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Politics / Re: How 2023 Presidency, Anti-Grazing Law Ruin Southern Governors’ Forum by jehoha696(m): 10:09am On Aug 22, 2022
Imagine southern gov'nors forum aving permanent "office" in Lagos...,this pple no even know anything apart from chopping d masses money.
Politics / Re: Suspect Reveals Why He Made Plans To Attack Dogara by jehoha696(m): 9:57am On Aug 22, 2022
I JUST HAVE TO READ THIS STORY ABOUT FIVE MORE TYMZ TO UNDASTAND THE STORY, BUT STILL ON STILL UNFORTUNATELY I COULDN'T UNDASTAND SHI SHI undecided cry
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Reacts To Anthony Joshua's Loss To Usyk In Heavyweight Rematch by jehoha696(m): 9:26am On Aug 22, 2022
Win or lose,we stick togeda...,moreova what are friends for...,abeg make una free Dj cuppy alone, shey naw by force to marry or is getting bf/gf now an achievement?

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Congratulates Usyk, Apologizes For His Unruly Act by jehoha696(m): 9:09am On Aug 22, 2022
You win some,you lose some, but in all you learnt a lesson.
Sports / Re: Man City's Mendy Boasted About Having Sex With 10,000 Women - Rape Victim by jehoha696(m): 11:43pm On Aug 20, 2022
Her three friends were there,culd any of dem cum up to d dock to collaborate her story,cuz i blieve say unto say naw rape,she go cast d mata......On a second note diz mendy naw fowl.... I5mins for three sex session,datz 5mins each round, no wonda dat pastor said SEX is five mins enjoyment, i neva try am,so i cant say,but diz mendy just proved d pastor right.... grin wink
Sports / Re: Man City's Mendy Boasted About Having Sex With 10,000 Women - Rape Victim by jehoha696(m): 11:39pm On Aug 20, 2022
Idonweak:


You probably have never heard about the #metoo

You try get some fame first, then get any lil issue with a very wicked female,them

Dem go wan use d mata trend
Politics / Re: 11 Forgotten Cases Of Alleged Corruption By Former Governors by jehoha696(m): 9:30pm On Aug 20, 2022
See multiple dollars,millions & billions of naira wey one persn dey fab,steal,launder,embell nd store for bank account,later dem go say money no dey naija,the oly reason why naija dey poverty level naw cuz of our devilish long throat leaders(polithiefians)
Politics / Re: Ramatu Tijani: Minister’s Aides Brutalise Journalist, Slap Security Men In Abuja by jehoha696(m): 8:52pm On Aug 20, 2022
Ova zealous eye service aides...,nd sumone mother seat comfortable watching as things unfold nd as "her boiz" humilate someone's father.... @apcnigeria has neva gotten anything right since
Politics / Re: Campaigns: Politicians Bombard Police With Special Protection Requests by jehoha696(m): 10:14am On Aug 20, 2022
Abi make amoteku nd Opc jejely dey guide ordinary citizens while police guide awon snr me in da building
Politics / Re: Magu Killed High-profile Cases While Chasing After ‘yahoo Boys’; Salami Panel by jehoha696(m): 8:46pm On Aug 17, 2022
Gov'nors dey settle wella nd use inter connections to divert or quench d case
Crime / Re: FIRS Director, Mohammadu Kudu Lawal, Shot Dead by jehoha696(m): 11:03am On Aug 10, 2022
Scores balance....finally baba firs don chop him own death breakfast...,highest naw make police enta street raid area,catch innocent hustlers tag dem as the killers,Naija don scatter scatter join the former jagajaga

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Travel / Re: Plane Crash Lands On California Highway And Hits A Truck Full Of People(video) by jehoha696(m): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2022
God just at luck,imagine if naw lasgidi diz kind thing happen,esp if naw that iyano oba road going towards mile2 or doz apapa/wharf road.... I reserve my comment, anyway God has a way of doing his things to gather praise....
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Caught Lying On TV Again - PM News by jehoha696(m): 10:00am On Aug 05, 2022
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I think we Christians should be ashamed of ourselves for heating up the polity unnecessarily. We Christians and Muslims should understand that Nigeria do not revolve around our both faiths. We have traditionalist and nonbelievers who have been politically marginalized all this years without been given any sort of consideration. There is nothing bad in having a Muslim/Muslim ticket if we truly care about the development of our country. We have had a Christian VP In Osinbajo for almost 8 years, how has it helped we Christians?

Let's stop condemning our Muslim brothers and sisters for political gains. We Christians and Muslims are one. I urge everyone one of us to support the Muslim/Muslim ticket for the prosperity of our nation. We Christians should learn from the tolerance of our Muslim brothers so we can have a peaceful nation sad

" Christians should learn from the tolerance of our Muslim brothers so we can have a peaceful nation "
Diz you juz said doz things me requoted,Jezz,which tolerance,guy sorry to ask,BUT RE YOU ON DRUGS,LIKE YOU ARE MAD OR SOMETHING ...xtians re been killed on several occasions in da north... sad

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Release Train Passenger Shot In Captivity, Four Others by jehoha696(m): 5:18pm On Aug 02, 2022
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] THANK GOD
Education / Re: How Bandits’ Threat Forced Abuja Students To Sit For 13 Exams In A Day by jehoha696(m): 5:14pm On Jul 27, 2022
I feel for the students nd its promotional exam,unless d govt will grant all of dem mass promotion,if not imagine doz in science class writing chemistry,physics,maths,further maths,English ..... Obj all in a day,within few hrs,abeg even if naw robot,d computer go crash
Nairaland / General / Re: Snakes In My Compound by jehoha696(m): 6:04pm On Jul 25, 2022
Thse are two pets trying to make love,so snakes no fit make love again in peace...,those re house brown snakes,dey feed mainly on rats,wall geckos, nd small lizards,...u juz murder innocent village pple
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old Precious Agbokhade Raped & Stabbed To Death At Home In Edo (Graphic) by jehoha696(m): 7:57am On Jul 20, 2022
Where take dey dig out all diz negative & bad stories from,una no dey find good news cum ot,how did the moda know that she was raped,..our authorities can discover her actual killers, cuz no cctv,no finger print scan,no eye witness..,something is fishy,mayb she don gba persn bf....... Anway i just feel for her mother,may d soul of the young lady rest in peace.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Shades Davido For Unfollowing Him by jehoha696(m): 8:06pm On Jul 15, 2022
Public stunt...,dem go later meet high 2geda
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by jehoha696(m): 7:31pm On Jul 15, 2022
Samiliar thing almost happened to me during the last easter break,thank God somebody saw him via cctv monitor, nd quickly alerted me
Politics / Re: Boko Haram ‘Governor’, ‘Three-Star Commander’ Surrender by jehoha696(m): 7:22pm On Jul 15, 2022
Audio surrender..., naw play dem dey...mke una juz use us dey catch cruise,all diz naw make we no reason d jail break wey happen for dat prison abi naw correctional facility for inside Abuja.

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Crime / Re: 3 Shot As Robbers Attack Bank Road Umuahia, Abia State by jehoha696(m): 5:34pm On Jul 14, 2022
I reserve my comment,diz news no juz tally together, how u go ambush persn still collect am woto woto,nd none of d robbers were killed or left with bullet wound,nd dey still get tym free dem incumin car,hijack anoda one for out going angry naija police,jus equivalent to boys brigade if no b deir uniform nd gun
Romance / Re: Men, Do Not Sleep With Prostitutes. by jehoha696(m): 10:52am On Jul 13, 2022
BBBricks:
I was to resume a new job in 2020, a week to resumption I went to a bro.thel to knac.k

When I got to the job, they said they have given it to another person
Prosti.tutes and some ladies carry alot of badluck, especially if your chi is not compatible with their own
Some ladies if you fxck them, you will be getting favours and gifts from people, while some ladies if you start relationship with them, shingbain you no go get.

Any lady you see that like to be hugging you or kissing you unnecessarily without you asking her for it. Beware of them

So you blieve say naw d ashi give u badluck,some1 fornicatin is still expecting,i just wan ask shey gud things no dey transfer thru sex,...Lyk some1 will say 96-98% of present day ladies are all ashew.o's dont think u re d oly one screwing her puzi
Politics / Re: Lagos APC Mocks Funke Akindele’s Nomination, Says PDP Is Unserious by jehoha696(m): 10:42am On Jul 13, 2022
Mayb till after the death of Tinubu before any party can take ova lasgidi from @apcnig...,cuz as it is,even @pdpnig neva even ready self...,watin concern Jenifa with being deputy gov'nor of lagos state,she for contest ward chairman first... Pdp don fall my hand.

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Crime / Re: Open University Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists In Kwara by jehoha696(m): 8:31am On Jul 13, 2022
The Corpse of the victim has been deposited for autopsy.

Naija police no sabi lie..just imagine "The Corpse of the victim has been deposited for autopsy" which yeye autopsy, body wey dem keep make pple wey get body cum bail am..
Check diz stuff wella,naw cuz of to cum carry dead body make the police pple cum,nd not to rush cum solve any pros
Sports / Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by jehoha696(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn!!!!! In saner countries; a very good % of Budget is allocated to the Educational sector... but here in Nigeria ... it’s a deep shit!!

It shall never be well with our old and present leaders!! May they all die by Cancer.


Wtf? This ASUU is asking for the right thing. No conducive Learning Environment!!... with the help of God that opened today... these selfish leaders will die miserably...

Even if dey allocate more than half the budget to education,pple wey go chop nd lick am dry still dey the corridor of power.
Business / Re: Elon Musk Replies Twitter Lawsuit Threat With A Meme Tweet[Pictures] by jehoha696(m): 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2022
Abeg i wan buy Nigeria nd all its politicians
Crime / Re: EFCC Operatives Invade Ikorodu Hotel, "Torture" Guests And Staff by jehoha696(m): 7:44pm On Jul 11, 2022
Nothing eva works in diz kwatry...lyk d owner of d hotel nor manager no get mouth b dat,but in a sane kwatry nothing lyk diz happens
Crime / Re: Danfo Driver Strips Naked, Excretes Into His Palm, Smears LASTMA Official’s Head by jehoha696(m): 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2022
SAMBARRY:
shocked

Really? What of cow excreta or dung? lipsrsealed
. I dont know about dat,but just know dat if sumone places cow dung on ur door post,on purpose,then somethin is wronh
Crime / Re: Danfo Driver Strips Naked, Excretes Into His Palm, Smears LASTMA Official’s Head by jehoha696(m): 7:45am On Jul 10, 2022
SAMBARRY:
sorry please educate me.does that agberos actions have any spiritual implications? I thought he just did that out of anger and frustration? Please enlighten me

That guy really know some atom of spiritual mata using human excrete, one of the worst nd deadly weapon evil nd devilish men use in fiting is d use of excrete, you might think it's nothing,but pls its something,weneva u wake up & notice a "shit" in your door post,please dont step on it,(but incase you mistakly step on it,consult d nearest spiritual solution) evn if its in front of your shop,abeg no try use am pack am ooo....dats all men can say.SPIRITUAL THINGS RE HIDDEN MATAZ.
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Sky Turns Green In South Dakota, USA ( Pics, Video) by jehoha696(m): 12:01am On Jul 10, 2022
Make somethin lyk diz or similar to this happen for naija,lagos precisely..., i juz wan check & confirm something
Celebrities / Re: Fans Demand For A Refund After Waiting For Kizz Daniel For Over 5hours by jehoha696(m): 6:36pm On Jul 08, 2022
Some people feel cuz dey re kinda closed to you,so dey can call on you anytime for help nd expecting u to always immediately respond to dem....

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