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Ladies n Gents, .........TTYL. CIAO. ![]() |
luxanne: Jb the casanova indedd, lol ...morning dear . Thank God I was able to put a small on this lady's face. So wat do you have for this casanova this morning?And yes I guess I was ryt. |
fabulousdame: fine dearie...how re u??Hmmm........'cookie'? Mr likey.......So what do you intend to do with this 'cookie' ![]() And as for what we'll do @d corner, Dnt be in a hurry to know dear .......its a secret. ![]() |
Shugamania: Lol. I meant if d head of state u intend to overthrow was Idi Amin.We go import Indian chics con give am now like we take do Abacha . *makes call to India* Dnt tell me the skills are already working on you *smiles to self saying "I'm the boss"* ![]() |
luxanne: Lol...I get their drift, just take heart.Most likely he's on low cut or just plain Afro. ![]() |
luxanne: Good morning everyone.Good morning Lovely Luscious Lady Luxanne . Howdy? |
lalaboi: Blame Nigeria! lol. Had to cos i was relocating. . a lot of people look at you somehow because you have dreads. Discriminating against awa rastaaaa. . .Its considered as irresponsibility when you cross a ptclar age bracket in some vicinity. Nice one bro. You don chop liver gan now. |
lalaboi: Ika wo lo fe se lol. . . ma try e oMo fe da nitlad mo e lowo ni ko ma wa be mi lati be gbon aworan na yo lehin ti m ba ti quote e tan pelu aworan na ![]() |
lalaboi: Oya do quick.Lalaboi Ma Je ki n Se e n'ika . But o wa OK sa . |
lalaboi: Morning house. . .how una dey?Morning lalaboi. How you dey na? Ka tashi lafia? |
[quote author=sweet-tease] . Consider it to be an excursion or a fun trip. We cud also branch by Mars to C what ppl (like ***** & ****** ) go there to do. ![]() |
fabulousdame: awww...d feeling is mutual, i've been in one corner..so wat has been happening in dis rum? i cant read everytin inorder to prevent my brain tumor from growing en my eyes from falling out..Welcome bck then. ![]() Glad to know that d feeling is mutual. Me likey . The room has bin jet-speeding so I guess you'll have to just join the jet from here but the problem is there is little or no space to contain you, so you cud just hop in and sit on my laps if you dnt mind and then when the jet gets to a point of stoppage you cud take me to that ur corner so that we cud ........ ![]() |
thatgurlvixen: Shuga I went to sleep o,,ore body lana yen..thanks for asking jare,, GoodmorningMorning Vixen. How was ur nyt? S'ara le? |
Nomski0: No, thanksNomski ur attention is needed on CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. Good morning all. ![]() |
Did anybody know that yday was Caribchic's bday and that this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. |
Babe2sure: Day by day,month of November is ending. But,it must deliver my goodies before coming to a close.*morning house*Close in this context cud also mean end and BTW did you know that CARIBCHIC was born in November and that this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread ? |
Good morning all. This is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread for those who care to know. Have a lovely day. |
I was thinking of Caribchic's Birthday and how she was nowhere to be found yday but then I believe she wud show up today on this CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. ![]() |
Good morning everyone. Hope you all slept well . For those who care to know, this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. |
fabulousdame: good morning everyone....hope u slept well? ![]() |
CFCfan: Happy birthday, Yuzedo. Have a blast in Banana IslandHas anybody ever wondered how Yuzedo ended up on Banana Island? Well, a 747 had crashed in the middle of the Ocean and only 3 men survived. ![]() They found themselves stranded on Banana Island and after walking for a few miles they discovered that it was inhabited by cannibals. ![]() The cannibals gathered together and decided to give the men a challenge. If they completed their challenge successfully, then they would live. If not, then they would die.![]() The 3 men were told to head into woods and bring back as much fruit as their hands could carry. ![]() The 3 men did as they were told and in no time the 1st man came back with 10 apples in his arms. He was then told by the head of the clan to drop his pants and bend over. The head of the clan would then shove every single apple in his anus If not then he would have his head chopped off. The man pulled down his pants and bent over. 1 apple ...2 apples ...3 apples ...but on the 4th apple he squeaked with pain andthen WHACK!!! He got his head cut off. ![]() The 2nd man came back with his arms full of grapes, at least 80 of them. He was told to do the same as the man before him(1, 2, 3, 4,....... ) and just as the clan's leader was about to put the last grape in his anus, the man laughed . And WHACK!!! His head was cut off. ![]() Up in heaven the 2nd man came across the 1st man gaping did you laugh?" The 2nd man shook his head and grinned "Icouldn't help it, man. I really couldn't." He laughed. "When I looked up I saw that thelast guy(Yuzedo) was running back with pineapples in his hands." ![]() Now what I don't know is how he managed to survive and take over Banana Island but then I'm guessing that is what brought abt the " I Killed My Worst Fear With My Bare Hands! " part of his signature![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Belated Birthday Greetings to you man! Long Life n Prosperity. May God grant all your heart's desires. Amen. ONE LOVE. ![]()
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Good morning all. This is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. |
Shugamania: today? |
Swiftboy: Happy Birthday to my own Caribchic! Here's a VN for you! |
I guess when someone is so loved like you, there comes a confusion on who to open a thread for you. We didn't forget, but we didn't want to create multiple threads, so even though it seems to be coming late(not completely late thoh as you are 5hrs behind us), know it in your heart that we love you and won't want you to go (I seriously mean the underlined). [size=20]HAPPY BIRTHDAY/BIRTHWEEK/BIRTHMONTH TO THE ONE & ONLY CARIBCHIC OF NAIRALAND[/size] https://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/belated-birthday/belated-birthday-1.gif |
Vickii Ro: Obi,dat "Vicky",is it me or som1 else?Vickii nawa o. So you like ursef doubly like this Eh? . Anyway that Vicky I believe is referring to '~Vicky~' and not 'Vickii Ro' ![]() |
princesa: what have i done to you and jbluv, why are you deactivating my name jbluv55: Suggestions for inclusion (in the list) are:Hey there sweet Princesa. U r nt bin deactivated but rather you r bin added to the list (check the quoted post Agn) . I guess Obinoscopy mistakenly omitted ur name b4. So where hav you bin dearie?missed you gan ![]() |
harlos: Hey, come o...she went alone cos i couldn't leave my Sweetest alone and....*remembers our promiseWhy ur mind dey shake na? it will be like an innocent excursion and she doesn't necessarily have to com bck pregnant unless of coz ......![]() |
Shugamania:Idi Amin was bad to some ppl and good to some. He was a very humorous fella too so I guess you will be on top of his 'Book of Life' . Kapish?Hehehehe ....am very selective eventually coz I C my GFs as running a race and you know the saying "may the best (wo)man win" ![]() |
Shugamania: My mummy will beat meAaww my Shugadarl. Oya wipe ur tears. You know these emoticon doesn't fit you @all. *licks the tears from her eyes* |
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