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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:05pm On Oct 21, 2013
Deiok: Here it is...

Dont laugh at me ooh.
Respect mon! cool
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 11:02pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: yeah...well u dnt need to break into my dreams cos u already a special vip ticket to everyone of them
Hmmmm.........that's so sweet......*head swelling n about bursting*smiley..........so howz you today dearie?
Politics › Re: Breaking News - Another Boko Haram Attack In Just Over 24hrs by Jbluv55(op): 10:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
cashkidp3: u dont hv to blame gej bt d northern politicians who ar power drunk
I don't have anything personal against GEJ but I think plenty of the things happening wudnt have bin happening if there was someone else in power. I think his leadership isn't compatible with the current Nigeria.
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 10:30pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: i'm currently watching a movie(olympus has fallen)
i read a book last dis eve(a lotus for miss quon)
Olympus......Aaron Eckert? Hmmm......Nice 1......so we shud just lock NL for a few days then grin
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:23pm On Oct 21, 2013
Deiok: Hello house, hw was your day?.
Princesa nice VN.
Bros wey ur own nahuh?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:16pm On Oct 21, 2013
Shugamania: Hi jb, hi fab

cheesy cheesy cheesy

Is that why u want to cry?
Halo Shuga. What's good na?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 10:14pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: u been so distant lately... well i did not see u in my dreams cos i dint dream en i did not dream cos i dint sleep... smiley hope u re fine?
Hmmm......U missing me darling? wink me likey smiley

Abt the dream......I've already queued up myself to break into it......just waiting for you to close ur eyes wink
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 9:38pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: lol...jb not just d internet...infact i prefer movies en books
Really? undecided When did you last read a book? What is the name of the last movie you watched n when was it?
Politics › Re: Breaking News - Another Boko Haram Attack In Just Over 24hrs by Jbluv55(op): 9:34pm On Oct 21, 2013
Tuntheycr7: this really get outta hand.
Cant believe we ve gat a president.
And later he wud put on his hat sayin na naija time to xperience terrorism its all over d world....
What a daft presidumb we ve gat
Nor mind am......I consider his talks to be arrant nonsense .......the other time he said he knew the sponsors of BokoHaram n then he kept mute afterwards. Some of us that had investments n interests in the North are no longer comfortable going there. So pathetic ........sad
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
Hello Everyone
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:26pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: i've been around... how is u?



jb where re u? sad
Hello love........I've bin watching over you while you slept wink

Dint you see me in ur dreams smiley
Crime › Wife In Court 4 Allegedly Pouring Hot Water On Husband-may Be Jailed 12YRS by Jbluv55(op): 9:07pm On Oct 21, 2013
She maybe liable to 12yrs in prison. The full story below:

A 29 year-old woman, Esther Adie, of Angwan
Doka, New Nyanya, Nasarawa State,
appeared before a Mararaba Upper Area Court
and charged with causing grievous hurt on
her husband.
The Prosecutor, Insp. Joseph Ahua said Esther
attacked her husband with hot water following a misunderstanding.
Ahua told the court that the husband, David
reported the matter at the New Nyanya Police
Station on Oct.18.
He said: “when he managed to escape, she
used a glass cup to inflict grievous injuries on
his head.’’
The prosecutor said the offence contravened
Sections 95 and 97 of the Penal Code and if
convicted, the accused would be liable to 12
years imprisonment or with fine or with both.

She pleaded not guilty to the charge.
The Presiding Judge, Mr Vincent Gwehemba,
admitted the accused to bail in the sum of
N50, 000 with one surety in like sum.
Gwehemba ordered that the surety must live
within the court’s jurisdiction and must have a reliable job.
He adjourned the case to Oct. 29.for further
hearing. (NAN)

www.dailypost.com.ng/2013/10/21/wife-appears-in-court-for-allegedly-pouring-hot-water-on-husband/

*SMH seriously @ this*
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 8:52pm On Oct 21, 2013
Bossforeva: Any Man wey sey FB na Boredom, no sabi what's up.
Not all of us will be diehard bloggers and FBers......not all of us will make money online you know.......some of us r just farmers n businessmen/women of all sorts. But then you cud teach some of us Novices how to make the cash money or how to make FB more interesting than we feel it is. smiley
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Jbluv55(m): 8:45pm On Oct 21, 2013
Pls mods consider this new BokoHaram attack also for front page www.nairaland.com/1487422/breaking-news-another-boko-haram. TNX
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2013
chycoroxie: Nt when u sleep on a filled stomach
And is there any day you don't sleep on a filled stomach? Yet you still have to wake up in the middle of the nyt peeping ......oh I forgot I taught you to stop peeping grin
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 8:37pm On Oct 21, 2013
ChiSun27: I go just dey frown unnecessarily.
Hahahahahahahaha.......you mean ur gonna miss nairaland clowns like me? grin
Politics › Re: Breaking News - Another Boko Haram Attack In Just Over 24hrs by Jbluv55(op): 8:11pm On Oct 21, 2013
alotofgrace: haha!! shocked bh again...nawao

i thought they r now into rat killing biznays... undecided
The thing tire me o.......even to kill rat for some ppl dey very very hard.......not to talk of slaughtering humans.......Chei
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram In Military Uniform Kill 8 In Borno Village by Jbluv55(m): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2013
May God help us.......Another attack in just over 24hrs was launched by BokoHaram agn this afternoon (www.nairaland.com/1487422/breaking-news-another-boko-haram#1487422.3)
Nairaland General › Re: thanks 4 derailing my thread by Jbluv55(m): 7:45pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]chaiii u want to deactivate my account


Mbaanu![/quote]cheesy cheesy cheesy
Its for ur own good na wink....just to help take the distraction(nadia_SA) away......you know na grin
Politics › Re: Breaking News - Another Boko Haram Attack In Just Over 24hrs by Jbluv55(op): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2013
Details of the first attack can be found on this thread www.nairaland.com/1486599/massacre-fake-checkpoint-bokoharam-slit
Politics › Breaking News - Another Boko Haram Attack In Just Over 24hrs by Jbluv55(op): 7:28pm On Oct 21, 2013
Gunmen suspected to be members of the
Boko Haram sect have invaded villages of
Kawuri District and Fori of Konduga Local
Government Area of Borno State, killing 10
residents including three members of the
civilian JTF.

This is happening in not less than 24 hours
after gunmen attacked boarder communities
of Logomani villages between Dikwa –
Gamboru Ngala and Cameroon Republic
killing over 20 civilians including motorists.
Kawuri District is one of the big villages in
Konduga council area, along the Maiduguri-
Obama Federal Highway which is about 60
kilometres away from Maiduguri, and 20
kilometres to Obama Council Area which had
witnessed series of attacks and killings of
both civilians, soldiers, policemen and prison
warders.

A woman passenger who simply gave her
name as Madam Hauwa Musa told our
correspondent that she was among the early
passengers from Mubi town to Maiduguri a
day after the attack in Kawuri villages.
“Yes, I was among the passengers that boarded a
taxi from Mubi to Maiduguri, and when we
reached the villages along the main road, we
saw some buildings being consumed by fire
with the presence of security operatives and
men of the vigilante youths popularly
addressed as civilian JTF, by then the
attackers have fled into the bushes”, she
narrated.

The gunmen also succeeded in setting ablaze
some residential houses and public building
such as a clinic and a primary school.

Although details of the attack is still sketchy, unconfirmed report showed that the gunmen numbering about 30, using two Hilux vehicles and motorcycles with arms and ammunition, Rocket Propel Launchers including Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs), stormed the village at about 3 o’clock and started ordering residents to come out from their houses before they opened fire on them. They later threw explosives on some private and public structures.
It was gathered that the three vigilante
youths killed were on a mission to arrest the
gunmen who fled the area after the attack,
but luck ran out on them as they clashed with
the fleeing terrorists in a bush at Fori village
before they were shot dead by the attackers.
The acting spokesman of the 7 Division,
Nigerian Army in Maiduguri, Captain Aliyu
Danja and the Police Public Relations Officer,
DSP Gideon Jubrin could not be reached for
confirmation as at the time of filing this
report.

www.dailypost.com.ng/2013/10/21/boko-haram-10-killed-houses-set-ablaze-in-borno/

Nairaland General › Re: thanks 4 derailing my thread by Jbluv55(m): 7:01pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]remind me[/quote]Getting nadia_SA out of the way wink
Romance › Re: Who Takes The Issue Of Cheating More Seriously?? Guys Or Ladies by Jbluv55(m): 6:51pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: babe dat is d fact oh...(1) my kind of person is very close to 'i dont care' sometimes when i watch or hear tins people do cos someone cheated on dem, i'll spend d whole day (2) wondering why it hurt dem dat bad(like dint dey know in relationships people cheat en get cheated on)
@ bolded (1) your kind of person, my dear, is probably 1 out of 20 and I can substantiate this claim with facts. Truth be told, what I think your type of person wud do is probably to end the relationship while the other 19 out of 20 wud behave much more dramatically.

@ bolded (2) What has ur longest relationship been? Are you aware that ladies lose some or most of their attractive traits with time? Do you know why there are so many Sugar mummies out there and why a number of them are actually widowed?
If a lady has invested so much into a relationship and her 'investments' are abt to go down the drain.......her thoughts could only be best imagined. A typical example of a girl/woman that overreacted is described below:

A 16-year-old mother of two, Ebere Ogu, has allegedly stabbed her 35-year-old husband,
Patrick, to death in Akure, the Ondo State
capital, during a fight, and has fled with her
children.
This was culled from the ffing thread:

www.nairaland.com/1486330/16-yr-old-mother-2-stabs-husband
Nairaland General › Re: thanks 4 derailing my thread by Jbluv55(m): 6:12pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]thanks guys I wrote well
kiss[/quote]That's good smiley .......

So my offer still stands you know wink
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 6:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
chycoroxie: Sleep all day
Seriously? Isn't dat too boring also? tongue
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 5:57pm On Oct 21, 2013
harlos: Nairaland down for 24hrs = a boring day
Now that its modified to 48hrs.......grin
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 5:51pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]it doesn't wan click sef[/quote]You already know what to do dear......pass me the word. wink

BTW how was Engineering Maths? smiley
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 5:48pm On Oct 21, 2013
Abu Mikey:


I gat Movies to watch,random books to read,personally set puzzles to solve.

There's twitter, facebook, 2go , ForumCitizens, FanFiction , and other random blogs I could spend my e-time on cool


what's wrong with the struck out?
Nairaland General › Re: IF NAIRALAND Was Down For 48HRS-What Wud U Do/How Wud U Feel(Members,Mods etc) by Jbluv55(op): 5:37pm On Oct 21, 2013
fabulousdame: hmmm...probably yell at everyone around me for 12hrs en see a really long movie.. internet stuffs like social networks, forums(especially nl), movies en books... dey play a great role keeping me sane.cant do without dem
Hmmm..........Now the bolded if read together got me wondering how many peepz feel this same way?
Crime › Re: 16-Yr-Old Mother Of 2 Stabs Husband To Death In Akure by Jbluv55(m): 3:21pm On Oct 21, 2013
BrightCar: How did they get her age? That AGE cannot be true, if its true then the husband should be charged posthumously for child abuse huh
@bolded Nice observation. You may be right that the age may not be true. But also there is a possibility that it is true as you know living in some vicinity could mean no secret whatsoever. So maybe in one of their fights or maybe the girl has mentioned it in a complaint to one of the neighbors.
Crime › Re: 16-Yr-Old Mother Of 2 Stabs Husband To Death In Akure by Jbluv55(m): 2:51pm On Oct 21, 2013
Kingspin:
A 16-year-old mother of two, Ebere Ogu, has allegedly stabbed her 35-year-old husband, Patrick,......
.........“Ebere and Patrick frequently engage in fights...."
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/10/16-yr-old-mother-2-stabs-husband-death/
Hmm....May the soul of the departed RIP. Amen

@bolded
* This is the essence of courtship before marriage. I doubt if they courted. (Look before you leap).
* The age gap was just too wide which means the two of them couldn't have been flowing @ the same level hence the frequent fights.

LESSON LEARNT: The bee that has honey in its mouth also has a sting in its tail

Guys please watch a lady's temperament closely before tying the knot. Don't foolishly n hurriedly get married(out of desperation) to a lady that will either take ur life(or peace or joy) directly or indirectly.

Ladies, being more emotional (usually acting before thinking abt it) than guys, please n please watch out for a guy that will bring out the angel in you rather than the devil in you lest you are made to do smtn you might regret for the rest of ur life.

Thank you n God bless.
Crime › Re: Massacre At Fake Checkpoint As Bokoharam Slit Throats Of Travellers(19 Killed) by Jbluv55(op):
The BBC's Nigeria correspondent, Tomi Oladipo, says the army often sets up checkpoints on roads in the troubled region to stop the militants, and it could be that the gunmen copied the tactic to catch their victims unawares.
Boko Haram has waged a deadly insurgency since 2009 in its bid to create an Islamic state in the mainly Muslim north of religiously mixed Nigeria.
It has been blamed for many violent attacks which have claimed the lives of nearly 2,000 people since 2011.
The group's name translates as "Western education is forbidden", and it has carried out several attacks on schools and colleges, seeing them as a symbol of Western culture.
Last month, up to 50 students died when suspected Boko Haram militants attacked an agricultural college in the north-east.
The Nigerian military said in August that it might have killed the group's leader, Abubakar Shekau, in a shoot-out.
However, a video released last week purportedly showed him alive. Other previous reports of his death later proved to be unfounded.
Below is a video of weapons purportedly captured by BokoHaram from a raid on an army barracks earlier this year.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El-O37TNIm4

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