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Sports / Re: Luis Suarez Buys A New House For Philippe Coutinho In Barcelona by Jekonmor(m): 11:52am On Jan 10, 2018
Hmmmm.
Good start.
Education / Re: Guys Kiss & Grab Boobs Of Osun College Of Education Student As They Graduate by Jekonmor(m): 9:59am On Dec 16, 2017
Her bride price is just 2 tom tom and handshake.

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Romance / Re: Is It Reasonable To Accept Your Ex Back For A Relationship? by Jekonmor(m): 12:11am On Dec 13, 2017
I'll like to ask you.

What do you want in your relationship?
Who do you want to be with?
What is your heart telling you?

If a guy has 10girlfriends, there's one your heart will always love and want...no matter what!

Follow your heart, don't let your di*k lead you.
Sports / Re: Which Football League You Like Most In The World by Jekonmor(m): 9:48am On Dec 08, 2017
Champions League... grin
Sports / Re: The Official Ballon D’or Rankings 2017 by Jekonmor(m): 8:46am On Dec 08, 2017
Issokay
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Jekonmor(m): 12:14pm On Dec 02, 2017
makky555:



Lol... I was asked to bring the eyelash of cricket with two newly laid egg of a lion and the paws of a tilapia fish

Wow! U are so lucky dear.
I was told to look for a mad snake and 2 blind elephants. cry

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Romance / Re: Guys I Need Your Advice. My Gf Said She Need A Break But We Can Still Be Friends by Jekonmor(m): 9:51pm On Dec 01, 2017
Your relationship need serious talk.
If she truly loves you, she won't ask for a break...Break for what? Coz her mom scold her for having a relationship?
Guy, if u allow the break, u allow break-up.
You guys should talk abt things and surely, things will work out. Say no to break...dats introduction to break up.
Romance / Re: Why Marriages Are Not That Sweet After Wedding These Days by Jekonmor(m): 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2017
This is what we need. Good one.
Literature / Re: "EDGE" - A Short Story By Korayday Azeez :: Thriller by Jekonmor(m): 6:33pm On Nov 08, 2017
Great one.
Kudos.

Lemme sit nd start reading.

Next update pls

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Politics / Re: 3-Hour Non-Stop Rain Leaves Ifako Roads Heavily Flooded In Lagos by Jekonmor(m): 7:10pm On Nov 05, 2017
[quote author=12345baba post=62078915]Rain still dey fall?


Nooo...na granite fall sad
Celebrities / Re: Veteran Actress, Shan George Reveals How She Got Married At 16 (photo) by Jekonmor(m): 3:53pm On Oct 21, 2017
U got lucky I must say
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Puts Undies And Overused Laundry On Display [PICS] by Jekonmor(m): 3:47pm On Oct 21, 2017
Good for her
Education / Re: Unilorin Post-utme: Male Candidates Made To Cut Their Hair, Females Rent Wrapper by Jekonmor(m): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2017
oviejnr:
The last time I said this, some of their alumni attacked me. Certified advance secondary school grin grin


I have one in my room here, anytime we talk about sch and he mention UNILORIN...I just give up d conversation. Mi o le waku

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Romance / Re: 5 Things You Can Borrow From Your Boyfriend’s Wardrobe by Jekonmor(m): 2:53pm On Sep 14, 2017
That's how my ex borrow my finest top then and slim fit it....evil child

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 9:34am On Sep 14, 2017
See as I dey run with pastor Osi...choi!
Souloho, just kill me abeg.
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 10:35am On Sep 01, 2017
Wapapod:
Lets start putting down our odds.

WHO IS THE DEVIL??

Stevenson (3.28)-The European

Paul(1.99)-The Lagosian.

Benedict(1.42)-The butcher

Okwudili(0.0)-Dead

Pastor Batholomew(1.56)

(Souoluho)(153.00)

Is anybody with me?



Yes.
I place my bet on Steve
Literature / Re: Love Hiccups by Jekonmor(m): 6:04pm On Aug 31, 2017
(Ghost mode unlock)

Please when will I see the next update

I will continue the story myself oo

(Ghost mode activated again)
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Jekonmor(m): 10:14am On Aug 31, 2017
Centino:
Preetiex wink, Thundhay, Jesutourmewer, MichaelBlake40, HelenBee, Jekonmor, xamiel4, Grendel, adealaric, Shesweetdie, ibro2much, Dhavido, sheycrown, aragonchuks, menace001, olumose001, Hundreddegrees, efeteb, Emzyme, Fabulouski, YINKS89, DiegoNakel, yormhienerd, eitsei, jojothaiv, bejeria101, Disneylady, Bridgetania, winkmart, nanadeeva01, AyamConfidence, drewsman, abubakarbabang7, Frankenstein, jagugu88li, do4luv14, ehmusshogun, EvaJael, Kimkardashain, meneski, rapsodi6, empress101....everybody. I don update o. you are all invited.


Oya baba ~50cent~ I mean Centino himself.
Nice one bro, laff wan cripple me sha. I dey wait for the next update sha.
Good one bro.

I get weed o, make I supply u?
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 7:07pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ayomicome:
Thanks but no thanks...a chair with no legs? I'll pass....standing at the back here I can see in black and red,that's enough,

No thanks Dats harsh oo

You are seeing in black and red

I comment my reserve. undecided
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2017
Ayomicome:
Man! I have missed....how come I never got the mention....am going to have to sit on the floor or will someone be kind enough to lap me shocked

Choi! I for lap u oo
But come nd sit on this chair.


But b careful oo, the 4legs don remove oo.

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 2:22pm On Aug 30, 2017
PWEETYWIZZY:
Osi d jealous man. Steve must b mad indeed. Pastor wey dey cause pesin.
Welldone souloho.


Pastor Na human being Na
Nd he get feeling for the person Wey Steve wan kiss Na.
If Na me......I'll beat him until he turns black.

Souloho baba!
I don print d award I will give u.
Data nd mb fall on u with better power bank if phcn fumble.

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 1:59pm On Aug 26, 2017
KpagoGIN:

What if Souloho ends up being the devil who wears OKrika nobody seems to-be considering the writer


Sir....
He's the one controlling the devil so........I rest my case here.

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 12:32pm On Aug 26, 2017
Welcome to Who Wants To Be A Billionaire

Answer this question and win 30 Billion

Who is the devil in the great story (Wey never finish sef) "devil wears okrika"
A) Osi (The Man of God)
B) Pastor Bathelomeow (Ghost Pastor)
C) Benedict (Youth Leader)
D) Stevenson (The reporter/European)
E) Devil (I mean Lucifer himself)
F) Souloho (The writer)
G) Paul (One boy I don't like)
H) Reverend (The one in Port Harcourt)
I) All the guys in Nairaland (Minus me)
J) All of the Above.


Lemme come and be going.
Souloho and Davido will give the winner the money.

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Jekonmor(m): 2:50pm On Aug 25, 2017
After reading this katakata post, I've been looking for enough space to faint.

Lwkm
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 2:32pm On Aug 25, 2017
sKeetz:
I am the devil.

I am in my house, come and beat me sad




I'm sure Okudili is reading this. cheesy

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 8:13pm On Aug 17, 2017
On my toes...
Bring it on.
More! More!! More!!!

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by Jekonmor(m): 1:26pm On Aug 15, 2017
The devil wears okirika....dis one hit me big time. God bless the brother behind this story, I will send money to your account 'coz of this story.

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