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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:16am On Sep 09, 2014
SpcAgtOko: JB can do anything grin

Im fine oo. How are you?
grin
Sports › Re: Did You Know? by Jbluv55(m): 12:10am On Sep 09, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: 1) When Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan: his father gave the yes to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves barca i will divorce".

2) While Zlatan Ibrahimovic's youth team were down by 4-0, he came on as a substitute and scored 8 goals.

3) Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined man. United from Chelsea.

4) Real Madrid have never won against Liverpool.

5) Xherdan Shaqiri has won a league title in every year of his proffesional career.

6) Alex Song has 27 siblings, 17 sisters and 10 brothers.

7) Ryan giggs is the only player in the EPL to score a 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.

8.) Howard Webb is a Police officer

9) Christiano Ronaldo was named after former U.S president Ronald Reagan.

10) Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players but never with a Man. United player.

11) Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the EPL.

12) Rooney never celebrates if he scores against Everton.

13) Falcao has never played in the Champions League. He qualified Porto and left, Qualified Atletico and left, Qualified Monaco and has left for Man. United.

Just for laughs grin

>>Did you know Alex song's momma got a big Bucket? grin

>>Did you know mourinho is a talkative? grin

>>Did you know if Shakira got married to Shaqiri her name would be Shakira Shaqiri and they will both be SHAKKing shekpe? cheesy grin

>> Did you know Man. United have not won any Match since the retirement of Howard Webb? grin

>> Did you know i have not watched any EPL match this season because only my friend subscribed and his girlfriend stormed in one day and broke his TV and Decoder. He is afraid to get new ones cos she said "watch out for part 2, i will be back for more action" grin grin grin #TrueLifeStory

what facts do you know about football that are worth sharing?

Add yours too.

And lastly and most truely..... Did you know? Chelsea will finish 3rd 1st this season behind in front of the Manchesters. And United Chelsea will win the trophy this season grin
FIXED!!! coolcoolcool
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:01am On Sep 09, 2014
Beennkumar: Hehehe. No thanks. tongue
How about Trophy or Snake Venom? coolgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:59pm On Sep 08, 2014
luxanne: Lmao! grin cheesy
grin

How's you mama Taiye and where is Kehinde? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:57pm On Sep 08, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: *starts eating*


so any other babe around? I lost interest in alora grin
Erm.....babes dey but I need to know what made you lose interest in alora grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
obayaya: Her Majesty!!!

You want shark meat? shocked

How will our own Jbluv55 be able to get such a meat for you embarassed

How are you doing ma'am? smiley
I have sent two able bodied men to go capture one specially for her cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:52pm On Sep 08, 2014
Olusanya333: Na too much salt o, dis guy wan gv me hypertension so hm fit take my Crush.
Haaa!!!! Too much salt ke? E ma binu o baba grin. Make I bring more water for you? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:50pm On Sep 08, 2014
obayaya: Thank you sir!!!!

Today was good and blessed.

How was yours?




“And though in all lands, love is now mingled with grief, it still grows, perhaps, the greater.”
coolcoolcool

It was cool sire. And the night seems cold too grin.

Hmmm....."Love mingled with grief.....".....true talk sire, but it dies in plenty of instances.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:45pm On Sep 08, 2014
Mondisweets: abeg im born again cheesy
Buhehehehe cheesycheesygrin. Ok you can do the sisters twerking then cheesygrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
SpcAgtOko: shark meat grin
*sends harlos and Dre11 to go bring the shark that was just captured*

https://sharkyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/great-white-shark-mozambique-jan2013_5_read.jpg

So do you want it grilled or would you prefer it as pepper soup? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:26pm On Sep 08, 2014
obayaya: Chief JB!!!

I've missed this bar and your wonderful 404!!!

Can I have a taste of that delicious 404.. just this one last time grin
Hehehehe cheesycheesygrin.

Here you go sire smiley.

https://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/ibnhome/bizarrefoods3.jpg

How was your day today?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:24pm On Sep 08, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: *whispers back*....naim you never tell me since....pass am asap
*finishes preparing the 404 and serves him grin*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Dog_meat.jpg
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
Silkmoth33: No! The rain has stopped.

Visiting as a tourist or on business? cheesy
Erm......as a tourist. Sightseeing grin.

I've been to several states in the West and the North. Been to two states in the East but never been to any in the South-South.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:06pm On Sep 08, 2014
*sights senator Obayaya @ the entrance*

Welcome sire smiley. Guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge grin.

What shall I offer you tonight sir?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2014
Beennkumar: Thank you. cheesy
You're welcome sire smiley. Shall I bring Goldberg for you? cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:01pm On Sep 08, 2014
lanicky: Lol.....I understand.
Thanks smiley
And Here's your coke dear smiley.

[img]http://3.bp..com/_un4SKl1mygU/TFS6tc4kV8I/AAAAAAAACmY/i5I0o61dQc0/s1600/coke-bottle.jpg[/img]

*whispers to her*.....never knew you were a member of the #teamcoke family o grin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:57pm On Sep 08, 2014
lanicky: Ahhhh! I thought u don't wanna answer me.

Ojo kan pelu...mowapa...se alafia le wa?

Coca-cola 'll do smiley

Thanks cool
Haba!!! Why I nor go answer you na? Apart from the fact that na my King invite you come, you be VIP na wink.

Wa ma tete binu gan o tongue.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
Silkmoth33: Edo state!
Wow! I love that state o. I've never visited but I intend to one of these days winkgrin.

So is it still raining?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
lanicky: Oh! Thanks...*hugs him*

*clears throat* Mr Jbluv55....I need a plate of salad with chicken lapsmiley
Was already bringing what you ordered before I was notified of the change of order smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:46pm On Sep 08, 2014
Beennkumar: Order for anything you want. I'll pay. smiley
She's been served sire smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:44pm On Sep 08, 2014
lanicky: *whispers to Jbluv55* I don't want want salad nd chicken.....em.....em...I want *eba nd egusi soup* lipsrsealed
Haaa!!! Lanickydearest cool.

*gives her a brotherly hug*

Bawo ni? O to Jo meta smiley.

*serves her*

https://www.veggiev.com/images/gallery2.jpg

Which drink?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2014
luxanne: Ask her, she accused u of thievery tongue grin
Looks like u need the drink more to relax grin tongue
Hehehehe, thievery ke? cheesycheesygrin

Nor be me o......but I chop small cake sha grin

HFOG, the cake wey you see me dey chop nor be the one wey dem send to you o grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:34pm On Sep 08, 2014
dre11: At least she suppose don show fave with the newoniker and inform us...

Maybe she don tell u sha undecided
Haba!! If she yarn me anything I for don talk na. But I remember say she bin talk about school noni grin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:32pm On Sep 08, 2014
Silkmoth33: cold freezing! Its been raining.
Its cold here too but...erm.....rain ke? shockedshocked Where?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:30pm On Sep 08, 2014
Silkmoth33: Eh one girl of Finnish roots! D guy ain't no slacker.
HmMmm.....interesting. I guess I need to see that cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
Beennkumar: Too rowdy. undecided
Would you like some music to listen or dance to sire? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:09pm On Sep 08, 2014
Mondisweets: wch one is twerking? Take a vid and show me an example
Oya see and do the needful grin.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmVfsjF4g6I
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:04pm On Sep 08, 2014
Olusanya333: Serve me pop corn with cold water but for her give her two roasted chicken with cold lacasera.
Here you go sire smiley.

[img]http://thisocalledlife.files./2013/09/pop.jpg[/img]https://mhqstore.com/image/cache/data/Eva%20water-500x500.jpg

*whispers to him*.....but I don't know which of 'em ladies I'm supposed to serve the chicken and la casera.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:56pm On Sep 08, 2014
MizMyColi: Hmmmm

Okay.....I need some aspirin and juice, a med for blocked nose'd suffice too, that's if you have any around.

Then I'll have me some Akara balls and custard laced with skimmed milk and honey toppings.

I see you've had a swell time all day. cool
Coo
Haaaa!!! MyColi, apologies for not attending to you in time o. Na from China we go import the meds that you need grin. Here you go wink

https://www.thepharmacy.com.au/product_images/z/920/Strepsils_Lozenge_Sore_Throat_%26_Blocked_Nose_16_pack__70261_zoom.jpg[img]http://drsvenkatesan.files./2012/01/aspirin-for-primary-prevention-clopidogrel-meta-analysis.jpg[/img]

And your meal smiley

[img]http://2.bp..com/-1qEa0e4ZaFE/UQzvPEIpMRI/AAAAAAAADIw/f3ymUQvjIFE/s1600/akara+balls+and+custard+005.JPG[/img]https://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/78913011_H.jpghttps://www.honeyassociation.com/webimages/honeyjar.jpg

*whispers to her*.....your mum did a wonderful job on you winkgrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2014
harlos: True talk niyen jare, me sef don't like as he keeps mute on some matters.
We don't understand the reasons for most of his decisions at least he should take his time to convince us, but instead na lipsrsealed

You sef gan too dey talk sometimes niyen cheesy

My day was well spent. wink
Baba nor mind me Jare. Na last year tinz na, but me sef don hang boots cheesycheesygrin.

How paroles na?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:30pm On Sep 08, 2014
Mondisweets: hahaha really? So what can i do?
You can twerk cheesycheesygrin. Your mother and her own mother both taught you well tongue.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:28pm On Sep 08, 2014
Tuntheycr7: .hymmmmm.
Wetin man go talk or do sef huh
Sheybi you don pay dowry abi? So why you nor find am go their house na cheesycheesygrin.

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