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guy tink am from 1a.m to 3a.m dats d best time to tink, na u get d shoe u knw d carton wen go contain am.

rozzay: Babe nyem aka. Hehehehe see queshion, d last time a guy asked me dat wen e hear answer na only am run comot.
He asked me baby pls wat do u want tell me, I replied u r always so busy we hardly have time to make love just get a day off let's do dis thing well
He now said babe is dat all, ok next week tue ill take a day off. Naso tue reach, I go em hus by 8am we start show, till 8pm e run comot for hus 10pm e come bak, I said let's cont he said he has headache, I come think am say sebi I dey my own wen u ask me q(like d OP) now u dey run. So OP no dey ask us such ok

u dey feel say u be superstar for sex abi, u be omomo for d game, if u ask dat one u don kill ursef by ursef.

Misblah: I want a man who would hold me close,look into my eyes, nd say "baby please manage this 5million naira..am kinda broke nw". Is that too much to ask for?

i dey feel am say ur eye dey penetrate pocket. shey u dey study criminology? Cos na u go judge d case after ur bf go tif am.

nana: I don't belong to numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,12,13(na yam),16,18(Say what?),19,21,22,24,25,26,29,30.
Hmm. . .for those that suck the whatever.Hmm. . .na wa o.

why is ur tail moving?

i dey shame for una, deltan na im dey blow gramar here, i go soon table una mata, anyway i represent enerhen in effurun.

danchuzzy: can u arrange dis copied work properly?














PS: Do well to state d source!

na wa for u oo, if person write book he no go put reference before? Wait even me dey wait d reference.

mine is jefflittlecent, all d girls around me calls me a saint, some say am a virgin, some say am a pastor. But am not any of dem ooo

all of una correct, he dey profesy give manchester united tru her chest make dem win dia match.

guy dat one na IGG (initia gra gra) maybe she get mechanic wen dey service d engine for corner den u go be d maga wen go dey pay, or she dey test ur faith, even pastor sef dey hug, give her ur rules, no asking of money, no suprise parkage.

love n sEX are two perpendicular lines, dey bridge @ a point releasing trust as a by product, dating a virgin n leaving her a virgin is not an isue, u just dont want to stress ursef openin a gate for odas to come in freely dats y u leave her a virgin. If u dont want to eat den stop salivating, dont date if u dont want to sex cos its anoda way of breaking ur spouse hrt.

latestsunny: Chelsea followed by barca

guy u dey game, but i like big barca sha.

i left my speech in my office remind me tomorow, i will tell u wat to do.

na true say i no go church today? Maybe na im make me dey read dis post.

i need a beautiful looking intelligent lady for a friend.. Note: am a student, so if u dont like student dont borda ursef, she must be single, or not in a serious relationship, guys beware no near dis topic, i dont do nyash. Call or whatsapp me on 07034599341.

dis ur question is so hard to answer, i cant even make a passerby lady cry, not to talk of my woman, d last time one girl offend me for park wen i shout for as she dey cry i go beg her, n i no knw her before sef.

i go let that soldier know say na training he go, dem no born am violent, i will do everytin humanly posible to have him dismissed by reporting him to quatre guard.

op u forgot to add some to ur question, cos i dont even send frnd request to females, dey do d sending while i do d accepting tins, no be pride ooo. Dia yanga just too much.

respectful
smart .
intelligent.
lively,
not d bug type, cos i need breathing space.

Ewizard: U dnt nid all dis stress wen ure in a rship wit God.

are u going to isolate ur sef cos u are in relationship wit God? God is the only perfect being, remenber i said human not God.

Relationship is the way of connection between two parties.
many of us today, are searching for a perfect lover ignoring the fact that, relationship is never born but creacted.
As a man or a woman, if u are a submissive type, its easier for you to create a lasting relationship. How?
The human attitude/character is an elastic that can be bent to any shape, but this take time, commitment and submissiveness from the other party.
to create a good relationship u must
1. Knw the odd about the person.
2. Knw when he or she is ready to listen.
3. Show a good example with refference.
4. Knw his or her likes n dislike
5. Be transparent in your attitude.
6. Be ready to accomodate.
7. Agree to disagree.
8. Create a healthy atmosphere.
9. E.t.c
(1) knowing the odd is the vital part of a relationshp, the odds are the part that need to be worked on.
(2) knowing when the person is ready to listen is another thing, many @ time, when one sit quietly looking straight in one direction is a sign showing he want to hear sumtin.
(3) for someone to wanting to be like u, he may have seen sumtin good in u, pipo will only speaks of wat u reflect and its your reflection dat will make them want to knw u more.
(4) knowing the persons likes n dislike is knowing how he or she want to be address either gently or throwing the bomb directly, u must also knw dat u cant force one to change, u can only influence one to change
(5) being transparent is simply building the trust from the start, u must understand that pipo like moving wit whom they can trust, you must let ur yes be YES n ur no be NO.
(6) for ur to accomodate, u must learn to let go, free ur mind from the past, not reminding the person of his past doings.
(7) remember you must not win every argument, let every equation be balanced.
( let the person be comfortable with you, encourage him or her for every good thing she do.
(9) ask me for d rest if interested.

abeg help me salute Fada Abraham.

its very easy but u will regret doing it later sha.

merit12: Early morning weed


You need ebola injection to disconnect your brain


Hmmm jesus. Has forgiven you long ago

1 hange out with single ladies,becomes friends with them

2 stay off. Married women. For the main time before you get over it

3 lasty confess your sin to your spirtual leader for advice and gurrance


It will not be good. For you to remain in that act because you might cheat on your wife with married women when you are married

It can lead to sudden dealth,it is a curse

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ebola injection ke? Na watin connect landmark university n ASUU strike. Anyway tanx for ur advice i appreciate (smiling)

andromida: I believe many of us are scared of emotional intimacy to certain degrees some more than others. Maybe yours is extreme so to get over it i feel you need to look inwards, put yourself in situations that trigger you e.g normally you would not date an available nice single woman because you are afraid of the emotional investment it will require, so you do exactly that i.e date an available single woman, go on sexless dates with lots of them until you find someone that excites you then possibly really open up and get to know her and the moment you feel like running away you stop and catch your self,your feelings, really look as in why am i so scared of being with a woman who is available? The answers will begin to come they may not come at once and it may hit you when you are doing anything.

The key is not to run away from yourself when you get scared or triggered,to stay and keep learning about yourself keep an open and curious heart now that you are aware of your patterns you've done yourself good, next forgive yourself and break your old patterns.

To know is not enough, to know and do, now this is where the magic is. I see life as an adventure i hope you enjoy this adventure with yourself. I hope you don't get wounded but even that will give you depth as long as you don't freeze up.

One of the best things that happens in a relationship with another person especially the opposite sex is how well you get to know your own self. It won't be easy as you keep breaking your old patterns but don't give up this will be a life changing delightful experience. You will possibly be getting lots of ah ha moments.

I wish you good living.

(crying) wow u just touched my mumu button, dat one dey, i get ur jerk, i go do all my posible best n apply it.

i knw its bad, i identified it as a problem n try to solve it by avoiding d lady in question. Anyway tanx for all ur advise i appreciate.

andromida: Maybe you are afraid of anyone getting close to you on an emotional level so you date women who do not require any emotional investment from you.

u are right sha but aw do i get over dat?

all i need from u guys are ideas dat can help me, neva to tink of hooked up ladies, u guys are just making me feel rejected, dejected executed n exausted, guys give me a nice tip like do dis do dat, n keep d going.

xtervaganza: Op nothing do you



You're on the right path





Just remember, I don't have any black shirt



I won't be going to any candle night

na wao dis one wen person neva die u don dey tink to mourn am, i cant remember killing any1.

OkikiOluwa1: You want only matured minds to contribute. But you are a premature.
Last Bullet
Stay off married women if you wanna live long

all d premature juvinile like u said need frm u is a simple tip not to be attracted to hookup ladies.

guys, i tink dis is no longer funny, @ first, i tot i was d sharp guy who can just see any girl in a serious relationship n still have my share. But lately i no longer see it like fun but i noticed wen a girl tells me shes not in any relationship, i will not like her, cos i have dis motive dat dey stress one alot, n also i feel pestered wit same person calling me more dan once a day. And i need a stop to dis attitude cus not only i need a girl of my own but i dont want to see mysef doing it to sum1 close to me one day. Pls only matured mind shud comment.

no gf again na disability?

best tin to do is let her hear ur voice last @ nite before sleeping n first wen she wakes up, for about a week, den withdraw all ur care, she will be worried.