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Op compress this thin to one paragraph abeg now why like dis?

Abo fe b'aboki ja??


#teamA.D.D

This ronaldo sef....

Started from the streets now he defines class! Too classy! Nouveau riche indeed..


#teamimnext

Cough*federline!*coughcough

U kno what?* takes a drag of my cigarette* replace this doucebag with a model in bikini and I'm sure you'll sell every single loaf


Chai I don dey watch too much madmen, see as I dey form Don Draper!

If ur havin girl problems I feel bad for u son,

I got 99 probs but a ----- aint one, Hit me!!

Pls God jus let 200 mil enter my pocket, I won't disturb anyone ever again. I go jus dissapear! Off the grid!!

like a dis like a dat

Go big or go home... U go girl!!

Wait!!! Is thr any such thing as fake b.reas.t cancer

O Lord have mercy.... Is she halfwhite?

How to love? Lmfao ask lil wayne *laughin in fulani* why like dis?

Danhumprey: What's with the bolded? What was so special about him this year that would have made much people to have searched for him on Google?

Or what it his transfer from Real Madrid to Napoli?

Gonzalo higuain wey get swag pass c ronaldo? Abeg game recognize game

all4naija: I don't see super-cars there,man. You guys are overly exaggerating the whole scenario here!

Shey until the car go dey transform like transformer na when u go no say na "supercar" ni? Maaaaan open eye

In creepiest voice*; could u..er...*sweating* could u sit on my face??






Whoa sorry peeps my nairaland account was hacked

*cryin in fulani* why like dis?

Na wa o!!

I'm gonna create a post called 'monkeys in outer space. What's ur take?'

I bet it makes front page

AVb u dey chop am flenty goals y like dis

- hotspurs board of directors

Some wives do does that, but they r jus havin backup jus in case cuz u know how men r fickle n crazy sometimes

Child abuse!! Shey d pikin tell u say he wan follow God yan?

Pics!!! Or he doesn't exist...

Anyway I think u can benefit from my premium package: stalking 101

Good luck!

proficienc: Loool! u just cracked my rib. People like u 'should cme forward and take ur punishment'.

I know, I'm bad

Iro oshi! If that's a guy then I'm a pink elephant

Mummytea: U make me laugh!

Jus doin my job, ma'am

nikpet2: hello pals,,
i really dont know how to do this before this will be my first time to seek for a advice or write a topic on here,
i really need an advice,,
there was a girl that we went to school together and during this time we never talked to eachother because i had a girl back then, but i really like this girl but i love my girlfriend so much too back then and i dont wanna betray her,, after years passby me and my girlfriend brokeup , i later found the girl i was talking about and i collect her number and woe her, she told me she cant date me because she knew i was kinda bad guy when we are in school, but i told her am a changed guy and am ready to be in a serious relationship with her if she can be my girl,, after some weeks she angreed, we started dating and i got so inlove with this babe and after 5 months we've been dating, i called her one sunday afternoon and she didnt pick my call and she later send me a message that shes not interested in me she have a boyfriend and she hate me alot and she never want to see me again.. then a call later came in and there was a guy on the line and he told me he's my girlfriend elder brother and hers ister has been crying since sunday evening,, i was so confused because i dont whats going on or what i did wrong,, he asked me to come to a place so we can meet and talk.. i went and i met him and i explained everything to him.... he told me hes gonna speak with my girlfriend,, i feel kinda relieved..later this evening he called me back that my girlfriend is with him and asked me to come amd meet him the same spot we met the other time.. i went there and to my surprised he told me hes my girl boyfriend and when i asked her she cant even deny it.,, he told me he was just trying to know whats going on,, and my so called girl always put the phone on speaker anytime i call her and always show him the conversations between me and her on whatsapp.. i was so surprised and i dont even know what to do,,the guy warned me to back off from his girl... the girl wanted to start leaving but the guy started rough handling her and shouting on her,, i really dont know what to do,, i love this girl alot and the guy she loves right now is maltreating her,,, i really need an advice because am heartbroken right now. im confused because i dont know why she said yes in the first place,, have fallen inlove with this girl alot and i still love her alot,,, please i need an advice,, should i leave her or still go after her thank you alot... cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Uknowha? Send me the complete script n we will get ur film into production when ASUU finish strike, walai trust me

Callin child services*

This pikin go too stubborn later in life,
Im go dey cAll him mama "vitafoam"

*tear race*

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