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Reincarnated: Infact, one day (coupla years back), this man was jejely mowing the lawn at my friends school when all of a sudden, one bird appeared out of the blue and started chasing him. I shiit you not. I don't know what the man did but that bird was on a mission. Hmm for a good 30 minutes, na so d man just dey run round field oh with the bird trailing right behind man and making some kin funny noises.. Omo nah so I freeze in shock. I didn't even know if I should pick race or something because it was just very unusual.

Maybe the man had tampered with its nest n nestlings?

But seriously it would have to be a very intelligent bird to know it was the man that tampered with its nest or it must have been bewitched.

Jbluv55: ......and the story continues.....

The immediate elder brother got admission into FUTY in Yola and was in 200L. He started dating a chic who unknowingly to him was also bin eyed by a cultist within the school. He got a number of threats both as text msgs and also physically and he stopped visiting her and asked her to also stop visiting him. The girl probably felt abused from based on a text she sent him and she may have reported him to the cultist BF(whom she had now yielded to). As fate (or the unseen forces) would have it, the guy was attacked and macheted. He was taken to the hospital and placed on drips and treatment for 4 days before he gave up the ghost leaving my friend Sunday as the only child.

A cousin of his started staying with them after losing her own parents. My friend started learning how to cut men's hair while he was waiting for WASSCE result. He told me that all his thots at this point was not to proceed further with his education and he started becoming suspicious of everything n everyone around him. He was always very aware of his environment. He had started drinking and smoking to console himself and particularly to prevent himself from worrying as much as he did then.

His dad had bin working with NAMA(Nigerian Airspace Management Agency) and due to some conspiracy n the fact that he was not an indigene (I guess) he was relieved of his duties at the airport in Yola so he went into pools agency business where he earned the nickname 'lafia lau' meaning 'all is well'. From what my friend told me, his dad was always good to all n he would do what it took to make his friends satisfied&comfortable around him even if it required him spending his last dime. And by this time he was no longer on salary.

In April, 2006 his father had a mysterious accident but survived. He remained sick however n was under treatment till July, 2006 when my friend said they called him to come to the hospital, that his father was terribly ill. He said he already had a suspicion within him that he wasn't bin told the truth. Alas! On getting to the hospital, his father was dead as he had suspected. This got him so disturbed but life had to go on. He with his mum and some other wellwishers transported the corpse to Akwa Ibom where the remains were laid to rest.

While they were still in the village, another misfortune befell them. .............

fabulousdame: 1. @jbluv come en complete d story oh so dat dose who do not believe in d existence of evil en dark forces can explain how dis happen'd naturally... 2. once a dog bite killed my neighbour's nephew

3. how do u explain bicycle killing someone?

@bolded 1 next post below.

@bolded 2 a dog bite has been known to be able to kill humans if the dog was infected with rabies(read below). Rabies, also referred to as madness, is a viral disease which results in Encephalitis(acute inflammation of the brain) in animals but could lead to death in humans.

The disease is zoonotic, meaning it can be transmitted to humans from another species (such as dogs), commonly by a bite from an infected animal. For a human, rabies is almost invariably fatal if postexposure prophylaxis is not administered prior to the onset of severe symptoms. The rabies virus infects the central nervous system, ultimately causing disease in the brain and death.
The rabies virus travels to the brain by following
the peripheral nerves. The incubation period of
the disease is usually a few months in humans,
depending on the distance the virus must travel
to reach the central nervous system. Once the
rabies virus reaches the central nervous system
and symptoms begin to show, the infection is
virtually untreatable and usually fatal within days.

@bolded 3 the victim may have been ill.

Benise: do u wanna knw ha

Is he a she?

[quote author=y-fo]Been waiting for a post of a real encounter with the Men/Women In Black but so far nothing ....no offence @jbluv.

This happened to me a couple of months into my fresh year @my uni.
Just another average day had ended on campus and at an ungodly hour, I woke up startled to see one of the broses in the room jumping from his bunk and shouting "in Jesus name!" and the target of this was....a black bird. Soon as those words were uttered, it dissapeared and the bros just climbed his bed and went back to sleep like nothing just happened .
While the dude was soundly asleep, I learnt the true meaning of the phrase 'breaking out in cold sweat'...got my mattress soaked and couldn't sleep a wink for the rest of the night . (I found out I had the hidden talent to pray silently for hours straight that night sha)

*I know this sounds like a scene outta nollywood and if it didn't happen to me personally I'd waive it off as such, but it happened right before my very eyes and I got mad respect for deeper lifers ever since that day.[/quote]@bolded none taken broda.

@story: I don't doubt ur story.......even without magic/witchery a bird(and other animals) can be trained to locate specific people/places and carry out specific assignments. The disappearing part is where the supernatural comes in.

ReineViolet: I've got a cold and chest pains


Gotta go now folks.

Awryt dear.......takia

Princeparix: Reine ur d one holding me back from destroying Jb's generation.

I dont wanna hurt u dearie and pls get well soon_ we need the jovial-happy Reine

signed> Jumping Ruling Council

Buhahahaha

luxanne: *not also allowed

Ride on

Lol.

Howdy?

Nawa o.......*thinking "i guess that leaves me wt dreaming & fantasizing"*.........

Am fine sha.......you?

ReineViolet: Nah, feeling worse.... Thank you still

Reine wats wrong wt you na *feels her temperature* but ur not having a high temperature na.

Shugamania:

Na so. How u?

Am cool Bitters........howz work today

lalaboi: Heheh. We could Hire Harlos. I hear he's a consultant in that field lol. HArlos, how much u go charge?

Harlos is already on the team.......

Even if the jumpers don't realize its for their own good we'll still purge them of all jumping attitudes so that their unborn children will @least appreciate when they r born.

luxanne: Just had a second thought, you all have my blessings, they either stay on earth or in the waters

Yeaaaaaah ......

luxanne: what?

Lemme catch you staring @ another woman, I'll pluck out your eyes and feed them to the vultures

@Fabulousdame, you have my blessings dear howdy?

Aawwwww LL......ok no staring *hope I can peep sha*....my eyes r locked unto my dame

lalaboi: So JBluv put the traps into use. I see you caught descendants of the jumpers. you need to catch the ring leaders. they'll fetch good money at the auction

Problem is they have eaten too much tadpoles n drank too much river water that their bodies have become so slippery and I may not be able to do it alone. Care to lend a helping hand?

Shugamania: Lol, hi guys.

Lala, u're a rapscallion.
I no be lesbo o.

*singing Timaya "Shuga......my music is sweet like Shuga......."*

luxanne: C'mon guys, let the jumpers be.

Good evening all.

Kk, aww! How sweet of her, that's why she's sweet.

Am also aii.

The jumpers need to have a taste of normalcy.

#TeamSayNoToJumping#

harlos: sure i'm right behind you

last 2weeks was a week i would not forget, i was with sweet tease throughout...but i won't tell you what happen as EVERY LITTLE THING WE DO...

Yeaaaaaah!!!!!!

Princeparix: i trust lala nd his gals. No 4get last 2weeks

[size=12pts]¤gets my M24 rifle-ready to fire¤ no joke wit me[/size]

*puts on my Kal El armour(bullet, bomb, grenade& any weapon proof) and stands gidigba for ground daringly*

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to the best of my knowledge as the father to my people, only one person who is known to be a Taliban have been discovered missing, we protect/jump with caution> we don jump wia d river swallows.... Cheers[/b]

Not to worry......we threw real fishes bck into the river.......while we made the others go thru therapy by giving them Anti-Riverjumpiasis drinks .......we can help you two too

fabulousdame: how is u luv?

Am ok darling *lifts her up the ground n poses for a snapshot*

Doctor please help cure me of derailment.

babylolaroy: [s]daily refers to something that apns everyday[/s]

babylolaroy: [s]laffing out so really loud..how was ur day?[/s]

Tarbabee: [size=16pt]day one of starting to annoy people.[/size]

ummsulaym: [s]people dey vex me for here o... Am sorry if pidgin english is against the rules...[/s]

ummsulaym: daily? But come to think of it, it's true o... I follow you to alot of threads and you know why? You always know where to be. Oooops! Her head is swelling up, someone please call the doctor

*apologies to all but the game wasn't bin ffed as from this point*

harlos: Happy catching

Won't you join in catching these naughty jumpers? Maybe help turn @ least one of them bck to normal?

Princeparix: yeeeeee! If na 2 suck blood-no wahala


bt no deposit plasmodium abeg.

#jumps into Raid/bagon river#

Hehehehe .......
*getting ready to perch on his Roxie n suck her dry*

fabulousdame: good evening everybody

Hey there my princess.
*gives her a peck*

Princeparix: rotflmao. Crawlers u mean?

Buhahahaha .........lalaboi forgot to post the pixes of the traps we set n the jumpers we caught so far.....there r two jumpers that r still @ large however........perhaps you'd lyk to help ?

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harlos: We need net traps for jumpers

Supplied

Princeparix: i no want make Hybrid mosquitoes {jbluv} wey get fumigation antidote bite u

You nor kno say na local mosquitoes na im ur fumigation dey work for n not Hybrids like me.
*perches on him n sucks some of his blood*

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lalaboi: It will end very soon. .
**putting traps everywhere**

Really?
this traps must be specially meant for jumpers.

Mesut11: i'd like to know when this thread will end... or maybe it will never end

When wud you like it to end?

luxanne:



Good day guys.

@Harlos, hope you feeling better now?

LLLLL.......

Beync:
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Benyc na u be dis? . Na wetin you com dey look sef?

O my gal, Follow ur heart but ensure you r in control of ur emotions n not ur emotions in control of you.

*ur welcome ummsulaym.....hope you bring goodies along with you*

Tableaux

Anthony