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Hey! Hree's a qeiutson... Wahtvree hpapned to lvoe??

Sahke waht ur mmaa gvae u!!

Tshee grlis r rael ctue!

I'm callin PETA for u.... I don't think u [/b]murdered [b] that chicken in a humane way

Did guy suppose go bleach... I think he needs special allowance to do so

This was blasphemy... Even robocop wey suppose represent Jesus was walkin on puddle water... Man is bound to earth without Jesus!.........



K?

Drake in drag....smh for my MBs

After joblessly readin thru every post on this thread, after subsequent analyzation with adequate dissection, I'm come to my final scientific conclusion........


..........Dj Harry potter is afraid to use his "wand"

Waspy: What's with the Baloguns posting toilet pics?......just last week we saw yet another shiiting pics of Tee Bliz, making it the third of its kind

Itz naija britney n k-fed! Duh... History repeats u kno. No big deal

Erm from what I'm hearin here, thst wuz like a drive by, are u tellin me there r ghettos in seattle? Washington loun loun... N I was plannin on movin thr to settle...

Hmmm I'm thinkin of a word, can't remember...

4 letters... Starts with U I think.... Well also ends with U....

Maaan I jus can't get it

You have a firm grasp of the dictum

Makes brain

Transformers... More than meets the eye

[quote author=Big.game]Lol. I remember a nairalander predicting such a thing.
Op glad to hear, hope you didn't contact any STD.
Now Go and do Thanksgiving, it's not easy.[/quote]Didn't u watch minority report? Or read harry potter?? Thrs no such thing as prediction...the op got the idea from the "pre cog" or the person who 'predicts'

Dicts- from the french word dit- to speak(out loud for anyone to hear)

Read betwn the lines
Also I was high when I wrote this

Pictures AND video or it NEVER HAPPENED



*first to add to the poo*

*last week on the hit series "drama in nairaland"

Some random op opened a very sensitive thread spillin his true feeling about a very sensitive topic.....(Pause for dramatic effect)






Then the Internet proceeded to tear him a new as*h+++


Stay tuned for more

Abeg this thread is funny enuff n I haven't seen any profile pics yet

Lkwmd! This thread na die!! *falls into open bag of garri*

Op na serious question??

Most romantic thing? Don't say anythin till at least 1 hour after intimacy.




Sorry had to be controversial...what??!
Star wars geeks wr takin over the thread!

Did I hear u say ur from enugu-UKWU!!!!!

*does the dance*


Lmao sorry I'm drunk, itz festive season lighten up!!!!!

macklef: Abi, na true sef o. *wears kungfu tuxedo*

Goodluck, make I no read headline say dey don beat one naija guy into chinese coma o!!

Lol...I jus realized itz not evrythin that's funny I gats to laugh at... I no be hyena now........lol

Jesus said love each other

Oh right..... that reminds me to NEVER do it with a virgin

Chai!!!! See how dem jus dey *drippin swagu* I dey feel am DIE!

U sure say dey never kidnap d babe for dat side? Omo na to kak up, arm urself n go save ur babe jackie chan style...

Make I buy u plane ticket sef...

That akward moment when u accidentally make out with ur mom, while accidentally snappin a pic of it, and then accidentally postin it on facebook

All they need is a nanny who sings n we've got the black sound of music! Or mariah poppins!

Hi fives myself* I'm awesome!

U look like tom sawyer, or is it huckleberry finn?

....Johnny appleseed! Yes!

Well let's see demons r afraid of those best equiped to fight them... And those r atheists who aren't betting the farm on the hope that God will come n save them in the last minute...

Athiests r focused n cool!
Jus ask sam and dean winchester of supernatural, demons dey think twice wit them...

Gbam! Whr and what is my prize?