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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:12pm On Sep 09, 2014*

alorax2: Book a date for me My swit jb for weekend, abeg i wan sleep

Weekend is too far o cos I can't guarantee that he wouldn't have been taken by then, so why not let's make it tomorrow wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:08pm On Sep 09, 2014

Victoriousvic: What makes you think I've been here before?

Thanks bro

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But you have refused to serve me that drink.

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:00pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: Stuff for veterans. What d'u suggest?

*eyes her suspiciously*

You sound and look VERY familiar undecided

. Shall I bring Goldberg along with some sticks of cigarettes? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:41pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: Not too hard on ya, eh Jb?

You could pls help out ma'am. I'm so lost grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:38pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: Nsi nam ya afo akere ke mme ba mi akpa?

Victoriousvic Abeg come translate this language o cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:32pm On Sep 09, 2014

dre11: Are u rearing some bee for honey in this bar

Ladies love honey, so don't you think we need plenty of bees that can produce as much as would be enough? grin

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: And what flavour does it have? Strawberry?

Sweetberry cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:24pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: Censors.

Ok. So you are a veteran ma'am cool

.

What else shall I serve you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: I doubt such exists, so I'll say no.

alomosweets: It does exist.

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:12pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: I needed some'n that would draw query and attention. Glad it worked. Albeit once, yet.

And it did work but your reply brings more mystery to the personality. Which nick was it that you had before that didn't get you as much attention as you would have wanted?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:05pm On Sep 09, 2014

dre11:
Who recainate to be this this

Hmmmmm.......

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:01pm On Sep 09, 2014

Silkmoth33: thanks

You're always welcome sir

. Would that be all?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:59pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: I'm not sure how intimate got there. Glad you got it, tho'.

You mean to tell me you still do not know how the word 'intimate' got there? shocked

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:54pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: Definitely not. It's bitter.

Hmmm.....shall I bring the sweet version of it? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2014

harlos: Yo no sé acerca de su repentina desaparición, estoy buscando su demasiado.

Hmmmmm.......sugbon ki se wipe o ti deactivate sha?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:42pm On Sep 09, 2014

alorax2: Lol, trust u to know nau

Hehehehe, Here's your ~~non alcoholic wine~~ grape juice cheesy

.

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:37pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: Alomo bitters

Would you want that sire?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:36pm On Sep 09, 2014

vosquare: no p...... beans and bread now now

Here you go sire

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How was your day bro?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:20pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: Uhm, some music wouldn't hurt. Sexual healing, maybe.

Wow!! Nice choice of music ma'am

. Just my kinda music wink

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*whispers to her*......so what's the story behind your nick ma'am?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:16pm On Sep 09, 2014

SpcAgtOko: I need a nap and alomo bitters.

Here's your alomo bitters courtesy the kind gentleman seated over there .....*points at silkmoth33*

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:11pm On Sep 09, 2014

Silkmoth33: alomo bitters for her and orijin bitters for me

Here you go

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:02pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: You.
I meant you..ghurt.

Hahahaha ......you sound interesting ma'am

.

*serves her*

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Would that be all ma'am?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:54pm On Sep 09, 2014

Silkmoth33: hey broda! I need two drinks , my date is almost going horribly wrong

Apologies sire. What drinks shall I bring?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:48pm On Sep 09, 2014

alorax2: Mmmmmm, soooo delicious, u are d man after My heat*whispers to him, who b d guy wey need an ibo babe, his he handsome and loaded in d right *

He's handsome enough to be referred to as Mr NL grin

.

Shall I take you to his seat? wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:32pm On Sep 09, 2014

alomosweets: I'll take whatever's on the house.

Welcome ma'am

.
*guides her to a seat*

We have everything you could possibly want

. What exactly would you want?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:00pm On Sep 09, 2014

alorax2: *walking in looking exhausted* JB my sweet obugini i saw ur missed call, biko dede, agu na gum, serve me indomie hungry man size o with fried and spicy turkey with croaker fish and a bottle of pure wine with no alcohol o, hurry up o, i feel so tired and sleepy, by the by wey the guy now, abeg tell am say weekend i go dey for am, cos today i offlaoded 40ft container and e no easy oo, with me wearing short tighlenght jean and the guys around ogling me, i swear them think say i be TV ni?

Here's your meal. Will be back with your drink ma'am wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:40pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: I'm shy.

Not to worry, Victoriousvic and I have your back wink

.

And I see She's here already grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:06pm On Sep 09, 2014

SpcAgtOko: JB I lied ooo. I am not that brave. Oya let me out!!

Buhahahaha cheesy

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*lets her out grin

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So you mean you no longer feel sleepy? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar:

Why the sad face? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2014

SpcAgtOko: A dragon. I am feeling brave.

*Guides her to the dungeon and closes the door behind her grin

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 4:58pm On Sep 09, 2014

Beennkumar: Go ahead.

Ok.....*picks up fone*.......dials the one and only 'agu nwayi'......fone rings......fone rings....cuts*

I believe she should be here any moment wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2014

Victoriousvic: We go celebrate o. Odikwa necessary.

Oya na, let's start the celebration. It was declared @ the beginning of the month that September shall be a month of blessing and now you already have a testimony cheesy

. So oya invite a few of your people to come jollificate with you na wink

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