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JoeCutie: I sight you bae. Well, I missed you too...like Miss Nigeria. And you'll still miss me more. You'll keep missing me...like the missing Malaysian Airline. And uhmm...I followed you. Finally!

Joe Joe .

Bro Nawa for you o. Person nor just dey see your brakelights sha, hope you're good o .

neighy: H0PE YA'ALL HAD A NYC DAY...
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AfricanApple...
To our dearest customers and all tha NL chelsea Fan... GOODEVENING

*clears throat*....

Evening once again bro .

neighy: This wooing thread dey spoil market ooo... Wia all our customers go

We don finish o . Back to bizness . How ya day bro?

marquiseT:

Welcome ma'am sir .

*guides her him to a seat *

What shall I offer you?

STENON: Emmmmmm.......

Goodevening my Dearest, ow ar you doing?

Evening STENON . And I say Amen to the prayer you have in your siggy .

Adufetohposh: Good evening pple...

Evening omoba . How has your day been?

Mondisweets: haba jbluv... Whats making me bitter again?

Bitter foods and drinks are better for the body .

SpcAgtOko: There is a reason why JBluv55 needed no competition.

Wow.

I take that as a Yes my dear .

*holds her by the hand*

Let's go and celebrate dear .

*walks out with her*

[img]http://loveletterdailydotcom.files./2012/12/romantic-couple-walking-away.jpg[/img]

Obinoscopy:

Falls from the sky, dies, wakes up and goes in a coma

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the one and only Romeo of nairaland. SpcAgtOko darling, how did you do it? Weldone dear. How I wish a lady would inspire me the way you did our Bar-man-turned-lover-man .

Oga sir, the lady is there na but you prolly are refusing to see her .

MizMyColi: Lines like that are called:

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Hehehe . Thanks ma'am . I got motivated by a true beauty like you .

MizMyColi: @JBluv55
Ha!

You haf finished me..

How did I manage that?

Tamudo: Oga jb don finish am oooooo. Kia! Imagine say I be spc......

you commented?

Elantracey: oh my gosh , is this that bar man

Yes ma'am but not on duty now

Dygeasy: E be like say Jbluv55 wan collect green card.

You could have contended with me too you know .

Dygeasy: If Jbluv55 wishes to, he can drop his lines for SpcAgtOko.

*comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCork is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

Dygeasy am here . Can I proceed with my long presentation?

Tamudo: Will be there surely.......I go find am

The 2nd and final day is today and the wooing for today has just started.

Here you go

www.nairaland.com/1921661/wooing-challenge-2014-mens-edition/18#1921661.607

Mondisweets: no im just taking more honey to become sweeter

Shuo . Have you ever heard of the story where doctors advised that too many sweet things kill faster?

They even advised that couples should stop using sweet names(honey, sugarpie, sweetheart etc) to complement themselves. And then you are now taking more honey.

We need to even change your name to MondiBitters .

GatJokez: Aw thanks for your positive outlook . I have high expectations for my elite team .... lemme go coach them

Buhahahaha . But really come to think of it, a female coach might help boost morale

harlos: Pusher na I'm dey ginger man back when you are stressed out.
Striker, Hmmmm....use that one before going to bed and see how many goals you go score untop your wife
Na ghana product dem be na.
Good evening.

Nawa for you o

Na drinks dem be or tablets?

GatJokez: Ohh, phew ... I was going to be very sad but now am happy. The bar is my escape from outside evil even when MIA for a while

I'll take a sangria to celebrate and share with my friends

Hehehe . No problems .

*brings two glasses*

Here you go

https://jubileehotel.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Sangria-wine.jpg

*whispers to her*......I'll share with you before I find my way to the wooing center .

Emmyk: Mo wakpa. Been indoor all day. Boring weekend. How about you?

Eeya!!! Mine has been fantabulous and got better with Chelsea winning 3 - 0 .

*whispers to him*....why not find a chic to woo @ the wooing center na .

Tamudo: Hmmmm! Interesting! Oga jb wooing..I hear! I must be there doing what I know how to do best...*books flight ticket*

Expecting you there o . I hope you know the thread?

Emmyk: Happy Weekend, Amigos.

Hello bro, bawo ni? Hope you're good?

AfricanApple: a ah! and may I know who she is........

Soon dear, soon .

Awayu btw?

Tuntheycr7:
Yu can neva say, it cud b HE (may b one of those guyz that owes my friend some moneyy)

Good moneyy to yu. So ya own night?


Ah cud See Adufetohposh peeping tru d window.. Good am too oo.


My friend Jbluv, how are yu ? Even if yu no C mi and yu no ask. Diaris God ooo

Buhahahaha .

You'll soon find out

We don ask of you taya sef. We go even call you but no response. Anyway sha, hope you're good .

SpcAgtOko: Gooooooood moooooooooorning peoples
It's never too early to drink, right?
I'll have 1 shot of vodka for every MANU goal

Hello dear . Good morning/day to you and Congrats for your club's win .

Here's your first shot

[img]http://socialnarguile.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Vodka_shot_by_AnujKaura.jpg[/img]

And the 2nd

[img]http://1.bp..com/_xQcYmIFElhw/S8El5hNTyQI/AAAAAAAAAfs/DG5AGUlDUEQ/s400/vodka.jpg[/img]

GatJokez: See? ManU won today .... I know, I know; there will be some "yea but" replies .... Now, as for Liverpool 1-1 makes me not too happy

Hope your weekend is going well

Hehehe . Congrats to Man U. Liverpool played Everton which is a BIG team too as far as EPL is concerned, so a draw isn't so bad .

harlos: Jbluv55 abeg you get PUSHER or STRIKER make I take sama body

Evening bro .

Wetin be that one o

papindinho: I'm sorry for replying late sire. Yesterday was hectic and today has been good thus far. And yours?

Its alright bro . Everything seems to be going according to plan and Chelsea's fantastic match is making the weekend more enjoyable .

What shall I offer you?

GatJokez: Wait a minute, are my eyes playing a trick? ... why are you closing the bar soon

Sorry I meant for the night . Good day dear .