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Crime › Re: Elderly Anambra Man Banished From His Village For Raping A Married Woman by jehoha696(m): 2:37pm On Jan 06
The local government chairmen that CHOP their allocation money nkor...
The ward chairmen that also CHOP their money nkor
The people in the federal and state house of assembly and representative that CHOP their money nkor...
Their Politicians that CHOP their money nkor...

Am not in support of what the man did, but my questn is how many of the people that CHOP their money from federal level,state level and local government level have dey banished...Where dey able to banish Simon Ekpa soldiers when dey were destroying their land and enforcing sit at home on dem huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Reacts To Primate Ayodele’s AFCON Prophecy On Ademola Lookman by jehoha696(m): 2:28pm On Jan 06
Covid-19 came none of dem.saw it,bird flu also dsame...abeg make dem quiet jare dem go just follow world trend then drop some permutations abi naw predictions,imagine watin concern God & afcon, so God leave bandits,terrorists & kidnappers,esp bandits and terrorists terrorizing his churches naw who to include and exclude him dey reason,Diz kind God don wacko baba dey on Co
Sports › Re: Osimhen Asks To Quit Camp Over Lookman Spat by jehoha696(m): 2:18pm On Jan 06
Una dey beg am,watin him dey feel lyk self..he complains too much,juz wan make we dey reason am as patriotic player,him beta calm down,naija can praise u,a sec later dem carry u throway inside pit latrine..He beta calmz down and work on his temper
Politics › Re: Blind Girl I Adopted 14 Years Ago Is Now A Law Graduate – Oshiomhole by jehoha696(m): 9:52am On Jan 06
Naija dey applaud, hmmmm person chop una billions,use one cent train una dauta for school,una dey happy dey arrange welcome party for am,...the oda day a chairman was applauded for donating transformer & the oda was praised for constructing a local road....Naija who do una like this,its their duty and obligation to provide all diz,Osho days as labour president was excellent but his second term as governor was hellish
Romance › Re: Lady Calls Off Engagement After Fiancé Defended Cheating In Facebook Comment by jehoha696(m): 9:42am On Jan 06
I blamed her elder broda,the paya self fit don win 8x Grammy award as a serial cheater,anyway its engagement, engagement no be wedding, my neighbour don dey wear engagement ring since 2019,she dey lamba give pple say her guy dey Canada,she wyn dem say d guy go cum diz last holiday,shigba we no see,but e no concern me,cus as a sharp guy I dey help the guy warm him food both home & away,make the place for no spoil or rust...
Foreign Affairs › Re: “Come And Get Me You Coward” Colombian President Fires Back At Trump by jehoha696(m): 9:35am On Jan 06
If China do anyhow dem go collect am anyhow, naw Us make China Neva lock Taiwan up, even Russian self dey calm down cus of US...North Korea self know say America pass dem wella,make una forget initial gra gra,naw america time ,so make trump and dem use am wella, then it was ISREAL,then Rome,@least at one time it was Britain ..tomorrow fit be Naija turn.
Make una tell that Columbia presido america no be lyk naija police wey go first arrest u,before dem begin gather evidence,america dey first put things in place,before dem show up
Politics › Re: Tinubu Doesn’t Need Nigerians' Votes To Win — He Needs INEC And Judges- Odinkalu by jehoha696(m): 6:10pm On Jan 05
Naw who america want go enta power, Majority of Africa leaders are pawns......Tinubu will dance to the tunes of Trump for second term
Politics › Re: Wike Warns The National Secretary Of The APC, Ajibola Basiru Over Ticket by jehoha696(m): 6:05pm On Jan 05
In this part of the world citizens vote don't count naw agreement mataz,...I just wonder the agreement wike is glamouring about,Fubara was made 001 of APC in rivers state,wike juz dey ontop fence he doesn't belong to any party, anyway let's see how things unfold 2027
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden, Harris Declared Maduro Wanted "Dead Or Alive" & Placed $25M Bounty On Him by jehoha696(m): 5:57pm On Jan 05
So the election rigging and vast wealth he acquired before getting into politics was ill wealth from drug,as in baba dey use drug money run things before politics money begin fall in,maybe cus as an ordinary citizen he doesn't have connections to the oil money...,Just like someone dey said that used cocaine money to uplift himself into politics...Then its possible that some govnors engaged in runs to gather funds to campaign and run for office,then once dey win naw to begin .....YOU KNOW NAW
Politics › Re: Wike with Rivers APC Chairman, Okocha & PDP State Chairman, Aaron (Picture) by jehoha696(m): 2:57pm On Jan 05
What's wike trying to do...the last time me checked he's not in any political party cus he got suspended from PDP last year(Nov) and yet to enta unda the broom of APC, we just dey watch watin dey and go happen for rivers diz time,wonder the agreement Tinubu had with Fubara that made him defect to APC..
Fubara might run one term but be made a minister unda Tinubu cus as it stands wike still wanna get control of rivers and he still needs the support of Tinubu to remain relevant in diz APC regime
Health › Re: What Is The Best Solution For Very Stubborn Fungal Infection? by jehoha696(m): 9:21am On Jan 05
Deepspirituals:
Go to Market ,Get Garlic ,Tumeric ,Ginger ,Cloves ,Onions , Cinnamons powder ,Moringa leaf ,Bitter kola ,

Blend the garlic ,Ginger ,Tumeric ,Onion and Bitter kola ,Moringa leaf together .sieve ,add the cinnamon powder,Stir and take half glass money and night .

I'm a Natural therapist.
Dude those are used to treat anti biotic not for fungal
Crime › Re: What The Police Are Not Allowed To Do During An Arrest by jehoha696(m): 3:16pm On Jan 04
Hahahahahahahahashashahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....shey naw around 9pm for express road u wan tell.police "I know my right.." "You aren't allowed to search my phone" When one OC first give u slap or use gun hit you for waist.... When police put u for counter without connection beta drop something for counter,or else naw from court room to awaiting trial... JUST PRAY MAKE NAIJA DEMON IN BLACK ATTIRE CALLED POLICE REASON YOU THIS YEAR
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kamala Harris Responds to Trump's Actions on Maduro and Venezuela by jehoha696(m): 12:32pm On Jan 04
One thing I still.can't figure out is a country,a super country like America will just wake up and decide to airstrike another sovereign nation,then exit with deir kidnapped president, and what other countries can do or will do,is nothing more than bark shout, rant and condemned on line,none will ever dare or ask their military to go rescue the kidnapped president, Is america same as our leaders kinda above the law ??
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Leaders React To Invasion Of Venezuela, Capture Of Nicolas Maduro by jehoha696(m): 9:38am On Jan 04
All this ones just dey rant..empty vessels making loud noise,make dem put body,when trump was talking about invading Venezuela, y dem no dare Trump, the president has been captured and none of dem can invade america to free the man,even China nor Russian can't .....Make Trump just dey careful so he doesn't gather more foes than allies for the america pple
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2026 by jehoha696(m): 9:29am On Jan 04
David even kill persn legitimate husband cus of pussy, baba wey enjoy peeping someone's wife when she dey baff....IF THOU SHALL NOT FORNICATE DEY TEN COMMANDMENTS THEN I FOLLOW,IF THOU SHALL NOT ENGAGE IN EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR DEY THERE ALSO THEN AM IN,BUT IF NOT....ABEG "ALLOW ME TO ENJOY MYSELF"
Foreign Affairs › Re: We Will Never Again Be A Colony Of Any Empire, Venezuela's Vice President by jehoha696(m): 9:20am On Jan 04
Some few years back we all toth diz isn't possible, as in a situation where the president of a sovereign nation will send his soldiers to anoda sovereign nation to kidnap its president, as in its number1 citizen ...,But I wan know the full gist shey the presidential guard no fite america forces,them no try defend and protect their commander in chief? Does the end really justifies it,Trump don dey feel lyk superman make baba calm down ooo,Cuz if Tinubu reason am,e no go take our soldiers pass 1min to over run entire US fleet
Phones › Re: Top 30 Lagos Emergency Numbers You Should Know by jehoha696(m): 9:51pm On Jan 03
Shey all diz numbers indigenes go carry all for brain or save am for contacts...we sabi play play for diz kwatry,anyway one day we shall get their
Politics › Re: Shariff Umar: Military Unmasks Ringleader Of North-East Suicide Bombing Network by jehoha696(m): 9:46pm On Jan 03
Watin our military dey find, validation from civilians or public clap from citizens?.... Round this people up that's your job ,no cum dey run showcase for media unto what naw,shey naw make we know say una dey work or what,imagine full family dey into suicide bombing...,Wahala be lyk watin again
Culture › Re: Obi Of Issele-uku Kingdom Bans Yoruba Asoebi During Traditional Marriage by jehoha696(m): 9:25pm On Jan 03
Is that solution to problems ravaging them,will that put food on their tables, will it help the indigenes pay their Tax...,And what if the SW ask their pple to not buy things from oda tribes nkor,in all dz things naw the ibos go kinda suffer pass,naw them get things plenty for oda States... So lets kill this tribalism spirit and work togeda to promote our cultures, but not via this method
Crime › Re: Moment A Thief Was Caught Trying To Escape Using An Electric Pole (photos,video) by jehoha696(m): 9:16pm On Jan 03
So Ghana self dey run jungle Justice, but shey d thief think him don escape lyk that,cus how long does he plan to stay up there?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photo Of Captured Venezuelan President, Maduro by jehoha696(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03
"WHEN YOU ARE BIG,YOU ARE BIG".... US & intimidation, once u accept aid from america juz always always dance to their beats eida u lyk it or not,Shey no b bulling be diz, anoda president capturing the president of a sovereign state,hmmm... America jus dey wade their power baton anyhow,anyway if its for the good of us all,no lele but make Trump easy sha,not to gather more enemies than allies cus america soldiers don ova die,so make him calm down
Politics › Re: FRSC Emergency Number Fails On AriseTv While On Air (Photos/Video) by jehoha696(m): 9:07pm On Jan 03
Watin dey work for naija pass corruption ?

Nothing reasonable works wella over here,apart from crime such as bandits, kidnapping,terrorist, illegal killing,police intimidation, bribery & corruption... Anyway no b today shit dey happen for live TV,we still remember the saga of "MY OGA @ THE TOP"

GOD BLESS NAIJA
Business › Re: Woman Returns ₦330 Million Mistakenly Credited To Her Bank Account by jehoha696(m): 9:58am On Jan 03
Imagine make that money enta my account when I dey own opay 2.5m with interest of 6months...oti lor ..I go just return the remaining balance to the bank,cus since naw bank dem go charge you with fraud,HQ go declare you wanted,right now 330m naw money,unless u invest Into real estate then japa go Ghana after you gather the money finish,maybe after like 5+years u pay the money back to the bank.......
Celebrities › Re: “Tax Don Start” — Influencer Cries Out After Paying ₦487,500 VAT On ₦6.5 Million by jehoha696(m): 9:50am On Jan 03
Value added Tax inside country wey no get value for human lives?...

Tinubu just wan recuperate money wen him use sponsor elections and also gather funds for APC to take lure oda top Nigeria citizen to their fold,and also use am buy the remaining pple wey dem Neva buy..,If only the tax will have value
Politics › Re: Verydarkman Reacts After Spotting Seyi Tinubu’s Image On Poster In Morocco by jehoha696(m): 8:59am On Jan 03
Some of una dey cap vertical.....the koko b sai if e reach una turn do as it pleases you,Naija is a kwatry where anything goes,u can do as it pleases it,become the gov'nor make erect first land office complex for ur wife in very LG,arrange first son/dauta office for ur kids then get granny complex and parents office,... THIS IS NAIJA ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
Food › Re: Lady Kills The Snake Eating Her Chicken, Then Eats The Snake For Lunch by jehoha696(m): 1:30pm On Jan 01
And naw person serious "whateva" be the lady,she dey stay for hut but get Facebook account,but I love her wife material swag,she get the yards plenty,I love her type,no b all diz almajiri naija babes wey dey fear c'mon cockroach,dem dey fear dog,but love doggy
Romance › Re: Why I Dumped An Orphan Girl I Was Dating Recently by jehoha696(m): 1:16pm On Jan 01
This is a cooked up lamba,but lemme believed it happened to you...,what's stopping you from discussing things with her,and how you knew her friends influenced her billing you,so cus you gave her money and she didn't say thank you,naw crime for your side? Dude,fake alpha goat that's a pure definition of who u are,cus several times have given my babe things,Shima juz smile collect am without thank you,you wanna know y,cuz we have been so much in2 each oda so too much thank you no dey fancy any of us,person wey don spend night for my house, first me wake up,after her quiet time,kissed me,did her morning exercise,bath prepared tea and left my apartment, @tymz we juz walked pass each oda,smile & wink to each oda...,So cuz she collected money from you pocket naw taboo,did u tell her first hand,before I get entangled to any lady,I go first tell u my rules my DO'S & DON'T'S ........ Anyway whichever way naw u use pity mind dey date her, so somehow she don sight u as mugu/maga,but check her activities towards u,if she really love u,or juz a gold digger opportunist,I once dated a gal wen she no get shigba,and wen everywhere stew for her,d babe juz wan spoil me with things, we couldn't marry cux of religion,but till now we still best of besties
Politics › Re: The Real Reason Governors Are Running To APC. It’s Not About Tinubu by jehoha696(m): 12:55pm On Jan 01
Take away money as in bribery and vote buying,then thuggery (political touts) who threaten people to vote against their wish from Nigeria politics,90-95% of people in seat of power wouldn't be there.
Presently we don't have any opposition party Tinubu just dey use Federal power dey tackle dem underground using the formulae "IF YOU CAN'T BEAT US,BETA JOIN US"... when me fear APC government was during Oshiomole & festus Keyamo transition, they both joined dem & became something else,It wouldn't surprise me if Evans or any of doz Bandits join @apcnigeria tomorrow and become state gov'nor,join APC and ur sins will be forgiven/blunt out. Tinubu will win second term,he has the man power and money power.
Politics › Re: Yobe Hisbah Bans Men-women Interaction, Private Conversations In Vehicles by jehoha696(m): 12:33pm On Jan 01
Interactions inside classroom nkor,is this really our problem nor solution to all the insecurity going on in diz kwatry,we aren't ready to move forward,so with all the bandits attacks, kidnappings and herdsmen/farmers clash naw watin dey yobe government head be diz OH LURD AREN'T WE FINISH?
Travel › Re: Christmas In Owerri (Pictures) by jehoha696(m): 10:31pm On Dec 31, 2025
Every state get where neat and where dirty pass detty,even developed countries get ghettos, even Lagos wey dirty like this still get some areas wey neat pass some of una gf panties nd puci,the population of Lagos e such me reach some countries for this planet,but Lagos dirtiness don dey worst pass anything, this days sha,the pple in charge should do something... Big up IMO state and the imolites

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