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Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 3:24pm On Oct 24, 2013
......at this point the story got a real twist.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 3:24pm On Oct 24, 2013
Jbluv55: My friend(Sunday) was outside their house on a Saturday morning n he was on his way to fetch some water from a nearby well. There had been parked outside their compound a SARS(Special Anti-Robbery Squad) Hilux vehicle. The force men had come to purchase stuff in a Supermart close to my friend's compound n one of the policemen had stayed to guard their vehicle. Whatever the policeman was thinking or whatever took over him, I can't say but while holding his rifle he had tried closing one of the doors of the vehicle n the rifle fired in my friends direction n hit him in the leg. But thankfully he survived without any bone fracture though the flesh was bruised.

to be continued.....
......and the story continues.....

The immediate elder brother got admission into FUTY in Yola and was in 200L. He started dating a chic who unknowingly to him was also bin eyed by a cultist within the school. He got a number of threats both as text msgs and also physically and he stopped visiting her and asked her to also stop visiting him. The girl probably felt abused from based on a text she sent him and she may have reported him to the cultist BF(whom she had now yielded to). As fate (or the unseen forces) would have it, the guy was attacked and macheted. He was taken to the hospital and placed on drips and treatment for 4 days before he gave up the ghost leaving my friend Sunday as the only child.

A cousin of his started staying with them after losing her own parents. My friend started learning how to cut men's hair while he was waiting for WASSCE result. He told me that all his thots at this point was not to proceed further with his education and he started becoming suspicious of everything n everyone around him. He was always very aware of his environment. He had started drinking and smoking to console himself and particularly to prevent himself from worrying as much as he did then.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Jbluv55(m): 2:42pm On Oct 24, 2013
Babe2sure: Great God!
God help us Nigerians.
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Jbluv55(m): 2:36pm On Oct 24, 2013
Enough has bin said already about ASUU strike but the FG seems to be breaking the hearts of the Nigerian people who voted them into power, so I think this is a case of goodluck turned badluck.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 2:17pm On Oct 24, 2013
chycoroxie: What u believe in will rule ur thoughts,I ve chosen nt to admit they do believe shikena
You probably didn't get my drift. What I said mainly was that witchcraft being thot of as harmful is often treated as a cultural ideology providing a scapegoat 4 human misfortune.(meaning that if there seems to be too many misfortunes befalling a particular person/family/group/society, people would usually try to provide a scapegoat as being responsible for such misfortunes whether true or false (there r plenty of stories on Newspapers to support this).
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2013
fabulousdame: do u know where i can get one of those? grin
I may know of a couple of such books but I'd like to imagine that they r for mature minds - anything in this world can be used for either of two purposes(good or bad) - and so I wouldn't like to state such books here because I'm aware that there may be a number of immature individuals reading these posts and I wouldn't want to feel responsible for whichever actions they choose to use such books for.
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Jbluv55(m): 8:58am On Oct 24, 2013
Person wey shït dey quick forget but d person wey pack d shït no dey quick forget.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 8:19am On Oct 24, 2013
chycoroxie: *sits with my popcorn n peanuts*

Jst here for d story n FYI,I don't believe in witches bt I know there evil forces out there
The concept of witchcraft(the use of magical faculties, most commonly 4 religious, divinatory or medicinal purposes which may take many forms depending on cultural context) as harmful is often treated as a cultural ideology providing a scapegoat 4 human misfortune.

However, it shud also b noted dat there r certain books referred 2 as grimoires /ɡrɪmˈwɑrs/ which are textbooks of magic.
Such books typically include instructions on how
to create magical objects like talismans and
amulets, how to perform magical spells, charms
and divination and also how to summon or invoke supernatural entities such as angels, spirits, and demons. In many cases, the books themselves are also believed to be imbued with magical powers, though in many cultures, other sacred texts that are not grimoires, such as the Bible, have also been believed to have magical
properties intrinsically; in this manner while all
books on magic could be thought of as grimoires,
not all magical books could(are).(Wikipedia)
Forum Games › Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by Jbluv55(m): 2:24am On Oct 24, 2013
Dastardly
Forum Games › Re: How Good Re U With Names. by Jbluv55(m): 2:23am On Oct 24, 2013
Albert
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Jbluv55(m): 1:55am On Oct 24, 2013
Fail me not in rendering brotherly support to a brother now.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:48am On Oct 24, 2013
My friend(Sunday) was outside their house on a Saturday morning n he was on his way to fetch some water from a nearby well. There had been parked outside their compound a SARS(Special Anti-Robbery Squad) Hilux vehicle. The force men had come to purchase stuff in a Supermart close to my friend's compound n one of the policemen had stayed to guard their vehicle. Whatever the policeman was thinking or whatever took over him, I can't say but while holding his rifle he had tried closing one of the doors of the vehicle n the rifle fired in my friends direction n hit him in the leg. But thankfully he survived without any bone fracture though the flesh was bruised.

to be continued.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:37am On Oct 24, 2013
While they were playing football on a ptclar evening n the ball had strayed into the main road. Their lastborn ran to pick the ball & got hit by a speeding car. The boy was rushed to a nearby clinic but dint survive.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:28am On Oct 24, 2013
And that was the main reason they refused to go back there when his father was posted to Yola. While they were growing up, they went on a home visit to akwa Ibom and on arriving back @ Yola the eldest child died mysteriously without actually falling ill. So they decided never to go back to the village.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:22am On Oct 24, 2013
It happened to a friend of mine who hails from Akwa Ibom (Name is Sunday). He was third out of 4 children born by his parents. His father had always told him of 'evil relatives' and 'unseen forces' that seemed to be after him.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Jbluv55(m): 1:09am On Oct 24, 2013
Misused opportunities may neva be regained again, so pls be careful.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:03am On Oct 24, 2013
appelmoieddy: It wouldn't be bad if someone chooses to regale us with some midnight horror stories
I actually have a true story that baffles me even till now. sad!

It happened while I was in the Northern part of Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 1:01am On Oct 24, 2013
Tapout: Errm I think "real deal" should be a horror movie undecided op has watched lipsrsealed
Hmmm.....I can only imagine.lipsrsealed
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:59am On Oct 24, 2013
fabulousdame: *draws curtain, gives him a hawt, long kiss*
*keeps curtains drawn with left hand n holds her by d waist with d right hand with eyes closed while feeling the sweetness of the honey-laced lips*
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 12:52am On Oct 24, 2013
fabulousdame: trust me those movies aint even scary compared to d real deal
And what is this 'real deal' actually?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:45am On Oct 24, 2013
fabulousdame: awww dats really sweet
Does that mean I deserve a kiss *locks eyes with her*
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:44am On Oct 24, 2013
Br3nd4: Jblawv kiss

Whats Kebino?
shocked shocked shocked
'Kebino' means where you dey in 'Igbo'.tongue Where r you from BTW........used to think you were Igbo.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 12:35am On Oct 24, 2013
lynpetra: Nope...I enjoy drinking at night....am not an early sleeper
shocked shocked shocked
Drinking what if I may know.......n for what purpose?
And these dreams.......the unseen person is male or female?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 12:30am On Oct 24, 2013
lynpetra: Well,I just remembered running outta the house naked. grin
Really? And was ur BF in the house wt you then? Did he also run out of the house?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 12:26am On Oct 24, 2013
lynpetra: Yea,like that unseen person that keep trying to strangle me sometimes embarassed embarassed
My bf says its cos my sleeping position is wrong embarassed
Is that why you r not asleep by this tym yet? Are you sometimes scared of sleeping?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:23am On Oct 24, 2013
Br3nd4: ^^ Ashawo tongue
Brendarling wink........Kebino?
Christianity Etc › Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by Jbluv55(m): 12:19am On Oct 24, 2013
I believe that there are unseen forces that have the ability to change the course of one's destiny.
The names to refer to them by us what I can't defend.
Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Jbluv55(m): 12:15am On Oct 24, 2013
End of story as babylolaroy don carry English kill me grin
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:07am On Oct 24, 2013
fabulousdame: i think u already know my ansa *winks*
sweetrat when seperated is [b]sweet-rat//b]
My bad my princess.......you know ur my heart n not rat wink *takes her hand to feel how my heart beats for her*
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:19pm On Oct 23, 2013
Obinoscopy: She must O. Chai, see mint grin
Na she go com decide that one o......my hand nor dey o.
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:17pm On Oct 23, 2013
fabulousdame: hmmm...u smell nice luv..how re u?


@shugar...how is u?
*nibbles @ her ear*.....Am cool sweetrat. Miss me?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:15pm On Oct 23, 2013
chycoroxie: Y do u like picture cash?
N I was never waiting for u grin
I kno the cash must also smell nice to you n you probably can guess how much is there without counting. grin

How r ur river jumping exercises n experiences ? grin

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