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See fp topic... Nairaland don kpain like arsnal

[quote author=Katier00 ]Lolz google ke?[/quote]Not jokin u should find the pregtest app on google(its a real thing), I think u just pee on ur phone screen or sumtin...

What a world!!

Better yet, avoid all women!

#teamnohomo

[quote author=van-helsing2099]Hmmmm



E.T.T




Am gunna kill mysef oooo[/quote]Make it snappy

I think u should ask google for 100 percent confirmation or disproval

What a babe! I'd marry her n have her kids!!

Me likey!

Howfarna------1.(adjective)Word(Nigerian Origin) most synonymous to the description of an object that causes a multidude(or mass) of people to...... Turn and run in the opposite direction


Excerpt from Oxford dict. Of jagbajantis


Howfarna!

I 2nd thatt ASUU is to blame

Skelebuuuu!? Lmao I never hear....

The strongest superhero is God

I actually started out with an android(samsung), then decided to use bb later cuz of all the hype..... So I'm goin in reverse of u all, Antichrist tinz!!!

Not too brag but been a fan since he was in "she's all that" in 98. He was supposed to be playin this jerk of a jock, but i could tell in real life he was prolly a nice guy.... RIP du

omniwater007: If swimming is a good exercise to
stay FIT, why are
whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium
where people SIT,
called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go
to HEAVEN but
nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination even in
chess as the WHITE piece is moved
FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM
of SPEECH, then
why do we have TELEPHONE
BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES
then why do banks
have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its
BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING
when its already
BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP
others, what
are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK
and DRIVE why do
bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are
In Debt, Where
Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With
Improved Taste, Who
Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder
Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole
Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copy wrote The Copyright
Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water..?
Why do Round Pizza come in a
Square Box..?
Why Do People Say "You've Been
Working Like A Dog"
When Dogs Just Sit Around All
Day..??
We all are Living in a seriously
funny world..!!!

These questions make sense die!!

Alfa Seltzer: What's wrong in wanting to handle a real gun? Are soldiers not handling real guns?

If we follow your twisted one sided logic, toy cars may make kids want to steal cars when they grow up. Toy barbie dolls will make girls want to become prostitutes, etc.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

Shaq can get a standing MA

Fredette and Georgina Weasley!!

*packing bags* abeg who wan pay my schoolfees

Babe

This is a joke right? Right??

Dey no born dbanj well to talk to kim kardashian P.A

Omo see passion! He wanted it from the start...

Is that cedric diggory?

[quote author=BushyA55.Banger]wetin metrosexual means?[/quote]It means someone who would rather have sex with themself

Eto weeeeeell done*slow clap*

Oga u dey use nairaland do season film abi?!? If I hear say I comebak...

He wants his precious!!!!