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ojokojonwanyi: Aw! You're so sweet. thanks. Can I have a drink?

What kinda drink would that be ma'am?

OnyeEgo1: yea, thanks pls do u av roasted frogs here?

Here u r sir
https://www.crawfishcoofcentralflainc.com/froglegscccf.jpg

Samadict: E be like say na to ask for wetin I want o. Lemme av a glass of Best cream wf ice cubes o jere.

Here u go sire
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naturally: You are all invited for breakfast

Thank you sir. Shall I give u a drink to wash that down?

switsoda: #patientlyWAITINGforMYorder Bar man!!!

Here u go sir .
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Erm......we don't sell pepper soup inside bottles sir. Shall I bring soft drink or wine or beer?

joanpinkie: dearies my birthday is today! 14th of Aug

Happy Birthday ma'am. Wish u long life and prosperity. May God grant all your heart's desires. Cheers.

You r welcome to our Relaxation Center wonderful peeps

Dreyl: hmmmm a bottle of bordeaux will be good

Here u go sire. Hope u'll enjoy it and enjoy ur day wt it .
https://winefolly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bordeaux-glass-christian-moueix-pomerol.jpg

dre11: gracias....
I hope ure here for the long run.....


I am glad they did release u from thier spell like they did when u open the bar again

Baba o. I remain loyal o .

ojokojonwanyi: Am I welcomed?

U r welcome ma'am. And why d tears?
*offers her a clean white handkerchief and guides her to a seat in the VIP section*
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dre11: sent request to oga Jbluv55 for immediate answer
hope d cold is bearable for u doing the nite/day

He's been served sire . One Luv

jobsat34: Peace or Piss............

Peace ni o baba

timpaker: I don't usually do this in the morning but gimmie 2 bottles of Star to rinse my mouth and Tomtom to control the alcoholic smell thereafter. Thanks

timpaker: omo mehn, that's the sole reason I wanna drink. The cold here is something else. Abeg add to my order a stick of cuban cigar or any good one

long time boss. Here u go.

https://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/pimages/Star600mlBottle.jpghttps://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/pimages/Star600mlBottle.jpg
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OnyeEgo1: Knock knock.... Am i welcomed?

Very welcome sir.
*offers him a seat*
What shall we offer u?

Razi1: nw dats y u are ma man

U r always welcome boss .

I welcome you lovely and wonderful people to our relaxation center.

*offers them seats*

What shall I serve u?

Elnino4ladies: ....aww tnks bartender...anoda bottle of HERO pls..

Right away sir .
https://bizwatchnigeria.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hero.jpg

Jibabs2: jst hot tea n two slice of bread

Here u go sire .

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Owbeecee: I'm jealous o...

Don't be jealous sire, u can take a seat beside her and place ur order too .

farano: *looks left n right* Didn't c Dre11
*clears throat* @jbluv55 good morning dearie, In one of your SEXY outfits, serve me hot lipton

Faranodarl . SEXY outfit? . This is veli selious o . How r u?

*gives her a big hug and serves her*
https://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/grocery/detail-page/lipton2/Lipton_Tea_Cup.jpg

EMEKA1MILLION: Ehmmm... I will manage 2 crates of star pls

Ok sir! Make I bring am all at once?
Here's a crate for a start .

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dre11: Congrats Jbluv55

ur thread made front page...
And to those that made it possible.....


Its a pleasure knowing most of u guys on this thread

TNX sire . Its a honor to be called upon to serve and attend to Fun Lovers .

vosquare: *walks in silently*

*silently guides him to a seat*

*whispers to him* what shall I serve u?

Jibabs2: Where d barman dey?

See me here Oga .

oblo: Una no dey sleep?

Baba nor vex o. Na 4 sleep dem even wake me say make I con serve una o . Werin u need Oga?

Elnino4ladies: Bar man serve me 'HERO' wit goat head pepper sour...

Right away sir!
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Razi1: Jb may i have a bottle of 7up wit a pinch of salt and a roasted monkey meat coupled with an apple from the garden of eden.tanks.and farano faarano.oya take ten naira go buy me pure water make i wash hand.u no say u b ma PA and i dnt pay u 4 nothing

Yes sir!!!!

*rushes in and out with 7up and roasted monkey meat with salt*
Here u go sir.
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Atmmachine: I think i'm on the wrong thread..
Please,how can i get to the sexuality section ??

Have a seat, take a drink while someone who can guide u shows up.

*offers him a seat*

omoredia: -??

Welcome sire . What shall I offer u?

shoefreak: Chai! Early momo!! Okay oo! Me I just come collect coffee before my day go start.

Here u go mami .
https://www.catholicvote.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/coffee-ending.jpg

texanomaly: A little sleepy. Time for bed. Zzzzzz

Goodnight Hun.

G'nyt and G'morning dear.

Revolva: oya sey dem no get chalet for nairaland where i can pick babes to go ..nak ...pls i want my bookings done

Make u siddon shine ur eyes first na .