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alorax2: Is there a dance floor here? Cos tomorrow is Friday, so ladis lets put on our dancing shoes and boogie. Which one of d guys is gonna shake it with me? Come and sign ur Name on My dance card

There sure is a dance floor . Would u wanna dance today? Tell me any music of ur choice lemme play first .

LogoDWhiz: U no offer me VIP seat, no prob..

D back seat view is kinda cool. I see 'everything' that enters and go out.

Hehehehe. Guys r free to take their seats besde any guy or lady that appeals to them . Ladies need to be pampered u know .

LogoDWhiz: A can of Smirnoff.

Here u go bro .
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alorax2: O thanks swerie, u mad My day

So what shall it be ma'am? What shall I offer u?

ibkgab001: lol you are not getting it bro... i insist what do you have in your storage bank

We have every kinda food and drink u could ever dream of . Just name it and u have it sire .

temhab: @JBLUV55Give me burger and Hollandia yoghurt

Here u go ma'am .
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ignis: Give me red wine. ..... So what's for me here?

Here's ur wine ma'am .
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Everything and anything u want u'll get including any handsome guy of ur choice

naturally: Is this how burukutu looks?

Sorry sir or is it ma'am . This one na mixture o and na only dat one remain for today. . Manage Oga .

ntbaby: I salute una o

Welcome ma'am . How has ur day been?

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve u?

switsoda: Tanx boss, u can serve me one bottle of Amarula with a bottle of Eva water. Serve those damsel ( alorax2 and shugamania) wotsova they want. Their bill is on me, mind u they must not order pass #600 because i neva collect salary

Hehehehe. Ok sire . Shall I still bring d Amarula as I just served u Red Label .

ibkgab001: Yes I agree but just anything u wish ... I'm not choosy

Welcome. What shall I offer u ma'am or is it sir?

Ladies Tsmith, ntbaby, temhab, eyebeekay and whizqueen, u r all welcome to our little relaxation center.

*guides them to seats in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer u ladies?

Suzie0 welcome back .
*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*
*whispers to her*......I can C ur nick has also been modified .

What shall I serve u?

delightful1: Toh, na ji maganar ka, sai na ga kiran ka.

An gama ko?

Nosyke: *clears throat*
@Jb, can I have a bottle of cirroc and cranberry.

While I go through your menu


Em, please give me a plate of starch and banga soup+ goat meat.

Please hurry up, I am famished.

Thank you

*looks at Babe2sure's table. Do you mind if I join your table?

Apologies its coming a bit late o. Na d drinks don finish so I con go pack more come .
*serves him*
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And ur food .
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switsoda: Tanx boss one bottle of red label with two cold bottles of mountain dew will do d magic

Yes sir!
*serves him*
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raphy: is good to be back guys you guys knows am one of these people that
have been moving this forum forward since i came on board.
i have been away for soooo long.dearis God abi .
i always make front page with my post.
so watch out for my post.
raphycares....

Welcome back sire.
*offers him a seat*
What shall I serve u?

LogoDWhiz: What I do, star?

Welcome bro. What shall we serve u?

Babe2sure: I am fine oo. How was ur day? I know you must have had a busy one, cos of demand from your numerous fans.Guess, you have capable hands to help out sha.

Let me have a plate of goatmeat peppersoup and a glass of Escudo Rojo. I am salivating already.

You r right about d busy part dear but then we need to be able to blend every every .
Here u go. *whispers to her*.....you are one chic that knows her wines quite well .

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frankben: thanks..... I will only follow this thread if there are tons of females here

Hehehehe. There are advantages in relating wt males too bro. Have u been served?

Akdegreat: Dis kind bar sef...

Welcome sir. It will still get to the standard level Oga. Abeg bear wt us . Werin we go serve u sir?

Samadict: err, ehm....later. Jbluv.....gimme asun n chilled stout

Ok ma'am. Here u go and sorry its coming a bit late. Na drinks finish b4
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Xtarxhyne: paracetamol after headache

Ehn even for dictionary paracetamol must always come after headache noni and e go take d headache away abi u nor sabi ni? Oya try am make d headache vamoose na. O shey omo mi to gbayi

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Oga jb please can you serve the bolded ^^^^ with a plate of pepper soup and a cool bottle water?......she've got a good smile.

U mean hannne was here? OMG. Ok I'll serve her sire .

naijaboiy: Jbluv55 you never attended to my orders since morning

Haaa! Broda mi na drinks finish o. I just pack new drinks come now now. Werin make I serve u baba mi?

harlos: I sight nitlad among the viewers, he now drinks jedijedi

Nitlad ke? . I don go pack drinks dat time o. I nor sure say I c am.

Xtarxhyne: lemme Jo...u just dey ansa me since.... ur case dey pile up

Eeya! Na drinks finish na, I con quickly go pack more drinks for store. Shey make I dobale fun e ni .

texanomaly: I have to go. Thank you anyway.

U r welcome. Cheerio.

Xtarxhyne: I don vex

Oya pele na. Goes close to her and pats her on the head . Oya ma binu. I go dey quick serve next time .

Xtarxhyne: no b go chop leftover... I don vex

Haba Shollipop abi Shorlaarlozz ni ki n pe e ni . Ki lo de na? Oya make I bring anoda 1 con give u na .

Lorlaahlozz: so all of una wey jealous plenty


Give me ermm

Me nor dey jealous una o. I just sabi analyze noni .
Gives her ermm.....*thinks to self - She's a member of teamcoke so make I give am coke *
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Spaxon: thank you... pls ì need one more seat for dre11... Am xpecting him

Okies. Is Dre11 here already?

*drags another seat to her table*
*whispers to her*.....u shud thank ur momma every now and then u know .