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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:05pm On Nov 13, 2013
Ladies n Gents, .........TTYL. CIAO. smiley
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:57am On Nov 13, 2013
luxanne: Jb the casanova indedd, lol ...morning dear kiss am good, don't need to ask how are you cos I can see for myself that you are fine wink

Lol...guess you right Jb.

Piss who off? Trouble maker.
shocked shocked shocked dnt tell me ur tripping too grin. Thank God I was able to put a small on this lady's face. So wat do you have for this casanova this morning?

And yes I guess I was ryt.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:45am On Nov 13, 2013
fabulousdame: fine dearie...how re u??

thank u cookie, so we cudhuh? smiley

shuga dear..how ve u been?
Hmmm........'cookie'? Mr likey.......So what do you intend to do with this 'cookie' wink

And as for what we'll do @d corner, Dnt be in a hurry to know dear .......its a secret. wink
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:50am On Nov 13, 2013
Shugamania: Lol. I meant if d head of state u intend to overthrow was Idi Amin.


Better o, cos u're too smooth.
Casanova skills. grin
We go import Indian chics con give am now like we take do Abacha grin. *makes call to India*

Dnt tell me the skills are already working on you *smiles to self saying "I'm the boss"* cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:42am On Nov 13, 2013
luxanne: Lol...I get their drift, just take heart.

So which hair cut are you carrying now? Post picture let's see wink
Most likely he's on low cut or just plain Afro. grin
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:39am On Nov 13, 2013
luxanne: Good morning everyone.

Fabulousdame, been a while gurl...howdy?
Good morning Lovelykiss Livelycheesy Luscious cool Ladysmiley Luxanne wink. Howdy?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:33am On Nov 13, 2013
lalaboi: Blame Nigeria! lol. Had to cos i was relocating. . a lot of people look at you somehow because you have dreads. Discriminating against awa rastaaaa. . . angry
Its considered as irresponsibility when you cross a ptclar age bracket in some vicinity. Nice one bro. You don chop liver gan now.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:31am On Nov 13, 2013
lalaboi: Ika wo lo fe se lol. . . ma try e o
Mo fe da nitlad mo e lowo ni grin ko ma wa be mi lati be gbon aworan na yo lehin ti m ba ti quote e tan pelu aworan na cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:00am On Nov 13, 2013
lalaboi: Oya do quick.
Lalaboi Ma Je ki n Se e n'ika lipsrsealed.
But o wa OK sa smiley.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:39am On Nov 13, 2013
lalaboi: Morning house. . .how una dey?
Morning lalaboi. How you dey na? Ka tashi lafia?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:37am On Nov 13, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]cry cry cry[/quote]Aaww......why r you crying sweetie ? You shud be happy I'm taking you on a trip to Jupiter grin. Consider it to be an excursion or a fun trip.
We cud also branch by Mars to C what ppl (like ***** & ****** lipsrsealed) go there to do. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:29am On Nov 13, 2013
fabulousdame: awww...d feeling is mutual, i've been in one corner..so wat has been happening in dis rum? i cant read everytin inorder to prevent my brain tumor from growing en my eyes from falling out.. smiley
Welcome bck then. smiley

Glad to know that d feeling is mutual. Me likey wink. The room has bin jet-speeding so I guess you'll have to just join the jet from here wink but the problem is there is little or no space to contain you, so you cud just hop in and sit on my laps if you dnt mind and then when the jet gets to a point of stoppage you cud take me to that ur corner so that we cud ........ lipsrsealed wink
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 7:25am On Nov 13, 2013
thatgurlvixen: Shuga I went to sleep o,,ore body lana yen..thanks for asking jare,, Goodmorning kiss

Ekaaroo gbobgo ile ocheesy
Morning Vixen. How was ur nyt? S'ara le?
Forum Games › Re: Truth Or Dare by Jbluv55(m): 7:06am On Nov 13, 2013
Nomski0: No, thanks lipsrsealed
Nomski ur attention is needed on CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread.

Good morning all. smiley
Forum Games › Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Jbluv55(m): 7:00am On Nov 13, 2013
Did anybody know that yday was Caribchic's bday and that this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Jbluv55(m): 6:51am On Nov 13, 2013
Babe2sure: Day by day,month of November is ending. But,it must deliver my goodies before coming to a close.*morning house*
Close in this context cud also mean end and BTW did you know that CARIBCHIC was born in November and that this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread ?
Forum Games › Re: Girls Night In; No Boys Allowed (Peeping is allowed sha) by Jbluv55(m): 6:44am On Nov 13, 2013
*Peeps in, drops msg*

Good morning all. This is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread.

*runs out*
Fashion › Re: Beauty Of Natural Hair Thread :) by Jbluv55(m): 6:34am On Nov 13, 2013
Good morning all. This is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread for those who care to know. Have a lovely day.
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Thinking? by Jbluv55(m): 6:21am On Nov 13, 2013
I was thinking of Caribchic's Birthday and how she was nowhere to be found yday but then I believe she wud show up today on this CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread. wink
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 6:14am On Nov 13, 2013
Good morning everyone. Hope you all slept well smiley.
For those who care to know, this is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 6:09am On Nov 13, 2013
fabulousdame: good morning everyone....hope u slept well?
shocked shocked shocked Good morning dearie. Where hav you bin? Missed You like ..........wink
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To Yuzedo!!! by Jbluv55(m): 5:54am On Nov 13, 2013
CFCfan: Happy birthday, Yuzedo. Have a blast in Banana Island cheesy
Has anybody ever wondered how Yuzedo ended up on Banana Island?

Well, a 747 had crashed in the middle of the
Ocean and only 3 men survived.smiley
They found themselves stranded on Banana Island and after walking for a few miles they discovered that it was inhabited by cannibals.sad

The cannibals gathered together and decided to give the men a challenge. If they completed their challenge successfully, then they would live.smiley If not, then they would die.sad

The 3 men were told to head into woods and bring back as much fruit as their hands could carry. smiley

The 3 men did as they were told and in no time the 1st man came back with 10 apples in his arms. smiley He was then told by the head of the clan to drop his pants and bend over. The head of the clan would then shove every single apple in his anus shocked and if the man could make it through without making a single sound then he would live. grin If not then he would have his head chopped off. shocked

The man pulled down his pants and bent over. 1 apple smiley smiley smiley ...2 apples smiley smiley...3 apples smiley...but on the 4th apple he squeaked with pain embarassed and
then WHACK!!! sad He got his head cut off. sad sad

The 2nd man came back with his arms full of
grapes, at least 80 of them. He was told to
do the same as the man before him(1, 2, 3, 4,.......smiley smiley smiley ) and just as the clan's leader was about to put the last grape in his anus, the man laughed cheesy cheesy cheesy. And WHACK!!! sad His head was cut off. sad sad sad

Up in heaven the 2nd man came across the 1st man gaping shocked at him disbelieingly. "Dude! WTF?! You had only one grape left! Why the heck angry angry angry did you laugh?"

The 2nd man shook his head and grinned grin"I
couldn't help it, man. I really couldn't." He
laughed. cheesy cheesy "When I looked up I saw that the
last guy(Yuzedo) was running back with pineapples in his hands." cheesy cheesy cheesy grin


Now what I don't know is how he managed to survive and take over Banana Island grin but then I'm guessing that is what brought abt the
"angry I Killed My Worst Fear With My Bare Hands! angry" part of his signaturecheesycheesycheesygrin

Belated Birthday Greetings to you man! Long Life n Prosperity. May God grant all your heart's desires. Amen. smiley

ONE LOVE.smiley

Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Jbluv55(m): 3:33am On Nov 13, 2013
Good morning all. This is CARIBCHIC's Birthday/Birthweek Thread.
Forum Games › Re: CARIBCHIC AKA CHICALINA - (BELATED) BIRTHDAY GREETINGS by Jbluv55(op): 3:12am On Nov 13, 2013
Shugamania: today?

Is there a thread?

Happy birthday dear chicalina, wish u all d best. kiss
Forum Games › Re: CARIBCHIC AKA CHICALINA - (BELATED) BIRTHDAY GREETINGS by Jbluv55(op): 3:10am On Nov 13, 2013
Swiftboy: Happy Birthday to my own Caribchic! Here's a VN for you! grin
CARIBCHIC Birthday VN
Forum Games › CARIBCHIC AKA CHICALINA - (BELATED) BIRTHDAY GREETINGS by Jbluv55(op):
I guess when someone is so loved like you, there comes a confusion on who to open a thread for you. We didn't forget, but we didn't want to create multiple threads, so even though it seems to be coming late(not completely late thoh as you are 5hrs behind us), know it in your heart that we love you and won't want you to go (I seriously mean the underlined).

[size=20]HAPPY BIRTHDAY/BIRTHWEEK/BIRTHMONTH TO THE ONE & ONLY CARIBCHIC OF NAIRALAND[/size]

https://www.goodlightscraps.com/content/belated-birthday/belated-birthday-1.gif
Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Jbluv55(m): 1:20am On Nov 13, 2013
Vickii Ro: Obi,dat "Vicky",is it me or som1 else?
Vickii nawa o. So you like ursef doubly like this Eh? grin. Anyway that Vicky I believe is referring to '~Vicky~' and not 'Vickii Ro' tongue
Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Jbluv55(m):
princesa: what have i done to you and jbluv, why are you deactivating my name huh
jbluv55: Suggestions for inclusion (in the list) are:

nitlad
Ammanda
Princesa
texanomaly
fabulousdame
Hey there sweet Princesa. U r nt bin deactivated but rather you r bin added to the list (check the quoted post Agn) wink. I guess Obinoscopy mistakenly omitted ur name b4.

So where hav you bin dearie?missed you gan wink
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:29am On Nov 13, 2013
harlos: Hey, come o...she went alone cos i couldn't leave my Sweetest alone and....*remembers our promise grin * lipsrsealedlipsrsealed
Why ur mind dey shake na? tongue it will be like an innocent excursion and she doesn't necessarily have to com bck pregnant grin unless of coz ......lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:24am On Nov 13, 2013
Shugamania: smiley

Sense of humour, i'm hooked. Sure will.

Hehehehe..
And if d head of state is Idi-amin? grin

Lollll.. cheesy
Goodness Jb, if u act like this in real life ur girlfriends go reach 100.
Idi Amin was bad to some ppl and good to some. He was a very humorous fella too so I guess you will be on top of his 'Book of Life' wink. Kapish?

Hehehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy ....am very selective eventually coz I C my GFs as running a race and you know the saying "may the best (wo)man win" grin
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:52pm On Nov 12, 2013
Shugamania: My mummy will beat me cry
Aaww my Shugadarl. Oya wipe ur tears. You know these emoticon doesn't fit you @all.
*licks the tears from her eyes*

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