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The poster is referring to Flakeey indirectly

Flakeey: Really? Is dat ur profession? how will you help?
abi you wan pump me [
fear dey catch me o

Flakeey, upload your pic first then i will see if you can still be fixed or you have gone beyond repair. I wont pump someone like you

bright007: [s]Nooo...I don't even dream...so it cant happen...[/s]
Does your fart smell after eating egg and beans?

No, cos i dont eat the way you do .
Are you sure you are not suffering from malnutrition ?

Nice one you got me fool, I know you will be foolish enough to read this.

boron10: Lolz, do i tell you i wrote it myself? Saw it somewhere and felt i should share it here. You don't need to be harsh.

Thief next time you should reference the writer

Flakeey: I have been size 8 for over 12yrs, want to add more weight

Flakeey why not upload your pics, let me see how i can help you .

Crazy fat babes go begin dey form sexy now

Subkid: A conversation between two friends:
Akpan: I am proud because myson is in medical college.
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
Akpan: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan is stupyd and akpos is worse. Nice one

copy cat, Keep waiting for comments ok

Your shyt cant make the front page. Waste of time

7K this morning. what do you say . 08081235179. we can talk

Sorry your the only one here excercising your madness at the moment

Nice, but why do people die or faint at the end of jokes ? Larride is that how you faint everyday ?

poster you try no be small

NO, Am very hard working
You are still awake, Do masqurades chase you in you dream ?

I need a galaxy tab 10.1 with 3g + wifi to swap with a galaxy tab p1000 its still very very very neat and its in a pristine condition. I will add cash for a swap.

Kla_zic boi: yes

will u lyk to bcome a pastor(genuine)

No, I dont want to be a pastor, Will you pay my kids School fees

Yes, My short little friend, Can you do booque instead ?

odizzy: if she permmits me "Yes" if e dey pain u go hang ur sef

LOL

AAlozie: Jeezy, say amen 4 me na!

A big AMEN for you, May all your wishes be granted

No
My sister is not your type, Do you think she will do someone as short as you are ?

Prominent Nigerians we need to stand up and Occupy everywhere. Thank you for a start Dele Momodu

NO, Will you stop forming familiarity ?

No, cos i know your a waste of time. Aren't you ?

Poster, I cant even read this, Its too long and looks like a novel.

Yes i have, Do you think am poor ?

ab1x: Dear aunty Dolly,
I am 23 years old and haven't had my period.My little sister-Omonigho is 17 years old and has had her period since she was 13. I'm ashamed to talk about it to my friends because I don't know if I have a problem of developing slowly......... Or does it take longer when you are a boy?
Yours faithfully
Akpos....Hapi Nu week Peeps...

Poster you are as stupid as akpos

Rooms, Mine is filled with cockroaches and bugs like booque's armpit.

AAlozie: I wan bi President!
If I wan marry beautiful wife,
I go order make she come.
If I wan chop better food,
I go order make dem go bring am!
If I wan girlfriend sef,
Na so I go send driver for evening.
I wan bi President wey dem go dey praise!
Every street go carry my name.
I go rename all University for di country.
All di town go carry my name.
If dem publish newspaper or magazine (nairaland) wey curse me even small,
Na bomb I go take teach dem lesson!
If I dey pass for road,
Every person go stand dey wave!

Make una no curse me o! Na my dream bi dat!

Useless man, Keep dreaming when your still struggling to make your WAEC

Adecement2: A little boy walked into his mom and dads room while they were fighting. The dad yelled, "You b*****!" And the mom screamed, "You bas***!"And the little boy said,"Mommy, Daddy what does that mean" And the parents replied"Um...ladies and gentlemen." And with that answer the little boy ran off to bed.
The next night the parents were really Hot, the dad said "Nice tits!" And the mom, "Nice dick!" And the little boy ran into the room and asked, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean" "Um...hats and coats." And with that answer the little boy ran back to bed.
The next day was Thanksgiving and all of the relatives were going to be eating and celebrating at the little boys house. The little boywas on his way up the stairs and ran into the bathroom. When he swungthe door open it hit his dad's elbow, (the dad was shaving and he cut himself) "Sh**!" He bellowed. "Daddy what does that mean" "Um,it is the name of the shaving cream that I'm using, now run downstairs and see what your mom is doing." And with that the little boy did as he was told. Meanwhile his mom was slicing the turkey, and she accidentally put her finger in the wrong place."F***!" She hollered and the little boy said ,"Mommy, what does that mean" "Um, it means I'm cutting the turkey."
DING-DONG the door bell rang and the little boy scampered off to answer it saying: "Hello all of you b***** and b******, hang up your titties and dicks. Dad's up stairs whipping the sh** off of his face and mom's in the kitchen fu**** the turkey!"

Nice

You wont find your buyers here, Post this in the Auto section https://www.nairaland.com/autos

It shares the same engine + parts with higher nissan models.. It just look small in size