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Now, here’s a story from my childhood. When I was in primary school, my teacher said at the beginning of term that she would give the class a test, and whoever got the highest code would be the class monitor. Now, class monitor was a big deal. If you were a class monitor, you got to write down the names of noise-makers, which was heady enough power in its own. But my teacher would also give you a cane to hold in your hand while you walked around and patrolled the class for noise-makers. Now, of course you were not actually allowed to use the cane, but it was an exciting prospect for the 9-year-old me. I very much wanted to be the class monitor, and I got the highest score on the test. Then to my surprise my teacher said that the monitor had to be a boy. She had forgotten to make that clear earlier because she assumed it was obvious. A boy had the second highest score on the test and he would be monitor. Now what was even more interesting about this is that the boy was a sweet gentle soul who had no interest in patrolling the class with a cane. While I was full of ambition to do so. But I was female and he was male, and so he became the class monitor. And I’ve never forgotten that incident

Austin234:
RIP one of the super rich of our generation. Lesson learnt: The rich also cry

nengibo:
Inspiring words for someone born with a silver spoon, just shut up and spend Daddy's free money

Nigerians are an angry pipo

obyrich:
He is back!

I tell ya!

IamLEGEND1:
Naija babes when that cute niggah with the G wagon finally says 'hi'

Omo this one na Hurricane Irma

dacblogger:
Funny enough,you both used each other.

She had fun,you had fun... So don't come here n be feeling like you won American Visa lottery.

You both got played.

But my Dickson remained in tact while her drilling site stopped obeying Young's Modulus

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

deanmartins:
Not for God fearing men

Shoolar:
but Why the team name is Nairaland Devil? the devil will be glad that seun osewa is praising him. too bad!!!

verygudbadguy:
Somebody should tag the CEO... Oluwaseun Osewa.
This is an opportunity to meet the guy.