now, why calling lalasticlala? is this thread worth fp?

This is to inform the public and interested candidates that the 2016 Direct Entry e-Registration Portal is now Open For Registration.

Method Of Application:

Interested candidates are to obtain the Direct Entry e-registration scratch card
from any of the following places; Zenith Bank, Skye Bank, Union Bank, First Bank and NIPOST
at the cost of N5,000 (Five thousand naira) only.

The registration can only be done in accredited JAMB CBT Registration Centres.
To view the list of accredited centres,

visit http://www.jamb.org.ng/DirectEntry3/RegistrationCentres.aspx

Check The available accredited registration centre in Nigeria here

Application Deadline

No deadline has been announced yet.

Source=http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/jamb-2016-direct-entry-registration-portal-enabled/

ok

Vicadonis:

kontinu

guy no mind me....na so linda take blow

Nice one, op...but thats not PMB pics na!

Can you imagine 5peeps commenting at the same time? Check from my comment upward!

Anyways, in other news,


you can check JAMB 2016 Registeration statistics for your school and also the universitites you can write their post utme without choosing them in JAMB

OURSCHOOL.COM.NG

May his soul rest in peace

I was here

CuteInBlack:
Lets imagine I ever encounter unhatched snake eggs( see Pix 10). what would be my reaction?

Na to use am cook indomie now!

JhimmySpark:
Never knew snakes lay up eggs. One bros once told me dat all snakes die during child birth. I asked y?.. He said dat the babies would pierce the sides of the mother to come when she is giving birth. As a result she will automatically die. Thank God for this thread, dat error has bin corrected. God bless u op.

there are some species of snake which undergo that kind of child birth, so your formal belief is not completely wrong....some lay eggs, while some act like you said!

just can't stop laughing

8th March, 2016 was my UTME date. Although I am already a student of Abia State University Uturu. I was given biochemistry to study instead of my dream course medicine and surgery which I applied for.

So I decided to take JAMB this year and change to medicine and surgery. This would be my 3rd time of writing UTME. In 2014 I scored 218, 2015 I scored 219 in UTME. Like always, I had no intention of involving in any form of malpractice the examination.

But to my greatest surprise when I got to my exam venue at “jet age private school Obingwa” in Aba Abia state, I was told to pay 1000 Naira before I could be allowed through the gate. I refused and pleaded wit them to let me in, but they refused and wasted my 1hr before they allowed me because I didn’t pay them the gate fee.

Please my question is this? Is it that jamb don’t give money to centers for maintenance or what? After suffering and frustrating me, I ended up scoring 210 in UTME I prepared very well to smash.

I think Nigeria is now highly corrupt from the root level. Inside the UTME hall, a student will thumb print and a full grown teacher will enter and sit for him/her inside exam hall.

After all said and done, JAMB will claim malpractice free when am sure that this CBT newly introduced exam pattern is 100% malpractice guaranteed… please jamb should look into this matter and find a solution to this….

From An Angry Student “Obinna Kalu*…

Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/jamb2016-i-asked-pay-1000-naira-utme-venue/

MTN Entrepreneurship Challenge powered by Jumia is organizing an innovative competition run by the Graduate School of Business at the University of Cape Town and Africa Internet Group. The competition spans across 13 African Countries (Botswana, Egypt, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Kenya, Morocco, Nigeria, Rwanda, Senegal, South Africa, Tanzania, Zambia and Zimbabwe).


The competition will run in 4 phases as follows:

Phase 1: Current students and recent graduates of African universities submit their applications until Sunday, March 27, 2016.

Phase 2: Live pitches-Top 10-15 applicants in each country present their business to panel of judges

Phase 3: Selection Committee- Selects 3 Finalists across Africa

Phase 4: Entrepreneurship Festival-Finalists fly to Cape Town for Entrepreneurship Festival and pitch their business to an audience of International investors and successful business people.

The winner of the MTN Entrepreneurship Challenge will win a cash prize of $25 000 towards their start-up, and will receive a yearlong partnership with Jumia, where they will have the opportunity to work from any of Jumia’s offices across Africa.

The winner will also have access to a Facebook Start Programme to the value of $15 000, which includes tools and services needed to build mobile applications. In addition, they will have the opportunity to work from the MTN Solution Space at the University of Cape Town’s Graduate School of Business. The two runners-up will each receive $5 000 towards their projects.

Applications for the first round of the multi-phased competition are open and will close on 27 March.

Aspiring entrepreneurs can enter in teams by logging onto http://www.gsb.uct.ac.za/MTNECbyjumia.

Source: http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/mtn-2016-entrepreneurship-challenge-1st-place-wins/

seun lalasticlala

ChappyChase:
One 419 spotted above me ^^^
BEWARE!!!!

Mr. That comment look more like a joke

As many candidates continue to show displeasure over their poor UTMEresults, some fraudsters have taken advantage of this to defraud the gullible ones in the name of “JAMB Result Upgrading.”
We want to state emphatically here that there is nothing like result upgrading as far as we know.
Anyone parading as a JAMB official or whoever asking you to contact him/her for “JAMB Result Upgrading” or any assistance as regards your UTME Result is nothing but a fraudster.
We wish to advise candidates to beware of such people as you will have yourself to blame at the end of it all. They are all over the internet and bear ridiculous names to grab the attention of undiscerning minds.
Do not fall victim to their scam. You will only end up loosing both ways.
If you feel your JAMB score may not get you admission into your school of choice, you can go for JAMB Change of Course and Institution which will be available soon or better still consider other favorable options which we will unveil in due course.
Please note that you can start printing your Original JAMB Result Slip to get your final UTME official score.

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Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/jamb-score-can-never-upgraded-beware-fraudsters/

how about how to back up a wordpress site?? My site is http://ourschool.com.ng ....can you give it a review and how i can back it up

The National Youth Service Corps has revised the earlier released mobilization time-table for the 2016 Batch “A” service year.

The time-table for the mobilization is now as indicated below:

1. 2015 Batch B Post Mobilisation Workshop: 19th – 21st November 2015

2. 2016 Batch A pre-mobilization workshop: 5th – 9th January 2016

3. Briefing of corps Members/ final year students: 12th – 16th January 2016

4. Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking: 11th – 15th January 2016

5. Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs: 11st – 18th January 2016

6. Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Result for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Re-validation Lists by CPIs: 18th – 30th February 2016

7. Uploading of Corrected Lists by Corps Producing Institutions: 18th – 30th February 2016

8. On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained Nigerian Graduates: 8th – 28th February 2016

9. Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers and NYSC Help Lines/Desks: 8th – 27th February, 2016

10. Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State Deployment and Relocation officers: 8th – 27th February, 2016

11. Online Delivery of Print-Outs to Corps Producing Institutions: 1st – 3rd March, 2016

12. Deployment and Printing of Call-up Letters by ICT Department: 21st – 30th March, 2016

13. Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters: 24th – 30th March, 2016

14. 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream I): 30th March – 18th April, 2016

15. 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream II): 27th April – 16th May, 2016

Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/nysc-revised-2016-batch-mobilization-time-table/

where is lalasticlala?

A man has been arrested in connection with impersonation in the ongoing Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination Conducted by JAMB.

According to reports, the man was caught attempting to sit for the examination for a girl.

While speaking on the issue of impersonation, the JAMB Registrar, Professor Dibu Ojerinde, said that the issue of malpractice has been drastically reduced. However impersonation is still a major problem.

“people want to come in and do the exams for others. However, the fingerprints of candidates are scanned at the entrance and their pictures appear on the computer and you can’t escape that. We caught some impersonators in Anambra or Imo State. They swapped seats, we saw a girl on the screen and a man sitting.” He said.

Source= http://ourschool.com.ng/2016/03/man-arrested-impersonation-ongoing-2016-utme/

emryxleena:


Stop mis-leadinq innocent students..notin like anti-guessing software or negative marking in jamb .. Im a witness ..i wrote mine yesterday and im glad i made 216.. Writing jamb requires a strategy ..
My strategy was starting with the easiest subject to the hardest one .. I started with english(i got 70 in english),chemistry(got 52),physics(got 52) and maths(got 42) ..
And another important trick is to solve all the questions u r familiar with in a ll 4 subjects.then go back and start guessing the rest. It worked for me ..might work for some people out there..

Nice Advert.

Report reaching us has it that the senate has passed a resolution which stipulates that the registration fee for Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination conducted by JAMB yearly will henceforth stand at Two Thousand, Five Hundred Naira (2,500) as against the current Five Thousand six hundred and fifty Naira (5,650)

This followed the adoption of the report of the Senate Committee on Tertiary Institutions and TETFund on the inquiry into the new JAMB admission policy.

Other resolutions reached include that the validity of the UTME Result be extended to three academic sessions and that other JAMB services like the change of Course and institution be made free.

The senators also resolved to amend the JAMB Act to reflect the new resolutions.

The question now is; will JAMB be willing to comply with these resolutions. So while we commend the senate for these resolutions, we equally urge them to ensure that JAMB implement them because that's what truly matters.


Source= http://www.ourschool.com.ng

nnachukz:
Auto reverse activated. Everything must go back to the 80s.

lol

Bisiebae:
if not the majority, I certainly noticed it. Gone are the days you could actually cross check and correct the mistakes, don't fret God is in control.

jambites need know this....lalasticlala, this might be mere assumption sha