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Politics › Re: FG Hails Simon Ekpa's Conviction In Finland by jehoha696(m): 8:43pm On Sep 01, 2025
Some gentle the yahoo no fit pack bifra solders to go rescue Simeon from Finland,so dem no fit go declare SIT AT HOME for Finland,was thinking by now gentle the yahoo & him boiz go don enta finland to go give Finland security forces woto woto
Politics › Re: "We will take decisive action" - Kaduna Govt Warns El-Rufai Over Utterances by jehoha696(m): 7:38pm On Sep 01, 2025
Abeg which peace kaduna state get,same state wey dey pay bills and taxes to bandits?...

If el-rufia enta power belong me insecurity will be worst,bandits will have upper hand
Celebrities › Re: Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' Loses Weight For His Role In ‘The Smashing Machine’ by jehoha696(m): 7:33pm On Sep 01, 2025
On wrestling I don't fancy him,I prefer watching my ex gf cry than watch him on wrestling,but on action packed movies,I can stay glued watching him than collecting HEADIES from my ex gf inside my room
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri's Ex-wife Accuses Him Of Abandoning Their Special Needs Son by jehoha696(m): 11:48am On Sep 01, 2025
Baby mama dey find validation..., must he visit,re dey in same region or state,during the Rwanda/Uganda clash my dad was drafted to join the UN peace keeping force, I didn't see my dad for close to two years,but dad was sending cash steady to my mom to takia of us.If Reno is sending cash to takia of the gal,then madam no cum dey find online soldiers wey go cho cho cho for una family mata
Christianity Etc › Re: My Wife-to-be Stayed With Me When I Was Frying Buns As A Houseboy- Rev Omolehin! by jehoha696(m): 9:36am On Aug 31, 2025
Women then were real....,now naw gen Z with zero brain full the market, someone said women with grace nd bright star no reach 1% for diz kwatry,cuz yahoo boiz DON collect majority of deir stars take lodge for hotel and buy cars,while drugs and early morning drugs DON cast dere womb
Politics › Re: Police Claim El-Rufai Brought Thugs Who Fired Gunshots, Disrupted Meeting by jehoha696(m): 9:28am On Aug 31, 2025
Peacecore:
So you nor hear preliminary investigation? grin
After una go dey call school scam angry
You wey go school before law enforcement agency will make open report of preliminary investigation some things must have been eida done or carried out.
1.securing d scene
2.identify and interview witness
3.Collecting evidence
4.. Making & collecting observation.

(This is c'mon something we learn in sch)
And police didn't do any of such,from what me heard,So can you explain to me in a lay man language/understanding how did the police come out with such accusations,since u went to school and I didn't cuz according to you,I said "school naw scam" more reason me didn't attend
Politics › Re: Police Claim El-Rufai Brought Thugs Who Fired Gunshots, Disrupted Meeting by jehoha696(m): 6:35am On Aug 31, 2025
Shebi police say the matter still dey under investigation, so how then did dey conclude that it was el rufia thugs that attacked him...,dey just wan use style ban freedom of association... We Neva can tell,but it might be doings of the ruling party in da state
Politics › Re: When Bribery Was An Offence In Nigeria, Newspaper Was 10 Kobo In 1976 - Dino by jehoha696(m): 6:30am On Aug 31, 2025
Dino wan dey form set....anyway as it things now,no country is actually corruption free...but wen it comes to Naija,we carry A1 with GP of 9.9 for election corruption and financial corruption
Crime › Re: Alleged Blasphemy: Angry Youths Kill Female Food Seller In Niger State by jehoha696(m): 6:25am On Aug 31, 2025
Two things me can argue FOOTBALL & RELIGION..., mumu pple so with all the trash happening in da north naw to Lynch person wife,sister,daughter,gf,fuckmate be their problem..., no pros, bokoharam go soon remember dem,highest naw PEACE DEAL dem go sign with bokoharam,very stupid set of pple,imagine killing someone cus of religion
Romance › Re: She Slept With Someone’s Boyfriend And This Is What They Did To Her by jehoha696(m): 11:38pm On Aug 30, 2025
Mistake kwa.....getting to the venue or nakeding yourself, or was it where u wide ur legs and was moaning, abeg where the mistake start and where e end...
Politics › Re: Katsina: Kurfi LGA becomes 5th LG to sign peace pact with bandits (Photos) by jehoha696(m): 12:38pm On Aug 30, 2025
So instead make "THIEF BURST YOUR DOOR,CUM KILL,STEAL & THIEF YOUR THINGS,THE KINDA BEST OPTION NAW TO SIGN PEACE TREATY AGREEMENT TO DEY PAY AM CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY,ND MAYBE ANYDAY YOU COOK CHICKEN,YOU PREPARE TWO LAP FOR AM...,you even send your kids to help am dey wash clothes and buy water,while your gals cook and make his bed.......


Nigeria My Country & Tinubu My Presido
Education › Re: Sign-out Bans Spread Across Institutions In Nigeria, Netizens React by jehoha696(m): 12:30pm On Aug 30, 2025
Naw watin no make sense we dey run first do for diz kwatry,shey government don settle ASUU all their bills,chibok gals how va with the rest of dem,are our roads naw 80% OK to travel, what of lite and security,what's the latest update with our pensioners,what of states in the North been hijacked by bandits,in IMO state what's the government saying based on anti state/government actors...,how far are we on science and technology, what of a medical field.....So naw graduation party dey affect our government, the koko b say if you have the money capacity to declare public holiday on your graduation do,DO IT,@least school no force anybody to eida do am or attend the party..Yea private schools dey over charge for dem graduation party, but no be by force
Foreign Affairs › Re: Black History; The Capture & Execution Of Patrice Lumumba(Graphic Video/picture) by jehoha696(m): 12:21pm On Aug 30, 2025
African and betrayal just be lyk olosho & condom,slacked boobs & bra.... During slave trade,who sold most of Africans to slave masters,shebi naw deir pole....anyway its well
Crime › Re: Anas Ahmadu: Kidnappers Demand ₦600M Ransom For Abducted Couple, Daughter by jehoha696(m): 10:18pm On Aug 28, 2025
Authoreety:
i just feel army should take over governance and fight this kidnapping to a HALT
Military men re also gaining from the insecurity, military heads are politicians in military wears & gears
Crime › Re: Bandits Force Ransom Bearer To Drink Boiled Indian Hemp by jehoha696(m): 9:58pm On Aug 28, 2025
This pple dey on steady Highness, imagine hemp & cough syrup..., take the hemp before assignment, then after una don land,drink the syrup to calm nerves and doz off....I jus pray we get things rite in diz kwatry one day
Foreign Affairs › Re: 15-Year-Old Who Assassinated Colombian Presidential Candidate Sentenced by jehoha696(m): 9:49pm On Aug 28, 2025
15years...that guy DON dey do watin matured men dey do,he has go thru various training on killing, how to scope a distance target,aim and pull the trigger, since naw Columbia he definitely blong to one gang group,I juz hope after 7yrs he comes out as a beta person,that's if dey don't kill him to cover track,and keep him from cho cho cho
Travel › Re: Elderly Passenger Deplaned For Refusing To Comply With Instructions by jehoha696(m): 9:21am On Aug 28, 2025
From kwan1_we enter the season2 and now season 3.... Hope we no go enta season 4 (hijacking things) most pple think say air transport naw same as inter state journey.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea President’s Son Convicted For Selling National Plane by jehoha696(m): 9:16am On Aug 28, 2025
This now naw result of divided house... The half broda jus wan teach am small lesson,las las the father who happens to be a presidio,go set in and mata go die down.....family feud
Education › Re: 2 Countries Without A University by jehoha696(m): 7:54pm On Aug 25, 2025
Naija wey get mushroom Universities & glorified secondary,watin we don use am achieve,imagine say my barman get masters for banking,naw beer him dey sell,me wey get Bsc naw bar/club supervisor and my director just get oly village school ssce cert from one Catholic school for Ohaji .... Luxembourg & Vatican still beta pass us
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Dismembered Allegedly By Brother-In-Law In Ilorin by jehoha696(m): 7:34pm On Aug 25, 2025
onuman:
Where was the police? In saner countries, police detect many crimes like this before they are committed
Nigeria police instead guard politicians and mount road blocks for extortion.
"Crimes like this" ...Hollywood don carry u go where u no know,so if I av evil intention of wanting to kill my evil landlady police go first know....guy u must be on a long thing
Politics › Re: Ramzy Abu Ibrahim Arrested By Anti-Terrorism Squad In Nigeria by jehoha696(m): 7:06pm On Aug 25, 2025
Just hearing about this for the first time...."head of Palestine" kwa... I b think say naw oly igbo's dey do all diz "head of things"
Politics › Re: Alaba Rago: Lagos Government Demolishes Northern Traders’ Market by jehoha696(m): 6:58pm On Aug 25, 2025
Finally finally..... "40 mosques demolished...a whole 40 mosques & one central mosque,how many dey Alaba international...cus say e effect Hausa dem go tag am ethic fite... Wen LASG was on Idumota,& oda market hosting igbo's nkor,what about what happened during the last presidential election...,this APC emilokan dance track we all goan dance it with faith..,,but God go keep & sustain us all inshallah
Crime › Re: Anambra Man Believed To Have Traveled Abroad Found Chained In A Hut For 5 Years by jehoha696(m): 11:11am On Aug 23, 2025
Anambra...Anambra.....this state juz dey trend for the bad,worse and worst news
Politics › Re: Terrorism Financiers Known But Protected - Danjuma Ali-Keffi by jehoha696(m): 11:09am On Aug 23, 2025
Late general sanni Abacha said if terrorism last more than 24hrs in a country,then the government has a hand in it,then he was reporting directly to the president, but las las nothing happened..., Some were even asking him to mention names,even with evidence the FG will rebuke it and sue him for treason or any charges, the FG might even hire secret state actors to terminate him without any trace,u go hear say naw accident or robbery or any of such..
Politics › Re: Accounts Shutdown: Reactions Trail Deletion, Shutdown Of Nigerians’ Social Media by jehoha696(m): 10:47am On Aug 23, 2025
First time ........................... . halleluyah....ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha aha
Romance › Re: Harder, Harder..how The Quest For Sexual Validation Boosts Manpower Business by jehoha696(m): 2:06am On Aug 23, 2025
Even that Benue boy wey dey always buy Misha sha shi and TM cus of fvck self dey talk anoda thing...., Believe it or not,majority of guys don experiment with sex enhancers...,some pple naw drink(alcoholic beer or spirit,while some naw drugs,some pole naw tablet,capsule or syrup
Celebrities › Re: Shatta Wale Detained Over Lamborghini Purchase by jehoha696(m): 1:33am On Aug 23, 2025
Most entertainers dey eida into drug or fraud... ,like naw via crime money dey use dey scale thru, just music and acting as cover up..., most of d ladies naw Queen of hookups both local and international
Crime › Re: Police Rescue Man From Jungle Justice In Lagos by jehoha696(m): 1:23am On Aug 23, 2025
He should use his "God given" second chance wella...,cus the police might not be around to save him next time.
Sports › Re: Peter Rufai Burial: I Will Never Advise My Son To Play For This Country - Taribo by jehoha696(m): 1:19am On Aug 23, 2025
You played for Nigeria,but not for free...,was there any agreement that after retirement you re entitled to benefit like pension, if not sorry FGN & LASG isn't ownin you guys anything..., u can't lavish all the cash u made during ur football days and wen u get broke during old age,u expect the government to cum .....anyway its well, everybody dey wait for government
Sports › Re: If Naija Hosts The World Cup Memes by jehoha696(m): 9:18am On Aug 22, 2025
I don laff tire...I don laff forget say me dey follow my landlady reason huz rent,shocking as I showed her doz memes she just use laff issue me receipt of 5yrs without me givin her penny..thankz for doz memes

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