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daveP: bro i wont lie, phcn almst ruined it. But they didnt. I learnt twas d 3 of us that chop ba.n. Hws d bar

God pass dem bro .

Everything dey go smoothly

Caseless: hahahahaha...tap no more. Btw, mondisweet is bumbumless. So what were u tapping then?

Hehe. I was tapping the ukwu

Mondisweets: im trying to be more better than before

Hehehe . You mean to say you are taking Panadol extra even when you obviously have no headache or body pain?

AfricanApple: good morning everyone is this bar. hope u guys dreamt well

Sure dear, I had plenty of sweet dreams but I just can't remember any .

All I know is I woke up happy with thots of someone

Adufetohposh: Iyen norr make sense... life is good baby

Ok! Kare omo daadaa . I see you are awake already .

khiaa: When you say later today, you mean Sat. right, because sometimes it gets confusing because here it's 6pm Fri.

Oh so sorry dear, forgot you were in a different time zone.

Yep Saturday, 10/11am your time .

khiaa: I'm sorry I just realised it is you. I'm doing great, how are you? What's going on in the house tonite?

Welcome ma'am. Erm.....majority of peeps in the house went to the wooing center earlier where males are currently wooing females .

It continues later today .

SpcAgtOko: The bar that never closes? What can make it close?

Well, the bartender has a duty to woo a very beautiful lady later on and he needs to prepare for that .

khiaa: How would you like it if I bad mouthed Freecocoa al the time?

Hello khiaa, how are you tonight?

Victoriousvic: He's Mr. Nairaland. He should have access to the Nairaland account.

Hehehe . Even if he did, S E U N go block the account .


Oya charge lesser joor .

Beennkumar: LOL. I'm just nervous.

Buhahaha . Because of the kinda flows from the Naija boysss?

Victoriousvic: I could tutor him for a million naira only.

Buhahahaha . You want him to get the girl and not have any money to take care of her needs?

SpcAgtOko: I've been...

How is the bar?

Hehehe . Ok I understand where you've been .


The bar is fine. Closing it soon .

KelvinGraphics: Beennkumar head will be ok

Buhahahaha . You can have his head when you battle for the fair lady

Victoriousvic: Yes sir! I did.

Congrats bro . Maybe Beennkumar can learn from you then .

Beennkumar:

Shall I bring a razor blade to cut those lips open or what?

SpcAgtOko: Thanks dear. Please just continue to hold me

*Holds on to her*......so where have you been dear?

Victoriousvic: Lol. Abi.

About the program, I'm not even sure if I'm still doing that.

Hehehe . Ok na.

So I heard you won?

Victoriousvic: *spits out fayrouz*



You read my diary?

Hehehe . There was no lock to prevent me from going in na .

Beennkumar: Yes!

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Your turn then .

lertee: You know my reason really,if I begin to write about it,i will give general Alabi Isama a run for his money in writing .

The military of today cannot rule again though,they are as corrupt as the civilians too. Only a particular set among them can rule successfully but it means there will be enough bloodshed and betrayal to achieve that.

There has been enough bloodshed in this yeye democracy and I doubt if we would have had half as much if the military were to be presiding over the affairs of the country.

Let's just hope that time would help heal the wounds and pains we've felt lately .

Jnrbayerno: lovely sire

Nice

I find it cold tho' cos I'm here alone .

Victoriousvic: The wooing challenge?

Nah!!! Your diary entry .

KelvinGraphics: Thanks man.

So what do I offer the celebrant?

Beennkumar: Awww. Vic, come on here and cheer yourself up. You just won yourself a lady.

Wow!!! You don't mean it!!! He won? .

Jnrbayerno: lol a glass of water will do

Here you go sire .

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So how do you find this weather?

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Apprentice? Keep it up, sire. You'll learn lots of mad techniques.

*whispers back* Except your madness is tighter, you can't overtake Caseless, the shoe shiner.[/color]

I've learnt a lot within a very short time already .

*whispers back again*...I'm confident I'll soon become his master because I feel he'll be retiring soon

Victoriousvic: Oga Jb, please give me a bottle of fayrouz.

Hehehe . that's my bro .

*serves him*

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So how prepared are you for your program tomorrow?

neighy: hehehe that would be

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Confidential {between me and her}

Ok bro. Lemme know when you both have finished the 'Confidential' discussions .

AirborneLacer: You forgot so soon?

I'm married and I love my wife.

Oh!!! Of course yes, a pity we won't be seeing you then .

April07: [size=16pt]...and its Good Night from me, my darlingz..

Catch up with y'all tomorrow[/size]

Sleep well Bren .