Politics / Re: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by Jeanfortune(f): 1:37am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Aksonman:
Dear Rev Mbaka, God told me to tell you that; YES the healthiest bird in your 'spiritual drama' indeed represented Goodluck Jonathan BUT the Bird cage you put forward represented ASO ROCK. The 3 birds that flew away represented Buhari (oldest), Osinbajo (Younger) and Tinubu (sickest), they flew away because the Cage (Aso Rock) belonged to the healthiest bird (Jonathan) for now, hence no vacancy for other birds. The other birds (Buhari, Osinbajo and Tinubu) flew into the wilderness where mother nature will deal with them for all their sins. mieennn!!..., this ur understanding na die 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: 7 Things Fr. Mbaka Got Absolutely Wrong by Jeanfortune(f): 1:16am On Jan 04, 2015 |
ajoguegbe: The first person to support Buharis APC on this thread came with a lot of insults characteristic of their nature. Even a muslim cleric said he criticized Jonathan and there was not reaction, but when he criticized Buhari, he received death threats. Whatever Jihadic demons posseses any supporter of buhari must be strong but God will deliver the rest of the nation from this delusion
seriously, i wonder whats with those set of supporters 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Five Texting Mistakes Guys Make When Chatting With A Girl. by Jeanfortune(f): 11:09am On Jan 03, 2015 |
1one: Confessing your feelings over text is not always bad, for some people, that's the next best logical thing to do... The consequence of holding out too long may result in the guy/girl being put in one of those C-X(Zones).... Where C=X= any number of titles below B(oyfriend) or G(irlfriend)
The key is to know the personality of the person you're chatting with, be sensitive to their psyche and temperament. An average Melancholic would prefer that you told them how you feel instead of just dragging on and on. You ve got a point here tho, and that relationship maths u calculated up there, hmmm...., no be here o 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Five Texting Mistakes Guys Make When Chatting With A Girl. by Jeanfortune(f): 11:06am On Jan 03, 2015 |
luigiajah: Well Said Chibwike..... The Stuff Is Guys.. Never Reveal Your Feelings Online.. Only If You'll create a website online to show how much you love her.... Plus There's A Huge Difference When She's Just Reading The Text And When You're Looking Into Her Eyes And Telling Her What You Feel yeah, there is huge difference there |
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Nollywood Stars Who Dumped Christianity For Islam by Jeanfortune(f): 12:35am On Dec 28, 2014 |
ddippset: of all, Laide Bakare is the most honest; she met a man named ATM and converted to islam. i wonder what she could have done if his name was CBN. lol., she would have ask her mother to give birth to her again but as a muslim 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by Jeanfortune(f): 4:20am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Crocz: I can't believe a man would allow another man to drill him naija guy for that matter, i thought the whites were d only ones interested in this shit 1 Like |
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Celebrities / Re: President Jonathan’s Daughter, Ine Sets To Wed; Releases Pre-wedding Pictures by Jeanfortune(f): 9:51pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Tolexander: The groom is very smart!
He has to hasten the wedding before Jonathan vacates the presidency in May. Which guy doesn't want a presidential honor on his wedding day! lol 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Gets 44.5 Million Naira Campaign Funding by Jeanfortune(f): 8:18am On Dec 24, 2014 |
9jvirgin: 44000000 divided by 100 gives you the number of expected voters .....if the number rises, the permutation will be re-calculated. Could this be a strategy? u have a point tho, could be a strategy |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by Jeanfortune(f): 2:07pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Hmmm, Tiffany darling, thanks for the acknowledgment 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About The "Green Light" by Jeanfortune(f): 11:51am On Dec 17, 2014 |
jaybee3:
But na true na
Why invest in something for years then receive zilch return at the end of it?
It simply ain't worth it
abeg dash me any light this morning jare u dey find light abi |
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About The "Green Light" by Jeanfortune(f): 9:46am On Dec 17, 2014 |
jaybee3:
So you are comfortable mortgaging your time, wallet and fragile heart on a mere promise? hehehe, this got me laughing, 'mortgaging ur time' indeed |
Romance / Re: Lets Talk About The "Green Light" by Jeanfortune(f): 9:44am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Dannylux: It'd be awkward asking someone these set of questions. I'd read right through the girl's intention when these questions suddenly pop up in our conversation. You're already making your intention known to the person with such questions so you'd still get heart broken if you eventually discover you're not her type.
Questions like these do bring up other boys into the conversation and that's not Good for your agenda. When she'd try to use one of your friends to describe the kind of person she likes? isn't that worse than getting a no for a response? much more worse |
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Have An Opposite Sex Bestie by Jeanfortune(f): 3:49am On Dec 17, 2014 |
frisby: I think the topic should read "5 reasons to have a male bestie"
I'm not saying this because I'm a guy. But guys are better configured by nature for friendship. Doing it slow but steady. May not be all about excitement and getting matching Tshirts or shrieking @ the top of our voices or walking everywhere hand in hand, But about allowing ur bud a place in ur heart inspite of how we feel @ the moment.
People do not automatically change their attitudes simply because they're now friends with the opposite gender. An easily irritable person willl remain so, a proud person, same. An unforgiving person, same.
In MOST cases, (didn't say all) friendships btwn a lady n a guy work very well because the guy is naturally a great friend and is making a lot of compromises (not talking about gifts or anything here o) and same guy (if u check) will also be a great friend to other guys. It is who he is. He is naturally that way (I know some guys can be the exact opposite and pick on otherwise insignificant errors)
for example, I can go for 6 months without a single "quarrel" with my female buds. Heck! There's is this particular one, we've been friends since 2010 and we've only had a fight once. It was mild and lasted less than 30mins...after that it was as if nothing even happened.
Another one I've known since 2008 and the only thing we've had that's close to a fight was because I was i'll and kept it from her. Ps: one of them is someone that's considered by immediate family to be of bad attitude. (makes u wonder if love isn't supposed to "cover a multitude of sins"....)
But does that mean there are no issues that could've wrecked the friendship a thousand times over? NO! But I just lack d energy to follow up on another person's errors, when there are so many positive things to focus on. I very easily brush aside some actions, words etc that I'm sure she would blow to high heavens if we swapped shoes.
I apologize if this sounded by any chance like I'm tooting my own horn. But I'm merely pointing out that what makes ANY relationship work isn't primarily sex, but the attitudes of the persons involved.. dude or dame. We should learn to amplify the good aspects of our friends n overlook (the ones we can't correct) as much we can, the rotten sides. No human is perfect, but if we all can learn to be a little less self centered, and make compromises for the sake of love, then we all CAN get along. hmmm... U make a whole lot of sseennsseee |
Literature / Re: The Day The World Ended by Jeanfortune(f): 3:35am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Royver:
Thanks Ruth. Yes it is the end. A new world begins for the Richards family and everyone else. There might be a sequel, maybe. a sequel? Is that what i heard? Hark! I pray thee, may i not be left out of this when thou finally make up thine mind about this sequel |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by Jeanfortune(f): 7:54pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Am lost, what crime did Tara commit? 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Deceitful Couple by Jeanfortune(f): 9:40am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Oh TiffanyJ, u ve done so well with this story, u keep wowing with each update, welldone jor, but all this twist u are sharing in this story, there is God o, and by the way, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO YOU 1 Like |
Literature / Re: WEEKLY INTERVIEW THREAD....(A Subsidiary Of Dammysammytv) by Jeanfortune(f): 2:17pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
Emzypaz: The interview resumes this weekend by God's grace. But we are yet to decide who will be interviewed. Kingphilip. Lets come to a conclusion. I want us to interview a poet. I have my eyes on OMA4U or Texanomaly. Jigsawkillah too. hey guys so sorry ve been offline, had some issues..., talking about poets, that would be cool and trust me the poem section is mindblowing, so pleaseee lets do poets and yes lets start with OMA4U |
Literature / Re: Generation To Generations... by Jeanfortune(f): 12:59pm On Nov 15, 2014 |
Queenxstar: I've been anticipating your comment like.... kilode and Yes, you didn't disappoint me.
Is it now okay to commit offense because it will forgiven at the mention of SORRY.
I LOVE YOU DEAR JEAN!!! awwww!!, thanks |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Collaborative Poetry Competition (season One) by Jeanfortune(f): 5:09am On Nov 15, 2014 |
Royver: hmn... Alone, Forlorn, Feel Deboned.
Waiting Anticipating Krystalxxxing Why are you missing
3days To go we have to Collabo...
Reading Perusing These pages Are enthusing
Guys And Ladies Hooking up with word candies
Krystalxxx Come on Add me up Abeg no vexxx
Let's teach these kids the meaning of true verse!
seriously 'kids' like me ve got muuucchh to learn |
Literature / Re: ANOTHER WEDDING.......A Play (sequel To Just Wedded) by Jeanfortune(f): 4:10pm On Nov 12, 2014 |
DOMAWOLEYE: There is no Drama without an audience, the Monkey need Trees to display his Skills, the Flowers have no glory save for the Sun!
I want to use this Opportunity to say a big "THANK YOU" to each and every one that spurred me to the completion of this series. as a matter of fact, I would not have completed this work due to my very tight schedule. but when ever I log on NL and I see your comments, I am moved to create time and scribble something down.
personally I wish to thank the under listed wonderful People in no particular Order, but I must specially thank Crislyn and OnosJ for pushing me. BIBIE01 ONOSJ JOLLYJOY EPHHAY JEANFORTUNE SEBAK TITIGOLD SEUNVIJU OLUFUMMY02 BECKYTEE CRISLYN JASMINELILIAN PRETTYSPICEY (I RESPECT) COSTLYBABE ODEDEREJANET CHARIJEE MERCYLEE JEANFORTUNE MISSUNIVERSE DUNBLESSING PRINCESSSUSSAN.
I can not forget Divepen for his numerous contributions in coordinating activities on NL Literature forum. Kudos Guys you all rock. God bless you all. and thank u too |
Literature / Re: Generation To Generations... by Jeanfortune(f): 6:24am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Hmmm.... They want forgiveness... And someone will quote 'to err is human, to forgive is divine' SMH, the life of a young vibrant man that would have probably been the next president of his country was cut short just like that, and now they want forgiveness!.... Mtcheeewww |
Literature / Re: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by Jeanfortune(f): 8:13pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Zeinymira: Outstanding as always Thumbs up to you aunty Repo
Don't know whose side to be on Evie or Zinny Criously,love or r/ship is not a rehab centre I don't understand why Mofe has to start a r/ship when he's stuck in the past I hope Evie will be compensated greatly if and when Mofe leaves her. hahahaha, so we both share the same thought |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Jeanfortune(f): 6:31pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
I vote Jennimma, i just hope am not late |
Literature / Re: ANOTHER WEDDING.......A Play (sequel To Just Wedded) by Jeanfortune(f): 1:00pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
i couldnt help laugh at the last update, New African Bible indeed! 1 Like |
Literature / Re: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Jeanfortune(f): 8:06am On Oct 31, 2014 |
KingzPen: This story is due for FP...
Really Really Due... A 9Months Pregnancy Can't Be Hidden Na, Even If The Mama Wear Jalamia or Agbada...
Mod do Something Fast... then lets go to the front page section and nominate this story, thats the least we can do |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Jeanfortune(f): 1:51pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
lordhugo:
Francistony will get special tin! (Extremly sef) While you Rilwayne001 will get just something.
TEAM ROZZAY! - EQUAL SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE this guy sef, u ve a way of brainwashing people o, anyways i like ur campaign spirit |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Jeanfortune(f): 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2014 |
cupidora: How about u collapse your own structure into mine? Sounds better that way. Besides,my innermost intentions for NL can only be expressed by me. Thank u hmmmn.... am impressed by d above, talk about someone who can stand up for herself |
Literature / Re: The Magi by Jeanfortune(f): 11:03am On Oct 30, 2014 |
SMALLPENIS, so now u are male? hmmm.. and by d way ur moniker, why dont u adjust it a little |
Poems For Review / Re: Nairaland Collaborative Poetry Competition (season One) by Jeanfortune(f): 7:42am On Oct 30, 2014 |
God knows am enjoying the write-ups here and to think that this is just the tip, i wonder whats gonna happen to me when these poets go into full gear, WELLDONE GREAT POETS 1 Like |
Literature / Re: The Magi by Jeanfortune(f): 7:36am On Oct 30, 2014 |
whats Simon up to looking at the bottom of a magi, SMH, urrmm, Nimen, i thought Gabore is dead, or isint he Aiden's master that was shot before him? |
Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Jeanfortune(f): 9:11pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
viewing this thread, shadowprime, hehehe i dey suspect something o |