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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:10pm On Sep 05, 2014
Beennkumar: Not at all. I'm good.

What's MIA?
Missing In Action wink.

Its been a while I related with Miracy too. Missed both of ya smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:04pm On Sep 05, 2014
SpcAgtOko: Thank you sir grin

Charm.. "the power or quality of giving delight or arousing admiration" <---- grin grin
You are welcome ma'am smiley.

Now I understand you and you'll definitely get more than you bargained for trust me wink.

How's ur day?
Romance › Re: Someone Please Put Me On The Know! by Jbluv55(m): 7:53pm On Sep 05, 2014
MizMyColi: Say Whaaaaatt!!!!
cool I see you haven't met JbLuv55 cheesy
Howdy ma'am smiley. Always at your service smiley.
Romance › Re: Someone Please Put Me On The Know! by Jbluv55(m): 7:48pm On Sep 05, 2014
mako007: hmmm, who is he or she?
Hello sir, I am he smiley. How has your day been?
Nairaland General › Re: Can A Moniker Be Edited? by Jbluv55(m): 7:46pm On Sep 05, 2014
naturally: You have all killed me naturally. shocked grin

Jbluv55, we'll meet at ur club. Better pray to have my order, if not yawa go gas o
Hehehe. Naturally, you should know you are welcome and be rest assured that you will naturally get anything you request for cheesygrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:39pm On Sep 05, 2014
Beennkumar: Thank you sir. cheesy

How are you doing?

LOL! I've definitely missed my babies too. embarassed
cool

I'm doing fine bro smiley.

You been MIA for a while, hope no probs?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:32pm On Sep 05, 2014
Deiok: Hmm hm... Where can i buy amala and ewedu here?.
Here u go sire smiley.

[img]http://loveplayeat.files./2012/01/cimg3616.jpg[/img]

So, how is the weekend gonna be like?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:11pm On Sep 05, 2014
Beennkumar: How I've missed this place! cheesy
shockedshockedshocked .....Mr Nairaland Welcome sire smiley. Tis been a while o. 'This place' and the cokesss in 'this place' have sure missed you too wink.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:09pm On Sep 05, 2014
alorax2: Apology accepted, My night was managable, o spent it with My teddy bear
Hehehe cheesycheesygrin. LOL @ 'My teddy' grin. Would you have preferred something else? cheesycheesygrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:05pm On Sep 05, 2014
SpcAgtOko: Haba!! I didn't get any? undecided sad cry cry cry
Apologies melady. Lemme attend to you right away smiley.

What shall it be this evening?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:01pm On Sep 05, 2014
Sehindemi: lolzzz...
Ori mi wu fa!!!! grin
Honestly,I'm really honoured,Thkzzzz sooooo much!!!
Ekiti z not part of Ondo,It'z anoda state entirely.
Thank God U just differentiated Bolu 4rm Richard,He mit possess dat kind of character bcoz of his background or lifestyle!
On a serious note,Pple av dat kinda impression abt Ondo pple which am aware of,maybe it'z coz of d 1s they've related with (I can't really clear dat)..
Buh I'm quite sure it isn't general(dat z if it'z true though)
Thkz once again,rlly grateful!
Hmmm......Ekiti was carved out of Ondo but then I think I should understand that it still doesn't mean you are the same people smiley.

So, Idowu nko? And how was your day?
Forum Games › Re: Talk About Someone On Nairaland by Jbluv55(m): 6:52pm On Sep 05, 2014
HFOG: Na temporal settlement we do that time ma'am. Sowee I forgot to tell you. Jbluv55 thief the thing before e reach me ;-(
shockedshockedshocked Wetin be d thing o? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:49pm On Sep 05, 2014
HFOG: *Sits gracefully*
A cup of ginger tea would do sir. To what do I owe this august gesture?
Erm......Lady Luxanne is a grand patron here and since you are her invitee, then you deserve VIP treatment winkgrin.

*serves her* smiley

https://dietxnutrition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Ginger-Tea-Safe-During-Pregnancy.jpg

So how has your day been?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:42pm On Sep 05, 2014
Ivanspring: You gave me a blank cheque knowing you were capable and very well able. I don't understand why you're now complaining. Besides, i'm yet to get what i ordered for...i think jbluv55 has some explaining to do.
I'm here now ma'am smiley. You requested my presence?
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday UjSizzle by Jbluv55(m): 11:49am On Sep 05, 2014
Happy Birthday UJ smiley
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:46am On Sep 05, 2014
ultraawesome: ♦
coolcoolcool
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 9:13am On Sep 05, 2014
Mondisweets: you are my grandfather
Really? I'll take that as a complement then and thus should be able to influence you in plenty of ways. I'll remind you when the coming comes to wink.

How have you been?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op):
SpcAgtOko: Give this lady what she needs smiley
Done ma'am smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:27am On Sep 05, 2014
alorax2: *walked in for breakfast b4 going to work* jb My swit can i have toast with hot chocolate drink to keep me warm this morning, biko make it quick cos i dey go office
Good morning ma'am smiley. Sorry I'm a bit late in attending to you. I had to go pack some more drinks for the weekend grin.

*serves her*

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/slice-toast-bread-hot-chocolate-32899450.jpg

So how was your night?
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 1:15am On Sep 05, 2014
Tallesty1: igbo adịghị mfe isụ ma ya fodụ idee. Ị na agbali nna.
Hehehe cheesycheesygrin. anyị ga-okwu ụfọdụ ndị ọzọ oge sir. Daalu smiley.

ka chifoo/ụtụtụ ọma wink.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 1:03am On Sep 05, 2014
SpcAgtOko: I need vodka.

And charm. grin grin
Hahahaha cheesycheesygrin. What sorta charm could that be?

And Here's ur vodka smiley.
https://www.truespiritsliquor.com/media/specials/1405383273_Absolut_Vokda_9.jpg
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:33am On Sep 05, 2014
SpcAgtOko: sniperinadiaper is dead angry
Aha!!!! There you are cool. Welcome ma'am smiley.

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge while whispering to her*....I'm aware you killed sniperinadiaper, you are a better sniper in my opinion grin.

So, what shall I offer you this beautiful night/morning? grin
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 12:29am On Sep 05, 2014
Mondisweets: She should try native doctors she might get the right portion to cum grin
shockedshockedshocked. Mondi's grandfather? cheesycheesygrin
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 12:27am On Sep 05, 2014
Tallesty1: Jehova bu Eze, ke ka gi na ụbọchị taa sị ga?
m ụbọchị bụ ezi. M adịghị ekwu okwu igbo ọma. Ana m amụta grin.
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 11:49pm On Sep 04, 2014
Tallesty1: Lols, but to be sincere bro the correct spelling of Enugu is Enugwu, Onitsha is Onicha, Owerri is Owere. They were oyibonised so that the whites can pronounce them.grin
I agree actually. I wanted to make reference to those yday but decided against.

Ke ka ime?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:33pm On Sep 04, 2014
MizMyColi:
LoL cheesy ask around, I'm more boring than interesting cool
I sense a boring chic when I see one and you?....erm....far from it wink.

cheesy cheesy Does God really speak to people in the manner we've come to believe, orrr was that just a voice in your head? grin
I'll upload one soon.
Hmmm......how audible/clear should a voice in one's head be to determine if its God? grintongue Or......*moves closer to her and whispers in a VERY low voice*...are you an atheist? grin

Hmmmmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

That's why I did lipsrsealed up there grin Such a unique being you are smiley
Something tells me you know more than you say shockedshockedshocked. Are you a veteran?

Those who prefer "The Ideal" over "The Real" are likely to be perceived as complex, when matter of factly, they're they're the easiest and simplest beings to be around. smiley
Hmmmmm........I think we should set a table for two and then you can enlighten me more grin. I love learning and don't you already know that? grin

Torrhh
Hausa, kadan kada ne

Inawuini.....
Yaya Gidan Bar giya? grin grin (for my mind oo) cheesy
Da Ki yi kokarin coolcoolcool. Daga ina kiji hausa nki?

P.S: At this point, it's in order to apologize for replying this late.
I didn't work at my pace today. sad
I could only reply and post on topics that didn't require much brain work.
PS: At this point or any other, you needn't apologize for making late entries. I'm a simple bartender who 'understands' cheesycheesygrin. So how was work today?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:54pm On Sep 04, 2014
fabulousdame: hello dear..i'm fine..how re u?
I'm cool. U seem aloof these days, what's up wt you?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:52pm On Sep 04, 2014
Emmyk: Lol. Ah know right? cheesy

How your side? Aku Ebola faa.grin
Baba o cool. Olorun ni yio ko wa yo o cool.

Meanwhile, we get ebola detectors for this relaxation center o. Na why some people nor fit enter o cheesycheesygrin.

I alobam bro smiley. How's u? O to'jo meta.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op):
Sehindemi: As per those 2 attributes,any1 can possess dat..
Dunno if I av 'em though buh It doesn't necessarily applies to Ondo/Ekiti..
Emi ni Kenny.. cheesy
Hmmm....Kaabo,
Akehinde gbegbon,
Ẹdúnjobí
Ọmọ ẹdun tíí seré orí igi
Ọ́-bẹ́-kẹ́sé-bẹ́-kàsà,
Ó fẹsẹ̀ méjèèjì bẹ sílé alákìísa;
Ó salákìísà donígba asọ.
Gbajúmọ̀ ọmọ tíí gbàkúnlẹ̀ ìyá,
Tíí gbàdọ̀bálẹ̀ lọ́wọ́ baba tó bí í lọ́mọ.
Wínrinwínrin lójú orogún
Ejìwọ̀rọ̀ lojú ìyá ẹ̀.
okan n motoro ejilowoletomi,..... grin


I agree we all have the same attributes but in varying proportions wink. Some are blessed with more height, some with better voices, some with sweeter natures, some with deeper sense of understanding, some with complete lack of tolerance etc.

I've had the opportunity of being friends with a couple of chics from ur side(Ekiti precisely) and they've all been very good and sweet chics but that old English saying "the bee that produces honey from its mouth also has a sting in its tail" applied so well to them. They hardly ever can say "Sorry" when they're wrong and its usually hard for them to equally accept apologies. They react impulsively and expect you to understand; most of them would say that is who they are - hot tempered? shockedshockedshocked.

I'm very sure not all Ekiti chics are like this, but it seems to be a general trait. Ondo chics on the other hand, I haven't been very privileged to be friends with any. But I've had a number of guys as friends.

Bolu(from Okiti Pupa) was a roomie of mine and he had flaring tempers mostly when he's been offended even if (by my own standards) the offense could have been overlooked. Richard(also from Okiti Pupa but mixed tribes) was quite the opposite - gentle natured but firm. Never utters a word of abuse no matter the gravity of any offense(I loved the guy).
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Loose Her Man Because She Can't Cum. by Jbluv55(m): 3:57pm On Sep 04, 2014
nitlad: Ya way nor pure ahswue grin cheesy grin
Baba o, I just nor sabi how to block all this sharing noni o aya fi ti'n ba gbon gbogbo Awon ti mo'n tele yo kuro l'ori list mi grin. Sugbon wahala ni mo fe da sile niyen cheesycheesygrin. Ni mo se gba kamu o cheesycheesygrin.

Bawo ni day yin baba?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op):
MizMyColi:
Ahaa! cheesy Not only does he have one of the cutest voices in NL(universe), he's smooth too! shocked cheesy cheesy
LOL @ 'one of the cutest voices' cheesycheesygrin. You seem more interesting than I had presumed grin. Would love to listen to you speak too wink.

*says a quick prayer so she won't refuse; hears God saying "your prayers have been answered" coolgrin. Says "Thank you God" grin*

In addition to being patient and tolerant and having a way with words AND perfection(ism), you seem to genuinely enjoy people. I mean! Your energy is contagious shocked
Hahahaha grin. Its the reason you find the 'luv' suffix in my nick wink. I give back as much luv(and more if I can afford to) as I've gotten before - more like a 'pass on the batton' kinda thang. Most importantly, I try to stay happy and alive wink.

Perhaps, there are those times too when you feel like getting away from it all and having some alone time, to refresh, to refill?
You already know me I should say cool. Kudos smiley.

About my personality, cheesy cheesy I think I'm easier to read than a book. The kind you come across and it feels like "No, this one's too good to be true". - I've got 'em' flaws too tho' cool
Hmmmmm.........something deep down tells me you're much more complex than you say. Maybe its that 'ol programming reasoning of mine that seems to always make me believe that when a lady says NO, she usually means YES grin. Mind me not - @ times I reason like 'in the movies' cheesygrin.

I speak pidgin, english, yoruba, hausa, gibberish, and IBO(fluently/semi-fluently).

smiley Goodmorning, here's wishing you a gorgeous day.
hmmmmm...... wink

Nakwana Barka da rana, ki naji hausa sosai ko kadan? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2014
Ivanspring: Hmm...that was smart... but, i expected to see my five bowls of the different delicacies i odered...or don't you want me to see what Dre11 will be paying for before i take them home?

Ehe! What happened to the spaghetti and minced beef sauce i ordered for breakfast? Jb, you told me you had 'everything' here...i hope it wasn't just salesman talk oh.
Buhahahaha cheesycheesygrin. A very intelligent lady you are ma'am smiley. I'll bring them out to show you but lemme serve you first wink.

*serves her*

https://oakgroveumc.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spaghetti-meat-sauce.jpg

*prepares to start offloading the contents of the cooler grin*

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