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As yr goes by, it deteriorates. tot tins shld get beta bt in Naija, it tins decline as yr goes by

Who pour hot oil for her face

JUST PASSING!!!!!

so, some peeps can die
IBB, OBJ,........, becareful ooo!!!1

Hassan11: Which of these did u do when u were a child?
1. Mix garri in ur beans porridge?

2. Crack bone and suck out d marrow?

3. Finish food first b4 eating the meat?

5. Dip ur drug inside garri or Eba to enable it to pass thru ur throat without touching your tongue?

6. Write ur name on a piece of paper and slot it inside ur pen 4 identification.

agb2011: They wil obey if u (lie 2 them)tel them dt a prophet or imam (dependin on ur religion) saw a vision &warnd u nt 2 av an elaborate weddin or else there wil b no child after d weddin.

One of my cousins did dt wen she found out dt her parents want an elaborate weddin 4 her. (Her father is d Baba Ijo of their church). Wen she lied dt a prophet she had never met b4 walked up 2 her and said she must av a simpl wedding or never get pregnant in her life time, they were d ones who wrote d list of d 30guests 2 b invitd 4rm our side.

On d wedding day, there was no 'mo gbo mo ya'. Evrybody ate 2 their satisfaction; d souveneirs went round; no fight no noise. D wedding was PERFECT!!!

It was after d wedding she confessed dt she lied.

Not yet married but planning for next year. Married Nairalanders, kip it flowing cos it is needed

yuzedo: LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Op: Buy her recharge card, Nigerian girls/women dig that!

ABEG USE DS TIN GOD GAVE YOU WITHOUT PAYING FOR SUBSCRIPTION NW. MTCHEEEWWWWW

just passing............zoom off!!!!!!!!

@OP, known fact!!!!!! thank sha for pushing it to my face again
despite that, RSVP is still RICE AND STEW VERY VERY VERY PLENTY

jackie apiah(her eyes r charming)
genevieve nnaji(ageless look always)
stephanie okereke
chioma chukwuka
omotola jalade

beautiful Ladies all the way!!!!








tonto dike , abeg my hand no dey dere
@megxo, Lilian Bach ke

pro01: Looks like they were having a drink together; that's really nice. The standard practice for naija celebs is to desperately 'waylay' international stars along sidewalks, at the airports, or anywhere else a photo op presents itself - and thereafter send the pictures to Linda Ikeji or Iketa.

Genny ain't doing badly at all.

Simply put, you pick d words out of my mouth.......

Rooneyboy: Acidosis pls take note : Nigerian couple ---not couples.

Back to topic---that is what marriage is all about,

Critically speaking the woman looks like a bag of rice, so one could understand the man's frustration.

AND THE MAN LOOKS LIKE OVER AGED HIPPOTAMUS

ds my village peeps oooo

methodman: Hmm....funny enough the allegations about the rate at which those boiz deh drive expensive cars deh real o. I went to a hotel some months back oh boi...come see cars. wen i asked the security man dere if dem deh do conference he simply told me d cars owners were students.

4 Range Rover sports and like 3 latest Toyota camry (Muscle). Me i sharply parked my jalopy somewhere. Atimes i wonder if its truely Yahoo dese guyz do or something else.

jalopy

chucky234: Passion was shown on AIT for three years running,the station grew tired of the soap that's they ditched it into waste bin.
lol

I CALLED AIT THEN, WHAT I WAS TOLD WAS "THEY ARE ON LOCATION"
I BELEIVE DEM STILL DEY LOCATION

NO ONE BUT YOU (NTA 10)
THE RICH ALSO CRY
SECRET OF THE SAND
WHEN YOU ARE MINE (CUANDO SEAS MIA)
THE GARDENERS DAUGHTER
CATALINA AND SEBASTIAN
SECOND CHANCE
Camila
YOUNG AND RESTLESS
EGOLI
ETC

wetin concern my own agbero with njamah overload......jooor ooo, NEXTTTTTT!!!!

jude33084: Wahala gey oh! I wonder Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† τhe christians will sue τhe muslims for?

Abeg, hep me ask them ooooo. this is repulsive and very annoying.

OGA OOOOO!!!!! why can't they reveal her true state instead of allowing this annoying "sources" from saharareporter and others to continue doing this. mtchhhheeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!

Gialmine: Yeah! Dats wat am talkin abt!
Guys should make their proposal more interesting and not just the normal boring dinner type

yes ooooooo

if dis is meant for guys, can i comment on behalf of my bf

HOT BEANS AND PEPPER SOUP WILL DO JUSTICE TO IT

sadeiyare: That one should never eat garri and mango, or one will die.

Lies lies and lies

U WILL HAVE STOMACH UPSET

naijathings: Okay make i share my own.
one early morning during my NYSC in one village in EKITI state.
I was on my was jogging in the early morning and there was this old lady coming towards me.
suddenly a fly went straight into my eye.
the old woman told me not to touch my eye.
she told me to spit on the floor 3 times.
i did it. and the fly came out shap shap like majik.
it has worked for me since then.

another one.

you wan shiet but toilet no dey near you?
rub your abdomen with a little of your own saliva and see. it will give you time to look for a toilet. works like magic.

another one.
when a baby piss on your body it is a blessing.

another one.
do not pick calls with numbers like 66666. LMAO.

cheddarking: Ahh...
Growing up as a 'Razz' boy in a 'Razz' area of Lagos state, I remember these primary school superstitions:

When you see two dogs mating/Gangbang1ng, drive a nail into the ground...and they will be hooked until you 'release' them

When you see a hawk/pigeon/random bird flying about, aim your hand at it, and then pull back your middle/index/any finger and the bird will keep flying round in circles

When you see a bunch of Herons flying about, start singing "Leke Leke, Gbamileke" and white spots will appear on your fingers.

When you spit on the floor, wipe it with your feet or you will get a sore throat...

@SHIT, THEN,START SINGING: SHIT GO URINE COM

LEKE LEKE BAMI LEKE, EYE ADABA BAMI LEKE

Abeg, celebration don finish make I face my work bfor i receive query from my GM

Kslib: AIT--- Algeria inter-racial television
NTA --- Namibia television authority

nairalnders no go wound person oooo, ROTFLMAO

Shey na dem bring dem come field ni 11-0. foot'-table tennis redefined

goallllll!!!!! 8-0

if they have accountant that means all other professions will be available including SPONSORS