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Fashion / Re: Bum Shorts: Is This The Trending Fashion Among Men? by jehoha696(m): 4:53pm On Jun 03, 2022
Unleash d gayish identified short
Politics / Re: Security Chiefs Meet In Lagos Over Okada Ban by jehoha696(m): 6:04pm On Jun 02, 2022
murmee:
You cannot blackmail the government with increase in crime rate BS. Other states ban Okada and nothing happened. They will simply go back to where they came from or find something meaningful to do.

Oda states u say,but am talking about Lasgidi,hmmm anyway let's watch & see as things unfold, talkin about going back to dere States u really think its possible ,believe me few will venture in2 crime
Romance / Re: Advise Me Please by jehoha696(m): 6:00pm On Jun 02, 2022
candidladyTemp:


What does BGF stand for?
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"BGF" (Best gal Friend)?...
I really dont know,but where did u see it bikonu
Romance / Re: 19-year-old Girl Beaten To Pulp By Her Boyfriend In Delta State (photos) by jehoha696(m): 5:23pm On Jun 02, 2022
I doubt diz story,thru out the beatin she no shout,she juz palm since then dey collect all d beatin...
Education / Re: UK-Based Nigerian Took Aboniki To School, Classmates Use It On Their Eye (Video) by jehoha696(m): 11:59pm On May 31, 2022
Just rub am for ur condom as lub b4 u begin Bleep ur ex.....e go make u nd ur babe enjoy sex,pass anything
Politics / Re: Okorocha Sues Malami, EFCC, Demands ₦1bn Damages Over Abuja Home Invasion by jehoha696(m): 9:58am On May 31, 2022
I WILL NOT TALK NOW,BUT AFTA TOMORROW'S FEDERAL EXECUTIVE MEETING
Business / Re: Court Awards ₦200 Million To Yobe Girl Electrocuted By MTN Cable by jehoha696(m): 8:05am On May 31, 2022
Hands amputed,legs out...#200m as compensation,mtchew afta 10yrs dem try sha,but d amount small jare,the judge for say make mtn sponsor her education till any level she wishes nd give her a job,still afta paying dat 200m

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Politics / Re: APC Screening: Tinubu Speaks On Bringing ENRON And ECONET To Nigeria by jehoha696(m): 7:54am On May 31, 2022
I really dont know what to say but based on his records & achievement in lasgidi BAT mayb he tried,but the introduction of touts was facilitated by him..And with sumone lyk him as presido,then mc Oluomo will b hiz next in command...,baba no dey chop politics money,cuz if u check how much "union" dey deliver steady shocked u go know say,baba fit even dey pay buhari nd oda ministers deir salaries
Politics / Re: Security Chiefs Meet In Lagos Over Okada Ban by jehoha696(m): 5:47pm On May 30, 2022
Banning okada is still kinda ok,it might reduce crime nd accidents, but....but....,as in but...,majority young guys nd men will be back to square1,unless if the government ban okada rdying then the government shuld jejely provide anoda means of survival for diz guys,if not...crime rate will now b much nd more than b4.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Policeman In Ogidi, Anambra State (Disturbing Video, Pix) by jehoha696(m): 1:29pm On May 30, 2022
If after killing security agents,as no more police,army nd the rest military nd paramilitaries....watin go cum happen,how many will dey kill,how many do dey want to kill..., its lyk diz pple ren't ready yet to tackle diz ugm...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Do In A Job Interview by jehoha696(m): 12:05pm On May 30, 2022
Las las naw grace go favour you...,an interview was supposed to start by 10am,i got dere 11:06am after waiting at the reception for like 10mins,i was called,the questn asked was same on my CV,i was lead to the club,played lyk 4 songs nd gba!....i was given the job...,Bro if u like follow ethnics if oluwa neva pick ur call,shigba no go dey for u

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Politics / Re: Cameroonian Ambazonia Militants Invade Nigeria, Gun Down 20 In Cross River State by jehoha696(m): 11:51am On May 30, 2022
Imagine...,Cameron invading Nigeria.,what's happening in naija,who did we offend,whose innocent blood is tackling us,who weaken the morale of our military men...,who cursed us... fada lurd cum down & help us.
Crime / Re: Armed Female Bystander Kills Man Firing At Party In West Virginia by jehoha696(m): 11:38am On May 30, 2022
Legalize gun use in Nigeria,i swear police pple will turn endangered specie,but i think alot of things will b curb..,cuz all men go dey thread with caution
Celebrities / Re: Headies Organizers Report Portable To Police Over Death Threat (Pix) by jehoha696(m): 10:29am On May 28, 2022
The guy jus dey form,him juz wan trend...,but what if its an arrangement btw his PRO & HEADIES MANAGEMENT??
Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Joins Buga Challenge (Photos, Video) by jehoha696(m): 10:09am On May 27, 2022
All diz one naw #demo...,just to solicit for vote,baba go soon block iya Ahmed for bus/stop jux to chop amala or iya Ngozi juz to flex corn......awon rada rada,dey get close to d Masses before election,nd after collecting all dere #thumbprint,dey go back to dem AC fitted offices,surrounding dem selfz with terror looking AK welding military men.

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actor Who Celebrated His Birthday In Cemetery Says Ghosts Haunt Him by jehoha696(m): 9:47pm On May 26, 2022
#smh ghana mumu
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Escapes Murder In Prison, Considered For SSS Custody by jehoha696(m): 7:05pm On May 26, 2022
Ha!...what a bombshell... shocked undecided,even if baba go dey for kuje prison,naw vvip section(a coded home away from home)him go dey...See diz strong lamba,same pple wey arrange diz fake drug case with wash wash evidence so dat America no go reason naija nd diz decorated license yahoo police,naw dem still arrange diz watery lie.... Aje anything goes in here.
Politics / Re: Senator Ayo Akinyelure Retrieves Vehicles From Ondo PDP Leaders by jehoha696(m): 6:44pm On May 26, 2022
Baba use salon nd lexus bribe dem,mata no clear him wan gba d car back....,Aje nothing blind man go see for dream...,but wait •°•°••°•,him.dash dem motor without all the papers? grin
Politics / Re: Rashida Bello Doles Out N1m Each To Security Aides, Domestic Staff, Others by jehoha696(m): 6:38pm On May 26, 2022
Rob Chioma to pay Chiamaka....they steal kogi state workers pension money nd settle diz ones....But naw in house parole, why she cum dey cast am for news....,No pros wen next i wan drop something for dat provost wey dey mount gate,i swear i must call BBC & CNN

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Politics / Re: Soludo's Full Statement: Bans Okada And Tricycle. Curfew From 6am To 6pm by jehoha696(m): 6:32pm On May 26, 2022
Naw today,no b naija again...,some big men go still counter diz mata,naija wey ordinary police man go follow gov'nor dey cap trash, unto say naw from #abuja dey send d police cum,i no go yarn much, but may God epp Soludo with more wisdom & understanding on how best to run anambra cuz e no easy.
Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by jehoha696(m): 12:30am On May 25, 2022
If your eyes will lead u to sin,according to the bible,jejely pluck it out!
Crime / Re: How I Was Assaulted By An Army Officer by jehoha696(m): 9:11pm On May 21, 2022
The guy don beat u,him don shigba u,just let it go,he might turn out to be a fake soldier,"unknown military " guy,what if naw nms student,or Man O War guy wey dress lyk soldier,...Just allow d mata die,free am,pple wey go beat am,dey front,him go near dem soon,so "baby calm down"
Romance / Re: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by jehoha696(m): 8:45pm On May 20, 2022
Jennyclay:
Well, personally. I'm allergic to broke and poor people. I can't stand being with a broke man. And besides their wahala is just too much.

I can't even imagine a man giving me 5k to cook stew.. What would 5k buy in the market? 5k can't even buy enough meat not to talk of other ingredients.

Abeg make broke people dey there lane.. While I dey my lane... Biko!!

I comment my reserve i know ur type wella,5k no reach to cook stew baw,i no go talk,shebi naw party stew u wan prepare,i wonder how much meat u wan buy... lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Advise Me Please by jehoha696(m): 8:36pm On May 20, 2022
elmagnifico411:
This not a case of iron hand, bro.. just read d chats again, you'd see that u didn't try. I could see a downcasted guy behind those message, and the way u were responding... O lawd. For your own good, please, Don't talk to that girl again. delete her number. Even if she calls or tries to check on u, just down play the whole thing and let her know it's all gone and you've moved on. See ehn, ladies no dey like who dey beg Dem oh.. Dem go use u catch Cruise wella.. but once u show sey u u Don't give a hoot, den Dem go begin reason one or two.. I know what I'm talking about.

I really get ur point bro,not my fault juz dat i love her for nothing,bro me no dey reason babes mata,i no dey even send dem cuz a dj wey me b nd i dey play wella for strippers club for lasgidi(igando) nd being a csc student,pussy plenty to Bleep,but d koko b say,i juz lyk diz babe nd me no ready to loose her,fine i begged her cuz i no wan lose her,i no dey settle with one babe,but since February wey she cum my way,me no dey send anybabe again,i get reason y me begged her,i get reason why i dey fall mumu,but blieve me naw with tym,once dat tym pass,me no send her again,i just lyk her for nothing....
Politics / Re: Godwin Okafor: Naira Notes Will Be Out Of Circulation Soon by jehoha696(m): 5:24pm On May 20, 2022
Iya sukura wey b say evn jaabo wey boiz go order to settle her #1500 for one eva rubber container,she no go gree go accept transfer,naw e-naira,naija no just balance,lyk anybody go just wake up then introduce trash,afta embellzment of raw cash,i no blame dem,nothin bothers dem,family dey yankee,everything dey within dere reach.
Romance / Re: Advise Me Please by jehoha696(m): 11:12am On May 20, 2022
elmagnifico411:
What's wrong with guy? AsweArigad, u can never get that girl again! All u posted there was bullshit, and you're still calling ubunja for help. Delete her number! Don't be any friend! Just go your way. Chai, there's nothing in u that shoes you're a man from what I just read. I'm so pissed right now. Kilode, when una wan begin get sense? It's shows clearly u messed up in that relationship hence d break up. She needed a man, but u showed her you're a sissy. No woman should date u for now, for your own good.

How did me mess up,so every breakup was cuz d guy messed up? angry ,She needed iron hand,but mayb cuz i was brought up not to see relationship as a #slave & #master relationship,so me pet nd took doz bull shits from her more than me deserve guy how am i a "sissy"?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Owns A N591,100 Drinking Cup (pics) by jehoha696(m): 11:06am On May 20, 2022
Nothing sweet pass to drink from my eva water bottle (#150) or the refill,or beta still naw to buy sachet water #40,pour am inside my customized tecno drinking/feeding bootle(flask)....
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I think all doz re just for advrt purpose or clot chasing, diz guys can do anything to remain relevant in d spot show,its part of showbiz

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Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by jehoha696(m): 10:37am On May 20, 2022
Nothing wey size of dick no go cost,guy i will advice u acquire more money to build ur own house with a private swimming pool,me no dey evn fancy those public swimming pool,i prefer make i swimming for doz village waters & rivers

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Politics / Re: Timeline Of APC's Attack On Jonathan by jehoha696(m): 10:24am On May 20, 2022
@apcng still blaming @gej....,
If d past government spoiled things, can't the present one correct & set things properly,abeg instead of buhari & apc casting blames,make dem shake body try fix nd do things beta than Jonathan & pdp...
Romance / Re: Advise Me Please by jehoha696(m): 9:40am On May 20, 2022
Persephone1:
What has he been 'reading' ? definitely not a book on Grammar! This is so terrible!
Who ?? tongue
Education / Re: 5-Year-Old Boy Drowns During Swimming Lesson Organised By His School In Lagos by jehoha696(m): 9:38am On May 20, 2022
Village pple juz sat down,planned diz mata & it went wella....Imagine taking kids to adult swimming pool,imagine no adult all round supervision, imagine allowing the kids to sit at d tip/edge of d pool,the kids will love d feeling of using dere legs to play with the water,BUT embarassed ....,the club/hotel has a cctv installed,but nobody to man it....hmmmm..,now wahala for the entire school staffs,parents & kids....,cuz govt might ban the school for negligence....the mata fit still touch d pool,a young kid drowning inside the pool,aje i no swim again.
Politics / Re: JUST-IN: President Buhari Arrives Abu Dhabi (Photos) by jehoha696(m): 9:28am On May 20, 2022
Oga presido the traveller, mayb he's thinking of settling at #UAE,when he's tenure retires, mr presido the traveller,or mayb he went there to goan reason with him on loan matters, election dey corner,presido go need money to sponsor him anointed candidate.

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