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harlos: did you get another one this time make we share am before breeze blow cover am

Obinoscopy nor gree give me anything dis tym o .

*whispers to him*.....abi na because na me win am b4 ni? Abi na because I nor be...*clears throat*.....

Sehindemi: Maybe am an Igbo girl
Anywayz,pple do say dat..
But 90% of Sehindemis' are fair
Sehindemi z a family name though!

I believe you . I've seen Liru's too . So, about the intolerance or anger part, how true is it - Ondo and Ekiti chics?

And then....*whispers to her*......ki ni oruko ti e gangan? Shey Iwo ni Kenny abi Taiye?

Tallesty1: You are wrong my bro, very wrong and it is obvious that you haven't dated a girl that made the first move. I have been with two of them and the experience was not a good one. They port anytime they like especially when they see someone that is better than you.

Hmmmmm......words about fire from a man who has gotten burnt before as a child .

Nice one bro .

harlos:

Chop and clean mouth

Haba . I mention am for d thread that time na, wey I even wan share am wt pkasso because na im be 1st poster for page 1000 dat time .

alorax2: Hell no, d guy no sabi flow

Buhehehehe . So u like make ur guy get flows abi? so that dulling nor go dey abi?

Sehindemi: Waoh!!!!!!!!
It makes me extra happy,U'r indeed a good server
Gud a.m..
Hope U're gud?

I'm good pretty one. So, back to our discussion.

I never knew Ondo chics could be as fair complexioned as you are .

harlos: I just dey confuse like presido

Wetin be R/C

Iyi ti 9icegee ma n pin yen noni

nitlad:

Kilo n se n'bi?

Sharing t'awon omo yii n se na lo gbe mi de bi o . The tin just dey carry me go Mercury sef . Pray I don't get burnt .

3cycle: Spelling of enugu has no w sir, where do u say u come from again?

You shoulda noticed he grinned() immediately after spelling it that way . He got u there .

nitlad: Cunnilıngus is the answer to your problem. The bestest way to get your juices flowing. . .

Pay detailed attention to and stimulate her goddamn clıtoris, you bloody onanist!

Tell the wankıng fağgot to do this and the bıtch's orifice would literally become a fountain!!!

https://i.imgur.com/n2nSKVa.png

Dem never born her mama make she nor cum you an ocean!

Baba o . You wanna school 'em kiddos today init?

Trauma

STENON: Oh Noo....JBluvie....Longest time o....Looking steadily at him to be sure whether he is the one I'm lookin at or not.......

STENON sweerie .

*moves towards her and gives her a warm hug*
**Looks into her eyes and pulls her cheeks **

Of cos its me, and have you lost some weight or are my eyes deceiving me?

dheyi: am not a 'sir' ooo. Just a boy. Yeah am new in dis section.

Hehehe . Every male can be regarded as a sir but then lemme respect ur wishes and ask "How are you this morning, boy?"

Welcome to this section. Feel free to drive round if u have a car else jump on Harlos's powerbike and 'follow' him around. I believe he'll guide you round till you can get a grab of things.

Once again, I say welcome bro

GatJokez: Thanks, Yea I guess I did OK. I thought my heart was gonna jump outta my chest when I stood in front of the class lol ... The other exam keeps being modified cuz they found bad questions. So, we'll see!! It's multiple guess format and true/false. I'm a professional test writer - they should just let me write my own lol lol.

Very glad you had a splendid weekend and this new month sounds promising. Hope your goals, expectations, and wishes will come true .

My leg is improving in the healing process. I see the doctor this week. Hopefully he will have good news for me. Can't wait for the pain to go away cuz am gonna hop, skip, run, and dance .

Cheers without beers (for now ).

Yeah, I understand that adrenaline rush at the beginning of a presentation. But as soon as you've kickstarted and gotten the engine running, the ride becomes easier . Congrats once again .

As regards d other exam, I guessed it would be a reason like that for the exam to be postponed more than once. Like I always believe, its a form of disguised blessing even if you felt disappointed @ all .

About ur leg, I've had a similar experience before and I can imagine your anxiety. Don't stress yourself, your health will be fully restored with proper treatment. Don't try to rush it. It will come when it will .

And here, I say Cheers with wine .

fabulousdame: happy new month to all forum gamers.

Hey princess . Didn't notice that you were here. How are you?

ignis: Am from anambra state

Wow. That's cool. A number of my friends in the North are from Anambra. One of them Kingsley is from Agulu(I hope I spelt it right). We once traveled there together from Yola. We first went to Onitsha before going to Agulu. One of their elders had died and was to be buried then. I love your people o. Most of them had been in the North before me and they made me enjoy my stay there while it lasted .

MizMyColi:


I see you're a personality detective like me. Coo

I dig precision and perfection, a lot.

Thanks and Good Morning.

Hahahaha . I do manage in my own little way to read people - can't always be right though, so I do what it takes to be patient and tolerant most of the times I can't seem to be able to detect a personality(like yours )

So, what other languages do you speak other than English? I've noticed you typing some Yoruba but I doubt much that you are .

Finally,......*whispers into her left ear*......Apologies that I didn't attend to you in time, I guess I musta been carried away by your beauty and didn't notice you talking .

Good night and morning to you too.

Ivanspring: I don show! Jbluv, that's the cooler over there...erhm...there are five big bowls inside it, please ensure that they are filled with the following delicacies:
Chicken stew
Afang soup
White rice
Melon soup
Fried chicken

Meanwhile, please hit me with spaghetti and minced beef source.

Gosh! Its going to be great day indeed!

Howdy ma'am? I've taken time to specially prepare all you requested for. I'm just finishing with the preparations and they are all fresh so they can last till weekend . Here is the cooler and sorry for the delay

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AfricanApple: no be small kwana goma. Hausa thread don't follow s tsunami, but it will come back. how are u

Hehehe . Okies. Have u ever stayed in the North or why the passion for the language?

*whispers to her*......or is it what I'm thinking?

vosquare: u sef dy notice...make tsunami no kum o....dey neva recover 4rm d past event

pass me garri,epa,milki,burnfita,conkflakesi,suga,suya and siken ...i dy para 2nyt

The thing don dey work again o .

Hmmm.....this ur combination get as e be o

Oya see am .

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debdave: As you can see...am OK.
Yes..I am....cause am just extra happy tonight....#smiling#

Its a good thing to be happy. In fact there are health benefits of smiling and laughing .

So anything for me 2nyt?

alorax2: *takes a seat* My Boss younger brother is enamoured with me, and theres a Girl who is crazy about him, i am stck in d middle. And me i no even like d guy, jb My swit tgeres going to b fire on d mountain top but me i no care

hmmmmm......I dey feel u o . So una com be like 1-2-3 as 2 follows 1 and 3 follows 2 but 1 just dey there dey look the 2 of them . So u sef like the guy abi?

Tovot: Lolz and how much did that post add to your account?

If I told you, would you believe?

debdave: Lol..... Who no like sweet things?

Hmmm......So how are you tonight?

U seem to be bubbling with life .

olubukato: Hmmmm....

Baba o . Na as I wan serve u yday na im Antispambot arrest me o, say make I give am d fish wey I carry . Na our Chief Security Officer con rescue me eventually .

How ur day sire?

Caseless2: odidearest ko, odieverest ni.

Buhahahaha . Baba o, nor vex o. Odilafta na my personal person o, make u nor fear competition .

*jogs back to the bar*

Odilafta: Jealousy
Jbluv55,I'm gud nd u,how've u been?

I'm doing fine o madam . Hope the boyz are taking good care of you .

debdave: Before you sit....lemme have a bottle of blue cocktail.

Sure ma'am .

*leans close and whispers to her*......tseems you love sweet things

*smiles and walks away briskly and comes back with the blue cocktail and two other wines *

*serves her*

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alorax2: My day has been so n so

Hmmm......so n so....sounds interesting . Care to gist me?

*offers her a seat*

naijaboiy: You sef get time to dey Analyse

Nor mind me Jare Broda, she bin need someone to make her understand the kind pressures wey men dey face @ times from women .

How u dey na?

debdave: And who will serve the others?

will be the one to serve them of course, whenever my attention is required .

So, am I permitted to take a seat on your table?