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harlos: oga mi, no vex for mi jare. My battery is swollen therefore makes me have minimum time to use online...unless we get light

I dey fine, how is the going going?

LOL @ swollen battery . Na which kind device be that o? Imagine I had a similar situation with one of my Nokia fones just last week. I guess the fault was mine sha. I had replaced the battery from a monochrome(yellow) screen Nokia to a polychrome(colored) screen Nokia to make some urgent calls while on a journey. By the time I exhausted the charge and recharged the battery, the thing nor dey reach one hour again o. I had to get a replacement for it 3 days back .

AfricanApple: d tin is dat I'm no t usually surrounded by Apple who speaks d lang

Hmmmm.......you seem obsessed with Apples....*whispers to her*......are you an Apple? Or is that his name?

KiddaBlingzz: hehehe

prince kwa?

I think say na King fa

Hahahaha

I forgot sire - King In Different Dimensions

So how was ur night?

*whispers to him*.....and is the birdie still alive?

SpcAgtOko: right... I forgot sorry

Your dancing was hilarious . Loved it

Next time we should dance together .

KiddaBlingzz: i was born an 'agu' so i think i'm her match

Buhahahaha . Ok I hereby summon the one and only agu nwayi to come out and meet her prince . No more teddy bears .

SpcAgtOko: *dances*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrL5XL_6po

LOL ......thot we were supposed to be dancing together?

AfricanApple: 14years

*takes d drink* *takes some gulp*

Wow!!! 14 ke? O Ga o . You mean to tell me you schooled there? And yet you didn't learn @ that point in time?

AfricanApple: abeg ah need dis kain tin

Right away ma'am .

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SpcAgtOko: Pick a Pretty Ricky song

Erm.......*plays "Get a Lil closer Lady" *

*takes a bow while asking*....shall we dance then

https://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-1010-2403-2228_Young_Man_Taking_a_Bow_clipart_image.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUOXDUgNNBg

SpcAgtOko: I am not your thread's entertainment

I will not dance for you.


I will dance with you

Buhahahaha .

*whispers to her*......its not my thread bar, it belongs to NL . I'm just privileged to be the manager right now .

Ok, to what song would you want us to dance?

LogoDWhiz: Yeah. Temporary tho

Temporary ke? that one go get as e be o .

AfricanApple: I live in d north/central part of naija, I can't imagine myself leaving here without d language in my mouth

*scratches head* hennesy dey?

Really? How long have you been there? I just left the North-Eastern part o. I nor wan kpai . Na there I learnt my own hausa sha .

Hennesy dey na .

*serves her*

https://www.homeduuka.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/HennessyVerySpecial.jpg

SpcAgtOko: Thanks. You are great.

So, would you like me to play some music for you to dance to?

LogoDWhiz: Nothing..

My partner isn't here with me.

Eeya. Shall I provide one for you?

LogoDWhiz: Lol... Yup.

Awesome bro.

And yours?

We dey manage o Broda . What shall I offer you?

KiddaBlingzz: bossest boss! Broest bro am good o

life's not bad either, still managing.


*whispers* i hear say alora dey find strong man, anybody don submit cv yet?

Hehehehe .

People don submit o but she never see her match amongst them o . Are you capable of being an 'agu' indoors and outdoors?

Ivanspring: Oh yes! Good evening Jbluv, how are you and the bar doing tonight?

Do you remember a cooler I brought here the other day?

We are all doing fine ma'am .

And Sure I do remember the cooler

SpcAgtOko: My day is lacking

I need cake

So would cake make your day complete?

Here u go

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Estimable: lol.........noooo ebola dey town just give me hot pepper soup.

Here you go sire

https://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/Peppersoup%20Cafe%20010.jpg

Deiok: thank you.

You're welcome sire .

LogoDWhiz: Okay.

Seems true tho

Just to an extent

Hmmm......I do know that the chics can be quite brilliant too .

So how's ur day been?

harlos: I think you came cos you were invited

Btw

Its friday and you need to relax. Jbluv55 will make you wanna come again

Baba o . Werin dey shele na?

KiddaBlingzz: *steps in whistling to femi kuti's scatta head. Finds chair at far end and sits down still whistling* Oga jbluv55 where you dey?

Wetin dey?

BFAM . Howdy sire? How's life?

LogoDWhiz: Lol.. No o.

Ekiti boy.

Ekiti was actually under Ondo , before we became a state.

I know all that history bro. Its the reason I was making the comparison. Sehindemi and I were actually reasoning on an assertion I made about Ondo/Ekiti chics usually being hot tempered.

alorax2: Jb shey u no sabi me again? I need a man joor, let him prove himself, agu nwayi can never settle for less

I sabi you na . But I dey try protect you so you don't fall into the wrong hands noni

BTW, how was ur day?

AfricanApple: no, I just love d lang

lol, stop thinking dirty. how're u

You have neighbors who are hausa or who speak the language?

I'm fine ma'am . You know its usually easier if one learns another language from the opposite sex or because of a spouse .

So what shall I serve you?

Deiok: ?.

Yes, i will appriciate a glass of any fruitish wine you have in stock.

Buhahahaha .

Here you go
https://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-800919566-Wine-glass-with-red-fruit-juice-and-ice.jpg

Estimable: me and Jnrbayano don show............what do u have dis evening? Mehn i need something hot, cold too much

Welcome sire . How hot would you want it?

*whispers to him*.....there's an 'agu nwayi' that is hot. I could ask her to come sit by your side .

LogoDWhiz: Jbluv55, how're u bro?

Hope you're good.

Ekiti is diff from Ondo o.

Hehehe . Brother .

Thanks for the clarification . I knew they were different but I was making a comparison btw the temperaments of the two people .

I'm guessing you are omo Ondo .

I'm good bro .

Beennkumar: Oh.. It kinda looks like the name of Lagos airport.

We went on our honeymoon.

I guess she's in school.

LOL @ Lagos Airport - its Murtala Mohammed Airport .

Tseems She is still enjoying the honeymoon .

Or maybe she sneaks in once in a while cos I got a couple of mentions from her recently . I'm sure She's coping well with studies .

alorax2: Lol, y not, when body no b firewood, dis weather is for two nau

Hahahaha . I feel you dear . But I thot you had setted for your boss' brother?

Deiok: Woww this is nice, thanks JB de luv.
Well it just going to be one of those weekend at my end here. You?

Hehehe . So what happens on such weekends?

And you are welcome for the meal. Would you be needing any drinks?