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Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Older Women Stand Urinating And Younger Women Bend Urinating by jejemanito: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2014
Na wa oooOoOoo grin

Wetin person no go see for nairaland grin
PoliticsRe: Falling Oil Prices!!! Naira Faces Devaluation Soon. by jejemanito: 10:44am On Nov 07, 2014
pendy79:
[s]slowpoke and individuals who lack sense of objectivity and sound judgments abound on the social media. You come up with flaws and stupid arguement about shale gas and illinformed knowledge of the oil industry.

Siamese Twin are conjoined twin physically joined together. Figuratively can you compare a party formed 2 years ago to another formed over 16years? Has the APC formed the Central Government since inception that in your clear cut show of ignorance and stupidity you think the two of them deserve to be compared along same line of thoughts. Stupidly is not earned, it is a trait that is passed on from generation to generation and I won't need to bother where yours is passed from.

If Fashola and Oshiomole didn't bother to declare their intention to run or refuse to buy presidential forms. Is it the function of the party to forcefully field them.as it's candidate? Moronic and sycophantic dunce like you who lack knowledge or understand how democracy runs assumes a party will just field a candidate even if the person shows no interest.

You can come from the moon for all I care, you have a choice to vote who you wish either you stick the present clueless one or you go with the general wind of change flowing across the country . General Buhari will be the next president of Nigeria live with it or you go commit suicide.

The most foolish people are those who feels they know but they don't realize they are just as gullible like a tot licking on its lollipop and assumes the world ends there.

Ask a mad man, he assumes the man running away from.him is the mad one. That aptly describes your sorry state of mind.[/s]
cheesy he couldn't even make a valid point

supporters of APC doing what they do best SMH!

I am done with you. Have a nice day smiley
PoliticsRe: Falling Oil Prices!!! Naira Faces Devaluation Soon. by jejemanito: 10:39am On Nov 07, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
Count Buhari out. We all know how he resisted pressure to borrow from the IMF. When IBB got to power, he borrowed even though he knew one of the conditions was the devaluation of the naira.
Lol cheesy

You know this is the one of reasons I avoid politics section

It's filled with people who turn one episode of a film into the full seasonal movie. SMH!

So because of the crap you just wrote I should vote for him bah? Pathetic!

Then why didn't Saint buhari resist abacha's (the most devilish man ever to rule nigeria) offer to work for him undecided
PoliticsRe: Falling Oil Prices!!! Naira Faces Devaluation Soon. by jejemanito:
pendy79:
What I was taught of Siamese twins is that they are cojoined and attached double babies. So saying a child born 16years ago is a Siamese of another born 2 years ago is a wrong use of english and an uneducated and ill-informed choice of words.

The last time I check the president of Nigeria is jonaTAN not IBB, Atiku, OBJ, Buhari. Obama met an American Economy on its knees, in deep recession with over 30% out of work, industries and automanufacturers laying off staff, housing crisis and mortgage issues with homeowners and their bankers.

He didn't say george bush has damaged the economy so please bear with me there is nothing I can do. The American economy is back on its feet now and ours just like your madam harvard professor is facing challenges.

If gullible and stupid are foul words there are more heinous ones I could use to describe you and others who reasons like you but I will leave those two for now.

How much was our reserve when he came in? How much was our external loan portfolio when he came in? How much was crude selling then and how much was it during his 4and half years in office? How much power was the nation generating and how much are we now and despite the huge bills on the populace, are they seeing the light at all? how many economic saboteurs like mohammed abacha, ffk, ifeanyi uba did previous government pardoned and told to go with their loots?

You're are all children of bad governance in the south east and since you are not brought up to condemn your thieving governors, it will be difficult to expect you to condemn the one there now since you've a nepotic and religious affinity with him despite his flairs. Sorry to disappoint you Nigeria is not solely peopled by your clans.
Sorry to disappoint you I am not one of your so called nigerians who are blinded by sweet but yet empty speeches

Siamese? Wrong use of words? I bet you didn't pay enough attention in school while being taught 'figures of speech'

The last time you checked? And you also didn't check on how buhari IBB, OBJ performed during their miserable tenures? Pathetic!

And please stop insulting the american government by using it as an analogy with your knobheaded government officials
Not when sound minded politicians like Oshiomole and Fashola are in APC and yet the so-called progressives allow a useless brain-expired bigotry-addicted tyrant to be their flag-bearer

Instead of you and your fellow e-rats to convince your gayneral lord to humbly step-down from politics and allow bright-minded men to be the torch-bearers you're busy wasting your youthful mind fighting for a muppet that doesn't give a damn about your future. A fuvtard that's is only concerned about stuffing up his greedy pockets before he kicks his bucket


Reserve? Loan portfolio? An item sells for N100 in the 70's now sells for N5000 in 2014 and you expect a buyer to go get an N100 loan to buy that Item?

How much is crude selling now? Ahaahahahaha I didn't know your buttlicking will get to the level where you blame your president for the fall in the price of a commodity whose value is simply driven by the forces of demand and supply. Smh!

In fact calling you a fool would be an insult to foolish people so I will leave it for now undecided

And there he is turning his empty hoax into a tribal punch without being so sure about where I come from. Am I even surprised? Afterall isn't that what your gayneral specialises in? Most especially when it has to do with peeps from accross the niger? undecided mtcheeew

And yes one more thing: get an english teacher to lecture you on the difference between 'subjective and objective statements' if common googling is like rocket science to you before spamming my mentions like I am some GEJ e-rat undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Happened To Cheryl1 by jejemanito: 7:35am On Nov 07, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
abi..... I understand sha.


But anyhow he does it, make we dey win matches o. Na just wetin i want.

Forget winning league and win matches
Yh it's either 'top 4' or 'bust'
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Happened To Cheryl1 by jejemanito: 7:28am On Nov 07, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
i see am o. But i think say he suppose dey reach touchline come encourage and ginger the boys na. And not to sitdown for there dey do amebo with giggs grin.

We played good football o. I'm still looking forward to next match against crystal palace this weekend cool


e be like say you be United fan grin oya chop Knuckle
*chops the knuckle* Me be tight united fan na!

As for van gaal you suppose know say the guy don old na just like sir alex

Plus him like to dey copy note wella grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Happened To Cheryl1 by jejemanito: 7:19am On Nov 07, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
i think say the match end 1:1 sha


but come to think of it.....this thing wey LVG dey do for man. United. You think say e good?
The thing make sense na grin

You no see as man u almost finish man city last sunday upon say dem play 10 against 11

Just watch out for our next match cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Happened To Cheryl1 by jejemanito: 6:33am On Nov 07, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
exactly!


Did you watch the match between enyimba and kano pillars?
grin you and this your anagramic questions

I no watch sha grin
RomanceRe: Immature Males. by jejemanito: 5:59am On Nov 07, 2014
^^
Mynd is back lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Falling Oil Prices!!! Naira Faces Devaluation Soon. by jejemanito: 5:36am On Nov 07, 2014
pendy79:
When you are hoping and wishing the worst is over then comes a BIG BANG.

From a reserve of $48billion to less than $37billion in little over a year when crude was going on the high they kept stealing and spending, organising rallies and praise singing session over the country . Let see how long our reserve can sustain our trade and exchange need.

Tighten your belts nigerians, jonaTAN is fulfilling his destiny to drown the nation but salvation isn't far away.
Of course this is always an avenue to score miserable cheap points for you know who.....

Keep wasting your time thinking nigerians are as gullible as you are

Be it jonathan, buhari, obasanjo, atiku, IBB they all are birds of a feather!!

PDP & APC are nothing but siamese twins of the same ugly mother!!!

See his mouth like jonaTAN this jonaTAN that as if funds mismanagement started in 2011 mtchew
RomanceRe: Taking Bathe Together With Your Opposite Sex Siblings by jejemanito: 5:34am On Nov 07, 2014
Smh
RomanceRe: Funny Formats People Use Online: by jejemanito: 5:30am On Nov 07, 2014
Very very legit
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Happened To Cheryl1 by jejemanito: 5:23am On Nov 07, 2014
Op is high on coke mixed with something sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by jejemanito: 8:07pm On Nov 06, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
Tinka alaba alaba alaba tinkooooooo grin
EventsRe: You Won't Believe This Is Lagos..........lagos Is Truly A Beautiful! by jejemanito: 8:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
Is this supposed to be a news huh
RomanceRe: . by jejemanito: 8:03pm On Nov 06, 2014
Heartbeat
EducationRe: Universities In Nigeria Total Fees Break Down by jejemanito: 7:57pm On Nov 06, 2014
StrongPenis:
[s]University of Akobikobi (France...where I schools) ....Fees converted to naira

Tuition Fees per semester = 70,000
School Fees per semester = 25,000
Exam fees = 30,000
[/s]
You school in france yet you don't know how to read? undecided

The topic said 'universities in nigeria' undecided

I don't blame you. That's what you get when you decide to school in france instead of russia undecided

#Team Russia!
FamilyRe: SUICIDE My NEXT OPTION If This Fails Too!!! by jejemanito: 7:10pm On Nov 06, 2014
egopersonified:
Na here I go dey, this op go get 1m on top this thread. Abeg you people should help my cause too, all I need is a tear rubber nissan murano, I dream about it sef. Pls, familylanders, help cos I dont want to go the way of the op over this vehicle.

Btw, op, I think I would have more respect and sympathy for someone who sells her body than one who commits suicide.
Why you wasting your time ni?

Go open thread jor!!

BTW oga Seun I think it's high time you create a new section tagged 'SUICIDE' biko

The 1st one was in Diaries now this one is in Family section angry

It's making NL look clumsy angry
FamilyRe: SUICIDE My NEXT OPTION If This Fails Too!!! by jejemanito: 7:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
alutacontinua:
If I reply you now, you go open thread for suicide too sad
what's with this imbeccile, anyway? lipsrsealed
Dies again!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: SUICIDE My NEXT OPTION If This Fails Too!!! by jejemanito: 7:01pm On Nov 06, 2014
Mrfils:
Op na FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND NAIRA u write like dat (500k)?u no even fear!

U con dey threaten us say u go drink coke mixed with something...

I think 2014 ushered in a new style, and so far it seems to b working.. It's time to reason it too


BTW Op, u mentioned other options which may not sound so gud to every reader here, bt dnt u think they're worth giving a shot b4 u think of opting to drink coke mixed with something? grin
Dies!!!!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: SUICIDE My NEXT OPTION If This Fails Too!!! by jejemanito: 7:00pm On Nov 06, 2014
Bunsky:
I just left the hospital,she asked to be left alone,after taken 10 bottles of something, but is not enough.
Nice. You're indeed a good sister



And lest I forget I hope those 10 bottles were mixed with something! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Be A Full-time Housewife? by jejemanito: 6:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
Ukutsgp:
my wife's boss may be.... Complete it. grin grin
Nah Back to sender

complete ya sef tongue
RomanceRe: Which Of These Online Behaviours Do You Detest Most In A Lady ? by jejemanito: 5:26pm On Nov 06, 2014
tosyne2much:
1. You Should Be The One To Start Up A Chat As A Guy
These ones won't start up a chat first because they don't want you to have an impression that they are desperate about you.. Even if they stay in your list for 10yrs, they would never start up a chat


2. Any Guy Who Likes Chatting With Them Wants To Woo Them
Honestly this is so annoying. Some of them believe that every guy who frequently poke them, inbox them or add them want to vibe/toast them.

3. The Ones Who Strike Up a Chat With You In times of Need
When these ones strike up a chat with you, there's 90% probability that it's either they need a favour from you or they want to renew their internet bundle


4. The Ones Who Act As If They Don't know You Any Longer
These are probably your former class mates, few years later you stumbled upon their username and sent them request, only for them to pretend they cant remember having you as a classmate just to show class

5.Changing Display Pictures By Intervals
This kind of ladies repulse me a lot, they can change up to 20 DPs a day, you see them changing display pictures unnecessarily as if they are into beauty contest

6. The Smiley Users
These ones are lazy to type, therefore they reply using smileys.
E.g, how are u ? cool
How was your exam ? grin

7. Monosyllabic replies
You took your time to compose a msg to someone, only for you to be replied with, " 5n u ?, kul u ?, yap u ? Yup u ?

8. Those Who Deliberately Ignore Your Msgs
You have sent her numerous msgs without any reply and you thought she must be busy, only for you to see her changing and uploading different pictures without replying your msgs


9. They Send Request Are Unwilling To Chat
Majority of the ladies are guilty of this, they would send you friend request and expect you start up a chat first just because they expect you to do that first because they have done you a great favour being the one to send friend request


10. The Ones Who Uploads the Picture Of A guy and start Worshipping him
I'm not saying is too bad but the manner at which some ladies do it is just so alarming. These ones uploads the picture of a guy and worship him as if he's the saviour of the earth.. If they can channel that praises to God, I'm sure God will quickly open the windows of Heaven unto them in no time
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Be A Full-time Housewife? by jejemanito: 5:22pm On Nov 06, 2014
I won't even let my wife be a housewife

Not even one bit!

Not to talk full-time! Haba
undecided
RomanceRe: Serious Question, No Ofense & Please Advise! by jejemanito:
dechandel:
Why did they set you free??
tobiboss:
How I found myself here, I'll never know undecided
gringrincheesy

You two just made me disgrace myself right now! angry

Imagine being in a crowd and laughing like jackass!

NL una no go kill me! grin
RomanceRe: Serious Question, No Ofense & Please Advise! by jejemanito: 5:08pm On Nov 06, 2014
vizkiz:
grinBut seriously, peeps sending those kinnda Silly BC needs to be shot in the head tongue
As in eh! gringrin
RomanceRe: Serious Question, No Ofense & Please Advise! by jejemanito: 3:02pm On Nov 06, 2014
^^

Vizkiz your signature just cracked me up cheesy
RomanceRe: Come And See Sweet Love!!! 2face+annie Ooouch (pix) by jejemanito: 2:44pm On Nov 06, 2014
WIZGUY69:
lipsrsealed
[size=24] op. you fit swear say na Benue be there destination? liar.[/size]
Bros why dem lock your thread? Abi oga @ the top don vex lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Come And See Sweet Love!!! 2face+annie Ooouch (pix) by jejemanito: 2:42pm On Nov 06, 2014
ayswags:
Dirty me,I thought she was giving 2baba a blowjjob grin grin grin grin
Haba!!!!!

Indeed dirty you!!

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