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Samadict: Thanks. I be fe-maa-le o.

Seriously?. So what's the mystery behind the nick then?

Ceasar1: Thanks JB. God bless You and your Bar.

*Sips water and continues Stoning Mango*

U r welcome bro . We do have fresh mangoes also if u care for sire .

Spaxon: ur head de dia.... Am waìting for d old man to cm bk

The pretty Spaxon . how r u ma'am?
*Offers her a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer u?

ibkgab001: This is cool kindly offer me good stuffs that is all

What would u consider to be good stuffz sir? One man's food is another's poison u know .

olubukato: The boss..Tuale sir..

I dey o.. Welcome back

Yes o senator. Adupe o. What shall we offer u sir?

Elnino4ladies: Bartender i nid 4bottles of 'HERO' wit 2 black bulletts...i nid hot plate of goat head pepper soup 2...

Here u go.
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Xtarxhyne: jbluv..m hungry

XtarXhyneSweerie howdy. Oya stop bin sad na. What r u gonna eat?

jobsat34: just passing by..

3 bottles of GB for a start... i dont have much appetite for beer this days.

Jobsat baba . How work na?
*serves him*
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bestestgirl: ahhhh! thanks! Now we are talking!

U r welcome bestestgirl. So am I allowed to ask a question ma'am?

delightful1: Tun da safe? Thanks sha and errmm, sorry but you can't take out of the nono.

Me is fine jare. Ba abun da ya sami talaho di na, ko ba ka kira ba.

Ki yi hakuri. Ki san akoi aiki sose shi ne . Ya ka mata n sha nono nki fa ko ki ba ma woni mutum ne?

Na kira Waya nki last week amon ba ya siga. Za n kira ki anjima . Yaya makaranta?

teeo: How far my friend and brother. It's 2 minutes to lunch time.

I would like a plate of pounded yam, vegetable soup and Ogufe. Thanks

My Oga. Sorry its coming late o. Na fresh yam we just pound for u .

Here u go .
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Savigne: ...Hahaha you caught me,I wanted to peek and dodge out Ok sha I'll have Baileys and Cooked Corn......

Here's corn. Munch as many as ur belly can afford to hold without protruding
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And Here's ur Baileys. *whispers to her*.....is that the secret behind ur beauty?
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Ceasar1: Oga, just gimme cool water to drink. No time for Moi Moi.

Yes Oga Ceasar1 .
*rushes in and out with one bottle of water*

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ojokojonwanyi: Ahan! Thanks once more. My day is going well but really cold. Don't you think you should serve me kaikai/ogogoro instead of this ajebo drink? I need a little warmth.

*serves her Chelsea dry gin*

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I could ask a nice gentleman to come sit down beside u and provide u some warmth u know

EMEKA1MILLION: which kien confused pikin be this ...
Bring dem one by one.. One by one...
I no wan attract unnecessary attention come my table...
Patiently waiting for #safarigirl..

Yes sir .

*drops one bottle of star and takes the rest away*
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Hope that's better now sir .

Wecome to our wonderful relaxation center My Wonderful People.
*offers them seats*
What shall we offer u?

olubukato: wow.. the bar is bigger..

bukkylicious come and drink free alomo

Baba o. Kabiyesi o . Welcome sire. How's u?

stigman: Well I just wan see watin dey happen here, I will be back when I close from work in the evening.

Alright sire. Enjoy ur day @work .

delightful1: Oga Jb, I can get a plate of masa, chilled bottle of fura da nono please? And please make it snappy cos I have a lecture to attend.

Here's ur masa and fura da nono delightful1

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Hope I'm allowed to take out of ur nono

How's u dear and me ya Faru da Waya nki?

Lorlaahlozz: Hlo

I don't wanna die o so I agree that u r unique . Bawo ni dear. How's ur day going? Bawo ni Ibadan?

GatJokez: Yea... I extend my congratulations to you also Jbluv55

Hard work pays off ... btw, you gat quite the fanclub and you've been missed big time .

I missed u all too . How's ur night/morning going?

jobsat34: this stupeed network choose a wrong day to f'cuk up..
i am really short of words..
welcome back all the same..

BTW, where is Mzmariah ??

Hehehehe brother . How's life? And how's ur day going?

ojokojonwanyi: Baileys

Here u go nwanyi .
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So how's ur day going?

berbs113: Do u have Snake Intestine??

Yes sir. Everything and anything u may need is available and here is the snake intestines
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Babe2sure: We are not fighting now. So, why will I abuse you? I was joking with you concerning the stalking stuff. I did not mean it that way. Unfortunately, you did not see the humour in that.

Now,that your attention statement vex me. Men love attention too . I don't need your Goddamned attention, now or ever! Keep it to yourself. You sought mine in the first place.

Cut me some slack. Don't let Oga jbluv55 vex with us...we are derailing his thread.

Babe mi to sure pa. Bawo ni dear. Tis bin a Wyl ryt? What shall I offer u first?

Brownpage: Guess.big world.

Very big world it is bro. What shall I offer u?

farano: Leave us and our bar alone . @jbluv55 thank you

The lovely fura da nunu farano . How have u been dear?

bestestgirl: Let me just relax a little before I strangle this my boss!!
JB, please let me have smirnoff and shawarma (the hell with not drinking on duty)

Pls don't strangle ur boss o(@least not yet) or who's gonna pay ur monthly wages?

*serves her*

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EMEKA1MILLION: .. See as u don use bottle block my face for high table! U no wan make i see all dis Nwa baby dem?

Sorry sir.
*rushes to bring an empty crate for him and stacks the remaining bottles into the crate*

Hope that's better sire .

Welcome Beautiful One .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you?

naturally: Tnx for your kind gesture, I don't need the drink but

I know my friends will

Hehehehe. Ok sir . Hope you've invited them.

vosquare: serve me...erhmnmm....hmmmm...ehrm ehrm...serve mi ooo...i dn 4gt...serve mi ..abeg gimme water

My man vosquare and water

Here u go .

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