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CrimeRe: Can A Baby Born To A Woman In A Foreign Prison Citizenship By Birth Country? by Jazzafizzy(f): 6:22pm On Jun 26, 2020
Most definitely
CrimeRe: Meet The 'meanest, Smartest, Toughest, Thiefest' Thief In Nigeria by Jazzafizzy(f): 6:16pm On Jun 26, 2020
Paypaylme:
E fit steal thief am join. Person wey no fear police dog fit no fear lion
Hahahaha grin but the guy ehn! But wait oo , e b like sey our guys Dem sabi different tactics for crime Sha
PoliticsRe: Sacking Of Oshiomhole & His NWC: CPC's Weeding Mode Re-Activated - Danfulani by Jazzafizzy(f): 5:35pm On Jun 26, 2020
dynicks:
where art thou? grin
I'm naked
CrimeRe: Becareful Of World Remitly Not "World Remit" by Jazzafizzy(op): 5:27pm On Jun 26, 2020
soberdrunk:
Chai!! No wonder ooo!
We both send mails on different occasions and the mail was diverted we were told to talk to a dialogue box for a chat after each person's query the dummy or robot answers once and there was no more response again . Called a number which belong to them ,it redirected us . That was when I sensed she had been scammed. If I was not a trusted person and also gave her the real one ( WORLD REMIT" ) she would have thought I scammed her with group of people.
CrimeBecareful Of World Remitly Not "World Remit" by Jazzafizzy(op): 4:45pm On Jun 26, 2020
There nairalanders I want to draw your attention to the above momentary organisation called "REMITLY " for the gulible NIGERIANS who could mistake it for the famous world remit may end up being scammed .
So I have a friend in Australia ,who has promised to send me money during the lockdown ,asked me what means of transfer do I know and prefer . So I told her" WORLD REMIT" she wrongly download "WORLD REMITLY "on App store and during the transfer an amount close $400 Australian dollar was transfered from her account and another withdrawal this early morning in Australia and non of the amount got to me
She has reported the incident to the Australian national bank and was told , they are not a legitimate organisation. So she had her account blocked immediately.
Please any mode in charge of moving a thread and or a post to the front should do so as this may help an unsuspecting users of the fraudulent "WORLD REMITLY"
CrimeRe: Meet The 'meanest, Smartest, Toughest, Thiefest' Thief In Nigeria by Jazzafizzy(f): 4:27pm On Jun 26, 2020
Paypaylme:


When the Bible was asking ‘who is watching the watchman’, it was as if he for saw that in Nigeria, criminals are actually watching the watchman. A young criminal broke into a house in magodo Lagos State and stole two television sets, a decoder and other items. As if he was not satisfied,he also stole the security dog.

In order words, if policemen were there, he might have stolen them along.

https://bizincome.me/meet-the-meanest-smartest-toughest-thiefest-thief-in-nigeria/



And where are those south Africa dogs that devour a man to pieces for stealing a trailer battery grin come and see your real owner .
They must have used corn beef grin for the ashapa dog grin
PoliticsRe: Capture This Buhari's Picture With Oshiomole by Jazzafizzy(f): 1:57am On Jun 26, 2020
See that road lead to iyahmoh ,go and never look back.you scallywag grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Buhari Has Sent Oshiomhole To Golgotha by Jazzafizzy(f): 11:50pm On Jun 25, 2020
SmartProf:
Dino pls allow Oshiomole observe his sober reflection in peace....I'm quite sure Oshiomole would have blocked a lot of people's phone numbers already, and deleted Giadom and Obaseki's own outrightly. Infact at the moment he maybe posting some memes and motivational messages on his Whatsapp status to console himself. Lest I forget, he may also be shopping for the next court he will visit, and I'm suspecting he will file the next case for Judge Juddy on CBS Reality to handle. By the next legal week the judiciary will be hosting, Oshiomole may be their next guest speaker due to his familiarity with the court.
He will also visit TVC , for journalist hangout and anchor the program centered around jide lie lie loju grin
PoliticsRe: Edo PDP Primaries: PDP Senator Reveals Obaseki’s Secret Deal With Stakeholders by Jazzafizzy(f): 3:55am On Jun 25, 2020
infogenerator:
It's funny how people think because Obaseki has been throwing Money around, PDP is gonna Loot Edo dry.........

First there is NO election that has ever been won in the history of Nigeria that money wasn't thrown here and there.

Some people are obviously noticing this for the first time because of the back to back monitoring the media has given to Obaseki's case.....

I don't really know Obaseki in person as much as I know Ize Iyamu, but I can tell you one thing about him......Obaseki isn't stupid, After he uses the PDP platform to secure his second term, then the money sharing spree is gonna be over.

PDP probably knows this, hence the reason they want to cash out now.......

Obaseki is too smart and probably too stingy, to continue sharing state funds to political leeches after he wins.
Guy just gave u a like , you have got the most intelligent post here . You just finished and closed this thread with this smart writeups shocked
CrimeRe: Photos : 11 Year Old Boy Kills Mighty Python In Warri by Jazzafizzy(f): 8:57pm On Jun 22, 2020
Medtelly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yRctsO6gJI

Photos : 11 year old boy kills mighty python in Warri
Na so where lala na
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Dozed Off At An Interview? by Jazzafizzy(f): 11:47am On Jun 21, 2020
sholarr12:
Perhaps, because of the AC you dozed off? Or you didn't sleep well at night and that made you doze off?

Share your experience.
This is what the yoruba elders called " ISE AYE DOZZING OFF OO" a time of your life that you will break ranks from poverty u are DOZZING off ? Aye yi lata
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Obazee Steps Down, Endorses Pastor Ize-Iyamu by Jazzafizzy(f): 8:41pm On Jun 17, 2020
Possiblegee:
Mumu just go buy form only for him to step down,so why did you buy the form in the first place ?
If it's the form and not allocation and security votes and other benefit a gov stands to get then the form na chicken to the millions in his account already. Do you know how much he must have raked in for stepping down ?
CareerRe: Dr. Wendy Okolo, First Black Woman To Bag A Phd In Aerospace Engineering by Jazzafizzy(f): 6:51pm On Jun 17, 2020
Another born throw way for America government. I want to bet my balls this girl won't come back here again . Even fur all the barrels of crude oil nigeria will generate in a year grin
PoliticsRe: Obaseki: Oshiomhole Is Afraid Of Educated People Because He Didn’t Go To School by Jazzafizzy(f): 5:48pm On Jun 16, 2020
Poloyanabo2:
He did not go to school but he made you a governor and succesfuly denied you of your mandate when you challenged him,
go siddon joor you're talking too much.
Just like how lucky igbinedion made Oshiomole too a governor right huh
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Disqualification Has Made Adams Oshiomhole Certificate Surface Online. by Jazzafizzy(f): 2:33pm On Jun 16, 2020
uvie66:
Well said, he (Oshiomole) brought the Man from obscurity to rule Edo people, in Nigeria politics is based on strong loyality, call it Godfatherism or Godmotherism that is the way it is played.
Who brought Oshiomole the photographer to government ?
RomanceRe: Triplet Brothers Marry Triplet Sisters In Enugu State (photos) by Jazzafizzy(f): 5:25pm On Jun 08, 2020
All thanks to mary sclesor
CrimeRe: LASU Student Arrested For Kissing 3 Year Old Sister In Public by Jazzafizzy(f): 1:06pm On Jun 06, 2020
falcon01:
He is wrong but I personally think he should be released with a warning. Besides he didn't do it with bad intention, some consider it Normal some consider It absurd I conside it based on the Intentions and scenario and on this I think he is Innocent, This is my personal Opinion.

Besides Tom Brady did something like that in a country that Takes stuff like this seriously no body arrested him
Koby did worse than that to his late daughter
PoliticsRe: FFK: Tinubu Will Not Get The APC Presidential Ticket In 2023 by Jazzafizzy(f): 10:16am On Jun 04, 2020
Oshiomole will Bleep tinubu up . He doesn't know etsako people moo akayan people .
CrimeRe: Have You Ever Wondered How Fairly Used Phones And Clothes Get To Nigeria And Afr by Jazzafizzy(f): 2:57pm On May 27, 2020
9jawear:
There is a group of people who are perpetuating a fraud and crime in foreign nations. Sometimes I wonder why these same people like to boast and beat their chest that they are superior to the rest and they perpetuate fraud in very clandestine levels. The economy us not forcing gangs of people going to houses and intimidating people by manipulating their phones, today someone manipulated my phone and tried deactivating my Instagram accounts, the account was deactivated because I have not associated anyone with it and everyone I know that has not been associated with it kind of gives assent to those who intend to manipulate it.

What do you advise I do in such a scenario. Even my other natural and account name ayo84 has been disabled , what is wrong with this country.
My brother I had the same problem oo. I never did anything wrong to warrant that ,my user name is not even recognize oo. So serious ,I'm a fan of 90 days fiance and each notification I like and leave . But this very day I just noticed the above dialogue came up. Ever since I have not been able to log in . Oo
CrimeRe: VIDEO: Why I Killed My One-year-old Daughter –mother, 22 by Jazzafizzy(f): 11:02pm On May 20, 2020
This is terrible .
CrimeRe: Can This Happen Anywhere In The South? by Jazzafizzy(f): 8:25am On May 20, 2020
EzeNdiAra:
He's Standing There In Front Of Policemen, Fully Armed Yet He Was Not Arrested Or Shot For That. Can Such Happen In The South?

Even The IG Of Police Has Ordered All Southerners To Submit Any Firearm In Their Custody To The Nearest Police Station Or Be Arrested And Jailed. They Want To Disarm The South While Leaving The North Fully Armed

Why can't Sharia Police or Nigerian Police force arrest these armed Northern youths

©Somto okonkwo
What if that is a plain clothing police man ??
Yeye blogger with Yeye new reportage
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed In Ghana By Police Officers by Jazzafizzy(f): 4:42am On May 19, 2020
chrisagyei:
am a Ghanaian in Accra and have not heard of this news on any Ghanaian media .This news is fake and wants to tarnish the hard earned reputation of Ghana and the Ghana Police Service. Ghanaians don't hate anybody.
I will agree with you, I was there in February and I saw how peaceful they are in Ghana. I was in labady beach , met Ghanaian friends on the beach who were like fam . I don't think Ghana is bad , but the law breakers are bad . Police brutality is globally not peculiar to Ghana only , respect the laws of the land and you re good to go . I saw foreigners ( Europeans especially) unguarded by the police ,walking at any time of the day . So the dead must have step beyond there boundaries.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed In Ghana By Police Officers by Jazzafizzy(f): 4:27am On May 19, 2020
hammerP:
THE ANTI-NIGERIA SENTIMENT AMONGST GHANAIANS IS SCARY.


IF U HAVE NOT BEEN EXPOSED TO THIS, U WONT KNOW WAT AM TALKING ABOUT.


THE SHOOTING IS DELIBERATE, BECAUSE THEY HAD INFORMATION THAT IT IS NIGERIANS.


NIGERIANS, HELP YOURSELF, STOP GOING TO ALL THESE AFRICAN COUNTRIES.


TOO MANY NIGERIAN TRADERS, DOCTORS, PROFESSOR AND PROPERTY DEVELOPERS IN GHANA.


MY PEOPLE STOP AND COME HOME.
Nigerians are not the only foreigners in Ghana , I was in Ghana and there was no different between NIGERIA and Ghana people , just leave in peace and don't have issues with the laws of there land . You will enjoy Ghana. Mind your business, but most ( I mean most ) NIGERIANS , will rather prefer to be an anti-law to the laws of such country .
Have due Respect for other people's culture .
CrimeRe: An Evil Woman Named Mrs Nwobu Has Been Disgraced Today by Jazzafizzy(f): 3:39am On May 19, 2020
This op sef , so in your ugulu village all the habitats have not committed sin?? No abortion both home and outside ur Village ?? No 419 activities and no trafficking of hard by the indigenes ??
If this woman curses ur village , just remember that ur generation won't know peace . Because I read all the filthy things you wrote and there was no evidence that she committed a crime . She can sue your village and awarded bountiful from your ignorance . Mumu tell me which court of jurisdiction recognizes charms ??
HealthRe: 216 New COVID-19 Cases, 50 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 18 (916 Tested) by Jazzafizzy(f): 3:25am On May 19, 2020
pyyxxaro:
It’s obvious Obaseki is not fit for a 2nd Term



See e face like who smoke Bournvita embarassed
I understand your resentment for this man and may probably be caused as a result of inherited stupidity. U need to change your mindset towards good things . You can't progress like this
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Jazzafizzy(f): 9:40am On May 18, 2020
funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.
You are not ashamed , this ur stupidity na where u inherit am?? Your own Mama na she you relegate for olosho . Where ur address dey make come swear for you before ur mama go use her breast swear u first . undecided
I hate u
CrimeRe: US Investigates Nigerian Fraudster Ring For Fake Unemployment Claims by Jazzafizzy(f): 7:55am On May 18, 2020
martineverest:
did u verify it before commenting?
Bros I don't need to , there are atimes I got fake and bogus news report from America citizens I have as friends about NIGERIA. Someone was telling me the other day they said women are raped and killed in Nigeria and that home security issues a travel warning to them . Can u verify this too ,Mr verifier .......regardless of who you are either good or bad ,it will still rub off on you . NIGERIA still remain my country and I won't let any negative comment to destroy this country. I'm not in support of the evil perpetrated by some unscrupulous individuals ,but atmies news like should be verify before if this crime was actually committed by Nigerians atimes there maybe fake news report just to pull down NIGERIA the more .
CrimeRe: US Investigates Nigerian Fraudster Ring For Fake Unemployment Claims by Jazzafizzy(f): 5:52am On May 18, 2020
Empiree:
who are we and ourselves?. Don't fraudsters have names?. Yoruba adage says a child is named for identifying purposes. They have names they are identified with. This has nothing to do with collective Nigerian citizens.

Get over your inferiority complex
Don't mind him , he irritates me like shit
CrimeRe: US Investigates Nigerian Fraudster Ring For Fake Unemployment Claims by Jazzafizzy(f): 5:50am On May 18, 2020
This could be fake news used to tarnish our image the more . I just can't continue to take this news anymore .
HealthRe: Covid-19: Nigeria Didn’t Ask Madagascar For Cure, They Gave Us ― FG by Jazzafizzy(f): 8:59am On May 15, 2020
PureGoldh:
To dey beg dey their veins....so it ain't a big deal.

I wonder When Nigerian politicians be patriotic even if na for once.

Even the devil sefff dey learn work from where Dem dey
My brother if wan know the true story ask president trump about us begging for vent grin in his words " NIGERIA CAN DO ANYTHING FOR VENTILATORA "
CrimeRe: Three Russian Sisters Murder Their Abusive Father by Jazzafizzy(f): 11:50am On May 14, 2020
Make is see ,the two commenter above wan put me for trouble . As bubu dey watch me vehemently. Be warned !!




The next commentinoh may say something grin

SportsRe: Holyfield Announces Intention To Fight Mike Tyson Again by Jazzafizzy(f): 7:21am On May 14, 2020
deepwater:
There are some things that appear so easy in life. But the attitude to do them is what we do not really have.

Things like copy and paste, CTRL+C CTRL+V.

OP what is the 3rd and 5th paragraph doing in your write up?

Not everything is village people, some people are their own village people against themselves. If na exam now you don copy another person matric number join you own!
Kai ,na which kind human you be ?? My Belle wan tear finish . O my God! I beg I wan know u. That's ehn !! We didn't ask for too much like school project where some supervisor will make it compulsory that u must do your project without plagiarism .
He just copy am gbosa !! no editing

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