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TravelRe: We No Longer Issue Visas To Nigerians – Netherlands Embassy by jejemanito: 10:09am On Aug 23, 2017
taylor88:
y won't they deny us Visa




since u will give a Nigerian a 2 weeks medical Visa and he stays 105days



flood ur country with cabals and malams
They didn't "deny" us Visa. That's how you fail exam
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Cancels FEC Meeting Today by jejemanito:
grin At least those of us that never witnessed a coup gets to have a feel of it

The Federal Republic of Nigeria is now officially under a military siege orchestrated by Lt. Col. Oscar Ibibibo of the Royal Rats Brigade

Long live the rats!

Music/RadioRe: No Ban On Olamide, Davido And 9ice’s Songs - NBC by jejemanito: 9:31am On Aug 23, 2017
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Attacked, Escapes Lynching In Abuja’s Wuse Market At #ResumeOrResign by jejemanito: 1:58pm On Aug 15, 2017
"Dear Charles Oputa,
Nigeria is an unloved space. A large patrimony for which stakeholders are willing to die only in its sharing, not in its preservation. No one is willing to die for a nation that has no soul or some abiding bigger philosophy. A nation in which the citizens feel no sense of ownership. You can only protect or fight for what is yours at least. Nigerian resources are not deemed personal and worthy of protection: they are deemed to belong to no one in principle, so whoever gets there first, like in the wild, cuts his own share and scampers into the wood to eat. The people who are willing to fight for the soul of the nation, the true patriots, are to face both the contempt and hate of the political elite, and the doubt and sneer of the masses. Nigeria is a huge, unloved country filled for the most part with pauperized strangers who are, each person, a self-funded tier of government unto themselves—left to survive and fend for self—and eat what they can kill.
Thank you." - Immanuel James Ibe-Anyanwu
PoliticsRe: Niger State Residents React To 24-Hour Light Because Of Presence Of Osinbajo by jejemanito: 12:28pm On Aug 15, 2017
cheesy
SportsRe: Tecno To Recruit Young African Players To Play In The UK by jejemanito: 12:05pm On Aug 15, 2017
Abiodunspectre:
Terms and conditions

1. Both the participant and his/her guardian MUST have a passport and UK VISA already.
2. Available to go to UK from 23rd August to 30th August.

3. The fees include round-trip fly ticket, feeding, accommodation and transport during the 5 days training in UK which booked by TECNO.
4. 12-15 years old
5.The activity applys to the following countries only: Kenya, Tanzania, Mali, Nigeria, Egypt, Ghana and Cote d’lvoira.
6. Any dishonest move will disqualify your entry

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:27am On Aug 15, 2017
PreacherX:
Baddest Team. cool
Lemme guess, we just visited Facebook grin
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:26am On Aug 15, 2017
The Fellowship of The Wall cool

CareerRe: Use This ASUU Strike To Come Intern At Hotels.ng -CEO Of Hotels.ng , Mark Essien by jejemanito: 8:03am On Aug 15, 2017
dakeskese:
...

Instead of consoling these lads, he is mocking them.
Intern ko, lantern ni!
edeXede:
embarassed
They want cheap labour
bamite:
modern day slavery

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 8:00am On Aug 15, 2017
PreacherX:
Little Finger is that Master of Manipulation. Rightnow he will be playing Sansa and Arya together and if Arya ain't careful, she will start chasing pavement which her sister and she would forget who the real enemy is... LittleFinger.

I'm beginning to think that's why she's keeping Little Finger by her side not because of the Black Fish soldiers.
LittleFingeris is simply sticking to the always and forever version of his playbook.

"I am disadvantaged. I don't have the name of a great house. So I won't fight them. I can't fight them.

But I will fvck them!"

Thus says the master of divide and conquer. Division always give birth to chaos, his one and only ladder to the Iron throne.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 7:53am On Aug 15, 2017
Throwback: when Sansa passed her Game of Thrones WAEC

Quote me if you code cool

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 7:50am On Aug 15, 2017
I keep replaying this scene grin

Dany: Bend the knee or die

Soldiers: undecided undecided undecided undecided

Drogron: angry angry

Soldiers: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 7:41am On Aug 15, 2017
Fvcked up

EducationRe: We Will Not Join ASUU Strike – OAU Vice Chancellor by jejemanito: 7:22am On Aug 15, 2017
grin

This is funny

Think Ekpoma, think cultists

Think OAU, think strike

And now OAU, first of their name, King of strikes and the pioneer activists are now rejecting their favourite meal?
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 6:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
If I were D.D I'd rewrite Jon Snow outta the Targaryan bloodline unto that of Robert Baratheon. Make up something like Rob and Lily lashed before Ray came into the picture afterall Robert knew her since he was a child

There's something about spoilers I can not stomach no matter how little

Suddenly everyone knows and expect Jon to be revealed as Lyanna and Rhaegar's son come the final season... The "oh ah" moment for that plot has been stolen

I hate it
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 6:13pm On Aug 14, 2017
So it's gonna be Cersei v Dany now

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:31am On Aug 14, 2017
That student that goes to class, copies his note well, does all assignments then on exam day does the complete opposite

Gendry grin
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:11am On Aug 14, 2017
Is LittleFinger related to my mum?

That guy can hide someone's destiny!

Ordinary paper o undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:05am On Aug 14, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
And after she got off Drogon:

'They're beautiful, aren't they?'

Jon: wasn't the word I was thinking of, but...

Dany: Dafuq did you just say? grin

At first I was not totally on board the Jon/Dany train, but now........ Where do I sign in?
And everyone around them could see it. grin
Davos did, so did Tyrion & Varys, even Jorah who was there for barely a day could tell.
She even hid behind "I forbid you to go back beyond the Wall" when all she could scream-think of was "Please don't go... Please" embarassed
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 9:02am On Aug 14, 2017
CrimeRe: Nigerian, Malawian Girlfriends Arrested For Drug Trafficking (photo) by jejemanito: 8:45pm On Aug 13, 2017
Officer Jejemanito of NCAN Rapid Response Squad hereby calls for back up as my division cannot detect the origin of this convict

Over!
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu Poses With 2 Sexy Actresses (Photo) by jejemanito: 6:34pm On Aug 12, 2017
grin
Christianity EtcRe: About The Idea Of Heaven And Eternal Bliss by jejemanito: 6:19pm On Aug 11, 2017
edicied:
In Muslim heaven, you can do anyhow grin
grin grin grin

CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Okoro: My Fight With Yvonne Nelson Is Over by jejemanito:
Since I was born and now that I'm Old I have never seen a boob as succulent as Okoro's embarassed

Brothers have you seen? embarassed

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 5:43pm On Aug 11, 2017
codedguy1:
So seun na DICKon! grin

Kwantinu!!!
You just made me remember

Jamie: So how's going, Rickon right?

Dickon: Dickon

Bronn: bwahahaahahahhhhahahhahah

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 12:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Borno-
Biu
Baga
Bama
Maiduguri
Lassa

If google wasn't involved then...

TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito:
Meanwhile was it the maps of Essos and Westoros you guys dissected like that shocked

I would have said that this same people can't name one local govt area in Borno state but it's really none of my business
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by jejemanito: 12:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
Nice one Oga Legend. Thank you

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