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Mystery007:
My brother I did try it oohh but nofin happened. I almost cried. After all d d stress of searching for Agama lizard, chasing and stoning it to death den cutting off its head, drying it b4 pounding, d processes goes on and on and e no work

Baba, u be Babalawo? lmao

This is what happens when a man is weak. Women love strong men. Bros, u never marry o.

the beautiful ones are not yet born.

Bad Dream! Sis u need to pray against spirit husband and children b4 it's too late. a stitch in time...

;Dback to base.it is in her blood, to sell bread still dey hungry am.

may the bastards who did this die of boko haram bullets.

the long and short of it is that there cannot be two kings in one town. se fini.

that is to say, Uncle Barrow, abeg don't probe me. if person pour water for front, e go walk on wet ground"

u see dat's why abortion should be legalised. if u don't need a baby, then there's no need bringing it into the world.

even me, I have penis bumps. yeye people.

just like pelzon wey dey shit. ;Djust like pelzon wey dey shit.

I have always known him as a thug and public nuisance. I now know that there's more. He is also a complete slowpoke and arrogant slowpoke. what relationship has Israel got with Igbos. SMH. Igbos and their funny misconception of history tho.

eventhough it is a Nigerian thing, it is worse with the Igbos. they don't have human feelings when it comes to money matters.

if correct suffering wire ur life, u go know say u fit do any work, introvert or extrovert. suffering unlocks hidden potentials and even creates new abilities. ;Dif correct suffering wire ur life, u go know say u fit do any work, introvert or extrovert. suffering unlocks hidden potentials and even creates new abilities.

make I get one fine bazooka take fire their ass. idiots.

how are they going to do that thing sef? which style are they gonna use? just thinking sha!

he probably has one kidney ;Dhe probably has one kidney

I fear dat thing ehn. Make turkey dey pursue and terrorise me abi? I no do turkey biz.

Eranko lawon people yii sha. this is sad I must say.

this news is very annoying abeg. successfully ruined my day.

moral lesson: when u are sick, consult a doctor. lobatan.

not his fault. this is what u get from a survivor when d vehicle somersaults 7 times. d brain may never remain d same.

dis is so gory. I really sympathise with the parents of this child. so sad.

larion:
This got me laffing loud

Extremely hilarious.

*in Buhari's voice* I want za three of zem.

I hope they used condom sha. I mean the kidnappers.

my vaseline don finish. ehmm some baby oil should do.

she's like see my boobs and yansh. I am available o.

she's like see my boobs and yansh. I am available o.

"beggars strike"

when thugs get married.