Mercedes-amg GLE 53 For Sale Nigeria At 114m by Jayzel(m): 1:21pm On Mar 08, 2023
Not negotiable huh
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m): 1:06pm On Mar 08, 2023
Beorn:
I like Blue, but she is clearly lying about the emboldened. Nobody can nominate anyone by mistake. Biggie gives every a chance to CONFIRM their names for nomination after initially saying them. She'd stop trying to save face and find a way to reconcile with Olivia outside the house, after all it's a game.
Pray she wins so she can pay Olivia for the wigs she borrowed 😹
CrimeRe: I'm Hearing The Devil's Voice. by Jayzel(m): 12:43pm On Mar 08, 2023
PoliteActivist:
How about colorado?
That one na for resetting of the brain
CrimeRe: I'm Hearing The Devil's Voice. by Jayzel(m): 5:39pm On Mar 07, 2023
Power of local weed
It makes u think so foolishly & stupidly
Save up and buy urself a Canadian loud
It'll help you in discovery ur hidden talent
( if eventually u have any )
Speaking from experience bro
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Get This Virginity Certificate In Nigeria? (photos) by Jayzel(m): 5:18pm On Mar 07, 2023
Failure2019:
If you're virgin , I'll do send Goodlady 250k asap
This ur name fit u well bro
Keep failing in advance bro
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Get This Virginity Certificate In Nigeria? (photos) by Jayzel(m): 5:16pm On Mar 07, 2023
Goodlady:
I need one too.
Where can one get virginity certificate in Nigeria?
My bf need to see it.
Is it obinna u re referring to as ur bf
Chai sorry NNE
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom V Fold In For Review by Jayzel(m): 4:46pm On Mar 07, 2023
Tecno should have made it a water & dust resistance that could have make the phone a competitive one to go for
RomanceRe: Rate My Handsomeness...photos Attached by Jayzel(m): 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2023
Na just money man need
Or this yeye girls insulting
Will beg for a night
RomanceRe: Rate My Handsomeness...photos Attached by Jayzel(m): 2:08pm On Mar 07, 2023
Use Snapchat and u will become most handsome
RomanceRe: I’m The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland � by Jayzel(m): 2:47pm On Mar 06, 2023
Fugitivetoto:
Nobody should masturbate with my pic, without my permission come to webcam and do it. 3k muah 😘
Lol with that ur slacked pussy
RomanceRe: Have You Seen Any Nairalander Face To Face Before? by Jayzel(m):
I meet one lately last year, She is really a strong girl sha , imagine this babe find me come Lagos all the way from osun state just to satisfy her inner pleasure for sex and guess what ?
She didn't ask for transport going & comimg , I in my church mind gave her money and even lounge her in an hotel for the 4 days she spent with me here in lagos. It was fun sha but the babe like sex pass money I swear chai !!
My preek tire for her matter sef, imagine a girl who could sex for a whole day still asking for more mehn I fear some ladies especially the *sex addict* ones
U go cum tire still u run out of sperm lol

She's still an active member of nairaland up till today but me no dey bleep her again I gat change soup na
RomanceRe: I Have Never Received Such Response In My Life by Jayzel(m): 7:01pm On Mar 04, 2023
I believe in this current Nigeria we're all living in presently no Nigeria babe will respect a guy who isn't financially buoyant enough to crater for her needs
Nigerian girls has allow all this fake Instagram big boys & girls destroy a destined relationship all because of money.
I pity most people sha wey their eye Neva open for love matter
Most girls re after ur money
Most boys re after ur yansh
RomanceRe: I Have Never Received Such Response In My Life by Jayzel(m): 6:50pm On Mar 04, 2023
jeromestarks:
So there is this girl (about 23) that I have been seeing in my neighborhood here in Abia.
I stopped her one day and asked for her phone number. She gave me and I called the next day.
She thought I have a job for her (she's into catering). I told her I called just to check up on her. She said thank you and that day went by.

Today I saw her and told her that I want to be her friend
Me: I really like you and I wish to be your friend. I mean, I want to be more than a friend.

Her: (*looks down and feeling shy) I see you as someone I respect alot and I have placed you on a high ground. If I say yes, I will have to bring you down from the high place I have placed you and I don't want to do that because I respect you a lot.

Me: I am happy you respect me but I don't want you to place me so high, I am just flesh and blood.

Babe smiled and said she can't go into relationship with me because of the respect she has for me. She said "you're a big man o"


Hmmmmm. This one shock me.
What do you think I should do?
Why would a mature girl say such a thing?
Do I still Stand a chance of dating her?
(I don't know if she's a virgin or not - I neva enter the place). Just air your thoughts first, we will talk about her virginity status later.

nlfpmod come and advice your Paddy na.
Op becareful of such girls oo
She believes u re financially gallant and irrespective of her personality she's trying not to accept ur request that easily
No go let that babe see u finish oo or else u will end up regretting approaching her in the first place
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m): 5:36pm On Mar 04, 2023
Y is this thread so quite
Or una don go watch football match huh
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Breaks Down In Tears During Press Conference by Jayzel(m): 4:09pm On Mar 02, 2023
SHIVA001:
Oga stop shedding Crocs tears, na atiku wey come close suppose dey cry like this. Wetin make atiku com do. Na no 3 you carry. You no get levels and you no dey mingle with other politicians and you stingy and you no dey help people.
U re not intellectual ur sense has no different from that of the monkeys bro
go and rectify ur acknowledgment of political games b4 u speak jargons here
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: We Won The 2023 Presidential Election by Jayzel(m): 4:02pm On Mar 02, 2023
I'm 💯 percent sure that Mr peter obi has a legal prove to show in the court
And I like the way he bypass all the questions of the journalist asking him of the prove he has.
May GOD keep him alive from the wicked hands not wanting him to fight for what is Right
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m):
damiviolet:
Juicy said he can't leave Yvonne alot.....he said she put juju on him cheesy
Lols na bleep that modafucker dey patiently wait for
And i'm quite sure Yvonne know how to play her cards well
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m): 10:33am On Jan 31, 2023
lovedoctor26:
God abeg I want this temporary breakup between Yemi and kobosi to turn to a permanent one. 😁😁😁
If i was in yemi shoe's i could have bleep that james brown version like 3-4 times then focus on my sexy blue Avia
At least the temporary breakup could have been more interesting like summer times wink
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m): 10:30am On Jan 31, 2023
Beorn:
I know this your post is indirectly directed to Yemi. Yemi lies quiet all right, consistently if I may add, but he's told Khosi that he doesn't want to be in a box before. He even wanted them to be just friends, but Khosi insisted on more than friends or they don't talk at all. So, while he lies to Khosi, Khosi brought it upon herself by not taking a hint and moving on.

Meanwhile Mmeli deceived Sandra. That's why Sandra was mad at him when she found out about his frolicking with Nelissa. If Mmeli had been upfront that he just want to have fun with Sandra and other girls, Sandra would've been more calm about his thing with Nelissa.

Also, Mmeli you're trying to make a straightforward individual went to cast Nelissa at the diary room, calling her a bad apple and then going right ahead to nominate her. Just a day after straffing her. Don't know for you, but that's some shady and unloyal clandestine shît. In short, Mmeli is heartless. Like someone pointed out, Mmeli no send anybody. He's out for himself and himself alone. He doesn't give a damn about anyone's feelings. He's no saint or better than Yemi.
The bad apple signify that he didn't know she wasn't tight down there
Just as lukay said he could have used his finger at first (ipelang)
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Jayzel(m): 10:25am On Jan 31, 2023
Lol nelisa could want more of bleeping from her guy but baba just want to change soup
Or maybe what he thought of her wasn't what he got down her holy temple
Fear woman Sha shocked
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele Behind Close Doors (Photos) by Jayzel(m): 6:37pm On Jan 29, 2023
That is not our president at all
I can swear to that
Look at that nigga fresh hands
Omo Nigeria na big scam haba!!!
Car TalkRe: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by Jayzel(m): 11:59am On Jan 28, 2023
franchasng:
op I also heard that if you have sex in your office, the office will catch fire the next day and it happened to 3 of my friends.



One was Kabiru an Assistant Comptroller of customs and after he had sex with one Funmi, the next week his office caught fire shocked




Since una de mad, make everybody mad at the same time angry



You and your friends should better go and collect your PVCs and vote for Peter Obi so we can start reseting Nigeria for better
Lol office Bleep dey sweet Sha
Car TalkRe: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by Jayzel(m): 11:58am On Jan 28, 2023
Lol I've banged different shimas inside my car, i think those story's are superstitious story
People have different guardians following them
Mine hasn't fail me and won't fail me in the future AMEN.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jayzel(m): 11:44pm On Aug 03, 2022
Myfavourite:
Pls I need urgent answer, who have use Victor predict vip, pls is it ok?

I need answer
Get ready to relocate to ur village
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jayzel(m): 9:34pm On Aug 03, 2022
Thazard:
Howdo I join
Hit me up on WhatsApp
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Jayzel(m): 9:01pm On Aug 03, 2022
Game won successfully

I’ve Posted another one on my WhatsApp group
Hit me up to be among the winning team
09078623643 WhatsApp only !

BusinessRe: We raise by lifting others by Jayzel(op): 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2022
Hit me up on WhatsApp now 09078623643
BusinessRe: We raise by lifting others by Jayzel(op): 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2022
Game won successfully

I’ve posted another game in the group so if u re still not among we the winning team u re missing dear

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