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SpcAgtOko: JB can do anything ![]() |
KiddaBlingzz: 1) When Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan: his father gave the yes to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves barca i will divorce".FIXED!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Beennkumar: Hehehe. No thanks.How about Trophy or Snake Venom? ![]() ![]() |
luxanne: Lmao! How's you mama Taiye and where is Kehinde? ![]() |
KiddaBlingzz: *starts eating*Erm.....babes dey but I need to know what made you lose interest in alora ![]() |
obayaya: Her Majesty!!!I have sent two able bodied men to go capture one specially for her ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Olusanya333: Na too much salt o, dis guy wan gv me hypertension so hm fit take my Crush.Haaa!!!! Too much salt ke? E ma binu o baba . Make I bring more water for you? ![]() |
obayaya: Thank you sir!!!! ![]() ![]() It was cool sire. And the night seems cold too . Hmmm....."Love mingled with grief.....".....true talk sire, but it dies in plenty of instances. |
Mondisweets: abeg im born againBuhehehehe ![]() ![]() . Ok you can do the sisters twerking then ![]() . |
SpcAgtOko: shark meat*sends harlos and Dre11 to go bring the shark that was just captured* https://sharkyear.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/great-white-shark-mozambique-jan2013_5_read.jpg So do you want it grilled or would you prefer it as pepper soup? ![]() |
obayaya: Chief JB!!!Hehehehe ![]() ![]() . Here you go sire . https://static.ibnlive.in.com/ibnlive/pix/ibnhome/bizarrefoods3.jpg How was your day today? |
KiddaBlingzz: *whispers back*....naim you never tell me since....pass am asap*finishes preparing the 404 and serves him *https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Dog_meat.jpg |
Silkmoth33: No! The rain has stopped.Erm......as a tourist. Sightseeing . I've been to several states in the West and the North. Been to two states in the East but never been to any in the South-South. |
*sights senator Obayaya @ the entrance* Welcome sire . Guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge . What shall I offer you tonight sir? |
Beennkumar: Thank you.You're welcome sire . Shall I bring Goldberg for you? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
lanicky: Lol.....I understand.And Here's your coke dear . [img]http://3.bp..com/_un4SKl1mygU/TFS6tc4kV8I/AAAAAAAACmY/i5I0o61dQc0/s1600/coke-bottle.jpg[/img] *whispers to her*.....never knew you were a member of the #teamcoke family o . |
lanicky: Ahhhh! I thought u don't wanna answer me.Haba!!! Why I nor go answer you na? Apart from the fact that na my King invite you come, you be VIP na . Wa ma tete binu gan o . |
Silkmoth33: Edo state!Wow! I love that state o. I've never visited but I intend to one of these days ![]() . So is it still raining? |
lanicky: Oh! Thanks...*hugs him*Was already bringing what you ordered before I was notified of the change of order . |
Beennkumar: Order for anything you want. I'll pay.She's been served sire . |
lanicky: *whispers to Jbluv55* I don't want want salad nd chicken.....em.....em...I want *eba nd egusi soup*Haaa!!! Lanickydearest . *gives her a brotherly hug* Bawo ni? O to Jo meta . *serves her* https://www.veggiev.com/images/gallery2.jpg Which drink? |
luxanne: Ask her, she accused u of thieveryHehehehe, thievery ke? ![]() ![]() ![]() Nor be me o......but I chop small cake sha ![]() HFOG, the cake wey you see me dey chop nor be the one wey dem send to you o ![]() |
dre11: At least she suppose don show fave with the newoniker and inform us...Haba!! If she yarn me anything I for don talk na. But I remember say she bin talk about school noni . |
Silkmoth33: cold freezing! Its been raining.Its cold here too but...erm.....rain ke? |
Silkmoth33: Eh one girl of Finnish roots! D guy ain't no slacker.HmMmm.....interesting. I guess I need to see that ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Beennkumar: Too rowdy.Would you like some music to listen or dance to sire? ![]() |
Mondisweets: wch one is twerking? Take a vid and show me an exampleOya see and do the needful . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmVfsjF4g6I |
Olusanya333: Serve me pop corn with cold water but for her give her two roasted chicken with cold lacasera.Here you go sire . [img]http://thisocalledlife.files./2013/09/pop.jpg[/img]https://mhqstore.com/image/cache/data/Eva%20water-500x500.jpg *whispers to him*.....but I don't know which of 'em ladies I'm supposed to serve the chicken and la casera. |
MizMyColi: HmmmmHaaaa!!! MyColi, apologies for not attending to you in time o. Na from China we go import the meds that you need . Here you go https://www.thepharmacy.com.au/product_images/z/920/Strepsils_Lozenge_Sore_Throat_%26_Blocked_Nose_16_pack__70261_zoom.jpg[img]http://drsvenkatesan.files./2012/01/aspirin-for-primary-prevention-clopidogrel-meta-analysis.jpg[/img] And your meal ![]() [img]http://2.bp..com/-1qEa0e4ZaFE/UQzvPEIpMRI/AAAAAAAADIw/f3ymUQvjIFE/s1600/akara+balls+and+custard+005.JPG[/img]https://www.ocado.com/catalog/images-hires/78913011_H.jpghttps://www.honeyassociation.com/webimages/honeyjar.jpg *whispers to her*.....your mum did a wonderful job on you ![]() . |
harlos: True talk niyen jare, me sef don't like as he keeps mute on some matters.Baba nor mind me Jare. Na last year tinz na, but me sef don hang boots ![]() ![]() . How paroles na? |
Mondisweets: hahaha really? So what can i do?You can twerk ![]() ![]() . Your mother and her own mother both taught you well . |
Tuntheycr7: .hymmmmm.Sheybi you don pay dowry abi? So why you nor find am go their house na ![]() ![]() . |
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