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debdave: How bout tomorrow?. Got to run now.
*enter cab*

Alright ma'am . Do have a splendid night rest .

Xtarxhyne: I dunno



just dere sha

Hehehe . Ok what would make you know?

Bawo ni ile iwe yin? Abi na house u dey?

hifaif:

I better go after my lady. Will be right back.

Ok sire .

debdave: Which question?. The "where am from" or another?

Yes ma'am and the languages you speak other than Anglais

missyhorlah: me is fyn,u nko?

Mo wa pa o. O to Jo meta. Shey Awon boyz n toju e?

Xtarxhyne: hehehehehe...t worked
dancing Shoki...wanted to get ur attention n I did
I need smirnoff

Hmmmmm......you will always have my attention you know .

*serves her*

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So what's up with you?

debdave: ....as long as I can answer them..no p.

How am I sure I'll get an answer to the other Qs when the original has been left unattended to?

vosquare: *coughs

VoVo baba . How are u this lovely night?

*offers him a seat*

missyhorlah: wia is her hubby? The one she snatched?

Missydarl ; . Bawo ni sisi to dun?

Xtarxhyne: she's lonely

Aaaawww!!! Shollipop dearie.

*guides her to a comfortable seat*

What's the matter na?

alorax2: *whispers to him, is he loaded? And his he endowed in d right places?*

Please serve me bbq peppered chicken and a bottle of blue cocktail wine

Sorry I'm serving you a bit late ma'am . Had to freshly prepare the chicken .

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*whispers back to her*....he's loaded but you'll have to find out the other details yourself .

debdave: Guess I won't need the bike anymore. Jb has offered to get me a cab instead. But would you mind waiting with me...for the cab.

And the cab has arrived ma'am .

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*tells the cab operator to wait for her till She's ready to go*

debdave: Incase of....??

*clears throat*....erm....*clears throat*....I may want to help rewrite that book you know but then I'd need to be able to refer to this place where the beautiful ones are already been born .

BTW, I'm known to be an Oliver Twist and I might be having other Qs .

hifaif: I am so sorry, I don't know where my guest has gone to. I will go and look for her.

I guess she went to organize a search party. She prolly felt you had been kidnapped .

harlos: So fast

Thank God I no put time.
:

One Love bro. My Oga@d top was quick enough to rescue me .

debdave: Sooooo...in ONE word...you're saying?......

You are a true beauty to behold and I'm sure there are others like you where you come from just in case.....*clears throat*.....

debdave: *whispering to him*...you too like aproko...lol. And I don't know him and its late. Will you be responsible if anything should happen to me?. Enh?

But of course. We have the contacts and addresses of virtually all our customers .

He'll just drop you off .

All the same, if you insist let me call one of our cab operators to go drop you off .

AirborneLacer: **Offers him N2000

That's for my drink and hers.

Heard you were thoroughly beaten up by a dude named AntiSpambot?

Buhahahaha . Actually the dude was angry on seeing the label 'God' on the drink I was bringing for you. But thank God(), the security here was able to overpower him .

*collects the money and counts*

Erm.....the total bill is NGN5,000 sir .

debdave: Am leaving. I can get a bike here...right?

Erm.....yes of cos....but why not accept the offer of a ride? I can see the nice gentleman that has just payed for your drinks came with a ride .

AirborneLacer: My favorite - God Lager.

I see couple of faces already, It's now your call Bman

Which gets drunk easily amongst the lot I'm seeing tonite?

Ur drink sir

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Erm....we don't allow our customers get drunk sir .

debdave: Oh....lol. Aiit. No probs.
Got to go.
*looking for jb*....where's this guy....

I'm here now ma'am .

harlos: MEANWHILE......
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll like you all to take your time and read this important sad news
*clears throat*
Our bartender, Mr jbluv55 won't be around for I don't know how long to answer your calls as the antispambot has placed him on hold.

Please kindly and patiently bare with the any inconvenience this might cause.

In other words all orders should be placed on hold until his return.

Thank you for your cooperation. Management.

That my unclespambot na liar. I get Odeshi

Thanks sire .

olubukato: oga Jbluv55, abeg give me garri and groundnut, come nack fried fish with am

Aha! Chief Chief . Welcome sir . How was ur day sir?

*serves him*

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How d September dey go sire? Hope say we don dey prepare for end of year parry .

debdave: *laughing out loud*.... May I know why you're asking?.

Erm....let's just say I once heard a rumor that the beautiful ones aren't born yet and then I see a damsel that contradicts that saying in all ramifications. That makes me imagine that the author of that saying must have missed out some vicinities when carrying out his research, and I being a very curious person would love to know which vicinity he missed out .

AirborneLacer: Bar man tell me, can one hook up with a hottie here?
How high are the stakes?

Welcome sire .

*whispers to him*.....I'll advise you take a seat first, place an order and you just might get more than that eventually .

*offers him a seat*

So what shall I serve u first?

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luxanne: And to think that I was secretly planning to win that page




I need another nl crash

Buhahahaha . I no fit Laf .

Maybe we can turn back d hands of time and then I'll let you win this time .

Obinoscopy: You won it again

Weldone, you too much

Yes o . Do I deserve a gift?

debdave: *curious look*.... Go ahead.

Where are you from?

And is anybody aware that today is the OP's birthday?

And what are you two talking about?

debdave: Thanks.
My day?.... Just there. Been indoors all day. Thanks for asking..*smiling*

Hmmm.......*whispers to her*......can I ask u a question?