₦airaland Forum

AirmanB:
Sickness dey cause I'm sha, especially typhoid.

Abeg, b4 u step foot for academy, treat malaria n typhoid b4 u go

Shebi them suppose give vaccination for arm b4 training..

Abi na carry go except u sick go MRS

Boyka007:
This is the second time that you are saying this, please can we have your full name, and picture? I would love to willingly decline if we are sent on a mission together

Lol
Bro on a serious note people like that guy hardly die, but they are likely to put their men at risk. He fit get something wey he believe on.

We gat see him face make we know am, if he wan put him life at risk na him sabi but abeg e no come use him own implicate others

Wanetwamos:
If that was how he died in training, he won't be coordinating trainings now... He should take it easy on people's Children abeg... Give me his phone number, lemme talk some senses into his head please.

My belle.
Wetin u want follow m talk?
How u want start?

Wasting of time

Mugiwaraluffy:

My planting na 5mins with anti-plant o
Aswear I dey imagine how person dey sleep for that position

I don't use anti plant, I go like try am.. Make I see how e go be

sikowitz17:
wey you suppose Dey in 1hr now!!

Boss the spirit is willing but the body(neck n leg) just can't

Mugiwaraluffy:
On God.
Me wey be say thinking of planting dey give me PTSD sef.
I put the picture as screensaver for my system make I dey zero my mind small small

Lol
I.don dey start my own small small self, but can't still surpass 1mins.. My mind dey tell me WETIN DEY OCCUR

Mugiwaraluffy:
I don't have problems with training.
But you see jobs. Baba make this man calm down o
Make casualties no happen o

Bro na only jobs fit break me..
For training we die there

sikowitz17:
lol they will japa after resumption..that one is sure.. the commandant said a lot of things about course 47 that’s resuming.. lemme just lock up before they say I want to discourage people.. but you people already bought it
Just pray that something miraculous will happen and they carry sarham away..

E be like say sarham dey check nairaland once a while

sikowitz17:
water with tiny sharp stones inside...but mostly water.. now look at this video.. they did this to female cadets... key word female cadets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Qi7gKD-Zg&t=7s

Na wa..
N them go do us this thing on our first day

sikowitz17:
Dont worry.. you won’t die.. just almost..
My general advice, when watering starts, try not to move so much except for when you are rolling from one side to the other.. the water can tear your back if you keep moving to control the impact of the water on your back
2.. the cadets would want to water you say like 7-12 times.. if you do hard guy and don’t cry or roll around, it can double to 20+.. if they believe you can take it, they will want to do till you get to your breaking point...
3.. when they file us out for watering parade, wear thick boxers.. maybe even 2 or 3..
4.. don’t approach a cadet that knows you or you’re familiar with for watering... you’ll regret it..
5..it’s only 9 months and Sarham is still there..prepare for this watering parade from 1st week and it’ll last for hours...after which proper jobbing will commence..
6.. start training your wrists by pushing weights(pushing it with your hands almost close together and not wide apart)... it’ll help you when you start hanging up.
7..if e sure for you, buy slippers now and start practicing with anti plant...
8... the best time to have started running your 3.20kms was early this year.. if you are waiting for list before you start you will be on your own..
9..try your best possible to not buy job for your course mates.. they can press your neck in the night lol.
10.. nothing like sleep in the academy! Enjoy it now..from screening you’ll understand
11.. Expectations create disappointments.. don’t expect anything when you get in.. just live life there everyday as it comes and pray! 9 months will feel like 9 years but it’s not entirely a time of suffering.. there’d Be time for laughs, fun that you create amidst yourselves, etc.
Add your own academy survival advice u see this post..

The watering is it water they use?
Or water missed with something?

Judah95:
Na people like this guy they jakpa from training. Go on YouTube and watch some real NDA trainings or Boko Haram fight with Army.

Come back here and share your new thoughts. See your nose like " I will join the army and die in battle"

Lol.. Bro u go far oo

Abeg make una leave anybody wey wan die to die..

Nobody plans to be sacrificial lambs abeg

Postanalyser:
You don't have to go tribal in making your point. Shalom

Stand corrected..

ugo4u:
Are you insinuating that IPOB members are in the army? If the authorities bring you in for questioning can you point out the members of IPOB you said are in the army?

I meant ibo sir

I don modify, I mean not to be offensive n sorry if I sounded that way

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sikowitz17:
i had a discussion with one officer yesterday and he said and I quote... desist and run away from Amoured corps.. I asked him why and he didn’t answer me.. he said that’s my piece of advice to you.

E get why
I prefer being mobile abeg.. I go dey forget tanks n trucks wella if I dey that corp, I go just dey japa when he red. NO TIME

ugo4u:
Interesting Documentary on the evolution of tank warfare.(German Tanks).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwvxVFb6Rzc

Armour go make sense o
But I'll pass

NewDelhi:
Lol you see those termal 5, those ones no get your time, they're your seniors for life . Moreover they are barely around, you'll rarely see them and even when they come around , they don't even have your time at all. They are the biggest boys in NDA.

Termal 4, those ones feel to bossy to touch you. Most of them no get your time too so they'll leave their minions and foot soldiers in the name of termal 3 to do the dirty work for them.

Termal 3 na every SSC cadet worse nightmare be this. The sight of a termal 3 cadet is the beginning of wisdom. You go buy job tire. They will make life tire you. Most people that run away from training , na usually these termal 3 dey cause am. Small boy wey never start to grow hair for prick go dey treat your fvck up big time.

Termal 2. Those ones still dey naive, Dem no dey tresspass.

Termal 1. Theses ones are clowns. They never see life yet moreover dem never get the liver to do anything.

Is there any way to avoid these terma 3 boys...
Like obeying all instructions without question

Elsueno:
Bros, somebody gotta teach those kids the consequences of going too far. I will just be taking one for the team. If I put one or two academy cadets for hospital, They will keep thier shenanigans to a minimum. How can a small boy come and shower me with koboko without any reason when I am possible having one nice heavenly dream

Brouba, d only way for them to stop me is to Kill me

No be by mouth o

ROYALBLACK:
95 percentage of Nigeria men are woman beater.

If u are fine.
But I'm not a woman beater

sikowitz17:
My own is just as much as you have hot takes about how to run the army and be the most humble officer ever! Put the same effort to getting shortlisted..
Won’t make sense if you are the one that knows how officers should be saluting nco and you bounce on exam list..

Discussions here are pure discussions as we all know that once everyone gets in, orientation will change.. Do what you must... if you will drink urine to make final list, do it. As long as you make the list.

Boss u go far oo... Lol

KingAzubuike:
If you use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil plantain, you'll fall sick and get severely infected. There's nothing like juju or jazz, wake up from your slumber. All these nonsense can't prevent a bullet from entering you.

Lol
Baba jazz dey..
It's just that where ur own stop an there another person own start. Because u don't believe in it no mean e no dey work.

Las las na only God fit protect us all

Most of those senior officers use it, no form woke here abeg..

oscarfrosh:
Good day everyone, SSC guys guard up, it won't be easy to put it together because some of our coursemates will throw confusion and buy job for us. SSC cadets will be training in Afaka sure banka, we might do our prep wing in ribadu.
SSC 46 have been in afaka for a month now, na terma one dey old site presently, probably during the interview we might not use drill shield, it will be the candidate village just as the 72RC are doing.
Start training gentlemen it will reduce some kind of blanket job.
For the exams it will be obj; Maths, English and current affairs, I don't know if SSC and DSSC exams will the same. There's 0.5 probability we're writing the same exams though.
Expect Gmaths, let me give you hint army will just pick one year and set the questions.
During screening we'll still write another aptitude test, that's where we'll write the essay.

Let me emphasize this for those that will make the screening, medical is the only thing that can cut your dream short, so pray and treat yourself.
God is the authentic godfather, godfather dey fail people at times.

One question I want you to ask yourself why do you want to join Nigerian Army?? is it because of lack of employment, or the uniform or to chause people or as DSSC officer na office things!!! Money no dey Army O, except you loot money(which is not good) how many people out of the course will have the opportunity to do so? DSSC officers dey frontline for North east.
The reason why you are joining the Army will do two things for you
1. Make you love the job on the long run
2. Make you hate the job on the long run
I'm not saying this to put fear in people but for you to make up your mind, no going back and also no dashing out of training if your selected because your village men won't forgive you.
Victory is from God

Thank u brotherly
I no know where people they see geography n 5 essays information.. U for let am shock them.

Even postume no be like this

QuadrilAyinde:
Omo Agba wey Sabi... I no go talk much... just hold true to ur believe... Wetin some of us don try and see for this Life ehnn... Experience get levels sha...

Oya make I teach U guys 1 African Science

Use the urine of a pregnant woman to boil an Unripe plantain + some wordings, Nah sure Anti-Bullet (Any Type and form).. Tested Personally but kids everywhere

My chest
Una no go kill person with laff

E go shock all of una

sikowitz17:
this last set didn’t know what free day is... next set might not get it too

SSC don enter am walai

autamahmud:
That sleeping part is a must, when my guy passed out from NDA, he came to my house to rest, baba no shake body till the next day, I thought he was dead

Lol
Shebi Sundays na free day for NDA?

Postanalyser:
Select * from database where age = '$age' And height='$height';

This will output all the applicants whose age and height meet the values stored in the variables '$age' and '$height'.

It will not take upto 30seconds for this to be done.

PHP programmer ?

Prospect048:
2nd or 3rd Saturday

Navy exam is on 17th, if the two exam are on the same day.. Hmmm
Na low turn out be that o

QuadrilAyinde:
Nah so I read am sumwia sey starting from December, this attached picx will be the standard Issue for the Nigerian Army Personnels on the Frontline.....

ALL IS WELL

Very much welcomed
Make their brain correct, some of us are risking it all

QuadrilAyinde:
I just wonder how people are not seeing what the agency they intend Joining really entails and what's the Latest development in there.. Just Look at the Nigerian Army Recruitment for the O'LEVEL Recruit this Year, What other conviction does Anyone need again b4 realizing that MANY PERSONNELS ARE NEEDED coz Many Unreported Deaths dey Happen Daily to the Uniform men in these Troubled states....

May God help us in this Country

It's advisable everybody knows what they are getting into..

Have it at the back of your mind that we are at war n no enjoyment anhywhere

sikowitz17:
Me I no Dey apply navy sha!! I won’t

Army or nothing

Lol
Navy hard die..
No risk no reward sha

QuadrilAyinde:
Thank U for that Observation brother.... Who trains a SPECIAL FORCE for Coordinated Border Management (CBM)...

The reason behind my posting the Long Writeup is to let guys know that NIS too are now fully involved in the Actual Frontline Activities and I personally conformed this Also from Comptroller Usman of the NIS at the Muritala Muhammad International Airport, Lagos

So u guys should rather brace up and know that the Security challenges in Nigeria now has U undeniably escalated beyond what the Militaries can handle Alone

They don't know what is going on.
Soon it will be Custom, DSS, Mopol
The workload is becoming too much for the army.

Everybody will be doing their job from now on