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Beennkumar: Not at all. I'm good.Missing In Action . Its been a while I related with Miracy too. Missed both of ya . |
SpcAgtOko: Thank you sirYou are welcome ma'am . Now I understand you and you'll definitely get more than you bargained for trust me . How's ur day? |
MizMyColi: Say Whaaaaatt!!!!Howdy ma'am . Always at your service . |
mako007: hmmm, who is he or she?Hello sir, I am he . How has your day been? |
naturally: You have all killed me naturally.Hehehe. Naturally, you should know you are welcome and be rest assured that you will naturally get anything you request for ![]() . |
Beennkumar: Thank you sir. ![]() I'm doing fine bro . You been MIA for a while, hope no probs? |
Deiok: Hmm hm... Where can i buy amala and ewedu here?.Here u go sire . [img]http://loveplayeat.files./2012/01/cimg3616.jpg[/img] So, how is the weekend gonna be like? |
Beennkumar: How I've missed this place! . Tis been a while o. 'This place' and the cokesss in 'this place' have sure missed you too . |
alorax2: Apology accepted, My night was managable, o spent it with My teddy bearHehehe ![]() ![]() . LOL @ 'My teddy' . Would you have preferred something else? ![]() ![]() . |
SpcAgtOko: Haba!! I didn't get any?Apologies melady. Lemme attend to you right away . What shall it be this evening? |
Sehindemi: lolzzz...Hmmm......Ekiti was carved out of Ondo but then I think I should understand that it still doesn't mean you are the same people . So, Idowu nko? And how was your day? |
HFOG: Na temporal settlement we do that time ma'am. Sowee I forgot to tell you. Jbluv55 thief the thing before e reach me ;-( ![]() |
HFOG: *Sits gracefully*Erm......Lady Luxanne is a grand patron here and since you are her invitee, then you deserve VIP treatment ![]() . *serves her* ![]() https://dietxnutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ginger-Tea-Safe-During-Pregnancy.jpg So how has your day been? |
Ivanspring: You gave me a blank cheque knowing you were capable and very well able. I don't understand why you're now complaining. Besides, i'm yet to get what i ordered for...i think jbluv55 has some explaining to do.I'm here now ma'am . You requested my presence? |
Happy Birthday UJ ![]() |
ultraawesome: ♦ ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Mondisweets: you are my grandfatherReally? I'll take that as a complement then and thus should be able to influence you in plenty of ways. I'll remind you when the coming comes to . How have you been? |
SpcAgtOko: Give this lady what she needsDone ma'am . |
alorax2: *walked in for breakfast b4 going to work* jb My swit can i have toast with hot chocolate drink to keep me warm this morning, biko make it quick cos i dey go officeGood morning ma'am . Sorry I'm a bit late in attending to you. I had to go pack some more drinks for the weekend . *serves her* https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/slice-toast-bread-hot-chocolate-32899450.jpg So how was your night? |
Tallesty1: igbo adịghị mfe isụ ma ya fodụ idee. Ị na agbali nna.Hehehe ![]() ![]() . anyị ga-okwu ụfọdụ ndị ọzọ oge sir. Daalu . ka chifoo/ụtụtụ ọma . |
SpcAgtOko: I need vodka.Hahahaha ![]() ![]() . What sorta charm could that be?And Here's ur vodka . https://www.truespiritsliquor.com/media/specials/1405383273_Absolut_Vokda_9.jpg |
SpcAgtOko: sniperinadiaper is deadAha!!!! There you are . Welcome ma'am . *guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge while whispering to her*....I'm aware you killed sniperinadiaper, you are a better sniper in my opinion . So, what shall I offer you this beautiful night/morning? ![]() |
Mondisweets: She should try native doctors she might get the right portion to cum ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Tallesty1: Jehova bu Eze, ke ka gi na ụbọchị taa sị ga?m ụbọchị bụ ezi. M adịghị ekwu okwu igbo ọma. Ana m amụta . |
Tallesty1: Lols, but to be sincere bro the correct spelling of Enugu is Enugwu, Onitsha is Onicha, Owerri is Owere. They were oyibonised so that the whites can pronounce them.I agree actually. I wanted to make reference to those yday but decided against. Ke ka ime? |
MizMyColi:I sense a boring chic when I see one and you?....erm....far from it . Hmmm......how audible/clear should a voice in one's head be to determine if its God? ![]() Or......*moves closer to her and whispers in a VERY low voice*...are you an atheist? ![]() HmmmmmmSomething tells me you know more than you say Those who prefer "The Ideal" over "The Real" are likely to be perceived as complex, when matter of factly, they're they're the easiest and simplest beings to be around.Hmmmmm........I think we should set a table for two and then you can enlighten me more . I love learning and don't you already know that? ![]() TorrhhDa Ki yi kokarin ![]() ![]() . Daga ina kiji hausa nki?P.S: At this point, it's in order to apologize for replying this late.PS: At this point or any other, you needn't apologize for making late entries. I'm a simple bartender who 'understands' ![]() ![]() . So how was work today? |
fabulousdame: hello dear..i'm fine..how re u?I'm cool. U seem aloof these days, what's up wt you? |
Emmyk: Lol. Ah know right?Baba o . Olorun ni yio ko wa yo o . Meanwhile, we get ebola detectors for this relaxation center o. Na why some people nor fit enter o ![]() ![]() . I alobam bro . How's u? O to'jo meta. |
Sehindemi: As per those 2 attributes,any1 can possess dat..Hmmm....Kaabo, Akehinde gbegbon, Ẹdúnjobí Ọmọ ẹdun tíí seré orí igi Ọ́-bẹ́-kẹ́sé-bẹ́-kàsà, Ó fẹsẹ̀ méjèèjì bẹ sílé alákìísa; Ó salákìísà donígba asọ. Gbajúmọ̀ ọmọ tíí gbàkúnlẹ̀ ìyá, Tíí gbàdọ̀bálẹ̀ lọ́wọ́ baba tó bí í lọ́mọ. Wínrinwínrin lójú orogún Ejìwọ̀rọ̀ lojú ìyá ẹ̀. okan n motoro ejilowoletomi,..... ![]() I agree we all have the same attributes but in varying proportions . Some are blessed with more height, some with better voices, some with sweeter natures, some with deeper sense of understanding, some with complete lack of tolerance etc. I've had the opportunity of being friends with a couple of chics from ur side(Ekiti precisely) and they've all been very good and sweet chics but that old English saying "the bee that produces honey from its mouth also has a sting in its tail" applied so well to them. They hardly ever can say "Sorry" when they're wrong and its usually hard for them to equally accept apologies. They react impulsively and expect you to understand; most of them would say that is who they are - hot tempered? I'm very sure not all Ekiti chics are like this, but it seems to be a general trait. Ondo chics on the other hand, I haven't been very privileged to be friends with any. But I've had a number of guys as friends. Bolu(from Okiti Pupa) was a roomie of mine and he had flaring tempers mostly when he's been offended even if (by my own standards) the offense could have been overlooked. Richard(also from Okiti Pupa but mixed tribes) was quite the opposite - gentle natured but firm. Never utters a word of abuse no matter the gravity of any offense(I loved the guy). |
nitlad: Ya way nor pure ahswueBaba o, I just nor sabi how to block all this sharing noni o aya fi ti'n ba gbon gbogbo Awon ti mo'n tele yo kuro l'ori list mi . Sugbon wahala ni mo fe da sile niyen ![]() ![]() . Ni mo se gba kamu o ![]() ![]() . Bawo ni day yin baba? |
MizMyColi:LOL @ 'one of the cutest voices' ![]() ![]() . You seem more interesting than I had presumed . Would love to listen to you speak too . *says a quick prayer so she won't refuse; hears God saying "your prayers have been answered" ![]() . Says "Thank you God" *In addition to being patient and tolerant and having a way with words AND perfection(ism), you seem to genuinely enjoy people. I mean! Your energy is contagiousHahahaha . Its the reason you find the 'luv' suffix in my nick . I give back as much luv(and more if I can afford to) as I've gotten before - more like a 'pass on the batton' kinda thang. Most importantly, I try to stay happy and alive . Perhaps, there are those times too when you feel like getting away from it all and having some alone time, to refresh, to refill?You already know me I should say . Kudos . About my personality,Hmmmmm.........something deep down tells me you're much more complex than you say. Maybe its that 'ol programming reasoning of mine that seems to always make me believe that when a lady says NO, she usually means YES . Mind me not - @ times I reason like 'in the movies' ![]() . I speak pidgin, english, yoruba, hausa, gibberish, and IBO(fluently/semi-fluently).hmmmmm...... ![]() ![]() |
Ivanspring: Hmm...that was smart... but, i expected to see my five bowls of the different delicacies i odered...or don't you want me to see what Dre11 will be paying for before i take them home?Buhahahaha ![]() ![]() . A very intelligent lady you are ma'am . I'll bring them out to show you but lemme serve you first . *serves her* https://oakgroveumc.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spaghetti-meat-sauce.jpg *prepares to start offloading the contents of the cooler * |
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Or......*moves closer to her and whispers in a VERY low voice*...are you an atheist?