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Literature › No Winners For 2016 Etisalat Flash Fiction by jejemanito(op): 11:15pm On Jan 11, 2017*

Just saw this on their official Facebook page. The organizers should be ashamed of themselves. Turning writing contest into a beauty pageant undecided

Romance › Re: Map Reading! Lost Couple Look For Way Out In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by jejemanito: 10:20pm On Jan 11, 2017

Na wa oooo pre wedding pics don turn Diamond Rush

Very soon developers will start uploading pre wedding game apps on playstore

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Romance › Re: 10 Real Life Female Giants (with Pictures) by jejemanito: 10:18pm On Jan 11, 2017

Gosh do they look sick

Family › Re: Nigerian Dad Squandered Money Son Sent From Abroad by jejemanito: 10:11pm On Jan 11, 2017

This is the true definition of FVCK UP

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Politics › Re: Fayose Shuts NSCDC Headquarters In Ekiti by jejemanito: 2:25pm On Jan 11, 2017

Thug

Politics › Re: Senate Lawan Begins Duty As Senate Leader After Ousting Of Ex-leader Ali Ndume(p by jejemanito: 2:18pm On Jan 11, 2017

January 14 on my mind

That's the kickoff date for African Cup of Nations

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Family › Re: Malawian Journalist Accuses His Wife Of Being A Witch (Photo) by jejemanito: 2:17pm On Jan 11, 2017

soberdrunk:
She looks the part with her "Aunty Agatha" wig

Politics › Re: Buhari Sacks Jim Obazee, Orders Reconstitution Of FRC Board by jejemanito: 6:59pm On Jan 09, 2017

Travel › Re: Airport Official Catches Man Packaged As Yam Inside A Carton (video) by jejemanito: 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2017

When basketmouth said if slavery were to comeback Africans had volunteered to be sold, we thought he was joking

See mumu na. Even our forefathers never had to be packaged as yams.

Shame!

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Family › Re: Woman Who Gave Birth To Triplets Dies (Photos) by jejemanito: 5:46pm On Jan 09, 2017

Barney11:
it's well,God will send help! remember me oh Lord with triplets!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mystery Trees With Arabic Inscription In Ogun Turn Tourist Attraction by jejemanito: 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2017

Ogun

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Celebrities › Re: Tony Umez Flaunts His 4 Daughters (photos) by jejemanito: 5:36pm On Jan 08, 2017

Will Tony Umez accept the only type of fvck I have for his daughters?

If not, no fvcks will be given undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Adeboye Made Joseph Obayemi General Overseer - RCCG Releases Memo by jejemanito: 11:51am On Jan 08, 2017

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Plagiarizes Bush's Speech (Video) by jejemanito: 11:35am On Jan 08, 2017

FTC! Yea!

Oops...

Wrong page grin

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Romance › Re: "Every Girl I Tell I Live In Banana Island, I End Up Sleeping With' - Man Claims by jejemanito: 10:37am On Jan 08, 2017

Are you surprised huh

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Christianity Etc › Re: 2017 Prophecies By Prophet U.E James Of Fountain Of Hope Ministries Inc. by jejemanito: 10:24am On Jan 08, 2017

Mtchew

Romance › Re: Help Please, Can My Girlfriend Be Pregnant? by jejemanito: 10:20am On Jan 08, 2017

Ayam not understanding

Christianity Etc › Re: Women Who Swallow Semen Are Cannibals - Pastor Olukoya Of MFM by jejemanito: 10:12am On Jan 08, 2017

CaroLyner:
Mouth actions can be roughly divided into two groups: mouthings and mouth gestures. The former are borrowings from the surrounding spoken languages in the form of (silently) articulated words from those languages; the latter are usually analyzed as language-inherent mouth actions that can fulfill, for instance, adverbial functions, or serve to make a sign well formed.
thank me later

Werey

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Romance › Re: I Ate His Money, What Do I Do? by jejemanito: 10:05am On Jan 08, 2017

Jodha:
Well I didn't technically eat his money, he gave me (without me asking) and I collected. Although I don't see money as a criteria in choosing a spouse, I'm human, he kept insisting on wanting to take care of me(although I told him, I wanted him just as a friend)

The thing is right now I'm confused, I mean I no longer spend money anymore, he does almost everything for(drives me wherever I go, takes me out daily, except I refused, takes me shopping etc), the truth is that I don't see him as anything more than a friend.

Although he hasn't said anything related to sex, I'm scared (there's no free thing) at least in Nigeria.

Should I keep collecting from him and pretend he's an angel sent from heaven to take care of my needs or should I call it a quit (if I should, how do I do it)?

No harsh words please, I just need your candid opinion.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Women Who Swallow Semen Are Cannibals - Pastor Olukoya Of MFM by jejemanito: 9:57am On Jan 08, 2017

stupidity:
so whatever he preaches to his congregation shouldn't be practice by others? Is that how winning souls work?

Christianity Etc › Re: Women Who Swallow Semen Are Cannibals - Pastor Olukoya Of MFM by jejemanito: 9:53am On Jan 08, 2017*

How did daddy GO know of heads and swallowing of sperm undecided

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Politics › Re: Adebola Irede Daniel Bags Distinction In UK (Photos) by jejemanito: 9:16am On Jan 08, 2017*

I just had to give the tinniest of fvcks 'cause of his condition. Congrats dude

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Celebrities › Re: See How Davido Rush Garri And Egusi Soup(pics,video) by jejemanito: 9:08am On Jan 08, 2017

nifemi25:
Just wondering why my picture wasn't on here cos I just ate garri and egusi soup also. Is it because am not a celebrity like OBO. God am not asking for much, just give me half of dangote wealth. Amen

And you say you're not asking for too much