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Disneyboy: Thank u waiter...... Prepare my bill.,.

Disneyboy: am high waiter take ur bill keep the change
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U don do well o Bros. Na u be baba alaye . U need any other thing?

jobsat34: no mind the yeye thing jaree.. Na because Hiv no gree commot for ground, thats wy he is using force to kill like that.. He go soon tire..

Mehn d tin don dey even scare pass HIV o. Abeg make dem find cure before d tin go spread enter NL o

lanicky: I'm a doctor

Doctor in charge of whose heart or tongue?

harlos: Little boring, yeah life is but I want a better one

No money here at all

Eeya!!!! Till the ground a lit bit longer na, u go soon hit diamond or oyel .

lanicky: Hian! D greetings don too much... Lol

I'm kul....yh tis bn a while...mowapa...daada ni

Hope u're gud?

Btw.....I need Kelvingraphics head nd a bottle of chilled coca-cola

Haaa!!!!! Okay make I go cut im head com. Meanwhile Here's ur coca cola .
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barcanista: Chairman CEO and Chief Consultant to the Union of Nairaland Babes . The only one with license to impregnate even the President's Wife. I greet you Sir.
Odilafta is receiving pre-natal care. I successfully put her in the family way

How are d ladies?

Hehehehe. Seriously? I hail o. So wt all the shakara una still do the do :D8).

The ladies are doing fine but nothing for u again o. Go tend to ur baby momma .

harlos: chocolate

Plenty

Oya take make u dey lick am to ur utmost satisfaction
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miztola: Na for mouth u de miss me abi? Am not happy with you ooo!

Eeya. Nor vex wt me omo to dun. Tinz get as e be noni. We go end our fight so'gbo . Werin I go serve u first .

kingk: Thank you very much oga jb , please I want ugba and oporoko served with hot pami

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texanomaly: Just kidding. You know I don't drink. I'll take the chocolate and ice cream though. Care for any?

Here u go https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34700000/Strawberry-Ice-Cream-ice-cream-34732722-1280-1804.jpghttps://static5.businessinsider.com/image/50a30bb4eab8ea4d49000005/chocolate-bars-are-shrinking-and-not-for-health-reasons.jpg

texanomaly: It's nothing I won't get over after several pounds of chocolate and gallons of alcohol. I guess I'm in the right place. Maybe Jb has ice cream too.

Yes ice cream is available. Shall I bring along wt d chocolate and wine?

kingk: Hey...here I am........btw..are you the one on your dp?

Welcome sire. How is the palace?
*offers him a special seat*

What shall I serve u?

Lorlaahlozz: u no even serve me

Sweetheart Bitterheart moi . How's life wt ur newfound roff. Una go still tuka but na d when and how na im we no sabi .

Oya werin I go serve u?

teeo: I miss you before jare. One more service, Abeg point me the better babes for this bar.
I wan do physical point and kill.

Erm......all d babes wen u dey c so are all from good homes and thus all good girls so just go ahead and point in any direction ur instinct guides u then capture but don't kee o

harlos: Hope I met ya'll well?

Jbluv55

Yes brada . How has ur day been? Hope L is G .

lanicky: Xtarxhyne! kelv's tongue looks like ebola's tongue

Have u come across ebola's tongue ni or how come u can detect the similarities

lanicky: Hii Jbluvv55

Miss Nicky . Wusup wt u dear? Tis bin a Wyl abi? Bawo ni? Shey daadaa ni?

What shall I offer u today?

Xtarxhyne: mtxheeeeeeww...ehn thank u


jbluv55..don forget me

Ma binu Omoba. I go pack plates to wash ni

jobsat34: we dey push am baba...

Nice one bro. How una dey find dis ebola wahala na? D tin no dey funny again o.

barcanista: Why you quote the whole post na? See your big head like my former head

The C in C of Barcanista and Sons investments . How u dey sir? And where is Odilafta?

ignis: Interesting...
I don't think my presence is needed on this thread, since my moniker is not among those mentioned.
Runs out of thread and unfollows thread :x

Haaaa!
*runs after her, catches up wt her and drags her back*......The one and only ignis my very sincere apologies ma'am. My braincells had not been ignited properly and I omitted ur name in error. Ejoor e ma binu.

*guides her to a special seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer u first while I start making amends ma'am?

bestestgirl: Sure, ask away
*puts on sunglasses like a diva in an interview session*

What makes u d bestest?

miztola: Oga Jbluv55

Tolaberry . Bawo ni sweerie porero . MO ti missi re gan o .

jabanz: Hmmm

Welcome sir .
*offers him a seat*
What shall u serve?

Disneyboy: am hungry o.....waiter pls.....where is dis waiter...,cum and serve me my usual....,Pepper soup cook wit Ebola infected bat with 25 bottles of alomo(cool)

I don go Sambisa forest go catch plenty bats all for you sire .
See them....*points @ d bats* https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Bats_for_eating_in_Laos.jpg

Take ur alomo while I prepare the pepper soup sharpaly
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Xtarxhyne: where u waka go?..I want bread n beans wit cold pure water ...


whispers.. Kelvingraphics s nw dating lorlaahlozz

Sorry its coming late. Jor ma binu so'gbo .

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*whispers back to her*....na their tym na, make dem enjoy am .

GatJokez: My night was ok and my morning just starting , thanks. How is your day going?

Day is going great. Will soon be ending . How's work?

9jauk: I need a date ASAP,UNited Kingdom residence only....I don't eat eba, fufu, amala, bush meat...if you are not posh plssssssPark yourself.

You could do one or two tinz to bring any chic u cherish to wherever u r sire .

GatJokez: Happy Throwback Thursday to all

Same to you dear. How's ur day coming?

teeo: Omo, you be better person

Baba o. To make u happy is our mission here .

haymoney01: Suya and Zobo( the one with cocaine pls)

Here's ur suya https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nigerian-suya.png

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ojokojonwanyi: Thank you. Thanks for the dry gin . Why not come sit by me instead?

Hehehehe. I'll join u but let me serve this fresh set of customers first