₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,116 members, 8,434,151 topics. Date: Friday, 26 June 2026 at 10:29 AM

Toggle theme

Jelal007's Posts

Nairaland ForumJelal007's ProfileJelal007's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 18 pages)

RomanceRe: Househelp Shows How Life Has Changed After Landing Oyinbo Hubby (pics) by jelal007(m): 10:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
ReneeNuttall:
Every womans dream is to be with the right person for the right reasons, yes the man might be older than her, but théy are both happy together so who am I to judge them? Btwn the man might be a widower or divorced
Who ask ur opinion?
PoliticsRe: "I Don't Know When I Will See My Family" - Says Gallant Nigerian Soldier. Photos by jelal007(m): 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2016
TPAND:
Do your job gallant soldier... Stop looking for compassionate encomium. Be focus, fight the battle and Win. Then you will return home to your family.

That was what you signed for
How dumb can some people be? He's being human. Irrespective of what they signed up 4,they're still HUMAN numb nuts. Something u clearly don't understand. Sac of shit.
PoliticsRe: Major Erasmus, A Soldier Killed In Borno By Boko Haram (pics) by jelal007(m): 8:32am On Oct 08, 2016
eposho:
Don't c reason anyone should die for Nigeria.
Dullard....it isn't about Nigeria. Its about humanity stupid. That's what keeps them going.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Too Proud To Apologise by jelal007(m): 9:07am On Oct 07, 2016
cococandy:
'Obey' 'disobey'.

your wife is not a child to demand obedience from. I have a hunch her attitude is a last ditch effort to retain some dignity since you are already treating her like a child.

Change. Engage her like an adult. Talk to her like your mate not your subordinate. I believe you will see some compromise from her.
Feminist alert!!! Which part of the post states he sees her as a subordinate? A man wants 2b incharge of his home,if he tells his wife 2 stop smtin he doesn't want/like she should oblige him. And likewise,if a woman doesn't like smtin,d man should quit. Your hunch is quite misleading seeing that u're the kind of woman (or lady) who doesn't see anything in disobeying her man.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by jelal007(m): 12:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
rexben:
No religion of the world is created or founded by God. All are manmade.
Come out of every religion and follow Jesus. He is the way to the Father. Religion, not even Christianity can't take you to God.
Christianity presents itself to be presenting God but they can't.
Only Jesus represented God and He asked people to follow His footsteps.
Once again, quit religion
I have never a comment on NL as self-contradicting as this before. SMH
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Man On Assignments - Tinubu by jelal007(m): 2:27pm On Oct 04, 2016
welearneveryday:
YES, Buhari is a man on assignment. Take it or leave it, he has awoken the fight for corruption in Nigeria whether it is one sided, daz is anoda issue 4debate. Buharis biggest challenge is dat he knows little or notin about economics and business, and his economic team is also poor in dat area. Also, Buhari doesnot have a big heart like Nelson Mandela 2accept evry1 as "his own'" irrespective of their religion, tribe, sex and so on. Best Job 4buhari is EFCC chairman, take or leave it.
U just spoke my mind...eventhough I campaigned and voted 4 him,I've always known he was economically dull. But we weren't given much of a choice were we? If it wasn't pmb,it would've being gej. Do u honestly think the nation will be standing with such fall in crude oil price? #Myview
CelebritiesRe: DJ Zeeny Celebrates Her 12th Birthday With A Performance At O.P.E.N Event by jelal007(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2016
soberdrunk:
I will continue to say it, this "child" has no business being a "dj", 80% of Nigerian songs contain explicit lyrics that isnt meant for a "12 years old". A child has no business in "a bar" or "a club", apparently 'child protective services' is either non-existent in Nigeria or "non-functional". Her parents should be ashamed of themselves........... angry angry
What's this dude saying? Is every social event held in a bar? What's wrong with a youngster being a DJ. She has a gift,with her parents blessing she'll go places.
FamilyRe: Will I Ever Get Married? by jelal007(m): 8:50pm On Oct 03, 2016
seizethaBae:
Thanks all for your kind and wise advice.I really appreciate. @Chubhie;God bless you for putting up that piece together,indeed such a wise God we serve. But y wld i pray to God for 3solid years to have feelings for someone,did everytin possible for me not to lose this great guy,I TRIED I REALLY TRIED,yet nothing happen?. I really cant go deep discussing that relationship bcus he is a nairalander(he might put one or two tins togeda and figure out its me),but just picture NO SINGLE FEELINGS AT ALL,NONE THAT CAN EVEN MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK FOR 24HRS hence i treat him as i want,even tho im not a bad person dat treat people anyhow.
Perhaps,its time u took a closer look at urself. 4rm this point u made,I can confidently say u're the architect of ur problem. Perhaps,u need 2 learn how 2 love.
FamilyRe: Will I Ever Get Married? by jelal007(m): 8:47pm On Oct 03, 2016
Chubhie:
You place premium on intelligence.Has it occurred to you that your ideal husband could be too busy locked away with passion in putting his intelligence to work?

Paths MUST be crossed either through angelic orchestration or self-help.

Dont appear desperate cos an intelligent dude can spot such from one mile radius.

Look for locations or places you feel your ideal intelligent dudes congregate and adapt to such environments.

Iron sharpens iron.you MUST first become that which you desperately seek.

It must be a give and take situation with that which you seek or you end up bored and miserable with them.

Can you be comfortable with a Seun sitting in front of his computer all day and coding in alien languages without having his bath?

You talk of an ex being all perfect yet you can't love him? You must understand that love is a fleeting sensation and barely enough to see you through marriage.

If that your ex ticks all the other boxes why not work on yourself and reconsider him?

You can not have everything on a plater of gold else that's rigging from your maker.

Perhaps,your maker is looking up to you to make this one decision.Such a wise God!
Brotherly,U're mouthed. U just spoke my mind. @seizethabae needs 2 read this.
Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving by jelal007(m): 2:40pm On Oct 03, 2016
divinelove:
Babe kwa abeg I be man oooo no try am ooo angry angry angry

If ur find midget Mallam nasir el rufia dt attractive then all hopes on u r lost
Lol....wasn't talking 2u but @ihatebuhari. By the way,there's nothing attractive abt u lol.
Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving by jelal007(m):
divinelove:
Na him b say na ur village ppl go win dt day grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Asks Buhari To Grant Presidential Pardon/amnesty To Treasury Looters by jelal007(m): 8:54am On Oct 03, 2016
Not a bad suggestion if u ask me;giving how weak and whacked the legal system is in Nigeria. After over 1yr+ of anti-corruption fight,all we keep hearing is bail hearing. Haba!!!
LiteratureRe: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by jelal007(m): 7:07am On Oct 03, 2016
chistar01:
Yup... coming sooner than you think
At last u heeded our suggestions. That's great man. Will be checking ur blog 4 updates.
LiteratureRe: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by jelal007(m): 6:53am On Oct 03, 2016
@Chappychase remover @Mynd44 4rm the list please. Take the dude 2d 'Top banning moderators' on nairaland.
LiteratureRe: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by jelal007(m): 6:52am On Oct 03, 2016
slyxavi:
you've spoilt the list op!...just comot My.nd44 to banning section... angry angry angry..
Very true....that's his talent.
1 Like
LiteratureRe: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by jelal007(m): 6:03pm On Oct 02, 2016
Eze2000:
Apologies for the absurd reply then. The book is 500 naira.
Okay....no apologies needed. When will the complete book be ready?
LiteratureRe: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by jelal007(m): 9:59am On Oct 02, 2016
Eze2000:
sorry Jelal. on my new website to be ready any day now, once registered, you may the free works of other authors and any other free work I have in the future after i become financially stable but not now.

Talking the necessity of free works, below was the response I got on another section of Nairaland yesterday and it got so many likes and shares.
All I needed was a simple yes or no answer. If we're paying up,how much will it be?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy's New Vessel And Crew Arrive Malaysia In Style. See Photos by jelal007(m): 6:39pm On Oct 01, 2016
prettyboi1989:
what makes a ship stealthy is nt in its appearance but in its build up. a stealth ship is one that can not be detected by radar or sonar. n if d said nigerian ship is stealthy, so be it.
U're the kind who believes whatever he reads in the news. Go and do a research on what stealth is about. There's a certain way stealth crafts appear,that thing they call stealth isn't stealth. I don't need any explanations about what stealth entails,cos clearly u don't know squart abt it.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy's New Vessel And Crew Arrive Malaysia In Style. See Photos by jelal007(m): 5:24pm On Oct 01, 2016
Stealth kor,invincible ni. Does that look like a stealth ship 2u? With all these boats,militants dey bombard we pipelines anyhow. I tire 4 9ja matter. Let's hear Lai Moh'd say PMB procured dis one.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Shown He Belongs To Somebody After All – PDP by jelal007(m): 2:30pm On Oct 01, 2016
blueto:
Stop asking silly questions and crawl like a typical zombie out of this thread.
And stop being a senseless wailer full of hate and ignorance. The degree of pain being expressed by u wailers is unbelievable. Get a life and grow up. PMB doesn't know u of any1 4rm ur generation exists. Do urself a favour,and quit being a directionless wailer.
LiteratureRe: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by jelal007(m): 10:40pm On Sep 30, 2016
Eze2000:
The wait won't be long. the story should move into first editing stage this Sunday and then its only a matter of days from there.
Unlike in part 1 where only Alex sole character the part 2 has more than 5 characters come alive and that's why its complex but I will it for sure and soon.
Nice.....will u be given us some episodes 4 free? Or is everything (part 2) going 2b 4 sale? If it is,at what price? Thanks
CrimeRe: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by jelal007(m): 9:55pm On Sep 30, 2016
Goahead:
"SaharaReporters also learned that the CNB is attempting to keep details of Mr. Emefiele wife’s abduction hidden from the media because it may scare off investors in Nigeria."

Who in his right mind will dream of investing in Nigeria with Buhari in power?
U should add 'T' 2 ur moniker. GoaThead. U reason like a goat. Didn't u hear the chinese and the french are coming in? Yeyeh dey worry U.
CrimeRe: Margaret Emefiele Kidnapped. CBN Governor's Wife Abducted By Armed Men by jelal007(m): 6:23pm On Sep 30, 2016
This is good news....e remain buhari wife. LMAO. If anybod quote me ehnnn.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Iara Celebrate Obaseki's Victory (Photos) by jelal007(m): 2:44pm On Sep 30, 2016
That dude beside Lara oshiomole though. If Osho baba catch u ehnnn....lol
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m): 10:45pm On Sep 29, 2016
grin
chuose2:
ur religion
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/14/19/28A1DFD900000578-3082114-image-m-15_1431628486682.jpg
tongue
chuose2:
ur religion
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/14/19/28A1DFD900000578-3082114-image-m-15_1431628486682.jpg
Small boy...I laugh no be small. Funny thing is,a mumu like u can't even back up his arguments with concrete facts. But I'm not surprised though,U just proved my point again and again. I'm done talking 2a block head.
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m): 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2016
chuose2:
How can I be stupid when ur the one following a man who married a 6yr old gal and can't promise salvation but only 72virgins.
I mean listen to yourself.

In Christianity we dont preach violence, but in ur religion violence is preached.
Even ur wives are jihaded.
that 10 Billion are following a pedophile does not make it right grin
I just showed ur quotes 2 a friend who's a xtian,she's just laughing really hard right now. I guess ur ignorance is baffling,I wonder if ur pastors teach u these things in church. U talk of salvation and here u are talking trash. And u say u're not STUPID? SMH,lol
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m): 10:34pm On Sep 29, 2016
chuose2:
How can I be stupid when ur the one following a man who married a 6yr old gal and can't promise salvation but only 72virgins.
I mean listen to yourself.

In Christianity we dont preach violence, but in ur religion violence is preached.
Even ur wives are jihaded.
that 10 Billion are following a pedophile does not make it right grin
Its official,u're mental nut-case. Who needs psychiatric exam. Is this how u were taught 2 preach salvation? U don't preach violence,yet ur brethren in uganda,USA etc are violent. Mumu, smh in pity. Fool said jihaded? Did ur mama teach u that one?
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m): 8:48pm On Sep 29, 2016
chuose2:
Na you need sense, that you think that blowing people up will get you to paradise to knack 72 virgins grin grin grin grin


How hilarious grin grin grin grin


Does that sound rational to you? angry angry angry angry

In Christianity, Jesus died as the sacrificial lamb for our sins.
So we dont need to blow anybody up
grin grin grin grin

Try Jesus bro, He is alive, while the peaceful religions founder is DEAD grin grin grin grin
U're just too stupid. Extremists exist everywhere (even in the xtian world). But being an ignorant dude,u can't see any of that. How do u judge a faith of 1.6 billion+ followers by the actions of a few? Its like saying all white men are slave masters 4 what they did 2d black race. But being a buffoon,I don't expect u 2 understand that. Once again,u just proved my point once again (no matter how I use a big sledge hammer 2 break ur head,sense can never get inside). Jesus is ur saviour abi? Its a pity he couldn't save u 4rm ur ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m): 3:24pm On Sep 29, 2016
chuose2:
Must we argue, the whole world knows the religion that breds violence.

we all know. grin

you're not gonna blow me up now are you?

that religion cannot perform one single miracle, but it's foounder married a 6yr old baby and ended up as its prophet.
that I agree is a miracle.

If a christian did that, we will deal with him.
in that religion that founder ended up a prophet grin grin grin

that religion is something else.



there is no debate, Jesus is far superior to the bomb loving religion grin grin grin

I don waka joor.
Ohhhh,clap 4 urself. See as u just sunk deeper in2 ignorance. Anyways, e no matter. How person go take knock some sense in2 person wey get block head? Its just not possible.
PoliticsRe: Borno To Rebuild Churches Destroyed By Boko Haram by jelal007(m):
chuose2:
Can the 10yr old also tell that that religion of peace is blood thirsty and has nothing to do with God?
Where it's founder married a 6yr old baby and it's members blow people up to please their god? tongue

Surely it's the most peaceful religion on earth, that why it sheds blood everywhere. grin



Well for sake of argument, lets say u are right.
As you said committed in the past, it's all in the past

Today, we all know the only religion on earth that turns people violent.

We all know the only religion that preaches blowing people up to make paradise grin

We all know the religion that nobody what's their people. grin grin grin



You're not going to blow me up now are you?


LETS FACE THE FACTS GENTLEMEN, THERE IS NO WAY YOUR RELIGION CAN BE OF GOD.
WE ALL KNOW THAT IN CHRISTIANITY JESUS DIED FOR US. grin
IN YOUR RELIGION YOU BLOW PEOPLE UP FOR YOUR RELIGION. shocked

WE DON'T FIGHT FOR JESUS, JESUS FIGHTS FOR US.
YOUR RELIGION CANNOT FIGHT FOR YOU, SO YOU BLOW PEOPLE UP WORLDWIDE grin

NOW TELL ME WHICH DO YOU THINK IS GREATER? grin
I am dumba**. I thought I was even arguing with som1 who knew history,didn't know he was really ignorant. In the past u say? Ohhh,u now agree ur brethren are as evil as the people u judge;good boy. But just 2 knock some sense in2 thick skull; some of these events may have occurred in d past but its relics survive till this day. Are u aware the lords resistance army in uganda is still active till date? Killing people at will. How about the KKK (a xtian fanatic,racist group)? How about so-called xtian-led nations and organisations 4 their perpetration of racism,slavery and war? slowpoke,no dey display ur 'mumuism' 2d whole world.
PoliticsRe: Militants Blow Up NPDC Pipeline In Delta State by jelal007(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2016
Good job boys.....bomb everything down there. Una do well ehnnn. Shey dis 1 don make una land better?Lol
PoliticsRe: Soldier Helps Woman Give Birth After Fleeing Her Village Over Boko Haram. Photo by jelal007(m): 12:17pm On Sep 29, 2016
safarigirl:
Lol imagine, so she didn't name her child after the soldier because of his religion?

Maybe one of the Muslim BH members that caused her to flee her community should have assisted her in birthing her child so that she can give him a name that is accepted in her religion.

You can now see why Africa is backward, such zombie mentality
Shut up..can an igbo woman name her kid Abubakar? This has 2do with african/muslim culture. Perhaps the nearest meaning of the soldier's name is wat she gave her kid in arabic. Besides,his efforts were well praised. Must u bring bigotry in2 this issue? Who's backward in their mentality now?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 18 pages)