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Literature / Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by Jeanfortune(f): 9:32am On Aug 02, 2014
JeffreyJamez: Rukky the scheming devil lol.......Caleb it has turn to a ghen ghen something!!...... and my Stella (I love this kid and her observation mode way of life ).....Mama P I'm getting too attached to this characters o...lol see the power of your pen?!lol....fantastic work and do have a great weekend.

...such a scheming Rukky, this little kids just dont understand d ways of grown up huh?, hmmn...i feel for Mr. Caleb
Literature / Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by Jeanfortune(f): 3:36am On Jul 31, 2014
if u ask me, methinks this story should be nickname "operation marry ur son's class teacher", cos all hands are on deck to make sure that happens

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Romance / Re: Who Are The Pretty Girls/cute Guys On Nairaland by Jeanfortune(f): 3:18am On Jul 31, 2014
@Ladystewie, saw d mention, thanks tho, buh for d question, really cant say, cos ve nt gone round checking peeps profile
Literature / Re: Restless...story Of A Survivor. by Jeanfortune(f): 3:04am On Jul 31, 2014
ehen!! "looked straight into her eyes", and then what happened next, o Mr. Dom, please finish this thing, just too impatient to watch Derby finish this stupid Carol for me
Literature / Re: The Next Voice You Hear... by Jeanfortune(f): 2:56am On Jul 31, 2014
hahahaha, i wished this was real, imagine Naija polythiefcians actually returning monies they stole, pastors selling their private jets at give away prices and giving the proceeds to the poor, mushroom churches folding up!!!! ye!! Naija would ve been a better place u know

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Literature / Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by Jeanfortune(f): 3:57am On Jul 26, 2014
LogoDWhiz:

From me, your surname and maybe the way you write.. U seem kinda exposed..

Lovely updates btw. Can u make it more per day?

thats to tell ya, there are still brilliant Nigerians around inspite of our bad education system, and hey, more updates per day!! be considerate na, she's making it 4times a week, isn't that okay?? huh?
Literature / Re: Take Me As I Am - A Love Story by Jeanfortune(f): 3:53am On Jul 26, 2014
ha!! Spiceymundo, this is mindblowing, hot and fresh from d kitchen, like Lawconfessor said, u are good and have a good way of articulating this goodness of urs.... by d way thanks for d tag, sorry its coming late, was kinda tied down
Family / Re: I Kept My Wife’s Corpse In A Room For Three Months Hoping She Would Wake Up –edw by Jeanfortune(f): 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2014
PastorOluT: I don't know why all d fuss about him re-marrying? The fact that he remarried doesn't mean he loved her less or wasn't true to his words, he simply came back to reality after almost losing it; besides u all read when he said she appeared to him in the dream in that regard.

...and u believed that??
Family / Re: I Kept My Wife’s Corpse In A Room For Three Months Hoping She Would Wake Up –edw by Jeanfortune(f): 2:19pm On Jul 19, 2014
RoyalRoy:
Then stop making comments if you cant read the whole news.


******----

I am stunned at how quick most men want to remarry after losing their wives. You spend 32 years of ur life with someone and in just 3yrs all that memory is overtaken and its okay to marry again even at age 61?

I agree lonliness is a major reason for this but........ it seems akward that after all the glorious words and claims of love you can still readily fall for another.

Different Strokes.... S

i was wondering the same thing u know..
Literature / Re: The Complete Assassin by Jeanfortune(f): 3:15pm On Jul 15, 2014
tohero: I won't believe we have gone so far like that with the hunger u gave us if someone told me. Seeing all these updates makes me remember time before the actions of team #stellaja and deadly sheila. I am still looking forward to the hottest car chase oooooooo

thought we agreed on #teamstevellajames
Literature / Re: The Day The World Ended by Jeanfortune(f): 3:01pm On Jul 15, 2014
JeffreyJamez: I just hope Royver is OK because this is unusual

unusual?? i dont think so
Romance / Re: Who Would You Save, Your Lover Or Your Mom? by Jeanfortune(f): 10:45pm On Jul 12, 2014
lets just pray and hope we are not found in such situations, cos u cannot seriously, deep down in ur heart abandon d one u claim to love, and mind u, u sure love them both(ur mum and lover)
Nairaland / General / Re: Getting Out Of The Friend Zone: 7 Easy Steps by Jeanfortune(f): 9:10am On Jul 12, 2014
watchthisposter: 7 steps?

1 easy step to get out of the friendzone.

Stand in front of a mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "she's not into me" 77 times. At the end dress up, go out and meet other people/get a life and stop obsessing. Works every time.

hahahaha.... guy u harsh o, seems like u r angry at d OP's seven steps

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Jokes Etc / Re: Charly Boy Writes A Touching Letter To God. (must Read) by Jeanfortune(f): 2:39pm On Jul 04, 2014
Lordabas: how can the mods move a potential front page material to the jokes section? Silly! undecided

meself i wonder o.. cos the issues raised here are quite serious, and they need answers FAST before someone goes to hell unnecessary
Literature / Re: Restless...story Of A Survivor. by Jeanfortune(f): 7:42am On Jun 30, 2014
oh!!, this story, this story, i just wanna cry, why did Derby have to loose dat babyy na, i hope captain AY doesnt die, dear Lord pls keep him safe at least for d sake of Derby

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Literature / Re: Restless...story Of A Survivor. by Jeanfortune(f): 4:27am On Jun 28, 2014
ha!!!, what happened here??
Romance / Re: Can A Nigerian Guy Ever Serenade His Lover? by Jeanfortune(f): 8:57am On Oct 16, 2013
Tuntheycr7: Serenade ko Serenbe ni
OP if you hav been planin to do dat, u had beta dnt try it b4 u wud brings out ya Guiter street vigillante or Police don arrest u for suspected armed robber. If vigillante did you are safe but if na Police..... You knw d rest na

if na police, there are two things involved
Celebrities / Re: When Will 9ja Celebs Start Using These Type Of Cars? by Jeanfortune(f): 4:59am On Oct 15, 2013
Abbey2sam: Can they save up to that amount?


we dnt need to save, u guys will buy it for us
Celebrities / Re: When Will 9ja Celebs Start Using These Type Of Cars? by Jeanfortune(f): 4:57am On Oct 15, 2013
DJDOLA: Nonesense how all does car better pass keke maruwa

bros me i woder o
Romance / Re: Photo: Shameless Couple Doing "It" In A Public Toilet. by Jeanfortune(f): 4:52am On Oct 15, 2013
armyofone: the guy is the only one enjoying the whole toilet drama. Imagine all the hard work used in bending down, waist pain, picking up germs, breathing smelling toilet etc women don suffer, kai.


just imagine the nonscience... sorry sense
Investment / Re: Information On Shares, Stocks And General Investment by Jeanfortune(f): 4:37am On Oct 15, 2013
stockbull: you should be definite

i mean stocks and shares buying, hw do i know when its safe to buy, where its best to buy and stuffs like that
Investment / Information On Shares, Stocks And General Investment by Jeanfortune(f): 5:14pm On Oct 11, 2013
hello peeps, uhmm... despite all the stuffs i ve been hearing about this, still dont know how to go about it, need some nice and understanding individuals to enlighten me, thanks in advance
Romance / Re: Girl Invited Me Over For The Night.. by Jeanfortune(f): 4:20pm On Oct 11, 2013
sexkillz: And you created this thread because?



because he wants to let us know how unmanly he behaved.
Romance / Re: “I Still Want To Marry Genevieve Nnaji” – D’banj by Jeanfortune(f): 4:09pm On Oct 11, 2013
like seriously....?
Romance / Re: Man Padlocks Girlfriend's Pant To Prevent Her From Cheating (photos) by Jeanfortune(f): 3:41pm On Oct 11, 2013
oxygen47: Ofurukpe girl friend
I think she's enjoying d captivity

U think say e easy to get bf wey get enuf time to buy padlock dey lock d place every morning
THE GUY IS VERY CARING ABEG grin



overcaring dey worry d guy, infact this is sooo romantic
Business / Re: Things Super-Successful People Do Before 8am by Jeanfortune(f): 3:26pm On Oct 11, 2013
3ace: Ofcourse, you have to be in total control of your time before you can practice these everyday. Only super successful people have the time because they are not salary earners. How me wey enter around 11pm feeling tired go wake up for 4am dey do exercise when I should be preparing for work again. God abeg, change my level to a higher one.

AMEN
Crime / Re: Police Inspector Arrested For Accidental Discharge by Jeanfortune(f): 12:17pm On May 06, 2013
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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Aregbesola Phone Theft Judgment by Jeanfortune(f): 12:05pm On May 06, 2013
martin92: Imagine. Only 50k fone ?. Wen the person dat stole my android and laptop worth 150k spent only 2months in prison. Does it mean dat the executive nw influences the judgement of the judiciary ?
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ur own better ni, the person wey thief my own, them no even catch
Politics / Re: 2015: Merger Parties Pick Buhari by Jeanfortune(f): 11:47am On May 06, 2013
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Nairaland / General / Re: Men Or Women: Who Farts The Most? by Jeanfortune(f): 5:36am On May 01, 2013
una don use style derail abi na digress from d matter (i no kan sabi sef), bw man and woman who 'mess' pass, simple... as for sexkilz, u gon, u need brain user manual (na me speak dt thing)
Politics / Re: Woman Removes Man's Teeth With Slap. by Jeanfortune(f): 4:52am On May 01, 2013
why adjourned the case again after the accused has pleaded guilty of the crime committed? ??


ME I WONDER OOO
Politics / Re: Man Jailed For 45yrs For Stealing Aregbesola’s Phone by Jeanfortune(f): 4:34am On May 01, 2013
whether 10 or 45, if na me be that guy, when i come out of prison,(that is if i dey alive come out) i dey go steal president phone

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