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Beennkumar: I want an igbo girl.

Hmmmmm......I think VictoriousVic was right afterall. This your disappearance has brought some interesting changes .

Alright, there's an igbo girl I'd like you to meet then .

Shall I ring her?

Tuntheycr7: Lollzzz


Lollzzz
that is Why we have profit and loss in accounting.
but since na yu collected d dowry price........ yu must to return am o (Baba ijebu)

You pay the dowry for here?

Who be your witness(es) o because me nor collect any bride price for your hand o.

Beennkumar: I didn't.

You better start learning gradually. If you put your mind to it, you would have mastered it within a year .

Else, na Yoruba geh we go give you o .

Victoriousvic: Ben, it means shout for joy.

Why you tell am na? E dey form say e sabi na and even me wey just learn small still sabi .

Victoriousvic: Hian! I no get that kain ministry o.

Then how we go do na? Are you saying you don't intend to celebrate ni?

Beennkumar:

Don't tell me you didn't even understand that

Nawa for you o Oga

Victoriousvic: Yes I do. Oya, choose from your bar.

How many people am I free to place orders for? Hope you know you'll have to serve them while I relax for a while .

Beennkumar: Amen.

Oya Sio nkpo daara .

Odilafta: And that's why you'll fail if you try to please anybody.

Hmmmmm......but I doubt if one can actually help it. There are people you feel responsible towards and whether they appreciate it or not, you feel like pleasing them .

Victoriousvic: Eyaa. Sorry sir.

I could teach you.

Thanks a lot bro . I appreciate and would be willing to learn .

BTW, you owe me a drink .

Beennkumar: Really sorry about that.

Its over a year now, may his soul continue to rest in peace .

SpcAgtOko: *hugs*

Thanks dear . I should be over it by now, just that once in a little while I do still remember him. Lovely guy he was and from Beennkumar's state .

SpcAgtOko: Lol a dungeon

Hahahaha . Would you like it empty or with a dragon in it?

Beennkumar: Of course. Victoriousvic!

Kikikiki . I couldn't learn much of your language before I lost my friend . I only started learning and now virtually everything I learnt has evaporated from my head - replaced with some sorta grief

Odilafta: you sound more lovely when you speak igbo
I stole the siggy from Papindinho

Well, I can't speak it as fluently as I would love to but I manage .

Its a pity that not everyone would understand or reason out that assertion properly. Most peeps around would conclude you're a bad person if you've pleased them before and are unable to please them all the time.

Beennkumar: Yes!

Buhahahaha . Can you even 'Sio nkpo' in your language?

Odilafta: Just here..coming to your bar with my people..we wan wack cold garri and coconut with malt

Nsogbu adiro ma'am. Daalu .

BTW, your siggy is an eye opener .

SpcAgtOko: Sleepy.
How are you?

Shall I get a room ready for you then?

I'm fine .

Odilafta: Thank you


Goodday all my loungers,Frankysnow,Dre11,cdamsel,teeo,naijaboiy,Elantracey,Johnwizey,Kiddablingzz,FrancisTony,Caseless and Barcanista,it's a sunny afternoon and I'm inviting you'll for a sip of some chilled garri flakes at jbluv55's bar...come along with your spoons

Odidearest . I'm always at your service ma'am .

How are you?

SpcAgtOko: JBluv55 I see you

Hello My Princess . How are you?

obayaya: You deserve the softest of breads baked in the best oven. Strong Agege bread shall not be your portion

Do have a nice day sir

Buhahahaha . LOL @ 'Strong Agege bread' .

I say a BIG and LOUD AMEN o honorable . Thank you sire .

And do have a nice day too .

Beennkumar: Ko si, o ni Efik.

So, omo calabar ni iyawo re?

obayaya: Seek and ye shall find!!! So says the lord of host

I must not miss the engagement party

Good afternoon sir!! how's your day going?

And so I continue to seek with alacrity knowing that I have asked for bread and won't be getting stones in its stead .

You shall be invited when the time comes sire .

Day is going as planned. I'm here relaxing for now .

vosquare: Hw u doing

Fine o Broda mi . How is life with you? And how's your week going?

Victoriousvic: If only you were here in Calabar.

My PC has a problem with its usb ports. Maybe I'll whatsapp you sef.

Okies bro. It would most likely be a hardware issue but then Whatsapp it is .

Beennkumar: Yoruba je ede kan elewa.

Buhehehehe . Se omo Yoruba ni iyawo re ni?

vosquare: waiter jbluv!!!!

Sir!!! Didn't hear you calling sire . Apologies.

BurntToast: Jbluv

Apologies sire, didn't see you sitting down in that corner .

Good day and here I am now sir .

harlos: Creo que la diferencia es que no estoy haciendo chino. Español, en lugar

Buhehehehe . Bueno! Así que, ¿dónde está caribchic?

Princeparix: A beg I need d palm wine wit an emblem not a glass.




No d lie jb.... I know u how Jesus take know Zachius.

Just home... urs?

Which one be palmy with emblem again Oga?

*serves him with calabash *

[img]http://4.bp..com/--Q10lNVDlw4/UHwAUm_sAMI/AAAAAAAAAr4/8C_qs076bEg/s1600/igba+book+cover.jpg[/img]https://www.thisfabtrek.com/journey/africa/guinea/20061201-macenta/raffia-wine-calabash-4.jpg

LOL@bolded . You sabi nada sire .

I dey like Dele o .

HFOG: Great! Thanks for your many kind deeds. They sure have earned you pardon for that cake.
My day(s) have been beautiful but busy. How about yours?

You're welcome ma'am .

And as for the cake you keep referring to, even Lady Luxanne should be able to testify that it wasn't me. Maybe it was this fella


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGz1CeyXZH4

Princeparix: Jb u never change..... Ur lie d shake d gate of heaven.


Pass me palm wine joor

Lie ke? In shaggy's voice "it wasn't me"

Here's your pammy .

[img]http://africanlegends.files./2011/03/palmwine.jpg[/img]

How's your day going?