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What if I told u She's the sweet?

And where is the lovely lady(the OP) who started this thread?

wordsbase: How I no understand the game?

Why you want do me this wicked thing na? Do you want me to explain with or without a question? Can I get a permission to explain without a using a question?

And can't u still make an explanation using questions? Or aren't we Nigerians noted for answering questions wt questions?

[size=20]SELENAQUEENSY[/size], my apologies for seemingly omitting you my dear . Where u @?

Ignis, now that this is on FP I can not modify the OP but as soon as it leaves, u remain a part and parcel . One love to you dear .

Elantracey: After you don yarn with all your wives finish abi , nor wori I dey wait .




Where my personal room , I nor see am again o

Buhehehehe . So which of these numerous wives of mine have u been in contact wt? And did they tell u they were probably using me to save face?

Anyway, me and you go yarn too but would that make you my wife too?

I'm just the simple barman that understands that females need to be extra pampered .

Ur personal room is currently under construction (Dre11 is in charge) and will be ready sooner than u realize .

So feel @home and let's relax for now .

So I ask again, what shall I offer u?

switsoda: oh! dats better... dat lady on blue gown i mean Ignis, put her bill on me. *thinking Hope av not over spend

Done sir! How d wkd go be na? Anything 4 d boyz too?

haymoney01: U sure say na ds zobo dat 16yrs old take wey she tested positive to cocaine

E be lyk so but call am now make we ask am o

Elantracey: just fyn the way you left me

What about you ?

Eeya! Tracy ma binu.

I've been okay - busy but its gonna get lesser now . We go yarn na .

[quote author=nosisky][/quote]Welcome bro. Hope u r not here to advertise only .
*offers him a seat*

What shall I serve u?

Elantracey: Jb there is God o

Haaa!!!! Tracydarl Howdy? Missed u plenty too. Apologies I've not been around much. How's u?

Lovexme: I need a king size bed and two ladies in the bed with me. Work has been stressful and I need all the relaxation I can get

Hehehehe. The Kingsize bed u shall get . The two ladies u will have to decide which out of the hundreds available....*whispers to him*.....you'll need to impress the ladies here .

So sir, what shall I serve u first?

ignis: Hope this wine is not alcoholic. ... Cos I have a light brain.

Unfortunately am hooked up already. ..

Erm....its alcoholic but as light as ur brain is dear .

congrats on bin hooked up already. So why not invite him here so that all these handsome guys would not start getting any ideas or what say u?

jhydebaba: Hey! How have u been


Guess it was Tsunami that wiped ur name off here and if it was never there, I hereby nominate ur name (IGNIS) to be included among the elite club.


Tag: Obinoscopy.

Jhydebaba . How life baba mi? Tis bin a Wyl. What shall I offer u today?

Tolutheo: Thank God is Friday

We thank God for that bro . How has ur week been?
*offers him a seat*

And what shall I serve u?

lilkudos: н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇н̲̣̣̣̥α̣̣̥α̍̍̊ρ̩̩̩̩̥ρ̲̣̣̥ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ assumption to all catholics.... TGIF, Thank God there's no lectures today!!!, and thank God am gon' be here till I see all my single guys get hooked up!!! Let's see how it goes!!

Hehehehe. Ain't u single yourself?
*offers him a seat*
What shall I serve u?

Jencejyde: Interesting...A different twist to the whole "hype threads" thing. Staying close to this lane.

Welcome boss .
*offers him a seat*
So, what shall we serve u first sir?

JeffreyJamez: *Staring from afar*

*walks towards him, guides him to a seat*.....what shall I offer u sir?

switsoda: No, d Red Label will do... I'm already getting high on this *wispering* can u get me a lady for the night?

Erm......U should be able to locate which of d ladies u might be interested in sir.
*whispers to him*......just tell me what to serve her and I believe u can make ur intentions known to her afterwards .

switsoda: hope her bill hasn't exceed #600?

No it didn't exceed sir .

KiddaBlingzz: boss! A lovely weekend i tell ya

How u dey bro? Hope say tinz dey move . Werin make I serve u na?

temhab: Jbluv55
Wow!!!! Okay o. Ekabo o. Shey daadaa ni o

Se o jire bi,

Adupe o omoba . Bawo la se ma se weekend?

Dreyl: Goodmorning barman

i want u to serve me chilled remy martins and hot pepper soup tanks

Good morning sire . Hope u slept well.
*serves him*
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*Singing Butiful Nubia*....
"Ojumo ti mo, ara mi e gbe'ra n'ile, ise ti ya
Ojumo ti mo, ore mi e gbon'ra jigi ka tun'ra mu
Oni'se owo, alakowe, gbogbo eni to nwa'se,
omo'lewe o

Owuro l'ojo, eni ma r'ire o, eni ma r'ire o
Won a se'ba owuro o......."

WOW!!! Its Friday again and the weekend starts. A lovely weekend it will be .

temhab: Jbluv55 Yeah it's Temmy

Wow!!!! Okay o. Ekabo o. Shey daadaa ni o .

naijaboiy: hehehe...
You get Cow head abi...I want make you serve am,,as a whole o no cut am to pieces...then you gimme chilled Vodka

You get SK?

Right away sire .
*serves him*
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*whispers to him*......we don't sell those kinda stuff here o Bros but cigarette and Cigas dey and r allowed .

ibkgab001: Alright do you know what BESKE is? with egboyin soup and Eba?

Hehehehe. Oga u wan confuse me ni? . Is BESKE a drink or food? Does it have an English name?egboyin soup is the same as gbegiri or what?

temhab: @Jbluv55 Hmmm thanks for the burger and hollandia yoghurt
the burger is yummy

U r welcome ma'am. We r happy we were able to put some smiles on ur face . So tem means temi or what?

zicoraads: Jb sir...a plate of bush meat..specifically bush monkey pepper soup and my usual drink...a bottle of Baylis!

Yes sire . Welcome once again .

*serves him*

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Victoriousvic: *Strolls in and takes a seat*

VV!!! Why u con siddon like stranger just dey observe na? Have u been served?

Jarus: What's happening here?

Haaa! Oga Jarus welcome sire. Na our relaxation center o.
*offers him a seat*

What shall I serve u sire?

alorax2: A bottle of malk and a plate of pepper soup

Ok ma'am .
*serves her*
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