HungerBAD:
Zebra Clothes.
Red Shoe.
Fake eye lashes.
Red lipstick (really?)
Yellow face.
Black Legs.
Fake hair.

Her thoughts?I am so Sexy.

Our thoughts?she should be at the Museum so we can pay to see her.

fkpboss:
And all of them are PDP members/supporters .... That means all APC members are saint, abi

Kullant:
.......... How you got out of Yaba Left , is very Fantastically Surprising

erayo2GCA:
I tot they ban me, I have not been able to like any post since yesterday, is it that NL was fasting

sundayslim:
Men of the Nigerian army have been deployed to handle the situation.

All hoodlums fled at the sight of these gallant men.

I've never seen such respect for uniform.

People were even standing with the policemen but I can't see a soul anywhere near 100-200ft of these soldiers.

PigMeat:

they are too charcoalsitic to be there. They will cause darkness(eclipse).

Qmerit:
In my opinion i am very sure this is one reason the cattle herds fulanis are always guiding their herds with weapons.
please don't quote me and insult me here ooo i am not supporting them killing farmers and villagers with same weapons ooooo.

Tolexander:
ya

possibly cos he isn't a fuji musician!

ifeyomade14:

yes,u are so on point, even if na to do gateman.

Tolexander:
So Tompolo can be like this?

Dear Tompolo,

You can just take a stroll to Abuja to collect the symbol of authority as the Chief priest of Egbesuland from the military sir!

orobs93:
Lol
Useless judiciary
Who obey laws in dis country

olapluto:

I sympathize with you. You do not understand what is going on around you, but you must talk, hence you pitch sides with the most simplistic side.

Here is what is going on:
1. Mr Ben Murray Bruce borrow money for bank. He use his companies as collateral. The loan is up to 10 Billion naira.
2. Mr common sense defaulted (i. e he did not pay back)
3. Government is taking over the collateral.
Nothing about military era. The people who will suffer the bad loan are the masses. Mr Bruce will not feel the pain one bit. Imagine UBA or Union bank closes because they cannot operate anymore. Imagine the number of poor Nigerians whose money will be gone. Will you prefer this happens or Mr Bruce pays his debt?
The government has done nothing wrong. If Mr. Bruce repays the loan tomorrow, it will be illegal for AMCON to still hold the building.

youngest85:



U wont undstand....


If u'v bn to nigerian prison b4, u wl relate wt me beta

Toosure70:
another damaged brain.

youngest85:
Army bn killing innocent people and call dem boko haram since 15B.c

trychris:
This calculation by Lere Olayinka to point out the age difference between President Buhari and his wife Aisha has set the twitter buzzing. Check it out:

Lere Olayinka
‏@OlayinkaLere
AISHA DON EXPOSE HERSELF:

Buhari is 73. Aisha is 45.

Age Gap is 32 years.

45 - 32 = 13 years old.

CHILD BRIDE?Bro Lere olodo niyin 73-45 =28 not 32

https://mobile.twitter.com/OlayinkaLere/status/745392148254597120