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You should have separated them long ago. Send Mofo, I mean Mfon to his uncle in Kandahar, Afganistan and Isreal to uncle Donatus in Zimbabwe. RIP to the deceased though.

You should have separated them long ago. Send Mofo, I mean Mfon to his uncle inKandahar, Afganistan and Isreal to uncle Donatus in Zimbabwe. RIP to the deceased though.

I hope he is a native doctor because no reasonable Medical doctor embark on a frivolous journey just to give an ugly painting to a fake celebrity. Is there no orphanage or IDP camps he can visit and show love. Misplaced priority or show of shame if you ask me.
Anyway, my opinion doesnt count, so I will maintain my lane.

This story abuse my intellectual kama sutra and therefore cannot be true. Even if its true then Mr. OP you are daft to think that those men are after your sperm, why would they bother about sperm when they can grab the imbercile the produced the sperm and use him for money ritual instead.
God Forgives Us All.

Up till today I cant turn an egg on a frying pan succesfully like those Abokiis them (me shayi) despite being a good cook courtesy of boarding school. As for the first meal I made, well........my memory is really fuzzy cos its was long long long time ago.

Man Utd fans no deh dat stadium abi? una see David Moyes there and una no flog am, even if na small knock for head I for happy small.
Anyway, welcome to Naija Mr. David Moyes.

Thats what happens if you forgot to update the anti-virus in your brain. Romantic or not, its absolutely unnecessary. Well, what do I know sef.

Hala Madrid, CR7 pls bring back the trophy and shame those imberciles at Nunu camping ground. Up Man Utd

banmee:
It is not his fault. Nigerians don't understand subtle humor and wit. If a joke is not embellished they will never understand it. The average Nigerian's mind is dull and vacant, so you have to stress everything for it to sink in.

Guy, you really understand this country. That's the main reason most of our comedians are just noice makers, they will be shouting and jumping just to tell a stale joke but you have to laugh not because the joke is funny or anything but for their action.

Wake me up when the lawyer add the corresponding interest with regard to current exchange rate. Yes!!, I am that wicked.

I take God beg una, make una no kill am abeg because I smell jungle justice.

See wetin Iniesta's people deh do, thats it....I am boycotting Spanish Laliga, Who's with me?!!

My dear Lagos people, can we borrow Ambode to my state for just 6 month, please. The Deputy will fit very well.

The Trimming never reach her Head ni?

What the fuckalabubu!!!
Be honest lady! Just admit that your own is over-stretched and not pleasing to the eyes. What did you do when they asked for boobi pics?
Anyway, sorry perverts there is no picture.

Na nyansh gym she go ni? abeg no mess for my face biko.

Lol, His village witches have finally found the car's chasis number.

In Hollywood movies, their Police officers always look smart, well kitted and confident.
But our own Nollywood police will be looking like rejected sacrifice. We have a long way to go.

Na una sabi, rascals hiding behind human rights but covertly arming terrorist everywhere.

I don't blame her, but the idiots going from one kolobrity's instagram page to another looking for things to insult our collective sensibilities.
You seek attention and get offended when you are given the attention, bunch of useless yeyebrities with diminishing IQ.
Next news pls.

fpeter:
underage marriage is the "CAUSER"

And her parents are the "CAUSEE".

WTF, 20k for a baby croc? the croc deh talk? abi e deh wash cloth? Carry am go donate for zoo abeg.

This is trash reportage, how can you insult and assault someone on the phone all the way in USA?
This useless news has no head or tail.

Madam you opened your legs yakata because of that fact, tell us something new. You no even get shame using babymamarism as a profession, its a pity.

Mr Ex-Governor, we want names and amount collected, just forget long grammar.
Long statement doesnt epp nobody.

Jesus Christ Of Middle East!
What have we done to deserve this na??
See nyash weh fit break coconut.

Wetin carry Korede Bello go there na?

Damage control? He only tested negative to protect her image and endorsements.

They were drunk, all of the idhots. As for Illbliss, change or modify your name like 2baba

Who put ogbono soup for the track? the president must hear this. Rip to the deceased and quick recovery to injured ones.

Op She get cheekbones? I love girls with well pronounced cheek bones.

Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!
Guys are wicked!! chai!!
So, wetin come remain for her husband and future children? nothing to suck.
Maybe the man will lick the slippers and her children will be using straw.