₦airaland Forum

fabulousdame: as long as we stay very far from d sea

Ok swerry......*whispers to her to ignore advances from Deiok*....

Br3nd4: Hey hun, howz you?


Hafa?

Dem don free you?

Watch them do their thing n Go completely out of the room *thinking I may not com back*

Br3nd4: Hi guys.

Jb howdy?

Hello Bren

fabulousdame: lolz...beach ke... i'm fine u?
lol...yeah it never breaks your hrt..though some chefs might break it

Yep.....the beach wud be nice aint it? You wudnt nid to jump as we cud just stay by the beach.

Deiok: I guess The love cease too.

Wow...... *whispers to him*.....Nor let River Prince hear that one o

fabulousdame: lol..thank you, i'm not aquaphobic buh i'm really close to it..it takes God's intervention to even look at so much water...not to talk of jumping into it..i hope to overcome dat fear someday

Not to worry dear, we wud visit the beach and not the river .

Howz you dearie?

Deiok: You wanna flow along the love line?. I would advice you jump into the river, since it seems like love is now found nowhere else except in the river.

So since love is now found in the river, what happens to love when the river dries up?

Afam4eva: Most people who open threads like this are known trouble makers. Only if they'll change their ways, there will be no need fro them to be banned.

I wud have completely agreed to the bolded but I'm a bit too objective and so I disagree. My reasons? Not far-fetched.......tell me how many threads have been opened asking you or OAM4J to go if there are any? How many threads have asked jay bee or Ogugua88 to go?
If you can answer these truthfully then I think you'll calm some nerves.

......she was overwhelmed n cudnt but say yes but she gave him a condition that.......

Kairoseki77: Sexkillz is mean spirited, rude, arrogant, and childish.

He abuses members on a regular basis. He has no sense of tact or professionalism.

We ask that moderaters moderate us with respect and decency. That they treat us as human beings. That they be stern in the execution of their job. We ask for them to be indepedent minded and fair. We ask for them to stay out of petty battles. We ask for them to be logical and not emotional.

Basically, we ask that they value our contribution to this forum and to treat us with respect. In return, we will value their contribution and treat them with respect.

Horrifyingly, Sexkillz doesn't understand any of these concepts, his only purpose is to cause wahala and to destroy Seun's website.

We are sick of Sexkillz. We demand he be brought to heel or sacked! We want him to go. We wish him the best in his future endeavors.

Please Seun, give us a human being as a mod, not a tyrant!

#SEXKILLZ MUST GO

I havnt had a personal encounter with Sexkillz but there seems to be too many aggrieved members that do not like his style of moderating and "the voice of the people is the voice of ......".
I've seen some of the statements n replies made by Sexkillz that I don't think was appropriate for a MOD. What I believe is that he needs a break to humble himself n understand that when you r in a position where people look up to you(in the spotlight), you have to throw away/pocket some behaviors of yours.
"When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I
thought like a child, I reasoned like a child.
Now that I hav become a man, I do away with all childish ways.

Afam4eva: Your advice is in good faith but it's not practical. There are very few forums in the world where moderators are paid and it's mostly in newly setup forums. Moderatorship is not supposed to be a paid job, that's why it's volunteers that sacrifice their time and resources to help keep the forum afloat. What you should be clamoring for, is for the moderators to remain but that the bans should not be personalized such that when i ban someone, the person will not see "Banned by Afam4eva". The users shouldn't know who banned them and i think that will go a long way in helping to reduce the bad blood against moderators.

I beg to to disagree with the colored sir. I believe a MOD shud be able to properly defend any of his actions be it just or unjust and if he can't he shud be sanctionable. I also believe you can moderate thoroughly but still with a human face. Maybe some of the MODs shud try out that approach.

And if the complaints abt a particular MOD are becoming numerous then he shud be allowed to take a break for a while to 'cool off'.
After all 'The eye sees not itself but thru a reflecting mirror.

Mukina2, Semid4life, and any other MOD who can assist PLS,

My own complaint is about topics on front page. How are they determined and why does there seem to be preferential treatment? Coz I c a number of not-so-serious-topics on FP while the ones that deal with security, politics and other very important issues are left to waste.
Also it seems some users can just start any topic like 'how to avoid handshakes' and probably for whatever reasons, such wud make FP over some other crucial topics which are left to lie fallow.

Belated Birthday Greetings to the one they call Mukina2. Wish you Long Life n Prosperity. May God grant all ur heart's desires. Amen.

harlos:

......her and the friend was a very handsome guy who had recently divorced his wife of two years and who seemed to have a crush on her not minding the set of twins because he also loved babies so they agreed to have a date @ .......

*pls storytellers tell ur stories logically n don't kill the fun.......ONE LOVE *

xyuche: 9ja good people,great nation. Still remain the best country to survive in the wold if you work hard towards your dream.I cannot afford to be a slave in a strange land.I will make in this country.this is the only country i am proud of and i can never give up my identity as a Nigerian.

Same here man......but that still doesn't mean we shud keep quiet when we see tinz going wrong. Our fathers who helped gain independence dint keep quiet n that's why they were able help gain it. Why are we always scared of speaking out n acting when we need to?

harlos: Nigeria is good

Lets talk positive

And what is so good abt it sir? Is there any year ASUU hasn't gone on strike? What good effect has fuel subsidy removal provided for the average man?
Why do we have graduates n undergraduates applying everytime to travel to the US, UK, even Malaysia etc?

Talking positive simply means 'act positive n expect to be spoken positively abt n vice versa'. And mind you these r not indices drafted out to talk negative........they r facts.

Below is a compilation of just a few indices in which Nigeria ranks proudly at the bottom 10 in the entire world:

#8 – General Corruption: Nigeria is 8th most corrupt nation in the world according to
Transparency International 2013 Global Corruption Barometer.

#4 – Police corruption: Nigeria ranked 4th
highest in the world for perceiving the police
as corrupt, according to the same Transparency survey.

#1 – Being born: The Economist Intelligence Unit, EIU ranked Nigeria the worst place to be born in 2013.

#4 – Population in Slavery: Nigeria with up to 740,000 in slave bondage ranks 4th in the
world in modern slave nations, according to the just released Global Slavery Index. Fitting in after Pakistan.

#1 –High Sea Piracy: As the world records
lower global stats, thanks to Nigeria, West Africa is now the world piracy capital. According to the International Maritime Bureau reported Nigeria had 11 of 66 global incidents for the first quarter of 2013. 966 sailors were attacked last year off West African coasts.

#9 – Maternal mortality: According to World Bank data, Nigeria ranks 9th worst in the
world with 630 deaths per 100,000 from 10 years data collected from 1990-2010.

#2 –Software Piracy: The 2011 Global
Software Piracy Study conducted by Business
Software Alliance ranked Nigeria 2nd in the
world, with software piracy costing the nation a whopping $251m (N39.4bn).

#1 – Exam Malpractice: Director General
National Orientation Agency (NOA) Mr. Mike
Omeri whose agency partners with Exam
Ethics Marshals International, in 2012 ranked
Nigeria #1 in the World Exam Malpractice Index.

#11 – Good Governance: Nigeria ranked 4th worst in West Africa, 13th of 16, in Safety &
Rule of Law, Participation & Human Rights,
Sustainable Economic Opportunity, and
Human Development, in the 2013 Ibrahim
Index of African Governance. Nigeria ranked
41st out of the 52 countries listed overall.

#1 – Bribe: Nigeria ranks highest for Bribe in the world on the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act
(FCPA) interactive map, online at-fcpamap.com

#1 – VVF: According to United States Agency for International Development, USAID,
Nigeria has the highest prevalence of Vesico-
Vaginal Fistula in the world, with over
200,000 patients and an annual incidence at
20,000. That is 40% of the global cases in
Nigeria alone.

#7 – Terrorism: Global Terrorism Index (GTI) ranks Nigeria the 7th worst in the world for
terrorism over the last 10 years, according to
its 2012 assessment.

#2 – Road Traffic Accidents (RTA): In 2012,
Nigeria ranked second highest in road traffic
accident (RTA) fatalities among the 193 countries in the world according to the Minister of Health.

#1 – Aviation Accident for 2012: In 2012 with over 153 onboard deaths and more on the ground, in the Dana Air Boeing MD83 airline accident, Nigeria had the world’s worst aviation accident.

#4 – Worst City: Despite aggressive
transformation by the Lagos government, the
EIU in its 2013 annual survey of 140 major
metropolises ranked Lagos the 4th worst city in the entire world.

#7 – Growing Old: Global AgeWatch Index
2013 ranking of 91 countries, put Nigeria at
#85; the seventh worst country to grow old
in. Nigeria in the report ranked third lowest
for income security.

#2 – HIV/AIDS: With an estimated 3.4 million living with the virus, the National Action
Committee on Aids (NACA) put the nation as
the 2nd worst in the world.

#2 – Electricity: Nigeria is ranked by the
World Bank as the 2nd worst in the world in
power (electricity) supply. According to the
report, 82.4 million Nigerians, half the nation
lived without power. India is #1.

#1 – Kidnapping: In the first half of 2013,
Nigeria had the most kidnapping attempts of
any nation in the world, according to NYA
International organization of Crises
prevention and response. Recording 26%,
over a quarter of all incidents. Mexico was
second with 10% and Pakistan 3rd with 7%.

#1 – Oil Spills Worldwide: From Vanguard on November 14, 2012: Nigeria has highest oil
spill in the world – Senate; the nation records
the highest number of oil spill incidences
among oil producing countries with no
penalty regime attached to such oil spills

#4 – Oil Spillage Outages: Vanguard reported on October 8th, 2013, that with more than 200,000 barrels per day (bpd) of crude oil
being lost to pipeline vandalism, Nigeria rank 4th worst in the world in oil spillage outages, according to Deutsche Bank and other shipping and industry estimates. Libya, Syria, Iran and lead Nigeria in outages for obvious reasons including recent wars and US sanctions at Iran.

But there is a glimmer of hope in it all. Nigeria actually does take the first position in something great:

#1 – Highest Paid Legislators: The Economist
magazine revealed that Nigerian federal
legislators are the highest paid in the world
with an annual basic salary of $189,500
(N30.6 m).

With the current state and direction of both the government and the people of Nigeria - Africa’s largest nation and the world’s most populated black country—the nation is not headed for improvement on these shameful rankings, but more predictably to slide further down the ladder into the darkest crevices of the black hole of Calcutta.

The question is: To act or to give-up?And the follow-up question is: If we the people decide to do something, what should and can we do?

luxanne: Lol..not part of my presriptions

He disappeared to Reine's room, lol...no, I didn't. It was telling me error lalaboi is sick

How was your yesterday?

Thanks and you too.

Reine is here already.
Wat was telling you error?

My yday was

Lalaboi has taken to his heels........Last seen 11:23PM ........maybe he has bin banned by Luxbot

luxanne:

Hehehe, that's ur call sis mine is an On Air Personality so I can jam all your hit tracks worldwide and we are sure getting there

Lol, aii sis..Jb, where art thou o?

LL.........tseems ur bubbling wt plenty of life thisday........my voice must be performing wonders on ya

Where do you want me to start the search from?

Shugamania: @Deiokkk, niceee.
Very cool n masculine, but u called me a troublemaker



Let's organise a search party before he goes far o. Jb will lead d way.

Hehehehe .......when did I become the German Shepard ?

lynpetra: You are exactly like me.I trust nobody o.I am almost too eccentric to care,as long as I know that nothing will come out of the relationship. I no dey give myself hope o.What wud be wud be.kishina!If at the end of they dey,its someone I trusted, I wud be pained(I still no trust my mama sef),but then I move on.

How do you determine that nothing will come out of a relationship ma'am?
And when you reach this realization do you continue fooling the guy n start 'cheating' on him?

fabulousdame: 1.i'd probably end d relationship en i wont feel anytin...
2. dats y i dnt trust anyone en do not put my whole self in a relationship... trust is sometin u ve to earn(some people just trust blindly)

How can you not put ur whole self in a relationship (IF it is actually one).......are you saying you wud make a serious person go thru torture - setting him up to fail from the beginning?
And don't you think that such lackadaisical attitude cud actually b wat cud cause him to cheat?

luxanne: To Shuga, Brenda, Jb and Princeparix...thanks for last night

So Suweeeet of you LL........'thumbs up'.
YOU r a RockStar

fabulousdame: nl war 1 will just start

Written n produced by fabulousdame n directed by .............

Maybe there shud be a thread like that or what do you think?

lalaboi: I dropped!. . On a stealth ting!

You don high on alomo abi or you chop cockroach? Nawa o. If Shuga 'cash' you!

fabulousdame: i'm gud en i meant to say 'already ve a special vip ticket' how was ur day?

Twas Ok my luvly dame......I missed you bad. We need to relate behind closed doors later......I need to know how my dame is doing.....

lalaboi: cat got my tongue.

Luxbot this is numba 1 candidate for a ban.

luxanne: Good evening house, if you know you've not dropped your vn, get ready to be banned by spambot



Lol..you are not the first to say that, goodnight dear.

LOL.......I wud avoid a Luxbot ban .......
LL howz ur head.......lighter?