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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:26pm On Sep 08, 2014

dre11: Abi ooo

He come dey feel like superman now

But even the mismore sef go don create new account but maybe schoolwork dey make am unavailable wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:23pm On Sep 08, 2014

Silkmoth33: Sorry If it seems I'm away again; I'm just alternating BTW this place and coogar's girlfriends topic. That guy dey flex hin chick, tight. Lol!

. What sorta girlfriends? Platonic I hope grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2014

Beennkumar: Not gonna happen.

Buhahahaha cheesy

. We'll make that a year then cheesy

. When you'll prolly be celebrating a new job, wife or car cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:19pm On Sep 08, 2014

SpcAgtOko:

Hello Princess

. You seem hungry and thirsty and that must be the reason you find it hard opening those pretty lips of yours grin

.

*guides her to a special seat*

What shall I serve you?

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:16pm On Sep 08, 2014

Beennkumar: Forever!

I'll give you some few months to change that wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:14pm On Sep 08, 2014

KiddaBlingzz: hehehe

wetin people no go chop

Hehehehe

.

*whispers to him*.....404 dey o grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:11pm On Sep 08, 2014

cirmuell: Oops, I doze off ...well yhu can get me some water this morning. I'll come rock the bar later in the night, *whispers into his earhttps://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-talk011.gif* I hope yhu will be kind enuff to get me a companion when i come

Your water sir

https://mhqstore.com/image/cache/data/Eva%20water-500x500.jpg

*whispers back*.....I'll try my best sire wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:52pm On Sep 08, 2014

Silkmoth33: I'm fine thank u sir.
Feeling refreshed and all!
How is ur family?
How market today?

We thank God for everything sire

. How was your day?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2014

Princeparix: the rougher, the smoother bro. Been around....

How Ur ~~wives and children~~ customers

We are all doing fine bro

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:43pm On Sep 08, 2014

luxanne: Thanks hun for giving her that treat HFOG, jb has made up for stealing all my birthday cakes so pardon him ok

. Birthday cakes? When? How?

*taps her to affirm she isn't in some form of trance* cheesy

Perhaps you need a drink to relax ma'am cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:08pm On Sep 08, 2014

Emmyk: Amin ooo.

So , I was at the Hospital the other day and they were checking everyone to see whose temperature is high - Ebola symptom. My mum called me to come check: I vexed. I was like NEVER!! I AIN'T DOING NO EBOLA SH.I.T. TEST!! Meanwhile my heart was beating so fast a passerby could have heard. Nevertheless, I was consoling myself that I don't have Ebola

Hope you won't chase me away with the Ebola detector thingy here too??

Anyways, I'm cool man. On break..still in bed as rain is falling. WBU?

Hehehehe

. Prevention is always known to be better than cure, so while the ebola isn't eradicated yet its best to prevent further spread of it. We haven't recorded any cases yet in my vicinity(Ibadan) and here in the bar so you are safe wink

.

Weather is cool here o. It rained a bit earlier sha. We dey kampe

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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:53am On Sep 08, 2014

Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Adaobi123! by Jbluv55(m): 11:34am On Sep 08, 2014

adaobi123: Thank you

Happy Birthday Ada dear. Wish you the best in life and may God grant all your heart's desires.

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:22am On Sep 08, 2014

Silkmoth33: oh hey mate! Welcome back!

Thanks sire

. How's you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:11am On Sep 08, 2014

SpcAgtOko: We named our cows "Dinner"

Hahahaha .....ok. In some places, the dogs are named 'Lunch' cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:21pm On Sep 07, 2014

Mondisweets: i cant dance na

Hahahaha

. You really do not know how to ~~lie~~ pretend. Try harder cheesy

I'm your grandfather remember? And I should be able to know what you can/cannot do wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:46pm On Sep 07, 2014

Princeparix: How market?

Not bad sir. You've bin unavailable for a while

. Hope no probs.

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:41pm On Sep 07, 2014

Princeparix: Jbluv

Yes sire

. Welcome

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:41pm On Sep 07, 2014

Oga Tamudo welcome sir.

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I serve you sir?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:26pm On Sep 07, 2014

harlos: Wise decision niyen

I agree

. A number of peeps don't understand though, maybe because S E U N refuses to talk(I also don't like his silence @ times).

Its not an easy task to manage a forum as large and dynamic as this wink

. I believe I'm not also in his good books but he misread me because I criticized him on a number of issues. I had to conclude he is an average Yoruba man who gets annoyed @ some criticism and so I stopped cool

.

I support him on the refusal for deactivation right now though wink

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Bawo ni day e?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:09pm On Sep 07, 2014

cirmuell: u heard that Jb? Give the man what he wants bill's on me.

Its done Sir Muell cheesy

.

How about you sir? What do I provide you?

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:57pm On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33:
Thanks bud! Em bartender! Take ur mop back!
I want a martini...

LOL @ mop

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No probs sire

.

*rushes in and out with the martini grin

*

https://www.whatidrinkathome.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/martini-bianco.jpg https://www.voxlumiere.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/17SKYY-VODKA-MARTINI.jpg

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:47pm On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33: slots ATM into machine! Display shows=="welcome!! ur account dey red!; how u want come pay am now! ==
Turn to barman!

Silkmoth33: U get plates wey person fit wash?

This kind gentleman has offsetted your bill sir

cirmuell: *removes his wallet* how much is your bill?

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:44pm On Sep 07, 2014

[quote author=MizMyColi][/quote]you're welcome ma'am

.

Will reply you but its relaxation time wink

, so what shall I offer you first? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:39pm On Sep 07, 2014

Beennkumar: The winning team!

Hehehehe

. For now abi? tongue

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:27pm On Sep 07, 2014

Elantracey: Am just here jare , how was service 2day.

Pounded yam and bitter leaf soup

Service was suweeet. I danced like MondiSweets grin

Here's your meal ma'am

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:10pm On Sep 07, 2014

harlos: I no notice be dat o

Tell me say na lie
People don dey immigrant

You sabi say d tsunami wipe out plenty monikers, and so if others con dey waka e nor go pay Oga@d top wink

.

So e just peg am cheesy

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*whispers to him*......apart from that, the people wey hack NL fit don get d opportunity to deactivate any account wen dem want, so its logical to prevent deactivation until e don sort that wahala finish wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:02pm On Sep 07, 2014

Olusanya333: Ooo thanks bro.....putting on a 60degree smile *Draws him near gv him a hug* Whispers to his ears ¤don't worry about inviting her¤ She is already here, hey look at that side,uno see her?

*looks around confused seeing many ladies around*......ok sir, if you say so

. What shall I serve you and 'She' sir? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:59pm On Sep 07, 2014

Babe2sure: Ok o. Thank God o. Awon boyz wa o.

Shey won n toju e daadaa wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:58pm On Sep 07, 2014

Babe2sure: Abi, Damn funny!

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:57pm On Sep 07, 2014

alorax2: Na me biko

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:55pm On Sep 07, 2014

Silkmoth33: Lol! Em! OK let me check me wallet first.
(Opens it and a butterfly flies free, wallet is empty!)

Eh! Jbluv do u do credit

Erm.....there's an ATM machine in the bar sir ...*points @ d machine*
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/atm-machine-708377.jpg

....and we also have POS machines here wink

*brings the POS*......

https://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Dump-Memory-Grabber-Malware-Steals-Card-Data-from-ATMs-and-POS-Systems-2.jpg

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