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me too,still cool sha

I dont understand the joke at all

I think is wrong,but I guess its fun doing it

The guy dey feel like Micheal jackson

Am not,but there is no need to lie.thanks all the same

Body dey cool,how you dey?

RSA:
thanks guys,I've got more,

A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The
owner walks up to him and hands him menu.
*"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just
bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and
Order from
there."*
*A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile
And picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table And hands
it to him.*
*The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
breath.*
*Ah, yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."*
*Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen
and
tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened.*
*The blind man eats and leaves
*Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner
mistakenly
brings him a menu again.*
*Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."*
*I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork."*
*The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind
man.*
*After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells
great.*
*I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." *
*Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is
screwing
around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the Next time the
blind
man comes in he's going to test him
*He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
coming
and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, Rub this
fork on
your undies before I take it to the blind man." Gladys complies
and
hands her husband the fork.*
*As the blind
man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting.*
*Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your
fork ready for you."*
*The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "I
didn't know Gladys worked here!*

nice one again

RSA,why are they running from the kid?

Jeovy:
;d ;d ;d

hay sauce,was referring to this

Bad business

crazy man

Thanks

A friend of my needs advice,this is his story:

He has been dating his girl for 3yrs and still counting,he intend to marry her,but this is the problem;He is the bread winner of the family with no dad,so he is in charge of the family with six younger once of which 2 is still schooling,the lady in question is equally the bread winner with no dad too,the mum dosnt work,she is still in school and three younger ones still intending to further their education.Now,the problem is that my friend feels the burden will be much on him if eventually he marries this girl,currently,he takes care of his family and his girls education and it is not easy for him.He is managing a company that is still very young and he might use up his capital before you know it.He is slightly confused but he loves the girl and he wonders about tomorrow.Any nice advice or encouragement will help. I can give more detail if needed

Amen pastor,very inspiring.keep it up

hey,uncle segun whats is this?

he is dumb to ask

old soldier

uho uho

u know how many husband,boyfriends,acquaintances,enemies,admirers she get for nld,better backoff

I just laughed

;d ;d ;d

hmm.talking horse

Not bad at all

I thought they ve been on strike

starting with urs first olulu

aha,he never still jump,hisses and leaves the room

I don't agree with this line especially

he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another
doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

And u still dey look for wife

Shataap clemcy,jaymob lies

Not completely true

wow